Shit Heard Around this House!!

scootebaby · 12-24-2010, 01:47 PM

i never know where my mind will go or what thoughts may pop into them--sometimes at the most inopportune times so anyway...im laying in bed last night waiting on Jo and she walks out half dressed(just underthings)so im looking at her then kinda laugh and make a comment about something being wrong with me

Jo: what r u laughing at?
Me: well dont take this wrong,but it just occurred to me that ur belly pooch is lower--perhaps thats what makes ur butt come up on your back like that
Jo:
Me: no worries honey my ass is so big it pulls my belly up under my boobs

the thought alone almost made me pee on myself

12-24-2010, 01:47 PM	#11
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	before the duck last night i never know where my mind will go or what thoughts may pop into them--sometimes at the most inopportune times so anyway...im laying in bed last night waiting on Jo and she walks out half dressed(just underthings)so im looking at her then kinda laugh and make a comment about something being wrong with me Jo: what r u laughing at? Me: well dont take this wrong,but it just occurred to me that ur belly pooch is lower--perhaps thats what makes ur butt come up on your back like that Jo: Me: no worries honey my ass is so big it pulls my belly up under my boobs the thought alone almost made me pee on myself