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Zimmeh and I texting each other:
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![]() We went out to our favorite local Chinese restaurant. We order enough to be able to bring home leftovers for lunch the next day. The following afternoon~ Me: Would you like any? <holding out container> Outlaw: No! I don't want to order that again! They use dark meat chicken instead of white meat. It was awful. I was gagging trying to eat it! Me: Um, honey? We ordered Tangerine Beef, not chicken. Outlaw: Oh. Yeah, give me that piece right there, please. It is really good....now that I know it's beef!
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Justin and our roommate's (who is her coworker) conversation...
Justin: hey dude, why didn't you come to work today? You ok?? Roomie: ah, well I did some extacy last night... Really!? 8/ *shm*
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Heard on the phone this afternoon....
Me.... Just a sec Friend... Sure Me... *moving phone away, looking at the holy terror beagle.... What did you DO?! *goes over, takes whatever it was away* you aren't supposed to have that! *back to phone* I'm sorry about that Friend... *laughing* Me... What could possibly be so damned funny? Friend... No, I was just saying to my partner, "i know that tone! He's talking to a dog!" Me.... :/ |
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At work..
Guy setting up for an event: Hey are you security? Me: Yes. Guy: I've been meaning to ask you something? Can I ask you something? Me: Guy: Is that illegal? Cause it should be. (as he points to a lady co-worker of his bent over and her crack is revealing and all we see is a string of underwear) Me: Ummm.. not answering but I couldn't help but chuckle and roll my eyes. OMG! |
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Me and my 8yo son:
Son: Mom! I played Apples to Apples! Me: Cool, was it fun? Son: Yes! I had to put down something that I enjoy! Me: (never knowing what comes next)...okayyyyyy.... so what did you put down? Son: (with a HUGE grin on his face)....CHEERLEADERS!!! Me: High fives him anyway....that's my boy!!
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Me: Do we have any english muffins? I'm hella hungry!
Hym: Of course! Would you like me to make you one? Me: Would you make me two? Hym: Absolutely! You outrank me now, I have no rank, you are a supervisor and I am a peon! I wouldn't giggle but hy is a little intoxicated
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I say .. you bring
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youngest child....
we are not Israeli, everything you eat is sone kind of soup or stew in a Mason jar... mom.... curried lentils are Indian not Israeli youngest child.... MOM I JUST NEED MEAT I DON'T CARE IF ITS ORGANIC I JUST NEED MEAT me... laying over the kitchen sink laughing my ass off and loving every minute of it... later in the convo.... mom... don't scratch your back on the wall you look like a rhino oldest child... then you scratch it for me right there there there there... me... still laughing my ass off at the 3 of them.... ![]()
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As we're getting ready to go to the movie tonight.
Zimmeh: I can take my Vera Bradley purse/bag so we can put snacks in it. Me: yeahhh I want candy. Me: we should get subway sandwiches and put them in there. LOL Me: I can see us snacking on subway in the theatre. haha! Zimmeh: They would know if you had onions in it. They would smell it. Me: what.. lol. They would not know! I want to see someone do it!
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"I keep telling my husband he should have just done it right the first time and brought me home the biggest one he could get" |
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After picking up the uhaul for our move to the new place this is what transpired tween ms cinn and myself
ms cinn: where is the rear view mirror? Why isnt there a rear view mirror? me: :l ms cinn: turns and look out the back window Oh never mind ![]() me; laughing hysterically |
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Up extra early today and my sister who had stayed out very late the night before comes in and asks if I can help her hide the dark circles under her eyes.
Sis: Wow I can't even see my bags anymore that is amazing I can't even see them anymore how do you do that Me: It's an optical illusion trust me Sis: Oh so it is kind of like tea bagging in the porn flicks Me: (EYES WIDE WTF LOOK) ....had to walk away |
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at my second home, work with my second family.. lol
I took over dispatch and just as I did we get an alarm for a code 29 - fire alarm. Our officers are in the middle of shift change and are barely getting their radios and keys. Me and my mentor take over and start pushing buttons to acknowledge the alarm and start the emergency channel dispatch. As I'm trying to contact our officers to see where they are and dispatch someone to our fire command, I call for one whose call number is five zero and we call him five o. lol Later I find out he didn't grab a radio in time and he just tagged along with another officer to get to the scene asap as we only have 3 mins to respond or alarms, sirens, flashes go off for evacuation and the fire department is dispatched. So later after unsuccesfully being able to reach him by radio I say, "damn, five o is always the last to respond." We all laughed good. haha! |
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friend melissa...
Jace theres little hairs in the bathroom sink me... because i got a haircut today i need to get a shower she... you're tall as a tree how did you get a shower in the sink me.... i ran my hands thru it i need a shower she looks at me and has that what do you mean look...sigh lol love the bestie
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