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Old 10-24-2020, 09:16 AM   #1
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It's a conspiracy actually to see how long it takes for a female to run for a pair of tweezers to get rid of them!

Why is it that whatever we seem to be looking for is ALWAYS found in the last place we look?
Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?
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Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?
The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?
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The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?
Because things made in this day and age are shoddy workmanship and tend to break or breakdown hence always good to have a spare!

What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong?
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Because things made in this day and age are shoddy workmanship and tend to break or breakdown hence always good to have a spare!

What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong?
Yes, his first name was Ernie and he was also a magician—you should have seen some of his tricks.

How many jokes do you have in your arsenal?
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Yes, his first name was Ernie and he was also a magician—you should have seen some of his tricks.

How many jokes do you have in your arsenal?

Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them!

Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut?
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Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them!

Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut?
I have no idea what the answer might be, BUT for sure next time I walk into my favorite clip-joint, I'm requesting a hairs cut!

Why is it, even tho we have countless clothes in our closets, for the main part we tend to gravitate to the same few pairs of jeans and tops?
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I have no idea what the answer might be, BUT for sure next time I walk into my favorite clip-joint, I'm requesting a hairs cut!

Why is it, even tho we have countless clothes in our closets, for the main part we tend to gravitate to the same few pairs of jeans and tops?
because routine and laziness is too much stuck ☺
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