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10-22-2020, 05:18 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Why do some chin hairs grow faster than others?
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10-23-2020, 02:05 AM
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Why is it that whatever we seem to be looking for is ALWAYS found in the last place we look? |
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10-24-2020, 09:16 AM
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How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate? |
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10-24-2020, 09:22 AM
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Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. 
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Why take two when you only need one? |
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10-24-2020, 09:32 AM
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What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong? |
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10-24-2020, 09:36 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner.
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How many jokes do you have in your arsenal? |
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10-24-2020, 09:40 AM
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Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them! Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut? |
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