Shit Heard Around this House!!

shadows papa · 12-24-2010, 06:59 PM

Just so y'all know I come by my smart-assedness honestly.... Today at my Mama's house this is a one liner from my Mama..."I'm gonna go to the airport to get one of them body searches, I ain't been FELT UP in YEARS!"

TickledPink · 12-24-2010, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by shadows papa

Just so y'all know I come by my smart-assedness honestly.... Today at my Mama's house this is a one liner from my Mama..."I'm gonna go to the airport to get one of them body searches, I ain't been FELT UP in YEARS!"

TickledPink · 12-26-2010, 10:40 AM

Papa, while reading in bed: "My hands are cold. I think I need some reading gloves."

I'm on it!

christie · 12-26-2010, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

Papa, while reading in bed: "My hands are cold. I think I need some reading gloves."

I'm on it!

Ask hym if hys ears are cold *devilish grin*

(Its an old joke - if you haven't heard it, lemme know and I'll post it!)

durrrrrrrr · 12-26-2010, 07:15 PM

first, I need to set up what was going on. on t.v. the news had a story about Gene Keady ( who was Purdue University basketball coach ) was selling some of his items. My sister was watching it and I was walking thru the family room.

News dude : Gene Keady is selling his six foot nutcracker soldiers

my sister: wow. that would definitely crack your nuts!

me: i keep walking thru while looking at her like this

Gemme · 12-27-2010, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

Papa, while reading in bed: "My hands are cold. I think I need some reading gloves."

I'm on it!

That's what thighs are for!

Bard · 12-27-2010, 12:23 AM

my very smart 7 year old daughter to me* Mama what are these (holding Desd birth control pills) so I tell her and her responce ...... Mama Hide them as she runs away with them I want a little brother HUH say what

shadows papa · 12-27-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

That's what thighs are for!

Hmmm.... a combination hand warmer/book holder among other things??? I'm all for THAT!!

TickledPink · 12-27-2010, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Ask hym if hys ears are cold *devilish grin*

(Its an old joke - if you haven't heard it, lemme know and I'll post it!)

I have not heard it! Waiting on post

christie · 12-27-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

I have not heard it! Waiting on post

Couple on honeymoon in cabin - cold, snow.

Hubby heads out to chop wood. Wifey sitting on sofa reading book.

Hubby keeps coming back in and sticking his hands in between her thighs.

After about the 4th time, she asks what he is doing.

"Warming up my hands, dear."

She looks at him and asks, "Aren't your damned ears cold yet?!?!?"

Jess · 12-27-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Couple on honeymoon in cabin - cold, snow.

Hubby heads out to chop wood. Wifey sitting on sofa reading book.

Hubby keeps coming back in and sticking his hands in between her thighs.

After about the 4th time, she asks what he is doing.

"Warming up my hands, dear."

She looks at him and asks, "Aren't your damned ears cold yet?!?!?"

Brrrrrr.... my ears are freezin off!

Words · 12-28-2010, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

Couple on honeymoon in cabin - cold, snow.

Hubby heads out to chop wood. Wifey sitting on sofa reading book.

Hubby keeps coming back in and sticking his hands in between her thighs.

After about the 4th time, she asks what he is doing.

"Warming up my hands, dear."

She looks at him and asks, "Aren't your damned ears cold yet?!?!?"

Ha!

Love it.

Words

christie · 12-28-2010, 01:16 PM

I can be funny - even at work:

One of my employees saw me heading to my office with a broom.

Her: "Whatcha gonna do with that?"

Me: "Take it for a ride... what do you THINK I am gonna do with it?!?!?!?"

12-24-2010, 06:59 PM	#1
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