Horrible Holiday Dishes!!!!

11-19-2011, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

this coming from a person who lives in a land where they give food names like "bangers" and "spotted dick" muhahahahahaaa

...and this coming from a McAmerican!

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

...and this coming from a McAmerican!

touche! although i don't eat that stuff. have i mentioned that "clotted cream", while delicious, sounds like a symptom of something bad in yer girly bits?

11-19-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

touche! although i don't eat that stuff. have i mentioned that "clotted cream", while delicious, sounds like a symptom of something bad in yer girly bits?

O.M.G! that made me belly laugh out loud. The Wuppert jumped off my lap in surprise.

Clotted cream is divine - if a trifle rich and highly calorific - and should be taken with tea and scones - that's scone as in gone not as in own.

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 11:43 AM

speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

11-19-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

With barbecue sauce, noodles and cheese? For real?

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 11:47 AM

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

11-19-2011, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

Sweet Jeepers!

I can't believe I still see these in the supermarket.

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-19-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin?

always2late · 11-19-2011, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

ArkansasPiscesGrrl · 11-19-2011, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

11-19-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasPiscesGrrl

or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.

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Originally Posted by persiphone

what the hell is that?

Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.

Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?

LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*

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