What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 5

JustBeingMe · 05-19-2010, 12:45 PM

Reading some of the posts in the TMI Thread that was started today.

Lady Pamela · 05-19-2010, 08:56 PM

My two 3 year old grandsons were playing a game,

WHO COULD STUFF THE MOST POPCORN KERNELS IN EACH NOSTRAL!!!

This of course resulted in an er trip to make sure they were all out.

But they were trying to originally put em in..hold the one side of the nose,
Then blow em out...the game was who could do it further.....sheeesh!

Never a dull moment!...lol

evolveme · 05-19-2010, 09:18 PM

Blade · 05-20-2010, 06:45 PM

ICE in the hot tub

SuperFemme · 05-20-2010, 10:04 PM

Niceguy · 05-21-2010, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee

Talking with my honey about the Reunion and what she wants to do while she is in Little Rock. Her answer.... go see the Duggars (from 19 kids and counting).

OH MY GAY ~ too much reality tv.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

They are actually renting a house that is about 4 miles from the hotel

Wanna go on a widdle field trip?!

Sorry for the disappointing news, but the Duggars are no longer in Little Rock. Their new baby was recently released from Children's Hospital and they moved back home to Springdale (NW Arkansas) this week!

I did have a couple of brief encounters with them while they were in town though. The first one was during the Little Rock Marathon. The house they were renting just happened to be at mile 10, and the whole family was volunteering at the drink/snack table set up in front of their house. I stopped for some water/gatorade, and also grabbed a few of their Jolly Ranchers candy!

A couple of weeks after that, I was house/dog sitting for some friends who live two houses down from where they were staying in the historic district. As I was walking the dog that Saturday morning, all of the little kids were out playing in the yard. They all said a big "Hi" and admired the dog as I walked by! I felt compelled to walk by their house every evening, hoping the family would be out in the yard... like they were big celebrities or something!

Mitmo01 · 05-21-2010, 05:21 AM

Gemme · 05-21-2010, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

This has been one of my favorite bits EVER for a while now. Love it!

Soon · 05-24-2010, 06:31 PM

Mitmo01 · 05-24-2010, 06:46 PM

hahaha "little kids are runnin away from it" lololol

"either you or a gorilla" lolol

Corkey · 05-24-2010, 08:12 PM

Mowing.....ohh look a chipmunk, a rabbit, and a person on a riding mower...rabbit stops, I stop, chipmunk takes off.....riding mower misses the whole scene.

Kenna · 05-25-2010, 03:22 PM

How Funny Is This?
I was cleaning out ANOTHER box..this one had red letters on the outside that said "My Dresser"... I found some "girly girl" stuff from years ago, a PART of my dresser (wood that needs glued back on), a couple candles.... AND....

A "New & Improved TruGrip Oil Filter Wrench".

Typical me... what can I say?

Kenna · 05-26-2010, 08:11 PM

Yesterday...
Up to my ears cleaning out several HUGE boxes of very old paperwork...filling one bag for the shredder and Lawn/Leaf bags for trash... I found a crisp dollar bill... I was tickled that I found money, but I even checked to see if it was real, or a color copy... it WAS real, so I chuckled and said "gee, that's nice, coffee money!! I wonder if I'll find a HUNDRED dollar bill on the bottom?"

Today...
I cleaned out more junk with the hopes of finding that Hundred bucks!

I got A LOT done!!!!

I didn't find it.... but found my forgotten stash of REALLY old Wheat Back Pennies and favorite old coins.

I think I'll mount that 1$ in a frame as a reminder why I shouldn't hoard OLD paperwork... even if it is about medical stuff like insurance EOBs and YEARS of school IEP plans.

Soon · 05-26-2010, 08:33 PM

The Funniest Kids Test Answers Of All Time (PHOTOS)

Kenna · 05-27-2010, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet

I was trying to set an appointment for a particular customer today...

in her really REALLY shrill voice (that I first thought was my boss playing a trick) she tells me - make that YELLS at me- that Tuesdays and Wednesdays wouldn't work for her because she's "over 90 years old and still goes golfing on Tuesday and Wednesday, but it is just too damn cold to go today... I'm 90 years old, I can't be out in this 40 degree weather, it's just too damn cold today!!!! But next Tuesday you bet I will be at the Country Club!!"

When I asked her what day would work for her other than Tuesday or Wednesday, she yelled in an ear piercing shrill voice "Honey, I TOLD you I was hard of hearing, are you too? I said Tuesday and Wednesdays wouldn't work for me! I just have to have someone clean those whirly gigs out of my gutters!! I can't have my grandson do it, he's worthless!! Can you come on another day OTHER than Tuesday or Wednesday? I might be 90 years old, but I still get out and golf EVERY week!!" by this time, I'm sitting at my desk with the phone in one hand OUT from my ear...and my forehead in my other hand wondering when she was gonna hush so I could approach this from a different angle.

What cracked me up even more....was when I told the entire, full story complete with animations and mimics of her shrill voice to Mom... watching Mom crack up so hard she had tears!! I had her reaching for the tissues and holding her ribs!!

"But I just got to get to the Country Club honey!! Come get those whirly giggs out of my gutters! I can't stand whirly giggs! Hey honey, have you ever gone golfing before? I tell ya, it's good for the blood and old knees!"

OMG!! I better NOT find out that was the boss playing a trick!!

I wish all customers were this fun!!
So, I had to call this little, sweet old lady back today and tell her that my boss would be a little late... she said "that's okay, I'm over 90 years old but I'm still here and my gutters are still here! He can visit anytime, I'm not going anywhere."

She just tickled me silly!! I adore her spirit!! LOL

diamondrose · 05-27-2010, 07:49 AM

Reading some of the posts in the caption avatar thread

Queerasfck · 05-27-2010, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

The Funniest Kids Test Answers Of All Time (PHOTOS)

We loved this! I was cracking up over it this morning. So great.

Kenna · 05-28-2010, 09:26 AM

He knew it!

GoofyLuvr · 05-28-2010, 09:45 AM

I received a check in the mail the other day. I had been expecting it, but it was much larger than I thought it would be. I was just about doing back flips, I was so excited! So, my friend and I went to try to get it cashed. After many tries, I found out the only way to get it cashed was with a hold placed on the funds. My good mood suddenly went south. I had PLANS for that money!!! My friend looked at me, and said "Now, I know all the red has been licked off your candy, but it will be ok."
I looked at her for a second, digesting what she had just said, then busted out laughing. How could I stay bummed after a comment like that?

Blade · 05-28-2010, 10:33 AM

THAT DAMN SNAKE IS BACK, he thinks he actually lives here. Maybe I should put him a mailbox up outside.

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05-26-2010, 08:11 PM	#93
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Hard work really does pay off... Yesterday... Up to my ears cleaning out several HUGE boxes of very old paperwork...filling one bag for the shredder and Lawn/Leaf bags for trash... I found a crisp dollar bill... I was tickled that I found money, but I even checked to see if it was real, or a color copy... it WAS real, so I chuckled and said "gee, that's nice, coffee money!! I wonder if I'll find a HUNDRED dollar bill on the bottom?" Today... I cleaned out more junk with the hopes of finding that Hundred bucks! I got A LOT done!!!! I didn't find it.... but found my forgotten stash of REALLY old Wheat Back Pennies and favorite old coins. I think I'll mount that 1$ in a frame as a reminder why I shouldn't hoard OLD paperwork... even if it is about medical stuff like insurance EOBs and YEARS of school IEP plans. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

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