Things you should never say on a date.

[princessbelle]

This could also be right up there with the worst first date in history. When i was a teenager, i went out on a blind date with a friend of a friend. He had had way too many beers and i had to pull over so he could relieve himself. The entire night was a disaster, but here is the one liner, from that first date, that would be appropriate for this thread...

"Hey, look over here. I peed your name in the snow."

And to make it worse, he was really proud.