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Old 10-20-2020, 04:57 PM   #1
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why earth isn't plate?
Earth isn't plate because it was voted down!

Do people say "god bless you" when Trump sneezes?
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Earth isn't plate because it was voted down!

Do people say "god bless you" when Trump sneezes?
No, they make a sign of the cross because it’s like the devil sneezing.

Why is there a “b” in the word debt?
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No, they make a sign of the cross because it’s like the devil sneezing.

Why is there a “b” in the word debt?
Comes from debit

Why do some chin hairs grow faster than others?
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It's a conspiracy actually to see how long it takes for a female to run for a pair of tweezers to get rid of them!

Why is it that whatever we seem to be looking for is ALWAYS found in the last place we look?
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It's a conspiracy actually to see how long it takes for a female to run for a pair of tweezers to get rid of them!

Why is it that whatever we seem to be looking for is ALWAYS found in the last place we look?
Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?
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Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?
The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?
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