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Old 07-13-2010, 11:47 PM   #81
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that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?
It's all fun 'n games until someone crashes through the ice and you see the rig being pulled under the water foot by foot.
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Drink Ocean Water......eeeewwweee nasty oil !!
Go swimming in the Bering Sea, especially in Winter !!
Eat brussel sprouts......eeeewwweee yuck !!
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Brussel sprouts are the green icky testicles of the veggie world.

I do not wish to partake of them before I die.
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Enjoy scallops or squid

shave off my goatee again
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It's safe to say that I can add these onto my list as well.
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Eat pickled pigs feet! Bleh!

Live where it snows or gets very cold

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that show- Ice Road Truckers... they drive across the frozen ocean in their big rigs
I shant be doing that... no matter how good the money may or may not be, yanno?
i never realized that it was frozen ocean.
i'm a california girl. snow and ice are foreign to me.
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i never realized that it was frozen ocean.
i'm a california girl. snow and ice are foreign to me.
It's kind of awesome and frightening at the same time, watching the show. You get to know the drivers as they tape and it takes a while because the truckers can only go a few miles an hour on thinner ice, as the vibrations from 30,000 pounds and up of truck shake the ice loose and create cracks in it. I haven't watched the show this season but I remember seeing one poor guy get one tired caught in an ice crack and it split wide open and his whole trailer and part of his bobcat was sucked down into that thing. He and the crew scrambled to get out and they showed a bit of that footage. Having ridden with a trucker for a couple of months, I find it absolutely amazing and terrifying at the same time.
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i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...
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  • intentionally take a life
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  • touch a penis
  • give up
  • bend over for anyone
  • drink a pinot noir
  • lie, cheat, or steal... (well... i might steal... if i had a really good opportunity... always thought it would be fun to rob a bank...)
  • understand women in general
  • go to church or worship
  • doubt my gut
i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...
I can wrap my head around most of these, but why not the pinot noir? Unless you don't drink at all, I don't think it's particularly threatening.
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what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!

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i am sure there are hundreds of other things i will not do... but... these are the ones that haunt me...
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what in the world is wrong with the ENTIRE CLASS OF PINOTS?!
i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...
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i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...
For someone who wouldn't touch a pens, that's quite remarkable

I suppose there's not a decent Pinot to be found in Georgia, my friend. lol. One really does need to search for a good one. When I first tried them, I didn't care for them either. Curiosity brought me to the Wine Spectator, and I found good ones listed there to try. I'd rather a French Burgundy or good California Cab.
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