Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers? - Page 4

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by puregrrl

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

Denny Crane!

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

Shhh. Don't give away my secret!

Tests of this theory seem to indicate not, but perhaps we could ask someone in the know.

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

I like Dapper's theory.

Suddenly, I feel inadequate.

Clearly it's YOUR sock bringing all the ladies to the yard.

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

However, that theory - while seemingly sound - does not explain why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

This is why you are my newest friend.

DomnNC would be, but he's a little too fixated on my pole

for my personal comfort level.

betenoire · 01-02-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

However, that theory, while seemingly sound, does not explain, why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

moxie · 01-02-2011, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

Braggart.

how's that for fancy?

adorable · 01-02-2011, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

Giggle.

No.

Really.

I only admit to stalking when there is a poll.

You have no poll.

Once you do, trust and believe that I will claim #1 stalker status there as well.

Terrifying? Hardly.

I just get stuck in the bushes.

rainintothesea · 01-02-2011, 10:15 PM

Damn. I tried to click the little arrow thing to see the latest post on this thread. Instead, I ended up at Bent's profile again! One might say this is because he was showing as the last to post, but I posit a different theory... I suspect his profile has infiltrated the board, perhaps the whole of the internet. Any link could ostensibly lead one there, now.

Nothing is safe. Surf under cover of darkness. Keep to the trees.

The_Lady_Snow · 01-02-2011, 10:18 PM

It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....

BAT BOY!!!!!!!

moxie · 01-02-2011, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....

BAT BOY!!!!!!!

Well, now that you mention it, the resemblance is strikingly similar...and they do both take the subway. Coincidence? I think not!

weatherboi · 01-02-2011, 10:23 PM

weatherboi · 01-02-2011, 10:26 PM

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

I was about to say goodnight to you all (heretofore known as #7041+), but after seeing this thing, who's sleeping?!

Diva · 01-02-2011, 10:36 PM

I felt the need......

Turtle · 01-03-2011, 01:51 AM

and no visitor message page - WTF?

oh well, have some sushi and see what else happens

~

The_Lady_Snow · 01-03-2011, 05:04 AM

*~wakey wakey~*

betenoire · 01-03-2011, 05:19 AM

eggs and stalker bakey?

CrankyOldGuy · 01-03-2011, 06:49 AM

this thread just might exceed the visitor digits...

girl_dee · 01-03-2011, 07:12 AM

is breakfast being served?

The_Lady_Snow · 01-03-2011, 08:59 AM

Ha!! A telethon!!!!

Brilliant!!

Bard · 01-03-2011, 11:13 AM

guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy

Mister Bent · 01-03-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sassy_girl

is breakfast being served?

Did I miss breakfast?

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Originally Posted by Bard

guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy

I used to cowboy some, too. I spent 4 years as a hired hand on a ranch in New Mexico and did some day work there and in Colorado. What about you?

View Poll Results: Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy	8	9.20%
Duh, I'm a Stalker	10	11.49%
I consider myself paparazzi	14	16.09%
I don't know what the hell you are talking about...	60	68.97%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

01-02-2011, 10:18 PM	#67
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,095 Times in 15,676 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since.... BAT BOY!!!!!!! __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-02-2011, 10:23 PM	#69
weatherboi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Owned boy Preferred Pronoun?: Hey boy!!! Relationship Status: counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: i have 2 sets of geographic coordinates!!! Posts: 6,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,797 Thanked 12,549 Times in 2,993 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Nighty Night Mr. Bent

01-03-2011, 01:51 AM	#73
Turtle Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A mixity Preferred Pronoun?: whatever Relationship Status: chillin Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: in a really really cute little place Posts: 2,144 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,442 Thanked 4,531 Times in 1,222 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	7053 and counting... and no visitor message page - WTF? oh well, have some sushi and see what else happens ~

01-03-2011, 05:04 AM	#74
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,095 Times in 15,676 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	~wakey wakey~ __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-02-2011, 10:15 PM	#66
rainintothesea Member How Do You Identify?: - Preferred Pronoun?: - Relationship Status: - Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: - Posts: 533 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,135 Thanked 801 Times in 314 Posts Rep Power: 4143698	Damn. I tried to click the little arrow thing to see the latest post on this thread. Instead, I ended up at Bent's profile again! One might say this is because he was showing as the last to post, but I posit a different theory... I suspect his profile has infiltrated the board, perhaps the whole of the internet. Any link could ostensibly lead one there, now. Nothing is safe. Surf under cover of darkness. Keep to the trees.

01-02-2011, 10:26 PM	#70
weatherboi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Owned boy Preferred Pronoun?: Hey boy!!! Relationship Status: counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: i have 2 sets of geographic coordinates!!! Posts: 6,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,797 Thanked 12,549 Times in 2,993 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Just an average man, in an average home...

01-02-2011, 10:36 PM	#72
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01-03-2011, 05:19 AM	#75
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01-03-2011, 06:49 AM	#76
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01-03-2011, 07:12 AM	#77
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01-03-2011, 08:59 AM	#78
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,095 Times in 15,676 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Ha!! A telethon!!!! Brilliant!! __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

01-03-2011, 11:13 AM	#79
Bard Family Man How Do You Identify?: TG Male Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones Relationship Status: She just gets me Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ..... Posts: 2,828 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,997 Thanked 12,786 Times in 2,431 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy __________________ This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.