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chris: You have your own special stuff with each person, right?
me: *ponders* i dunno? we can have special stuff if you want, depending on what it is ![]() chris: Well like...you don't use the same lines or the same boobs or stuff with every person you're dating, right? me: ...you know my boobs aren't removable, right? |
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Bully: OMG Rachel and the Yankees are going to be on at the same time tonight, what will I do?
Belle: Well put it this way, Rachel is only an hour. The way baseball moves they won't even have their gloves on yet. Bully: ![]() (will tape the game)
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More of a "shit seen around this house"....
Skye is in the other room, chewing a rawhide. Spirit is sitting next to me as I eat an apple with peanut butter. I give Spirit a tiny bite. What does she do? She carries this tiny morsel into the other room, and sits down to eat it directly in front of Skye's face. Skye trots out and gives me the "what did you give sissy?" look. I give her a bite. Spirit comes back. They both share the last bite of my snack. ![]() Who's in charge around here anyway?
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The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. ― Dr. Seuss, I Can Read With My Eyes Shut! |
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female ones, will also respond to babe, boi and Romeo Relationship Status:
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The other night, the 8yo mancub and I are eating Jello together.
"Mommy, do you know what the coolest thing is about Jello?" "Nope, tell me..." "It's efficient." Me: *stops eating, slowly turns to look at him* "Who. Are. You.---What does that even mean??? " he dissolves into giggles... |
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--I'm hungry...Do I have enough leverage for pancakes?
-You are adorable... I'm working on levitating some pancakes.. You did say levitating didn't you?
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Peeking around the corner... Join Date: Oct 2011
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Between me and my 8yo son:
Me: "Because I'm the adult and you're the child. That's why." Him: "Mom, you're a pain in my attitude!" (shaking my head and quietly giggling as he stomps off....)
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Me: what did you take for lunch?
I think I hear Blade say "minner cheese" Me: what? say that again? Blade: minner cheese. Me: what is MINNER cheese? Blade: you know.. that cheese with stuff in it Me: oh you mean PIMENTO cheese? I thought you meant something with fish in it! like little slimy minnows! !! *LAUGHING HARD!! * minner cheese! ! Blade: yeah... (with 'you should know' tone) minner Me: you crack me up! You're accent's so funny sometimes! Blade : you always pick on me Me : MINNER cheese! !
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Bully, just waking up. Stumbling with eyes closed to get coffee.
Belle, chipper as always, chatty. Belle "Hey what do you think about Louis Armstrong?" Bully "huh?" Belle "Haven't you heard about all the hoopla about him allegedly using drugs?" Bully "No" Belle "There is a report out that he is using drugs and had a blood transfusion this past summer" Bully, opening one eye and pouring coffee "You are not making any sense." ~ pause Bully "Do you mean Lance Armstrong?" Belle "Oh yeah, that's it" Bully "I can't handle these conversations this early. I thought you had lost your mind, Louis Armstrong has been dead for several years."
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her: "oh this roasted squash crostini looks wonderful"
me: "that is pretty" her: "these squash grow wild all over the island" me: "you know, that's a lot of work for a piece of toast" her: "go away, I'm not talking to you" her brother: "yeah it is.. what! it's true!" her: "i hate you both"
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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teddy; i think bud went in the cellar but i cant find him
me; what if a monster ate him?? teddy; well, i went down there and nothing happened... me; what if the monster only likes furry tributes? teddy; well then lets put angel (my daughter's naughty cat} down there! minutes later...... teddy; i hear the kitten got a new home.... toooo much coincidence for my liking.... |
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In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. Khalil Gibran Whatever you fear most has no power. It is your fear that holds the power.
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Me: The sun is shining and I think I just decided I need a trip across the border.
BFF: Why are you going over there? (scared face) Me: Just for something to do. I like to wander. BFF: Careful, I hear they kidnap and keep the sexiest lesbians. You will be a prime target. Me: Lol, yes that is a concern (confused face) BFF: Oh you KNOW it is!!!!!!! Me: I will be most careful. Wait, maybe I want to be kidnapped. Then I'll be all sad when I get home safe. BFF: But I will be all sad if you get kidnapped. Eyes Super Shaman cape. Me: Ok, I will use my Femme invisibility to get me home safe. BFF: Ok thank the goddess. She really makes me laugh.
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