5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[Okiebug61]

I play the viola
I love going to broadway shows
I belong to a bridge club
I like to crochet
I love early American History

[tapu]

Okay. I gotta go once more and then I'll stop. But this one is about my alter ego.... You know, the person I would be if I didn't have, like, friends and family.

Noa (as in opposite of tapu)

I walk my dog every day, like clockwork. That guy gets so much exercise!

I love to swim! I don't worry myself a bit about fish or eels or swarms of snakes that travel lightning fast through the water in a big ball, straight toward anything dangling below the water line.

My ideal job would be garbage collector. (Outside in the morning; off early in the day; wear anything...)

For income, I steal small electronics from Target and resell them on eBay.

My mom didn't just die last week. Why, I hear her voice from the kitchen right now.

[JustJo]

I love blueberry pancakes...but they have to be done right...with fresh blueberries, and not gummy or heavy...they have to be fluffy :eating:

Toughy's post about steak and eggs over medium and sourdough toast and potatoes and onions made me hungry.

I could eat breakfast "stuff" for (almost) every meal.

I hate to ask for help, but frequently wish I had more...been true my whole life.

I really, really, really hate bugs....spiders, scorpions, cockroaches and grasshoppers (yea, I know) most of all.

[VuDu]

I think tapu is a bit addicted to this thread.

I chew ice. Low iron levels bedamned!

I never buy soap or shampoo because I make my own.

I dislike getting grease (or any kind) underneath my fingernails.

I watch horror movies until they make me too frightened to walk around the house at night. *grin*

My favorite swear word is "jerkwad".

[tapu]

I think tapu is a bit addicted to this thread.



Hey now! I read all of 2011 and believe me, BigButchMistie's and Softness's generous contributions more than encouraged me. :wink:

[Softly]

I eat pepperoncinis right out the jar. I love them!!
I don't like having any product in my hair
I call tmobile every week to complain because they are horrible!!
I have glasses but never wear them because they make me nauseous
I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

[VuDu]

I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

*blink*

:laugh:

[Trishagee]

I bring home work every weekend, but it never seems to make it out of my car.

I love to work out but am always too tired to go the gym.

My favorite flower is Plumeria, simply beautiful and smells amazing.

My ADD is so severe that I must do several things at the same time to accomplish anything.

If I eat a big breakfast I will eat all day, and visa versa...

[wimsiclegirl]

*I love parking spaces that allow me to pull straight through so I don't have to back out
* I carry a book with me everywhere
* I love walking or running in the rain
*Chocolate chip cookies fix everything
*I love crazy shows like: cops, jail, prison shows, all worked up, parking wars
* I love coordinating social events or trips for my friends and family

[scootebaby]

My biggest asset is also my biggest liability--Pride!

i wish i could remember things that need to be done WHEN they need to be done-instead of having to make a to do list.

i really have an issue with ppl that turn EVERYTHING back to them.

i struggle daily with being a productive member of society anymore

like someone else said---i cant stand for my food to touch.

[tonaderspeisung]

i snag those ikea golf pencils by the handful - i'm the reason you can never find one when you need one


i miss those bins in the back of radio shack where you could stop by and grab switches, knobs, transformers and such for wimsy sunday afternoon projects


there are a bunch of youtube videos, posted by strangers, of me doing the thriller dance - that's all i will say about that


i use a polyphasic sleep pattern of a core 3hrs and 3 - 20 min naps throughout the day


i have a synesthetic perception of sounds - i can actually feel their texture

[dixie]

I love the pink Starburst jellybeans.

Today was my first video chat ever. It was actually kinda fun.

I lose things easily. (Then when I find them two years later it feels like Christmas...LOL)

I have a fear of being struck by lightning.

I have kept almost every card and letter I've ever been given.

[dixie]

I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

I have met many, many wrestlers in my lifetime, as someone who used to hang around backstage as a kid (and teenager). I must say, Mark is an awesomely cool individual. Good choice for your "relations" wish. lol :)

[jenny]

1. I have an exercise bike in my bedroom that I haven't ridden in probably two years.
a. Doesn't everyone?
b. Anyone want it?

2. Most of my celebrity crushes on are guys.

3. I once nearly set the house on fire during sex. Like... for real. Flames and everything.

4. Someone once printed out my personal ad on OKCupid and showed it to her friends so they could vote on whether the author (me) was crazy or hilariously brilliant. Luckily, most voted for brilliant.

5. I'm a total Broadway fanatic, and I was lucky enough to see "Book of Mormon" two weeks ago -- amazing!

[bigbutchmistie]

I want a boxer female puppy.

I am not a cat person

Cat allergies are the only thing I'm allergic too

I won't swim in a lake or anywhere I can't see the bottom

I'm a big sissy when it comes to rats spiders and especially snakes.

[Rook]

~1~ I play the Cuatro, and love every minute of it, I could lose myself in thought while playin' YouTube - ‪Probando Cuatro Puertorriqueño-Puertorican Music Online.com‬‏


~2~ I have a serious weakness {a.k.a HAWT, nomnom!!} for light colored eyes, or rather "different"..ex: "honey hazel", " 'ice' blue", "green with 'gold' ", maybe for the same reason I rarely find redheads sensual? I see "mud" brown eyes every morning. That, and I always believed eyes are the 'window' to ones current Emotion if u pay attention...


~3~ I am a very, very, very.....veryvery private person....very....Not anti-social, I srsly don't like "outsiders" knowing my private/personal/none-of-your-beeswax Family issues, and my Family knows this, so when I have a shitfit "hit-the-roof" moment because I find out some random buddy is playing audience to our private problems, they ask 'em to step outside...or I do.


~4~ I carry one of my Ferrets over my shoulder like a baby every time he's out "on the Prowl", and he loves it, he'll throw a tantrum if I put him down sometimes. The other one acts like I'm torturing her after 15 seconds holding her gently.


~5~ I'm srsly considering gestational Surrogacy eventually, if I ever get $$$, and a damn good Lawyer {can't be myself -heh- conflict of interest, I believe}, I would like twins. Maybe redhead-grin- I'm not picky though...

[Dreams]

many people think i am a hard person to get to know..

i think many people neither listen or watch enough..

the term "two steps forward one step back" doesn't work for me..(this equates to very little progress to me)..

i wont cheat, lie, or steal..people who do piss me off..

i love sour candy...

[Starrynightaw]

I can be secretive when I think your up to no good.

Animals have my heart.

I am allergic to onions.

I would paint the world pink in a heartbeat.

My iPhone is my weakness... if that battery dies someone is gonna hear it.

[Rockinonahigh]

Inspite of my seriousness about things If people take the time to ...

Find out im a real crack up
love sour pickles
grade b horrow movies
a horse lover
My fur kids rule.

[Leigh]

1) I'm addicted to texting

2) I actually enjoy watching the news

3) I'm shy when I talk on the phone, not sure why though I'm just shy in general

4) I love the smell of burgers cooking on the grill and/or in the oven

5) My favorite passtime is playing online

[Rook]

(-1-) I learned to play and Love the card game " UNO " during Hurricane Andrew

(-2-) I never bothered with Euchre, even in College, with a few baby dykes tryin to teach.....I was busy....Watchin' a boi tryin' really hard {pisspoor subtle, but i give credit -lol-} to grab my attention....

(-3-) I'll play Rummy 500 till dawn..

(-4-) My brother and I occasionally would disconnect the telephone and continue playing "Stratego" during school days [Our mother received a few phone calls when I was truant..]

(-5-) I detest Monopoly....that's about it

[Novelafemme]

1. i thought i was scared of snakes but i actually like them. there is a bullhead living under the concrete in our backyard and i find myself looking for him (maybe wanting to be-friend him?) when i am out gardening. :)

2. i am a RAGING hippy at heart! :hangloose:

3. i believe medical marijuana should be available to anyone suffering from chronic pain. let's work on getting rid of the stigma attached to this holistic, naturally healing plant.

4. i have a smallish lip balm problem and would venture to guess i have upwards of ten tubes in my purse at any given time.

5. saying no is very difficult for me. but i am getting better and better at it with practice! :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I like my coffee cream only.
2. I'm funny
3. Women who travel with a u-haul scares me.
4. I love chocolate chip cookies.
5. I bite my lip when I dance.

[Gráinne]

1. I am a fanatic about the Tudors (the real people, not the miniseries)

2. I think I have every CD Moby has ever put out

3. I love me some Mazzy Star (every CD there, too)

4. My dream trip is rafting in Kyrgyzstan (and it just might happen with me and a close friend there)

5. I met Mikhail Tal, world chess champion in the early 60's (no, I didn't play him).

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I love r and b music.
2. I'm very sensitive.
3. I love a Femme who stands up for her butch.
4. I love a demure Femme with a dirty girl side.
5. Your Mom would marry me.

[Rook]

1- I'm fond of some countries Royalty, their protocols, traditions, pageantry. {I'm not, however, fond of their scandals or rumors.}

2- While I enjoy Anthropomorphic Art/Stories and/or Cosplay, I'm not a "Furry", in any way.

3- I like BOTH Star Wars & Star Trek, however, if my arm were twisted, choose The Force I shall indeed, hmpf.

4- I collect Hot Wheels/ Matchbox/ Tonka cars-trucks....

5- For the last time, Yes, I date both Femmes AND butches/bois, and yes, I'm Stone Butch. {No, I don't "Switch" :leatherflag:}

:readfineprint:

[bigbutchmistie]

I have never had a long term relationship

I'm not a morning person

I'm a perv lol

I have small hands and feet

I love chewing minty gum

And here's five more lol

I love Mexican food but can't handle spicy

I played piano growing up

I am moody

I'm a Gemini

I never know when a femme is flirting with me

[dixie]

I giggle and smile a lot when I'm nervous.

My voice never sounds the same to me when I hear it recorded, plus I think I have a funny sounding voice. (And no, I'm not referring to the hillbilly accent.)

I've been stood up for more dates than I've actually been on.

I love building stuff, and putting stuff together.

I would love to quit my job and travel the country going to all the really goofy tourist attractions. (World's biggest ball of yarn, etc., cause I'm a dork like that.)

[little_ms_sunshyne]

The sound of thunder scares me...

I love to watch scary movies but can never sleep alone afterwards

I have a serious mouth on me lol I am no stranger to the F Bomb! lol

I am easily distracted...Train of thought gets lost easy...

I love the smell of clean laundry...I use extra fabric softener :)

[Tcountry]

I love making others smile.....& try to do it as much as possible

I wish I had legal rights to my girls...but am so glad I raised them well for the time we did have...

I really am a hard worker & can learn to do just about anything

I have trained over 350 people to do my current job...

There is nothing I want more than to have forever with Sunshyne start ASAP

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I like chocolate cake with no frosting
2. I'm a big kid at heart.
3. I'm attracted to sweet and flirty women.
4. I love fruit
5. I want to marry when I'm 50.

[tapu]

i think many people neither listen or watch enough..


Whenever I'm with a person or group and we are debating an idea or a course of action or whatever, I sometimes say, "Well, let's think about this for just a moment." And when I don't continue, they say, "Okay, I think...." Then I try to explain, "No, thinking means no talking. I mean let's just think for a moment a moment about what each of us has said and what we think now." It's really funny to me how people often equate thinking with saying "I think...." If I'm talking, then I'm definitely not re-thinking and that's what I like to do in a debate.

[tapu]

I have 22 aunts and uncles on one side, and 16 on the other.

I have 56 first cousins.

I am the only person in my family to have a college degree.

My mother worked on the production line for Champion 33 years making spark plugs.

My dad has always thought he was gay and that my mom was too. He told me 30 years ago but hasn't said a word about it since.

[T4Texas]

I collect vintage postcards of trailer parks/trailer sales/travel trailers

I have 8 screws and a metal bar in my right leg

I once rode a Harley superglide from Texas to California solo

I like kitschy things like old run down tourist attractions (alligator farms, dinosaur parks, etc.)

I'm addicted to Rocky and Bullwinkle

[diamondrose]

I am craving pizza right now
my favorite flower is yellow tulips
My favorite color happens to be yellow and ironically enough my bedroom room is painted yellow :)
My roommate is getting on my nerves. Just saying :)

[Gemme]

I like strawberry rhubarb pie.

I used to get rhubarb and rutabaga confused.

I once won an award (including fancy plaque and everything) for art. It's the only one and it's been lost for years.

I spent a couple of years in chorus in school, but I can't read music or hold a note.

I am 37 and have nothing foreign in my mouth...no crowns, fillings, bridges, etc. I don't know if I'll make it to 40 though, with my candy habit. :blink:

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I love shopping with a Femme.
2. I love women my height or shorter.
3. I'm a very caring person
4. I'm a rare butch or so I've been told.
5. I love the beach.

[pajama]

I can sleep anywhere, anytime of day.
I love going out at night, either at work or home now, and walking around.
I watch some kind of porn every day.
I can't inhale a cigarette, I choke and cough and look like a goober.
Thanks to a certain party several years ago that had a Jagermeister machine, I can no longer even think of Jag without kinda gagging a little.

[Dominique]

1. I love to iron, spray starch is my friend.

2. I still sleep in a water bed.

3. I am extremely attracted to *Brainiacs*

4. I play a flute, and played the organ for my church
when I was in High School.

5. I ride a bicycle as my main form of transportation
9 1/2 to 10 months out of the year. Yes. I have a car.

[Dreams]

the past few months i have been waking up with a song in my head..no song in particular.

i am actually looking forward to more changes in my life..

i am a very tolerant person and just don't see the point in getting worked up over small silly stuff (to me) unless i know someone is intentionally trying to piss me off.

i am a very sincere person if i say i'm sorry i mean it, the same with i love you.
i believe words have weight and carry meaning.

an empty apology means nothing to me, if you are not truly sorry then don't bother saying it..but that's just me.

[tapu]

the past few months i have been waking up with a song in my head..no song in particular.

i am actually looking forward to more changes in my life..

i am a very tolerant person and just don't see the point in getting worked up over small silly stuff (to me) unless i know someone is intentionally trying to piss me off.

i am a very sincere person if i say i'm sorry i mean it, the same with i love you.
i believe words have weight and carry meaning.

an empty apology means nothing to me, if you are not truly sorry then don't bother saying it..but that's just me.



I nodded my head the whole time I was reading Dreams' stuff above.

My son's donor was 6'4". Jesus. What was I thinking??

I tried to adopt a 2nd son, Manuel Diego, from Guatemala. They waited until after 2 years and $20,000 to decide I might be gay.

My son, Asa, once pointed out that I was never harsh with him. It was probably the proudest of myself I have ever been.

I have a natural French manicure. Just do. I don't know why.

[Lynn]

Apologies mean very little to me. If you're sorry, don't do it again.

Forgiveness, also. It's not something I have to "bestow" upon you. If you don't do it again, we're good. If it's something really bad, time may heal. I don't hold grudges.

I like to buy a lot of Chinese food and eat it throughout the week.

I'm really grateful to have a second, part time job doing family counseling. It helps me make ends meet, and keeps me up to date on areas of my field that I wouldn't otherwise be exposed to.

The doorbell just rang and I bolted from the front room to the bedroom because I wasn't wearing pants. :| I don't think the UPS guy noticed....

[VuDu]

Watching the tv show Hoarders makes me want to clean my house down to the cement blocks.

I dislike insects but ones that jump cause me to squeal a bit. (sshh)

I am a raving insomniac and usually have to take something to get any rest over 2 hours a night.

I love cats... I love every kind of cat...Sorry, I just really... really.. *sniffle* love cats.. and I just want to hug all of them!.. *tears linger on lashes only to be brushed away*..

I may be slightly sarcastic.. maybe.

[Inked_Trinity]

1) I have more than 20 tattoos

2) I had my first fight in the boxing ring 1 month ago ( at the age of 49)

3) Retired from law enforcement after being hurt in the line of duty

4) I can not sleep unless I am laying down

5) Nothing turns me on more than kissing a femme that's wearing lipstick!

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. When I'm mad I get quiet.
2. I'm very romantic.
3. Would give a body part to someone who needs it.
4. Always kind
5. Loves life.

[Dreams]

i have never understood the point of folding underwear..:boxers:

i have recently discovered Mexican pickles..i like..:cheer:

i have a friend request from June that has sat in my in-box since i joined..:whoop:

i wonder if i ever accept it will it cause a coronary, getting banned or both?..:bomb:

i've never been banned from a site..i think..:|

[Gemme]

Watching the tv show Hoarders makes me want to clean my house down to the cement blocks.

I dislike insects but ones that jump cause me to squeal a bit. (sshh)

I am a raving insomniac and usually have to take something to get any rest over 2 hours a night.

I love cats... I love every kind of cat...Sorry, I just really... really.. *sniffle* love cats.. and I just want to hug all of them!.. *tears linger on lashes only to be brushed away*..

I may be slightly sarcastic.. maybe.



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[amnesia.bfp]

Five things no one would know about me?

I don't know who I am. times five. Click here to help me. (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405)

[deb_U_taunt]

1. The only soda I ever drink is gingerale.

2. I feel grateful for everyday.

3. I adore my partner and we would truly be lost without each other (and were).

4. I painted my toenails today (purple with glitter).

5. I love the smell of the old medicine Lysol.

[bigbutchmistie]

I absolutely love Starbucks

I've recently started eating right and exercising. Getting a better healthier me

I absolutely love Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And all their other shows.

I'm a huge Christian music fan wit Marvin Matthews and Gold City Quartet being among my faves

I'm also a big Housewives of New Jersey Orange Co Atlanta fan.

[deb_U_taunt]

1. I am told I use 'jazz hands', when talking on the phone.

2. Every wall in our house is covered in pictures.

3. Every room has layers of carpets. I love area rugs.

4. I love being alone and having complete quiet.

5. I love quirky people.

[kannon]

I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/undertaker.jpg

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I'm a Letter Carrier (24 yrs)
2. Always honest.
3. Always there if someone needs something.
4. Like Toll house choc chip cookies.
5. Will out you if you stand next to me. LOL

[uglyboi]

I have never been to Perth.

I was born in a wagon in a travelin’ show…well, not really, but in the foothills of Appalachia so it’s kinda close.

I am a Gemini. I doubt that means anything. But then again maybe it does.

I rarely drink a beer, but if I'm going to, it's going to be a Yuengling or a Killian's Red.

My least favorite job was working as a detasseler in a popcorn field (you remove the tassels so the corn can cross pollinate).

[weatherboi]

i have jazz hands

i own a cybersonic toothbrush

i hardly ever brush my hair

i have surfed with sharks...no really i have

i once got pulled over and searched by a female cop and she thought I was stashing something in my pants so she reached down and pulled back a very shocked hand. Her face was kinda shocked too.

[Holly.88]

1. My twin sister is my best friend and biggest supporter.
2. I can't stand the taste of beer. Unless I've already been drinking.
3. I am from Louisiana and I love it here. (Yes, I have a heavy southern accent ;)
4. I cannot stand odd numbers.
5. I only wear Fitted caps or knit hats.
6. (To make it even.) I was raised with manners and I use them.

[hpychick]

1. My birthmark is on my behind.
2. I don't have a smallpox vaccination scar because I am immune to it.
3. I have broken 3 bones in my body: my right pinkie (a bootcamp injury involving a seabag filled with sand), and the fourth toe on both feet (both from sparring in Tang Soo Do).
4. I have never jumped out of an airplane.
5. I do not like taking medicine.

[Medusa]

1. I have a serious nectarine addiction!

2. I have gotten rid of 40 pairs of shoes in the last year in an effort to downsize the closet and clear out ridiculousness (um? plastic tiger-striped ballet slippers? WTF was I thinking?)

3. I LOVE the smell of fresh gardenias.

4. I'm currently reading 4 books and also trying to make my way through a tech manual.

5. I take my iPod with me everywhere.

[amnesia.bfp]

Can't
Remember
Who
I
Am

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I'm a kind soul.
2. I will always be honest.
3. I love checking out the gallery.
4. I love all animals.
5. My Mom drives me crazy. :)

[MissPriss]

I have a twin.

Im very picky when it comes to my coffee.

I cry over movies.

I refuse to use a dishwasher.

I will not eat if one food is touching another.

[Soft*Silver]

I am very much into retro and love the color turquoise for appliances

For the most part, I dont like music

I am going to get my hair cut and coloured professionally for the first time in years...

I hate chocolate milk

pickled eggs are dessert for me

[Beasley67]

1) I have an severe phobia of hair that is not attached to a body.

2) According to my Gastroenterologist, I have beautiful colon. (Who knew?)

3) I am celebrating 8 years of successful recovery.

4) I have lived in the south for 8 years now and I still need to have closed captioning on to understand the "folks on the local news".

5) I am hopelessly addicted to the "Twilight Saga" even though it was intended for tweens.

[Write14u]

1. I've learned numerous activities while writing about them. Scuba diving was my favorite.
2. Spelunking was a close second.
3. While diving in the Bahamas, I found myself in close proximity to several Tiger sharks.
4. I'm pretty sure I have a torn something or another in my right shoulder.
5. I really miss my Tacoma.

[Softly]

Be still my heart!!!

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/undertaker.jpg

[Jett]

-I like to take long walks... in the cemetery. What can I say, it's full of trees, peaceful and quiet and my dog Daisy loves all the squirrels and rabbits.

-I'm a cinnamon-raisin-toast-a-holic, like, I can never get enough :P

-My favorite movie is Requiem for a Dream, Mullholland Drive is a close second.

-I hate the water, especially deep dark water, it's super creepy to me.

-I have quit smoking, and started smoking, and quit and started etc more than I can count... now I "smoke" electronic cigarettes (no smoke only vapor).

[deb_U_taunt]

1. I love to do jigsaw puzzles.

2. I like to refinish furniture.

3. I always have a home project in process.

4. I talk to my mom and grandma most everyday.

5. I rarely dine out.

[clay]

1. I am afraid of the ocean...I can't swim..BUT I will walk in the edge...not past my knees though.
2. I LOVE sushi and Shrimp!
3.I am an eternal romanticist
4. My middle name is Ann
5. I love to write erotica!

[JustLovelyJenn]

1. I don't like chocolate cake or ice cream. I love chocolate... but... not those...
2. I get overwhelmed very easily when faced with sudden changes... Process time people...
3. I love water. There is not an element on Earth that can calm me faster.
4. I have a very high pain tolerance.
5. I love arts and crafts...

[VintageFemme]

i read magazines from back to front
i dated country singer, rick trevino's cousin
my favourite word is bittersweet
i despise the sun as well as suntans
i partied with the john lee hooker band once

[*Anya*]

1. When was 9 my younger brother & I had a fight and I kicked him in the shin, fracturing one toe and spraining 4. My mother was mortified trying to explain this to the ER MD.

2. My other brother used my Beetles 45 RPM records as frisbees when I was 13 and I had to kick his ass too.

3. I can cut both human hair and my dog (went to cosmetology school for a few months before changing to nursing school).

4. I saw Gone With the Wind during a re-issue around age 8, and cried so hard during the "I'll never be hungry again as God is my witness", speech by Scarlett, that I disturbed other patrons & the usher asked my mom to take me out until I stopped crying.

5. I am very sensitive and do not at all have a thick hide, though I can pull off pretending I do, fairly well.

[bigbutchmistie]

Very Femme Women In Charge get me going and are my weakness ;)

Ive never been to the ocean

I eat out all the time

Im highly allergic to cats. its the only allergy I have

I dont want kids

[Soft*Silver]

I have a thing for "waterfall" depression era furniture

I have a hankering for a horse monopoly game!

Every yard I have claimed as mine must have a lilac bush and a rose bush in it

I cant sew

My daughter is as clumsy as they come and she comes by it honestly

[moxie]

If someone drives by my house and honks their horn, I will stop what I am doing to wave at the mysterious driver even though they cannot see me. It's a force of habit.

I do not like sweet iced tea, which is near blasphemous being here in the south.


Someone cut in front of me in line at the dollar store today and I was shocked. It was the first non-nice and discourteous behavior that I have seen since I moved here two weeks ago. I stood there in shock for an indeterminate amount of time.

This accent is trying to weasel it's way into my Upper Midwesterner ways.

I am trying to decide between a foodsaver, bread machine, a indoor grill and a Bose iPhone docking station to listen to my tunes. I'll probably break down and get the foodsaver first. Baby doesn't like freezerburn.

[bigbutchmistie]

I absolutely love Blue Bell Fudge Pops

I havent been swimming since my mom died

I love scary movies even though they scare the crap out of me

I cant stand Star Trek and things like that

Im thinking of having lap band surgery

[T4Texas]

Ive started painting again after a 15 year hiatus

Ive started reading again after a ten year hiatus

I'm slowly working my way through every PBS special the county library has

I prefer to date women younger than myself

I think about dying a lot (because of health issues I've had) and have a cemetery plot, headstone and funds for my funeral

[EmpressM]

5 things...hmmm. Someone, (you know who you are) told me I don't share enough of myself and I'm very hard to get to know. Well, I feel like sharing now, so here goes. Can we stop with the Ice Princess jokes now? lol!

1. When I have a bad day, I drive to the Dallas Zoo just to visit the giraffe statue at the entrance. He makes me VERY happy! I call him Paul. I have no idea why.

2. My grandfather was a crane-rigger and drove the crane that was used to get John Travolta's character down off the scaffolding when he was drunk in the movie Urban Cowboy. As a result I met John Travolta AND rode the bull at the original Gilley's in Pasadena, TX when I was 6. I still have the pink Gilley's t-shirt.

3. I almost never remember movies I've seen and often re-watch them completely forgetting the plot or that I've already seen the movie a bazillion times. However, I am a walking music encyclopedia! My favorite band is Tool, which no one EVER guesses! I've seen them live 14 times and have met the band.

4. 2 1/2 years ago, I had a very freak accident leaving me with a neck injury that nearly paralyzed me from the neck down. I only had a 15% chance of making it out of surgery alive and a 10% chance of having use of my body. I have 2 titanium replacement discs, 2 titanium plates, 2 pieces of cadaver bone, and 16 screws in my neck. Thankfully, I have no residual pain and the only permanent damage is I can't feel the tip of my left index finger. Now I walk 4 miles every day and do Pilates at least 3 times a week to appreciate and remind me that I almost lost the ability. I am forever grateful to my neurosurgeon and send him hand written Thank You notes on the anniversary of my surgery.

5. I recently elected to leave what most would consider a dream career to pursue yet another degree and my life's calling. The paycheck just wasn't enough anymore.

One more for good measure…My *real* name is actually a title meaning Lady of Royalty, hence EmpressM in my BFP handle! ;)

*hugs* EmpressM

[bigbutchmistie]

I love dating older women

I love snuggling with Simon in the mornings

I am not a morning person. I dont get in a bad mood Im just quiet. I have to have time to wake up.

Now if someone pisses me off while Im trying to wake up. It puts me in a bad mood and screws my whole day up. lol

I drink iced vanilla coffee almost every morning from McDonald'ds cause McDonald's is in my parking lot at my job

[bigbutchmistie]

Ok 5 more lol :)

I dont know how to fish or camp.

I never have been camping

Im a big sissy when it comes to spiders and snakes

I wont swim in the lake or ocean cause I cant see the bottom.

I havent been to Six Flags, or fairs places like that cause I am scared of heights. And dont see the point going.

[JAGG]

1 I love pepper, put it on almost everything
2 I'm very loyal.
3 I can't wear anything wrinkled.
4 I am a great judge of character. Just have this special knack.
5 I can memorize things very easily.

[deb_U_taunt]

1. I am too open and could learn to censor myself better.

2. I am not a high-maintenance kinda woman.

3. I love to cook, but I am not a fancy cook. (I make the best garlic and cheese mashed potatoes)

4. I don't like having long finger nails.

5. I have three office locations, but mostly work from home.

[Jeep]

I allow people I look up to to walk all over me

I LOVE CATS!

I am terrified of spiders, snakes, heights and rivers.

I just picked up a new hobby.. scrapbooking. Kinda wierds my family out.

I love books

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. Still single
2. Still cute
3. Still a goofball
4. Can't cook but try.
5. Very thoughtful because I listen.

[bigbutchmistie]

I hate Texas Heat

I have to have my apt very cold most of the year. Never use the heater in the winter time.

My idea of dressing up is some cargo pants and a polo shirt.

I would never go to the opera, art musuem, or anything like that. Just isnt me.

I am a huge cuddle bug

[VintageFemme]

think i'll list 5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=385412#post385412) that i love...



i love to bake cookies
i love snow
i love led zeppelin
i love big strong 'take charge' butches
i love sleeping

[Mister Bent]

That there actually are 5 things no one would know.
I can forgive someone's criticism of my musical taste if they can do so while slinging the word "nebbish."
Despite not owning a microwave, I still feel *complete* as a human.
I take suggestions.
I like tractor pulls and things like that.

[jelli]

I am usually on the look out for decent companions for some of our single friends and family.
I would love to start painting, but never seem to take the time. I own this.
I would love to travel like Julia Roberts character did for 'Eat, Pray, Love".
I love black licorice, but not black jelly beans. Yes, there is a difference.
I have purchased 2 notebooks to start writing to Cruel while she's out on the road. Each time she comes home I will swap them out.

[Soft*Silver]

I hated the movie Black Swan and the book/movie Eat Pray Love. I am not a chick flick kinda gal...

Every time someone says something about Black Swan I go into a tirade about how ludicrous that movie/character was. Friends and family actually mention it in public places just to get my reaction...witches...lol !!!

I adored Readers Digest until i realized how conservative and religious their company is. I still read it. I just dont adore the company anymore.

I want a bumper sticker that reads: See what you get, you damn Capitalists!

I have a major sugar addiction. I do really well now but like tonight, I ate (I wont tell you how many!) chocolate mint hard candies...loved EVERY single one of them....and had to force myself to stop. Its like crack for me! LOL. So I have to abstain totally from candy or i get carried away.

[bigbutchmistie]

Five Things About Me Are :

I love quiet time. My job is so stressful and fast paced I enjoy the down time with my thoughts

My teen years in the summer I used to spend in the parts of Mexico where outhouses were bathrooms lol

My mother was a police officer for years. She became one to find my brother and I after we were put into the "system"

I chew Orbit gum alot especially when Im stressed cause I used to grind my teeth

My brother even though we dont talk is my hero. He fought in the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars. And my mother is my hero.

[Holly.88]

1. I got to spend the entire weekend with my best friend. But, I learned something today that has impacted my opinion of her =\
2. I am more excited about my god son's first birthday than I am about the entire football season.
3. I'm close to making 15 months.
4. I love giving and getting mixed CDs.
5. Im a Lil Wayne fan.
6. I swear like a sailor.
7. I'm not used to these new feeling, but I absolutely love em!
8. The only girl I want has gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that makes my heart race.

[Medusa]

* If I think about chewing on newspaper, I will almost always start gagging.

* I LOVE leather-scented candles!

* I refuse to watch anything having to do with Russell Brand.

* I like to lick bouillon cubes (well, not as much anymore because of my bp)

* I gave a homeless woman the engagement ring an ex had given me.

[moxie]

I really like a person who loves toast

I like the part of being alone where you get to do what you want how you want it done and when. The rest, not so much.

My dad, as I remember him when he was around, was a Caucasian Lionel Richie. Only in the looks dept. No song stylings or big cash, but he did have a lot of ladies.

I tried horseradish for the first time last week. Where has it been all my life?!

I can't sleep without my special pillow.

[Novelafemme]

1. i love thursdays. ever since i was a little girl.

2. i do not need rescuing.

3. ginger-anything makes me smile and feel warm inside. :)

4. i am terrified of drowning. so forget number two and PLEASE rescue me. ;)

5. most of the time i prefer my dog to people. <she's pretty awesome>

[cara]

1. If you have a land-line with one of those coiled phone cords I see that the cord's twisted and knotted, I will fix it. Doesn't matter if you like it the other way. I will fix it.

2. I prefer evening/night to morning/afternoon.

3. I secretly want to get rid of all of my possessions and live and work in a cooperative, sustainable community.

4. I like finding change in my apartment building's washer or dryer because it feels like someone's paying me to do chores I had to do anyway.

5. One of my girls wrote to me this weekend when she got back from choir camp and said it was fun and she had a good time, but it just wasn't the same without me there. Awww! :)

[Slater]

1. The cake for my 13th birthday was left over from my grandmother's funeral/wake the day before. I thought it was morbid at the time, but I find it hilarious now.
2. If I am trying to put something together or take it apart, I must stick my tongue out. What? It helps!
3. If I am watching TV and one of those ASPCA or Humane Society ads comes on, I must turn the channel. Can. Not. Watch.
4. I wrote painfully bad, angsty poetry when I was a teenager and I still have some of it. But you have to sleep with me before I'll bust it out and let you laugh at it.
5. I can't roller skate.


Bonus: 5 things no one would know ... about my family.
1. My oldest sister was pregnant at the same time my mom was pregnant with me.
2. My maternal grandfather was a coal miner.
3. My dad worked as a milk man when he and my mom were first married. And he drove a horse and carriage on his route.
4. My mom's family did not have indoor plumbing until they moved from Iowa to Michigan when she was 15. The previous season's Sears & Roebuck catalog was their toilet paper.
5. My father's parent's were first cousins.

[Tangle]

I will be a truly amazing mother, and will have fantastic, well-adjusted, happy, smart, thoughtful, funny, polite, inquisitive, charming, playful children.

I love chocolate, and I love fruit - but not in combination. And I really dislike sour fruit.

I have a fetish for beautiful and unique glasses. I also love blue glass, and have a small collection.

I love my life, but I really do miss being tucked in and held at night, and waking up feeling warm and protected. Haven't had that in years.

My hair is thick, again past my waist, but I have been too lazy and/or preoccupied to get it trimmed.

I am an idiot for staying up this late on a work night. ...Oh wait, this is supposed to be about what people *don't* already know about me. ;)

[Soft*Silver]

I have a lawn goose dressed up in a harley outfit

I had a pagan commitment ceremony with a butch...it was one of the prettiest and most sacred ceremonies I ever witnessed. It had a bad ending...but the intent at that time was real and it reflected in the ceremony

I am the youngest child in my family and yet my older sister insists she is younger...lol. Its a standing joke between us! Even our shared primary care physician has asked both of us seriously, who is really the youngest...lol

I dont really care to sound nice or sweet or fluffy anymore, tho i am still soft and warm and loving. I am done making small talk that pretty much doesnt matter in the events of real life. What I do care about is strength of my character and depth of my honest reflection about myself and others.

my grape pergola is full of grapes and I expect a heavy crop this year if I can catch them before the birds do...jams and jellies!

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I'm silly
2. I'm goofy
3. I keep secrets
4. I'm sensitive
5. I now wear glasses

[iambrsf]

my second part time job is in parole and probation.

my son has spent more time in hospitals then anywhere else in his life and he will always be my number one

i dont have soft nice hands like a femme should cause i work outside and with my hands alot

i dont like always being the tougher emotionaly and physically one in my relationships

my parents have been happily married now for 43 years they still go on dates he gives her cards and flowers and i wish i had just an ounce of what they share

[willow]

I can smell one atom of BS in a field full of wildflowers, so don't even go there.

I'm a loyal and giving friend who knows when to offer supportive advice and when to shut up and just let you vent.

When people say things like 'I'm a straight talker' I'll usually give them a wide berth. What they really mean is 'I'm extremely rude and opinionated.' Salt of the earth, honest people who are straight talkers don't need to announce it, they just are.

I love to be outside, walking, planting, running my hand over scented herbs, reading or simply observing.... the changing seasons, clouds, busy ants, the breeze through grass, people getting on with their day......

Even if I have no plans other than being alone doing as little as possible, I'll still wash and blow dry my hair.

[Medusa]

* I get a little giddy when I am running the dishwasher and washing machine at the same time.

* I used to HATE Rachael Ray but now I kinda love her and catch myself watching her food show when nothing else is on.

* I have an unnatural fear of finding a snake in my bathroom ever since that tree frog showed up.

* I got the giggles at a funeral one time, much to my own horror.

* I used to carry a dehydrated chicken foot around in my purse.

[NoahMacchione]

1. I love to read and correct mistakes people make when writing. Thankfully I get paid to do just that.

2. When I was little I remember one of the first Christmas presents I received was my very own desk with Bugs Bunny bookends and two books. I mistakenly thought the bookends were telephones and used them as such.

3. I made up my own karaoke show one time by using a screwdriver as a mic. I may have added to that ensemble with a tennis racket as an electric guitar. I may or may not have done this as an adult too.

4. I am very close to my family and would be lost without them.

5. I have a nomadic spirit.

[Tcountry]

1. I am allergic to a ton of things...but thankfully not animals
2. I really do (in real life) say ma'am & sir more often than not
3. I tip well but also critically...(bonus points if the waiter/tress calls me sir)
4. I love to canoe...it was my escape when I was in high school
5. I never stop learning & am constantly studying things that interest me


that's all u get for now *tip hat*

[Hack]

1. I still really, really want to live abroad. A dream since college.
2. Any dessert involving coconut makes me break my "no sugar" rule.
3. I freak out every day that I recently bought a house.
4. I love to swim, but hate swimming in a pool and don't care for swimming in the ocean. I really only like to swim in the Great Lakes. Good thing I live in Michigan.
5. I will only eat peas fresh shelled out of the garden. I can't stand them cooked. However, if served them, I will eat them because I am polite like that.

[bigbutchmistie]

I love chocolate truffles

I love ancient Roman History and Medeival Times

My weakness is blonde/brunette headed femmes

I think a sweaty body is groase no matter what the reason

I have small hands and feet. My shoe size is 5 1/2

[deb_U_taunt]

1. My 2 closest friends are str8 women.

2. I have friends in my life I have known since grade school.

3. My favorite movie is 'Where the Heart Is'.

4. I love my very small home.

5. I am a terrible romantic.

[jelli]

My relationship with my oldest son teeter/totters because of his issue with my Cruel.

I mainly read text books and self help.

I get tired of hearing about my *900* voice.

I am becoming more and more of a recluse.

I really dislike talking on the phone.

[JustLovelyJenn]

1. I hate to clean up after other people, with the exception of my children.

2. It takes me almost 2 hours to wake up in the mornings.

3. It takes an act of god to get me to fold laundry... this is what hangers are for.

4. My creative space always seems cluttered, but its organized chaos.

5. When I feel overwhelmed, I can filter out the whole world... not always a good thing.

[deb_U_taunt]

1. I am stubborn.

2. I can be seriously anti-social.

3. I wear corporate attire, when I go into the office (suits, hose and heels).

4. I have tattoos.

5. My bestie is a republician, str8, redneck woman. We are so opposite from one another, but we agree to disagree (I have offered to teach her the hippy space dance, but she won't go there. I have gotten her to stop watching that damn faux news though).

[bigbutchmistie]

I love cheese on lots of different foods

I absolutely love scary movies the scary the better

I have a picture of me and my brother and my real mom and dad in a really small oval frame she gave me before I was adopted. Its been with me all these yearsI. I wear it around my kneck.

I am extremely stubborn

I have no tattoo's or piercings

[bigbutchmistie]

All music intrigues me except heavy metal like Anthrax etc, and opera.

People who have known me for years, say I should write my life as a book. It would be a best seller.

I have two half sisters whom I dont talk too. One I have met and the other I havent.

Initially its a femmes eyes and smile and if her hands and feet are well manicured and pedicured as well as her scent that will intrigue me enough to want to get to know more of her

Ive always been single on my birthday and holidays

[sweetfemme247]

I am 25 years old (i dont tell many people because they judge me)
I have very small hands, my ring finger is a size 4
I hate snakes
pizza is my favorite food
I have a niece I have only met 1 time in her life

[tapu]

1. I know the Rice-a-Roni woman--the one who sings "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat!" Longest running commercial in history. She's made a bundle off it. She also sang for Dinah Shore, and for Shirley Jones as Shirley Partridge.

2. <clutch!> I was just reminiscing about #1 and came in here and posted it and now I have to think of 4 more things.

3. I definitely don't have a singer's voice, but I can carry a tune acapello. Got some range, too. Star Spangled Banner, I laugh--ha ha!--at your high notes!

4. I've been cited for public nudity twice. Once at Black's Beach, which is a nude beach so fuck them; and once at Sea World. . . . :o

5. I can't swim but it doesn't matter because if I find myself in water, I become crazed with terror and I spin my legs as fast as Roadrunner's and rise above the surface and zoom to land.

[princessbelle]

1. I can clog and twirl the baton, but not at the same time.

2. When i was a teenager, i used to go to prisons and sing songs with my church choir.

3. I once owned a trans-am with the big bird on the front and t-tops.

4. I'm learning to play the piano.

5. Electricity is drawn to me or i am to it. Either way, i have been shocked multiple times by accident and light bulbs seem to blow out mysteriously when i'm around.

[Dominique]

* I never answer the home phone. You get voice mail. If it's
important, my cell phone starts to ring.

* I have bouts of insomnia. I'm having one now. This is the
third week. Last night I slept about an hour and 40 min.

* I turned the oven on, it's been raining, only 72 outside.
baked a butternut squash from the garden. Chunked it
put it over quinoa and pureed some in blender and
poured it over. I never ate squash before!

* I take at least two showers a day.
* I still have two cars....haven't sold that second yet.

[bigbutchmistie]

I absolutely love Slim Jim Beef Jerkey

I drink lots of soda's. Only iced coke at resturaunts. Dr Pepper only in 20 oz bottles. Im very picky about this.

I only become affectionate when in a relationship. With my friends and close people not so much. Although I am always verbal about my feelings

I am a huge hygeine friek. I always have to be smelling good. Im almost girly about it lol

I love watching sunsets on the shores of a local lake here. And usually do so in the winter time when I can be alone.

[Kätzchen]

1) I'm a Boise State Bronco fan!

* Go Blue!*
http://collegesportsnation.com/iphone_wallpapers/boise_state_broncos/boise_state_iphone_wallpaper-2.jpg

(They just won their season opener tonight in Atlanta!)



2) I get really quiet when I'm upset.


3) When I'm happy, I'm pretty vocal :cheesy:

4) I'm learning how to play the guitar
(I play the piano; hopefully it won't be too hard to catch on)

5) I love going for drives up into the mountains, especially if there are waterfalls or hot springs nearby.

6) I love snow skiing! Downhill or cross country.

7) I love water skiing too!

[foxyshaman]

1. I am very afraid of edges when I am walking on moutain trails, I am getting better.

2. I love numerology.

3. I am still suffering from when I tore my abductor muscle in June.

4. I miss having a pet.

5. I won't join the local story tellers assocation where I live cause they are wwwwwaaaayyyy to tame for me!!

[paintedleofemme]

1. When I become so mad I cry:crybaby:
2. My family is #1 to me:stillheart:
3. I had sex in public while I was in high school:wtf:
4. I love cartoons!
5. I do not need a butch to complete me.

[Tawse]

1. I am a geek - through and through. Dr. Who, Torchwood, Buffy, Dr. Horrible, Firefly.. yep. And yes I am one of THOSE geeks in that I go to conventions. (DragonCon to be precise)

2. I'm a fixer. Ever since I was a kid - if something broke, I'd try to fix it. This has led to a good bit of money saved over the years and is especially valuable since we now own a home.

3. I'm a Switch. Masochist and Sadist as well as Dominant and Submissive. Though more of the masochist / sadist variety.

4. I love turtles and always have. I even dream about them from time to time when things are stressful in life. Very interesting dreams.

5. I can have some very republican leanings - but will never vote that way as long as they are represented by asshats and continue to make my orientation a religious argument.

[tonaderspeisung]

1. i sported a rat tail back in the day - that's right - all business in the front and pitiful party of one in the back

2. i like to watch murder she wrote with my dad and we try to guess the culprit before the opening credits finish

Spoiler and hint:


bruce davidson is always guilty no matter what the show


3. i own the disorderlies soundtrack on cd

4. the countdown on the right hand side of this website is giving me a bit of a complex about how fast life is trucking on by

5. i am a curious person both as a subject of interest and as the interested party of subjects

[sara-bera]

1. My dream car is a black 68 Mustang with a black leather interior.

2. I read books on physics and astronomy for fun.

3. I'm naturally submissive and, in the past, I had the tendency to be a rather intense masochist.

4. When I was little, I wanted to be an entomologist. I changed my mind when I learned I would have to kill insects in order to do that.

5. I kept five fish tanks full of goldfish for years when I was growing up.

[Sassy]

1) I identify as pagan. The only ritual I attend each year is Samhain -- afterward I always feel like I've ripped open an old wound. But in a good way.

2) I need more styrofoam heads to hold all of my hats ;) I love hats. Some of my hats I inherited from relatives who died. Others I bought for costumes or occasions.

3) I have lousy credit. :seeingstars:

4) I make amazing Rigatoni in Béchamel sauce.

5) I want to run away to the pacific northwest. Not because I don't love my life here in Florida. But because if I'm that far away, I'll never have to worry about running into my ex at the grocery story, gas station, mall, park or friends' homes at parties.

[bigbutchmistie]

I am a HUGE General Hospital fan. And I dont care what anyone thinks :)

I hate using public restrooms/ laundry places

Im looking at getting simon a brother or a sister :)

My hair is brown but has alot of gray. It makes me look older :)

Older BBW sexy femmes make me weak in the knees :)

[Hack]

1. I have a fascination with the show "American Pickers."

2. I sleep 4 hours a night on average.

3. Lately, when I can't sleep, I clean a room in my house. :|

4. The other night, I cleaned the half-bath in my room at midnight.

5. I'm in need of a roadtrip, but probably won't get one until around Thanksgiving if I go to my sister's place in NC.

[Lynn]

1. Our house was destroyed in 1972 when Hurricane Agnes caused the river to overflow in PA. Now, the river is rising again and they are evacuating some people. I can imagine how they feel. Praying for everyone.

2. Our wedding is getting closer--only six weeks from Saturday! So much to do! Today I ordered black suede kippot (head coverings) with copper embossed oak leaves. Waiting on the arrival of preserved leaves for the tables, as well as the ketubah (wedding contract), which will be handmade--painted, paper cut, and calligraphy. We're so excited about all the personal touches that will make it special to us.

3. Last weekend, Candy finally met my parents. It went remarkably well. Incredible.

4. I love watching Chopped.

5. I recently discovered the joy of acrylic nails, and I can't see how I'd ever go back.

[Semantics]

1. I'm a single mother, have five classes, a court internship, and I work part time.
2. Every night in my house there's some sort of impromptu music recital.
3. My student loan debt keeps me up a night even though it's not even that bad as far as student debt goes.
4. Six years ago I misspelled the word humongous and my children still make fun of me on a regular basis for it.
5. My hair is longer than it's been since I was a teenager and instead of hating it as I always thought I would, I love it.

[clay]

I LOVE dolphins, rainbows, and dachhshunds!
I was a Firefighter for several years.
I am an empathetic listener and keep things confidential.
I do not know how to swim.
Shrimp are my all time fave food..anyway you can make it, I love it!!

[dixie]

I am proud of my nerd/geek status.

I have become addicted to The Millionaire Matchmaker.

I spend an inordinate amount of time chatting with the animals around me, even Henry (maybe Henrietta) the possum that I feed at work and Bambi the fawn that I feed at home.

I've also become addicted to Words With Friends, and am super disappointed that it only allows you to have 20 games going at one time.

I love fair food and carnival rides, both of which I shall hopefully get my fill of this week, as the NC Mountain State Fair is going on until the 18th.

[bigbutchmistie]

I too love the Millionaire Matchmaker :)

I can be a matchmaker myself. But never get it right for me. :) LOL

I cant stand beer. I prefer margaritas frozen.

I dont dance except slow dance with someone

Ive never been to the ocean

[Laidbackgrly]

1. I really wish id had a good father.
2. I hate talking on the phone.
3. I wish I had my african grey already.
4. I beleive in love at first site
5. I beleive money cant make you happy but it sure would help.
:canoworms:

[Gemme]

1) I identify as pagan. The only ritual I attend each year is Samhain -- afterward I always feel like I've ripped open an old wound. But in a good way.

2) I need more styrofoam heads to hold all of my hats ;) I love hats. Some of my hats I inherited from relatives who died. Others I bought for costumes or occasions.

3) I have lousy credit. :seeingstars:

4) I make amazing Rigatoni in Béchamel sauce.

5) I want to run away to the pacific northwest. Not because I don't love my life here in Florida. But because if I'm that far away, I'll never have to worry about running into my ex at the grocery story, gas station, mall, park or friends' homes at parties.

I left central FL for WA 5 years ago. I hated it at first, but grew to love the PNW and miss it very much now (especially when it's hot enough to bake cookies in the car).

I've been working like a mad woman the past couple of weeks and look forward to my Sunday off.

I'm falling asleep at the keyboard.

I think I'm developing allergies. I haven't had an allergy since I was 2.

I was pleasantly surprised at work today when my trainee was not the asshole everyone said he was.

[Kätzchen]

I'm in the process of matriculating into an MSW program and have been moonlighting as a volunteer at various social service agencies, looking for a good fit for graduate service work (while working 4 days a week with really long hours on those days).


I changed my hairstyle (I straightened my curls out) and got tons of compliments today.


I'm getting new glasses soon - Can't wait until I get to pick them up!
(I chose BeBe frames - they are so flippin sexy!!!)


I've lost 24 pounds since my birthday.
(I hope to lose another 24 by Christmas/New Years)


It's beautiful here in Portland
(Gemme's right, the PNW is a ...
Wonderland <<-- tagline on vintage Oregon license plates)

[clay]

That I fall in love at first sight
My heart is huge!
That I love several cool peeps on this site (in friends/admiration way)
I love to work logic puzzles and crossword puzzles.
I am always in a great mood...upon awakening, late at night...all the time!

[foxyshaman]

1. I can't drink black coffee, but support those who can.

2. I love to drive.

3. I have a ginseng bonsai that I am uber proud I have learnt how to care for and not kill. Like uber proud.

4. I forgot to mist my ginseng bonsai this morning (bad fox)

5. I have two kids 20 & 21, my father still does not know their names.

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I'm a hard butch to catch.
2. I love Italian women.
3. I'm always sweet.
4. Friend to all who stop in or stay.
5. I love PM's. :)

[Fancy]

:freetoaster: I'm a new music junkie, and get a thrill from finding new, rare, or fairly unknown musicians.

:freetoaster: I put on mascara while I drive to work. Lipstick, too. There's no law against it, but there is about texting and driving.

:freetoaster: My cat AJ can't stand to have any door in the house closed. He'll sit by the door (any door) and cry until he gets to see the other side.

:freetoaster: I wore a men's blazer today, and felt like a line backer because it made my shoulders look huge. I may have even walked with a little swagger. How silly.

:freetoaster: I sing as loud as I can when I think no one is listening. It relieves stress.

[Hack]

1. I dislike cooked peas.
2. I fly kites to relax.
3. I have hearing loss in my right ear.
4. My hands are always freakishly warm.
5. Even though I have little or no use for it anymore, I'm still trying to learn Dutch. I think just because I find it so challenging.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok here's my 5 quirky things do.
1. I dance and sing when no ones around.
2. I love fruit with no bruises.
3. I love having a fuzzy pillow.
4. I'm very funny.
5. I'm still looking for love.

[starryeyes]

1. I am constantly singing songs to my dogs.... I change the lyrics to popular songs to match the situation.

2. I have unruly eyebrows that need to be waxed every week... Lol :-D

3. My big toenail on my left foot fell off after I forced a pair of heels on my foot that didn't fit and danced all night... Luckily I have a prosthetic toe nail now. After a year, it's half way grown back!! Yaya!

4. I have 13 tattoos.... Mostly hidden!

5. I buy stuff on clearance racks at Nordstroms Rack, Off 5th, Neiman Marcus Last Call, Barneys... Etc and sell it on EBay! Fun way to earn extra money :-) but, sometimes I keep it... Eek!

[clay]

I love storms!
That I was a Volunteer Firefighter!
Of my penchance for Prince Rainier Cherries
Fave flavor of ice cream is Butter Pecan!
I miss cuddling....sigghhhh

[bigbutchmistie]

I absolutely am a big scaredy cat when it comes to thunderstorms

I believe in fairytales and happily ever after

I have really bad social anxiety

I love old westerns

Music soothes my soul

[deb_U_taunt]

I like the freedom of living alone.

I am addicted to Project Runway.

There isn't a wall in my home that doesn't have at least one picture of a friend or family member.

I am excited to be moving to the PNW this spring.

I can't stand to have white walls in my home. I need color.

[hopelessromantic69]

Five things...here we go

1. I'm an electronics snob, I check consumer reports before buying large purchase items.
2. I drive like a maniac when I'm alone of course. I push every car I have owned to it's limits..top speed, how fast around curves and corners, rain..snow..push it through it all. If I get in an emergency situation I know what it can and can't do!
3. I'm anal about the condition of my car but have gotten away from that the last 6 months.
4. I love cars! Duh right! I would own several if I had the money.
5. I like peanutbutter and mayonnaise sandwiches..on occasion now since they are fattening as hell! My mom always made them for me so it grosses you out..take it up with my mom..if you dare! Yes Aussiebaby it does look like peanutbutter and jizz but good all the same! Lol!

Enjoy! Anybody want a sandwich? Muahaha!

[ruffryder]

Family:
-I have a 15 year old daughter. She is my best friend.
-I was very shy when younger, now the opposite.
-I was raised by my mother and grandmother. My mother was an alcoholic and died young when she was 45. I know who my dad is, but never met him. I saw both my gram and mom die and got to tell both of them goodbye.
-I prefer dogs to cats as pets and only had cats when they were my partners.
-I have 2 brothers younger. the middle one died from seizures. we were not close.

[clay]

like peanutbutter and mayonnaise sandwiches..

hmmm....I have had peanut butter, mashed bananas with mayo in it, BUT mayo and PB....not so sure...but if you like it...have at it...lol...I guess it was the reference to "jizz"...TMI...but that is why we are all so unique....smiles...
Someone else posted someplace on the threads about their affection of peanut butter and mustard...now that I have never heard of before. I don't like mustard at all..on anything...but, again..different strokes....smiles

[ruffryder]

Food:

I like dark amber beers. When I mix drinks or have tequila I'm one to throw up an hour or two later and not wait to have the hangover the next morning. haha. I do not like the smell of tequila or tuaca! .. nor do I like the smell of alcohol on people as it comes out of their pores. : / *puke*

Mexican is my favorite food of all time. Lobster and Crab Legs comes a close 2nd. I also like Chinese, and Italian.

My favorite candy bars are kit kat, caramelos, butterfingers, and hersheys with almonds. I eat lots of gummy bears!

I used to drink lots of Pepsi but now it's Pepsi Max when I do have soda.

I drink my coffee black, the stronger the better. At Starbucks I always get plain coffee Frap.

[*Anya*]

~My parents trotted me out to sing Que Serra Serra and Somewhere over the rainbow at my uncle's wedding when I was 5~

~I was much less shy at 5 than I am now~

~I fell off the top of the monkey bars in kindergarten and fractured my left wrist-20 years later my oldest daughter did the exact same thing and 1year ago, her oldest daughter fractured her left wrist during Karate class~

[Gemme]

~My parents trotted me out to sing Que Serra Serra and Somewhere over the rainbow at my uncle's wedding when I was 5~

~I was much less shy at 5 than I am now~

~I fell off the top of the monkey bars in kindergarten and fractured my left wrist-20 years later my oldest daughter did the exact same thing and 1year ago, her oldest daughter fractured her left wrist during Karate class~

Two more things, please!

[DapperButch]

Two more things, please!

:readfineprint:

[Gemme]

:readfineprint:

I consider the left wrist fractures stories to be one and not three separate things.

I shall wait semi-patiently for Anya/Georgia to come back.

Pffft to you, Dapper!

[*Anya*]

Two more things, please!

Lol! The 3rd one was 3 for the price of one!

Ok, if you insist:

4. Though I am a serious-type person, I have been told I have a wicked sense of humor though I know it can veer into sarcastic, if not careful~

5. My written erotica alter ego has many more sexual partners than I, Uh, like 100% more~

[DapperButch]

I consider the left wrist fractures stories to be one and not three separate things.

I shall wait semi-patiently for Anya/Georgia to come back.

Pffft to you, Dapper!

Hey, your post was erotica to me, I LOVE it when people follow rules/directions on threads (remember?)!

[Gemme]

My five:

I can be a mean girl.

I am eating edamame RIGHT NOW.

I'm also in the process of washing the linens, but Ebon is stymying me.

I prefer sea salt over generic salt.

My favorite color lately has been blue. This changes fairly regularly.

[Gemme]

Hey, your post was erotica to me, I LOVE it when people follow rules/directions on threads (remember?)!

I KNOW!!!!

You're totally the question/rule guy around here.

:blink:

[clay]

1. I am an extrovert
2. My greatest pleasures comes from my years in Medical Profession...giving to others!
3. Fan of NY Giants & Eli!
4. LOVE LOVE LOVE Southern Boiled peanuts
5. LOVE fried Okra, boiled okra, and grilled okra pods
(there...that is 5! I won't get into "twouble") hehehehe

[ONLY]

5 things no one would know about me from BFP alone (cept maybe my girl (f))

1- I say my prayers everynight before bed
2- I know how to juggle
3- I only came out just over 1 1/2 years ago to family and friends (real time)
4- I enjoy reality shows (Big Brother, Amazing Race, American Idol to name a few)
5- I don't like crowds (where you are shoulder to shoulder / take a few steps and you are bumping into someone)

Leave those 5 for now ;)

[GeekBear]

1. I've never been to a pride or a LGBT group of any kind in real life. :LGBTQFlag:
2. I always move somehow or dance when I hear music,sometimes it even makes me cry if the lyrics are epic enough.
3. I'm a geek but failed computer programming the first time I took the class. :pcthink:
4. I'm very spiritual and pray daily.
5. I want to move to Tennesee and settle there permanently. :fastdraq:

bonus: the only veggies I will not eat are peas and green peppers,other than that I love em.

[Library_girl]

1. I'm completely addicted to Diet Coke. I don't drink coffee, but I have to have Diet Coke in the morning.

2. I sing really loud while I'm driving.

3. I have 4 tattoos. (actually, 5 if you count the one that's covered by another one!)

4. I wish I had all the knowledge of both my parents, combined.

5. I have ugly feet. Really. They're seriously ugly feet. But 2 of my exes have told me I have pretty hands. Go figure.

[bigbutchmistie]

I love getting pedicures and manicures on my hands and feet

I absolutely love smelling good all the time even if Im just around the house. Im constantly wearing cologne

I have no allergies except to cats

Im scared of heights

I have to have Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha Frappuccino with caramel drizzle at least twice a week. Other than that its Tazo Passion Brewed Tea

[SoNotHer]

1) I used to rescue swimmers for a living.
2) I love auctions.
3) I just rescued a baby opossum.
4) I recite poetry.
5) I love practical jokes.

[Rockinonahigh]

My 5 are..
1- Im half way between an intorvert and extrovert.
2- I love to read,I have books everywhere.
3-I dont own a cell phone.
4-Some folks think im a grump but really im an old softie.
5-Im a clutz big time.

[Soft*Silver]

I love olives but not the kind in cans or jars. I like the ones you have to get out of the deli sections

I am on a purging stream. I have gotten rid of SO many things that have cluttered up my house and garage lately.

I make incredible cookies. And I love to make them. But I cant decorate sugar cookies. I am at a loss over how!

I love Peter Max posters

I love really feminine stationary

[ONLY]

5 things no one would know about me from BFP alone......
1- First time I ever flew alone was last summer to meet my girl (f)
2- I watch Big Bang Theory and makes me laugh everytime. :superfunny:
3- I use to watch Grey's anatomy but missed all of last season :(
4- I am shy/don't talk much when in new situation/new people
5- I played basketball from age 15 to 40 (high school then women's league) but had to stop because of home circumstances.

That's 5 for now ;)

[StoneFinn]

1. that as a child I was terrified to ride in a car over a bridge. driving over a bridge would often result in not only me freaking out, but also me trying to get out of the moving car. :runforhills: :bolt:

2. also, as a child and speaking of cars... I was about 4 and locked myself into the primo sports car in a car dealership, accidently, of course, and then went into a snot flying, smearing, horn blowing, screaming flailing meltdown thinking that because I couldn't get out of the car that they were going to sell me and I would never see my Mum again. :alieninjar: :crybaby:

3. continuing on... I injured myself on an exercise bicycle when I was about 5. I did this so severely that I had to go to emergency and was on crutches for several weeks following. :bicycle:

4. in 4th grade I almost electrocuted myself when I had taken the old bell out of the old phone (remember the big clunky hardwired desk-phones people? with the schoolbell style, actual bell ringer?), snuck it to class with me... and managed to get myself over to the rest area and wall socket alone. I stuck the bare wires in, one to each side of the socket. The bell did not ring, but I did. :chemist: :callme:

5. After all of this, I still wondered for any years why my Mum didn't have more children. :flyingpig:

[foxyshaman]

1. I own a four banger car, cause if I owned a six or better yet an 8, I would lose my license, I love speed.

2. I met Tim Freke this weekend, and he really is the stand up philosopher (loved the workshop!!!)

3. I wear sunglasses sun, rain or snow

4. I belong to the Jung Forum where I live and love to bring up shamanism to make the intellectuals squirm

5. I lecture at the University in town regarding ancient traditions and shamanism

[clay]

1. My shoe sz. is 12 (women's) and sz. 11 men's...
2. snakes terrify the crap out of me...all of them
3. LOVE Wendy's Chocolate Frosty
4. I am a very good cook..using no recipes..coook with love from my heart, taught from my grandmother..my shero
5. am a dreamy kisser (by popular vote)

[Soft*Silver]

1) I havent had cable for almost four years now> I rarely watch anything on the telly. If I want to watch something, i go to hulu. The exception to that is the Big Bang Theory

2) Starting October 1st I am going on a vegetarian lifestyle and am going to actually do a 20 day cleansing doing only home made juice. Doctor approved

3) I am having major repair surgery on my right shoulder in January. I cannot lift my arm above my shoulder anymore. It is frozen. And the ligaments and tendons are needing reattached in certain areas. More surgery. Imagine that...

4) I dream in full color and i have serial dreams...they build upon one another. And I have dozens of dreams I have dreamt all my life. Over and over again.

5) my daughter has branched out and is now professionally doing animal communication, past life regression readings and card readings and basic psychic mediumship work. All my life I carefully guarded this part of her and taught her to protect it herself, so that someday she would be able to do this. Of all the things I did right as a parent, this is the one area I am the most proud of and am so glad it worked...

[Lynn]

1. Going for a ride in the country can make me giddy with excitement.

2. In recent years, I tend to wake up at 3 or 4 am and stay awake for about an hour. This wrecks havoc on my alertness.

3. I think of myself as slimmer than I am, and I'm usually surprised to see myself in photos. This is a switch from the past. I think my self-esteem is actually higher now.

4. Autumn is my favorite time of year.

5. I love my job, but it causes me a lot of anxiety as it's so unstructured. I have been looking for something with set hours and more responsibility for two years, but I haven't found it.

[Rockinonahigh]

I love music,just about any kind but rap and heavy metla.
I really like old fashion down home mountain music right along with the fine cajun music down south of hear...it has its own home style that cant be found any onther place.
I bought a banjo and am takeing lessons to learn how to play the thing.
On nights I cant sleep (like now) I often turn on the back light and play basket ball by myself,my neaighbors just reall dig that.
I can lipsinc all of Jerry Lee Louis songs right downt to the last piano note.

[aussiebaby]

1. I hate clutter, I can't stand having things around me that have no purpose. If I haven't used it in the last three months and can't see myself using it in the next six, it goes in the bin or to goodwill.

2. I have OCD tendancies, which tend to include compulsions like deliberately misspelling words just so I can use the 'back' key, or wanting to press the enter and space keys really hard until I hear them click. I go through a lot of keyboards.

3. I like my garden more than I like most people.

4. Sometimes I take my garter flask to Starbucks and 'Irish' up my caffeine hit.

5. At 8th grade camp, we were playing in the dark. We were laughing and fighing over who got the torch, so when I got it I 'hid' it under my shirt.. projecting a silhouette of my boobs onto the ceiling. Everyone roared laughing and I thought I might actually die of embarassment.

[Kätzchen]

1) I don't own a vehicle anymore (if I need a vehicle, I rent one for the duration I might need one).

2) I found a great dentist who can fix my front tooth for an affordable price.

3) I like Kalamata Olives.

4) I haven't unpacked my 'house' yet (I'm moving to a nice condo on the west side, in November).

5) I get to pick up my new glasses tomorrow!

[stargazingboi]

1) I never run away from a challenge...I face it head on

2) I am an ordained minister - yet I am not religious

3) I am an activist and advocate for those who can not use their own voices

4) my brain truly never stops running a thousand miles an hour ...and I am always in need of reminding not to analyze everything. Yes, only certain people can get away with telling me that!

5) I have been pronounced dead 4 times ..yet here I still remain

[hopelessromantic69]

1. I hate clutter, I can't stand having things around me that have no purpose. If I haven't used it in the last three months and can't see myself using it in the next six, it goes in the bin or to goodwill.

2. I have OCD tendancies, which tend to include compulsions like deliberately misspelling words just so I can use the 'back' key, or wanting to press the enter and space keys really hard until I hear them click. I go through a lot of keyboards.

3. I like my garden more than I like most people.

4. Sometimes I take my garter flask to Starbucks and 'Irish' up my caffeine hit.

5. At 8th grade camp, we were playing in the dark. We were laughing and fighing over who got the torch, so when I got it I 'hid' it under my shirt..
projecting a silhouette of my boobs onto the ceiling. Everyone roared laughing and I thought I might actually die of embarassment.

And look at what #5 lead too cough cough...
Why does it have to be Irish up your coffee huh? Why can't it be Australian up you coffee? Smirking...

[Soft*Silver]

the way I eat a cheeto is to put it in my mouth sideways, tuck it under my upper lip and press my tongue against it and feel it dissolve. I only do this in private so NO ONE knows now but you...lol

My swimsuit bags on me so bad that the butt end of it hangs down like dog ears. LOL. I need to find a new suit before I go to the YM again. Kids were laughing...lol

I am helping a homeless couple in VT secure housing. Irene didnt wash them away. They have been living in the woods.

I hate pineapple

I need a new book to read

[crashhere4eva]

I freakin loveeee bananas but... they make my farts stink baaadddd! LOL :passinggas:

[~Bo]

I freakin loveeee bananas but... they make my farts stink baaadddd!
LOL :passinggas:





:| ..........

[moxie]

1. I only like the Candy Corn that is brown (not yellow) on the bottom...it just tastes better.

2. I am still addicted to string cheese.

3. I am an outsider in more ways than one.

4. That Judge Judy sure is spunky.

5. I am not an impulse shopper and think about every thing I buy before I buy it. And I'm not afraid to go put something back at the other end of the store.

[crashhere4eva]

I freakin loveeee bananas but... they make my farts stink baaadddd! LOL :passinggas:

Oops, I was suppose to list 5 so here is 4 more:
2. My favorite sport is football (New England Patriots baby)
3. I hosted "The Lesbian Dating Game" in Provincetown MA for Single Womens Weekend
4. I know a tiny bit of Sign Language and Spanish

Okay, now my 5 is contributed for what they are worth.

[bigbutchmistie]

I absolutely love cheese

I am the worlds biggest baby when Im sick. I loose my butch card not to mention my Superman status when I am LOL

I absolutely cant get enough of NCIS

Tall Femmes rock my world

All the women on my moms side of the family have all died of heart attacks at the age of 45 over the years.

[LaneyDoll]

It has been a while since I added five...

* I do event planning in my "spare time." I am currently planning a CarnEVIL. EVERYTHING from conception, to games, to volunteers, to decorating, to the event itself is in my hands. And I love it but it creates a huge amount of stress for me.

* I clean to music so I can "clean in song increments." There are some chores I hate to do but can manage them if I am singing and dancing to the music.

* I clean in heels and a T-shirt. Heels to break in new shoes and a T-shirt to avoid messing anything up. Plus I get the added benefit of being able to reach things.

* I tend to drive fast and believe that you can tell a difference in drivers who are "sports car trained" and those who are not.

* When I was 17, I almost got my ass kicked by a couple of guys who I raced; when they found out that a "girl" beat them, they took off.

:sparklyheart:

[GeekBear]

ok..so I think I may have come up with 5 more interesting geek factoids for ya'll.

1. I love watching documentaries.

2. when I go to subway I always order the same thing (sweet onion chicken teriyaki on cheddar bread)

3. I have to sniff everything before I eat it.

4. I'm addicted to vanilla greek yogart and I put a little bit of honey in it. the first time I tried it was last month.

5. I always stay up really late but if I stay up until the sun rises, I can't sleep until it's dark again.

bonus: if there was nothing else on the planet to eat besides peter pan peanut butter...that would be ok with me, crunchy or creamy is fine *nods*

[foxyshaman]

1.When I grow up I want a mouth and attitude like Denis Leary.

2. If I don't get that I want attitude like Judge Judy - she's my hero.

3. I have to clean my kitchen before any other room in the house.

4. I sleep so quietly you would think I was dead.

5. I love listening to radio plays.

[grenade]

1. I could listen to music every waking hour.

2. When I listen to music I accomplish nothing else because I get wrapped up in the lyrics. I am listening to music right now. Accomplishing nothing.

3. I will read any book. I do not have to be interested in it or enjoy it.

4. I have an obsession with my large goldfish.

5. I am the coolest person I know.

[grenade]

5) I have been pronounced dead 4 times ..yet here I still remain

I love zombies.

[Gemme]

My toenails are currently painted a sparkly black.

I just cut my fingernails yesterday. They were far too long and interferred with my typing speed and accuracy.

I have blue pj bottoms with gray piping on and when I go to bed, I'll have a gray shirt on too.

I just bought 2 songs off of Rhapsody. One of them I have bought 2 times before. Sometimes, Rhapsody annoys me.

I like to sleep with a fan on me. I like to be cooler than warmer while I sleep and I like the background noise to help tune out various night sounds that tend to keep me up.

[Alurra]

1. I love adolescent TV: iCarly, Phineas and Ferb, Penguins of Madagascar. Used to watch a lot of Hannah Montana. For me it's a nice antidote to this crazy world.

2. I open the blinds after I turn out the lights so I can see the sky and moon from my bed before I fall asleep. (No stars, sigh, I live in the city)

3. I eat Special K Red Berries for dinner at least once a week because I like it.

4. My blue Prius is filthy dirty. I can barely see out of the windows when the sun hits them. (I am hoping this confession will guilt me into washing it tomorrow.)

5. I dropped off a bunch of small quilts at Animal Care and Control today. I cut up an old King-size quilt, finished all the edges and quilted them with random swirls and hearts. Triple win: I like to repurpose stuff, I like to sew and I like to help animals. I feel really good about that.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

1) I have a degree in Art

2) I did an Apprenticeship at the Royal School of Needlework, Hampton Court Palace.

3) I’ve worked in the same profession since 1992 – it’s nothing to do with my chosen field of studies.

4) I love chocolate, but, hate chocolate ice cream.

5) I’ve never been able to whistle.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

1) I’m a technical/computer neophyte.

2) I love living in the country or by the ocean where I can walk barefoot.

3) I shower twice a day – more in very hot weather, before going out or having friends over.

4) I’m the younger twin – I sent my brother out to see what the world was like first, only he insisted I went along, too, lol!

5) In the mornings, I EVENTUALLY wake up, but, until I do, I don’t like to talk, preferring sign language instead.

[Babyangeleyez]

1. I am so shy that it probably inhibits me from making friends.

2. I always wear my black scrubs on Monday.

3. I'm a nurse at a pediatric office and love it!

4. I'm addicted to Farmville on Facebook.

5. I miss my Grand Prix GT and I can spot one from a mile away.

[Medusa]

1. I confess that Alura's box of Reunion masks may not make it to the Reunion because I covet each one of them for myself.

2. I often come across as abrupt in email when I don't mean to .

3. I hate to clean out the fridge but always feel better when I do.

4. I'm probably not getting my nails done for Reunion.

5. I always have to-do list going.

[femmedyke]

1. I am a hella shorty, five feet (on a good day) and wear a lot of heels to my hips detriment.

2. I love tomato and cheese sandwiches.

3. I have a thing for mascara.

4. Cleaning makes me happy.

5. Lately when something annoys me I've been making this snort/wheezing sound. It's weird and I don't know how to stop!

[Kätzchen]

1) I think Fleuvog shoes are ugly.

2) However, I think that Vibram 5-fingers shoes feel wonderful on my feet.

3) I love Birkenstocks.

4) I love flip-flops even more.

5) I once owned a pair of vintage snakeskin cowboy boots (Sanders) that fit my feet like gloves! They looked a bit like these:

http://www.hotboots.com/images2/pg774f.jpg

[bigbutchmistie]

I absolutely love NHL Hockey

I eat out more than I should

Im letting my hair grow out

I wear a size 5 1/2 to 6 shoe

I own one pair of jeans

[Ranger Butch Force]

Ever since I got my Android phone, I rarely use my computer

I will find a way to put bacon in or wrapped around something

I love deep fried Oreos

I use quotes from The Big Lebowski on a daily basis

I have a crush on Ellen Page

[LediskoLove99]

1. I'm terrified of heights and stairs. Even if it's just a couple of stairs I'm always afraid I'm going to fall down them head first. Escalators are worse though. I won't go on one no matter what.

2. I despise silence. I usually always have my Ipod playing or I have to have the TV on. I just don't know how to handle quiet, I blame it on ADD. So 99.9% of the time I either have my Ipod on or I'm listening to music on the computer.

3. I love to write. But I suck at poetry, I'm working on getting better at it though. I love poetry.

4. I'm a high school dropout however I'm currently in GED prep classes. So soon I shall be getting my GED!

5. I am considering going to NA meetings I'm not quite an addict but I'm quickly on my way there and fighting it every step of the way. I've had quite a few slip ups though that ended me up in the hospital when I took way too many pills which mostly involved accidents but there was a couple of times where it was intentional. Getting your stomach pumped is not fun.

That one may have been a little too personal but I find it helps me to admit it.

[funkyfemme]

okies...

1. I lost my job defending myself against a crackhead.

2. The day before getting the axe, my cat died.

3. For the most part, I'm living out of my car.

4. My kids live in Los Angeles and I miss them terribly.

5, I have a thing for toes.

[Lynn]

I don't really like chocolate, especially dark chocolate.

Autumn is my favorite time of the year, many times over.

I almost never wear makeup. Although I've taken to having regular manicures, which makes me happy.

I've been buying so many things for our wedding (two weeks away), that the buying has become almost compulsive. Anything with a fall/vintage theme has become a potential purchase, although we now have more than enough. Time to stop.

I wish we were in Provincetown for Women's Week.

[1QuirkyKiwi]

1) I mostly drink herbal teas, rice milk, ginger juice with carbonated water, apple juice and water (not all at once, though, lol!).

2) I always sleep on my left side and rarely move in the night.

3)I love ginger as fiery and pungently strong as Jalapeño chillies, but, can’t eat chillies as I’m a complete wimp and can’t take the heat, lol!

4) I have a Maori tattoo that tells of my tribal and European history – I had it done when I was 12.

5) I have my ears pierced twice, but, have always worn earrings in the first holes.

[girl_dee]

I'm a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist
Both parents are alcoholics
I have an eating disorder that I fight everyday
I'm color blind
I'm double jointed

[asphaltcowboi]

my real name
my full address
my bank acct #
my credit card #s
my ssn

[Bootsandheels]

1.) I was once a Fundamentalist Christian.

2.) I was a Mary Kay lady (still love their make-up!)

3.) I was a professional ballerina and teacher for many years.

4.) I have an almost 18 year old Fundamentalist son who shuns me b/c I'm gay-I haven't had any contact with him for almost 2 years (his choice).

5.) I have a passion for working line German Shepherds-(I have a German imported, fully trained rescued guard dog-don't mess with me ;))

[JoSchmooze]

1. I have been in relationships that have totally been "on the spur of the moment".
2. I have a dgree in chemistry but don't use it at all any longer.
3. I have a fear of flying even though my job is almost 75% travel - and all of it far enough away that I have to fly.
4. I covet all "i" machines....I have an iPod Touch, an iPad, an iPone on the way. I just don't think I would want an iMac though....
5. I have had really low self esteem for most of my life, thanks to the abuse of alcoholic parents...

[bigbutchmistie]

I went to a Fundamental Baptist Bible College

My adopted dad owned and operated the Christian School that was connected with our church I graduated from

I love Dolphins

I HATE the holidays and wished I could hibernate from start of Nov til Feb of every year.

I have never done any kind of drugs in my life nor will I ever. I dont tolerate that stuff in my life or around me

[Lynn]

I've never been drunk. Never had the desire to drink more than one drink.

My partner and I come from completely different religious backgrounds--she's Christian and I'm Jewish. She grew up believing that being gay is a sin. I'm grateful that I was never taught that.

I love giving things away on Freecycle.

My favorite cuisine is Indian. I could eat it every day.

I have played the flute since elementary school. I was in a community orchestra for a while, but I wasn't very good and didn't have time to practice enough. I kind of want to sell my flute, but I won't.

[Soft*Silver]

I have been buying things at garage sales and in the discount bins at stores, all year long. As of last month, all the christmas needs were obtained and in packages already!

Today, I had to eat salt, sugar, chocolate, and the small of my back hurts and I am puffy and swollen and cranky and ready to cry. I am too old for this shit! The October full moon ALWAYS does this to me!

I just gave away my gardening tools to an urban garden group.

I am giving away stickers for Halloween. Its so i wouldnt eat the candy..lol

I am having memory problems again

[tonaderspeisung]

i like/love everyone in my family

everyone in my family likes/loves me back

i root for the rival of my family's football team just to be contrary

i really have no interest in football

my family still invites me over to watch the games despite my actions above

[Gemme]

I've never been drunk. Never had the desire to drink more than one drink.



I haven't either, but it's not for lack of trying. I was really, really tipsy. Once. I was 27.

I am eating banana pudding cheesecake RIGHT NOW.

I'm also washing my clothes right now.

Ebon made a really nice dinner, even though most people would not be able to tell what it was.

My car has a brand new battery and a brand new alternator right now.

[BugsAndKisses]

1. My nickname is Crusher unless I'm playing hearts, then its Bitch.
2. I have an unhealthy obsession for grossing my friends out
3. I love to eat anything with wasabi on it
4. Tattooz and piercings dont phase me but I have fainted more then once having my blood drawn
5. When I die I hope heaven is like pokemon.

[Jett]

October is my favorite month, I love the weather... colorful leaves falling, Halloween, and my birthday too :) (and lots of spooky (not slasher) movies!)

I've mad luvs for animals... and my dog Daisy is like my "bff" and I take her everywhere.

I used to be very OCD, I'm not anymore- not entirely sure why but it (and more) coincided w/ a big unrelated epiphany leading to other major positive life changes... I don't care I'm just grateful xD

I'm claustrophobic and once had to be pretty much heavily drugged to get me to agree to go into an MRI machine.

I'm more self conscious about the scars on my face then I want to admit.... though a bit faded after 20 years... I still see most every line.

[SelfMadeMan]

I am very self conscious about the size of my calves :|

I am a recovering Diet Dr. Pepper & potato chip addict

I love beer but can't stomach the taste of ANY liquor after 2 alcohol poisoning incidents

I'm terrified of death/dying

I had a meltdown when my wife & kids made me watch 'My Dog Skip' and I would NEVER watch it again.

[Apocalipstic]

I love Alvin and the Chipmonks doin' The Time Warp!

I stopped drinking in June.

I love Mr. Potato Head.

I hate Brustles sprouts and liver.

I really love maps and geography.

[bigbutchmistie]

Ive never been in a long term relationship. Longest gf was 6 mos.

I absolutely love chocolate and caramel together

I always eat out. If you opened my refrigerator you'd find drinks and condiments. Pantry nothing

Storms scare me

Ive never been to the beach

[clay]

I was the only girl amongst my other 3 siblings..and the oldest.
There are only 2 of my immediate family left living.
My love of M&M's with Peanuts.
I have been in 3 very long term relationships, with the longest being 15 years.
I enjoy working puzzles in a Logic Puzzle book.
I enjoy eating cold chicken or pizza for breakfast sometimes.

[Alurra]

1. I save every kitty whisker I find in the house and keep them in a glass heart-shaped container in my bedroom.

2. I love to nap. I would take on every day if I could. Esp when the sun shines on the couch in the late afternoon. It's irresistible to me.

3. I own 65 pairs of shoes, boots and slippers (combined, not each).

4. I was really hoping the boss would bring donuts or bagels to work today. But she didn't.

5. I can't be trusted with Halloween candy in the house.

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[Lynn]

1. I am going back to using my maiden name, which is proving to be more complicated than I expected.

2. It does feel different to be married. In a good way. I truly feel like my life has just begun.

3. I really don't like to see erectile dysfunction commercials.

4. I never thought I'd be sick of lobster, but since our local grocery store ran a special, I have had enough lobster to last a lifetime.

5. I love "Parenthood," but it stresses me out--all that neurotic tension.

[uglyboi]

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

When watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don’t win, they are executed.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

[macele]

i absolutely love fresh tomatoes!

i can't stay mad.
sometimes i forget i'm mad
and remember while talking to the person i'm mad at,
and say "wait! i'm mad at you! oh well."

i'm afraid of lightning.

i don't have any children. never been married. if someone says to you, ...
hey, mac got married! you'll know they are lying LOL.

i want to dance with reba mcentire.

[ONLY]

1- I say my prayers everynight

2- I do have "routines" on doing certain things

3- I miss my dad (passed away 11 years ago)

4- I miss my nan (mom's mom, passed away 20 years ago)

5- SS (f) is the love I have been waiting for......and so worth the wait.....

[nobelcarrot69]

I'm missing 2 fingers on my right hand from a childhood accident.
My favorite color is yellow.
I have many allergies.
I absolutely love spam.
I have a clock collection.

[ruby_woo]

For the past 10 years, I've lived over 2000 miles away from my family, and I no longer feel as close to them as I think I should and I hate it.

When I was 13, I plucked off most of my eyebrows and drew them back on in an attempt to look like Greta Garbo.

I rarely eat potato chips, but when I do I can go through a whole bag in one sitting.

I can't sleep when it's too quiet. I need some sort of white noise.

I'm naturally a very messy person. Tying to keep a clean apartment or desk at work takes a crazy amount of effort on my part.

[Lynn]

1. I don't like to watch football, but I like the sound of the game in the background.

2. I downgraded from my Droid to my old phone, hoping to save a few bucks. It really was just a few, unfortunately.

3. I got a summons for jury duty while we were getting ready for the wedding. Now it's too late to postpone, and I never told my employer. :( Hoping I can still put it off...I missed so much work lately.

4. I have a terrific headache.

5. I don't get the idea of a terrible towel.

[Write14u]

1. I'm debating whether to upgrade my Droid, which I really like, or be a minion and move over to the iPhone in February.
2. I'm still undecided on this thing they call "winter" up here. I went 10 years without seeing snow where I lived.
3. I love carving pumpkins for Halloween.
4. I'm disappointed to not be able to dress up in costume for work today. Next year, I plan to be a zombie and walk around with "brains" made from a jello mold, yelling, "BRAINS!!!" and then eating it. *grin*
5. I'm about to delve back into photography again.

[Apocalipstic]

I love to read
I fidget a lot
I am always listening to music
I love Film Noir
I dig being waited on

[tonaderspeisung]

i have the guns of olive oyl
i have the feet of barney rubble
i have the smile of freddy krueger
i have the fashion sense of steve urkel
and all the personality one would need to pull everything listed above off

[Athena Page]

I'm a 5'9 femm most butches hate that.

I love to play and have fun.

Look like a young Gina Davis

Like to play in the rain.

And I very submissive, and a hippy

[Soft*Silver]

I alternate between being overheated to feeling chilled, mostly in the evenings. Meds and menopause I suspect.

I want a larger house and a smaller yard. LOL. As my gardens grow smaller and I am indoors more often, my need for indoor space grows as my need for outdoor space dwindles.

I hate tomato soup or any soup with tomato juice in it. I also detest V8 and any version of it

I am a procrastinator...and a very bad one! If I get stumped by an obstacle, I kinda shut down and ignore my task for awhile.

I keep all my tableware in a wicker basket, not lined up by type in a drawer. I dont get why anyone would need to have forks, knives and spoons separated. I can reach into my basket and pull out the stuff I need and it doesnt take up half the space in the kitchen!

[Kätzchen]

My mother’s mom was born in Carbon, Texas (1919): eldest of 13 children, she tended to her siblings and worked on quilts while her parents worked in cotton fields (her parents were sharecroppers).

My grandmother first met her husband (who was 13 years older than her) when he was newly appointed to be a Deputy Sheriff: He was a part of the team of sheriff’s who were charged with finding the Santa Claus Robbery suspects. They married on October 13th, 1929 and ten years later, they gave birth to my mother (July 1939).

My grandfather and my oldest son (Lee) share the same birthday: August 13th.

Both of my parent’s mothers shared identical first and middle names: Vera Lee.

Nine years after I was born (May 1959), two of my grandmother’s brothers – Uncle Elmer and Uncle Luther – came to visit my grandparents that year. I remember them singing a song to me, The Yellow Rose of Texas, on the front lawn on a hot summer-like night for my birthday and presented me with 9 hand-picked yellow roses off of a favorite rose bush in my grandparents back yard.

[DamonK]

I detest daytime. Waking up early at the Reunion may have been a huge insult to my vampiric self.

More and more often, I blow up at others.... But it's a long road to get me to that point.

I'm an avid reader.... of almost anything really. Convince me I'll like it, and I'll give it a chance.

I adore my RPG games.

I taught myself crochet, knitting, cross-stitching years ago, and do all three fairly regularly. I'm currently working on a blanket.

[Kätzchen]

I have a fetish for snake skin: If I could shoot a gun, I'd shoot every snake I came across because I just love how they look on my feet.

I never could learn how to roller skate backwards or ride my bicycle sitting on the handlebars: I'm complicated like that!

I love the ocean, but I was nearly ripped off the beach by a sneaker wave when I was young and it left a terribly deep impression on me that I still cannot shake from my mind, even if it was years ago. So I worship the ocean from a safe distance.

My youngest sister once threw a rock at my eldest brother and I nearly died laughing so hard at what happened that I nearly regretted laughing.

I once disappeared without a trace to prove a point to my family. I don't regret making that choice as it facilitated the result I was after. I could very well do it again under the right circumstances.

[Lynn]

When I was a child, I ran away from home and no one noticed. All that sobbing, walking across the bridge into down town, like a pathetic waif, and no one noticed. (pooooor me!) The desired result was *not* facilitated! :)

For two years, I have been seeking to obtain a job that pays more and has better benefits. One where I don't have to drive 400 miles or more per week. One that has some kind of retirement benefit. With all the interviews, I can't seem to make it to the final offer. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. Do I want it too much or not enough? Is there ever going to be something for me?

Sadie has made almost a complete adjustment to her new home with us. She hops on our laps, plays fetch with her toys (and the cats'), sleeps in our bed, and leaps for joy when we come home. The cats are starting to relax around her, too.

It's gratifying to see my younger daughter doing so well in school this year. She's finishing up her final half year, so she can get her h.s. diploma. Then she will go into a college program for young adults with mild developmental disabilities. It's amazing that she's come so far. I remember all the years of uncertainty, especially concerning her health.

I still find it disconcerting to see certain people on Facebook (friends of friends) who used to be bullies. My bullies. Now they live normal lives with their children and spouses, and I wonder how they can even raise healthy, functional kids. What do they know about life that they didn't know then? Are their kids bullies, too?

[princessbelle]

I smoke and it has been an ongoing struggle to "kick the habit". Still trying.

I am somewhat of a hippie and love that era and surround myself with peace signs and try and view the world in this optimistic, love for all place.

I had many eye surgeries as a child and almost lost my sight. But, my eyes are fine now.

I have always been a girly girl but was somewhat of a tomboy in pink in elementary school. I was the one of the first girls chosen when picking sides in football and kickball. Still love sports and, even at my age, was on a women's softball team two years ago.

I collect tiny little tea sets and i still have some from when i was a child.

[uglyboi]

When eating hot cheetos, I suck all the chili powder off, take it out of my mouth, look at it, then chew it.

I’m ok with most chores, but putting away clean laundry… God have mercy.

Speaking of laundry, it bugs me if the hangers in my closet don’t face the same way. But I don’t care if I hang clothes up inside out.

When I’m texting someone and I’m excited I will read the last message they sent me and the last message I sent them in different voices and laugh.

I’m terrified of Oprah.

[kissinfemme]

1. I don't watch TV

2. I love 80's music, all of it

3. I have an extreme soft spot for old people

4. I'm shy & people mistake that for snobby or stuck-up

5. I enjoy a occasional tequila (Patron Silver) straight up over ice w/lime

[Kelt]

I enjoy eating with chopsticks

I can't swim - yet

I hate small talk but really love meaty conversation

Picnic, the verb. Best thing there is.

I really like quiet

[Just_G]

* One of my biggest fears is growing old alone, but love spending an abundant amount of time alone now, so why would I fear that when I get old? I'm a wierdo. :winky:

* I am having one of the best years of my life since turning 40! (and it is just going to get better and better! :clap:

* I don't feel like my football uniform is complete without a jock strap. :blink:

* I tell my dogs to be good every morning when I leave for work...they can't be anything BUT good in their kennels.

* I am fascinated to think that I can be looking at the moon and call someone in a whole other part of the country and tell them to look at the moon, and when they do, it makes me feel closer to them geographically. Again, I'm a wierdo...lol

[JustLovelyJenn]

1. I am really hard on myself when it comes to personal goals.

2. I love bath time so much i have been known to take 4 or 5 in a day.

3. I would rather go without coffee... then have bad coffee.

4. When it snows... I always try and walk barefoot and naked (except a cloak) through the snow in the moonlight... its calming, and grounding...

5. I tell all my students its important to do one weird or crazy thing a day, it keeps your mind open to any possibilities.

[TheDreadPirateRoberts]

1. I am really hard on myself when it comes to personal goals.

2. I love bath time so much i have been known to take 4 or 5 in a day.

3. I would rather go without coffee... then have bad coffee.

4. When it snows... I always try and walk barefoot and naked (except a cloak) through the snow in the moonlight... its calming, and grounding...

5. I tell all my students its important to do one weird or crazy thing a day, it keeps your mind open to any possibilities.


that last onereminded me of alice in wonderland....when she says "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

[TheDreadPirateRoberts]

my 5 things ...

1. i cant live without candycane hot chocolate in the winter
2. im devoted to my advocacy for human rights..
3. im practicing reiki ...i want to help heal my loved ones ...nobody should have to live with cronic pain...
4. i love bath products from lush....even if im not the one using them
5. id rather sit at home with my family...and friends...having a small get together...than go out to a party or a club

[smouldering]

My 5 things..

1. I am 5'7 and have been taller then almost every one of my partners

2. I was pregnant and married before my Senior year of high school and divorced 2 yrs later after deciding it was time to be honest with myself and be authentic.

3. I am a certified Hypnotist

4. I am a Psi Vamp/Energy worker and Empath

5. I love the paranormal and unexplained.

[WomenMoveMe]

I practice doing most things with only one hand in case I lose the other. Although absolutely left-handed (except golf and the guitar)...I am now quite ambidextrous.

I am afraid of only snakes and can not even bring myself to touch them in books. Forget watching a Tarzan movie where inevitably an anaconda will drop from the trees onto some poor, unsuspecting safari-goer.

I like spam and jelly sandwiches...but it can only be apple jelly.

If I eat a candy bar I will sometimes put the wrapper in my shoe and walk around with it in there all day. It is sorta like it is my little secret.

When my cat talks to me (which is all the time)...I always pretend she is telling me how stunningly beautiful I am and carry on that conversation until she tires of it and seeks sanity in another room.

[Silverseastar]

1. I'm in art school in my early 40's

2. I call my dog "Muffin Head", don't ask me why!

3. I have 4 tattoos

4. I'm experiencing my first Christmas as a single person in 22 years

5. This upcoming year (2012) I'm planning a trip to Greece with my 16 year old daughter

[CherylNYC]

Another five:
I don't have or watch television. With the exception of a miserable six years living with a long-ago ex, I haven't had a television since I left my parent's house at 17. That was, um, a long time ago.

The list of foods I can eat has probably become shorter than the list of foods I can't eat.

The sight of oatmeal can actually make me gag.

I've never belonged to a gym.

If I ever become so disabled that I can no longer ride motorcycles, I've told all my friends to just pull the plug.

[Jett]

I have a rare blood disorder, the two main bad things about it- makes my blood vessels overreact to the cold making me get colder faster, and the biggy- if I get cold and my body temp drops even a degree or two my blood (abnormal proteins and antibodies in it) starts to gel... yes gel. So I can't stay warm on my own well and if I get cold I can die, the in between state just is slightly painful.

I play guitar when I'm stressed, and I play a lot around the holidays- too much hubbub around shopping etc., which I love, shopping that is,,, just not holiday shopping, the crowds and the florescent lights in the stores drive me batty.

I love old style decor, not old timey, not mod but real old style, Victorian etc. etc. and deplore modern eg: a white cube with a piece of glass on it for a table... ew, abrasive to the soul (my apologies to those with such decor, just not my style at all ;)

I'm a misanthropist, though make no mistake those close to me have my total love, loyalty and adoration... it's all those idiots out there I can't stand... heh.

I once was arrested for riding my motorcycle atop a block wall, onto a bank building and jumping down on a berm on the other side in downtown. They couldn't catch me but arrived later at my house where I saw them out the window feeling the engine of my bike for warmth... they said the recognized me by my black leather pants, I fought it in court based on that but lost.

[Soft*Silver]

I held funerals for my dolls as a child, and buried them in my mother's flower beds. Hmmmm

I have blue green color blindness. Because I changed the rods and cones in my eyes by wearing purple, yes purple tinted lenses in the 70s.

I was a disco queen. No shit. Honest to god. And was damn good at it. I had people lined up all night wanting to dance with me.

I absolutely hate to dance now, except of course when i am hallucinating in a sleep clinic study. Then I belly dance and do my best to engage "my friends" to join me.

As a child, i was an alien cow one year and the "wow factor" was that I came from Udder Space...

[Mr Nice Guy]

1. I'm very laid back. (like a lounge chair)
2. I'm shy when I first meet you.
3. I love disaster movies.
4. I like R and B
5. I sometimes do karaoke.

[Sassy]

I love Ella Fitgerald's singing.

I always wanted kids and all I have are angels.

My happy place is outside, listening to the wind in the trees.

I learned to talk at 11 mo's and have an outstanding IQ.

I'm have issues with authority, and anger -- my own or others -- makes me emotional/want to cry. (This sucks as a woman in the workplace. LOL.)

[clay]

1. that I flirt...outrageously
2. I LOVE sushi
3. Blue is my fave color
4. Cruelty has no place in my world
5. women move me

[WomenMoveMe]

5. women move me

Awwww Clay...had no idea I was one of your little known facts!!!

[clay]

Awwww Clay...had no idea I was one of your little known facts!!!


well buddy....the secret is out now...lmao...damn...so busted...lol