The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die

SuperFemme · 07-13-2010, 06:02 PM

drive across any ocean on an ice road.

what?

miss entycing · 07-13-2010, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

drive across any ocean on an ice road.

what?

that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?

Gemme · 07-13-2010, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

drive across any ocean on an ice road.

what?

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Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?

It's all fun 'n games until someone crashes through the ice and you see the rig being pulled under the water foot by foot.

JustBeingMe · 07-14-2010, 12:10 AM

Play with Wild Tigers or Lions
Drink Ocean Water......eeeewwweee nasty oil !!
Go swimming in the Bering Sea, especially in Winter !!
Eat brussel sprouts......eeeewwweee yuck !!

Gemme · 07-14-2010, 12:12 AM

Brussel sprouts are the green icky testicles of the veggie world.

I do not wish to partake of them before I die.

JustBeingMe · 09-27-2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Brussel sprouts are the green icky testicles of the veggie world.

I do not wish to partake of them before I die.

And I won't eat Green Eggs and Spam either...............YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Leigh · 07-14-2010, 12:14 AM

~ Drive a race car

~ Swim across the ocean, any of them

~ Become a wrestler or MMA fighter

~ Go bungee jumping

~ Jump out of a plane

Diva · 07-14-2010, 12:28 AM

~ Drink everclear

~ Be a professional carpenter

~ Be a professional snail and/or frog trainer

~ Run a marathon

weatherboi · 07-14-2010, 09:09 AM

i will never own a hunting license.

SuperFemme · 07-15-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?

i never realized that it was frozen ocean.
i'm a california girl. snow and ice are foreign to me.

Gemme · 07-15-2010, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

i never realized that it was frozen ocean.
i'm a california girl. snow and ice are foreign to me.

It's kind of awesome and frightening at the same time, watching the show. You get to know the drivers as they tape and it takes a while because the truckers can only go a few miles an hour on thinner ice, as the vibrations from 30,000 pounds and up of truck shake the ice loose and create cracks in it. I haven't watched the show this season but I remember seeing one poor guy get one tired caught in an ice crack and it split wide open and his whole trailer and part of his bobcat was sucked down into that thing. He and the crew scrambled to get out and they showed a bit of that footage. Having ridden with a trucker for a couple of months, I find it absolutely amazing and terrifying at the same time.

rlin · 09-23-2010, 11:56 AM

intentionally take a life
pass up a good opportunity
touch a penis
give up
bend over for anyone
drink a pinot noir
lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
understand women in general
go to church or worship
doubt my gut

i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...

Gemme · 09-23-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rlin

intentionally take a life
pass up a good opportunity
touch a penis
give up
bend over for anyone
drink a pinot noir
lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
understand women in general
go to church or worship
doubt my gut

i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...

I can wrap my head around most of these, but why not the pinot noir? Unless you don't drink at all, I don't think it's particularly threatening.

deeperstill · 09-26-2010, 11:10 PM

what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!

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Originally Posted by rlin

intentionally take a life
pass up a good opportunity
touch a penis
give up
bend over for anyone
drink a pinot noir
lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
understand women in general
go to church or worship
doubt my gut

i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...

justjoanie1 · 09-27-2010, 03:00 AM

Go back in the closet
Give up coffee
Sky dive
Bungee jump
Eat liver (gag)

rlin · 09-27-2010, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by deeperstill

what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!

i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...

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