what NOT to do in a relationship.......

Kenna · 07-30-2010, 09:56 PM

DO NOT take the last of my Hawaiian Kona Coffee without offering to share!!

Never push my buttons then expect me to be Marry Poppins or June Cleaver. I have a Ziggy Panic Button, Watchout Warning Button, and a Nuclear Meltdown Button. None of which have an Instant Shut Off Valve when someone intentionally pushes my buttons to get a rise outa me or to just get attention.

DO NOT tell me you are currently single and that you have only had one girl friend in the past 6 years... then I "find" your marriage license (to a different girl 2 years ago) online and when confronted you say "I left her 2 months after we got hitched and I forgot about her. I only married her because she needed a green card."

NEVER neglect to do a back ground check if something doesn't feel just right... it doesn't hurt to protect yourself from scumbags and con artists.

DO NOT paint my Craftsmen Tools pink just so you can tell my set from yours.

Never allow your mother to snoop around and open my Route 66 box ("just because it was laying there and she was curious what kind of boots you like").... trust me, the shock will kill her.

SuperFemme · 07-30-2010, 10:00 PM

don't make me snuggle all night after hot sex.
i need space.

Jesse · 07-30-2010, 10:03 PM

Do Not...I repeat...DO NOT drink my last diet coke! I don't care that you are thirsty, or that you are going to the store in 1/2 hour. Don't do it!

07-30-2010, 10:03 PM	#3
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07-30-2010, 09:56 PM	#1
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	DO NOT take the last of my Hawaiian Kona Coffee without offering to share!! Never push my buttons then expect me to be Marry Poppins or June Cleaver. I have a Ziggy Panic Button, Watchout Warning Button, and a Nuclear Meltdown Button. None of which have an Instant Shut Off Valve when someone intentionally pushes my buttons to get a rise outa me or to just get attention. DO NOT tell me you are currently single and that you have only had one girl friend in the past 6 years... then I "find" your marriage license (to a different girl 2 years ago) online and when confronted you say "I left her 2 months after we got hitched and I forgot about her. I only married her because she needed a green card." NEVER neglect to do a back ground check if something doesn't feel just right... it doesn't hurt to protect yourself from scumbags and con artists. DO NOT paint my Craftsmen Tools pink just so you can tell my set from yours. Never allow your mother to snoop around and open my Route 66 box ("just because it was laying there and she was curious what kind of boots you like").... trust me, the shock will kill her.

07-30-2010, 10:00 PM	#2
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	don't make me snuggle all night after hot sex. i need space.