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Old 09-23-2010, 11:56 AM   #1
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  • intentionally take a life
  • pass up a good opportunity
  • touch a penis
  • give up
  • bend over for anyone
  • drink a pinot noir
  • lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
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  • doubt my gut
i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...
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  • intentionally take a life
  • pass up a good opportunity
  • touch a penis
  • give up
  • bend over for anyone
  • drink a pinot noir
  • lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
  • understand women in general
  • go to church or worship
  • doubt my gut
i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...
I can wrap my head around most of these, but why not the pinot noir? Unless you don't drink at all, I don't think it's particularly threatening.
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Old 09-26-2010, 11:10 PM   #3
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what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!

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  • intentionally take a life
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  • touch a penis
  • give up
  • bend over for anyone
  • drink a pinot noir
  • lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
  • understand women in general
  • go to church or worship
  • doubt my gut
i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:00 AM   #4
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I'll take the liver and eat it for ya, ifn you'll take my brussle sprouts, green eggs and spam? NO? LOL
I love liver, but I'm not supposed to eat it, too much cholesterol.
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what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!
i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...
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they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...
For someone who wouldn't touch a pens, that's quite remarkable

I suppose there's not a decent Pinot to be found in Georgia, my friend. lol. One really does need to search for a good one. When I first tried them, I didn't care for them either. Curiosity brought me to the Wine Spectator, and I found good ones listed there to try. I'd rather a French Burgundy or good California Cab.
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they remind me of semen!
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I just heard a joke that fits here...
They've come up with a new wine for seniors. It's called Peenomore. Lmao.
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uh, precisely how can you be reminded of that particular flavor?

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uh, precisely how can you be reminded of that particular flavor?
I'm pretty sure many of us here have tasted that flavor at one point or another, willingly or not. I'm one of them. It's not a particularly easy flavor to forget, although...unlike rlin...I don't correlate it with pinot noir.
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