Horrible Holiday Dishes!!!!

Miss July · 11-17-2011, 11:47 AM

Ok I gotta say................what's up that NASTY green been casserole sheeeit???
(I will admit I have never ventured to even try it)

JAGG · 11-17-2011, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss July

Ok I gotta say................what's up that NASTY green been casserole sheeeit???
(I will admit I have never ventured to even try it)

No kidding! I think that was taken out of a cook book called " 1001 ways to ruin a good veggie"

it was on the same page as the yams with brown sugar, raisins and marshmallows .

luv2luvgirls · 11-17-2011, 01:09 PM

well one yr my sister called herself trying to impress some dude, so she made some baked Ziti.. she thinks its her best dish *rolls eyes*... well she had us comeover as a dinner party on christmas eve and as we began to eat, I noticed it was real crunchy!! wtf its not supposed to be crunchy?.. I know something is wrong because when she cooks if you dont find her hair or somfin its a good dish lol.. I pull out glass from my mouth its bleeding and all.. and my sister is giving me the stank eye.. like "dont say shit Ri!" kinda thing.. but I was scared to keep eating.. I did SMH.
when it was over I was like WTF April and she said I dropped the dish on the floor when I took it out of the oven.. so not only was I eating glass.. it was dirty glass off the floor and so was the ziti.. its not right I tell ya..

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by luv2luvgirls

well one yr my sister called herself trying to impress some dude, so she made some baked Ziti.. she thinks its her best dish *rolls eyes*... well she had us comeover as a dinner party on christmas eve and as we began to eat, I noticed it was real crunchy!! wtf its not supposed to be crunchy?.. I know something is wrong because when she cooks if you dont find her hair or somfin its a good dish lol.. I pull out glass from my mouth its bleeding and all.. and my sister is giving me the stank eye.. like "dont say shit Ri!" kinda thing.. but I was scared to keep eating.. I did SMH.
when it was over I was like WTF April and she said I dropped the dish on the floor when I took it out of the oven.. so not only was I eating glass.. it was dirty glass off the floor and so was the ziti.. its not right I tell ya..

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Gemme · 11-17-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

My mom's family comes down the weekend prior to Thanksgiving and they have their feast then. Of course, i work weekends so i never get to attend. This is a blessing to me honestly. All those women in the kitchen cooking, kids everywhere, it's hot in her house and it truly makes me smile that i simply "cannot be there" due to work.

Usually what i do is head over there after work and dig in the fridge for anything i see appetizing. There are some very strange things. But, one thing stands out to me. My Aunt Billy makes this dish every single year...it is jello, cottage cheese, fruit, and not sure what else is in it, i just call it Jello Shyt. It has always amused her that i call it that and she is always asking me to try it. Ummm. no.

However, last year, i folded, i did try it, finally. I hate to say it...but DANG IT WAS GOOD. I talked to her a few days ago and made sure she is making it again this year. I'm thinking not many try it cause there is always a lot left when i finally end up over there. It looks awful. Good. Saves more for me!!!!!

So really i have it pretty good. I work and don't have to deal with the "family" and still get to raid the fridge.

I love that stuff.

princessbelle · 11-17-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

I love that stuff.

It's good isn't it? BUT omg it looks horrible. Took me years to get up the nerve to taste it.

Gemme · 11-17-2011, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

It's good isn't it? BUT omg it looks horrible. Took me years to get up the nerve to taste it.

I'm a garbage compactor during the holidays. I'll try anything once because, if I don't like it, it's highly likely I won't even see the dish again until next year.

MsTinkerbelly · 11-17-2011, 01:57 PM

For more years than I can count we had Thanksgiving at one of my Aunt's houses, or at her Daughter-in-laws home. No one else was allowed to have the meal...and for probably 15 years the food was so bad we had to go home and have something to eat because the food was inedible or not enough for 30 plus people.

So we got smart...before my Mom passed away we would just say she was tired out and we had to leave...we would then go home and have our Thanksgiving, or we would go to a restuarant and have a good meal.

THIS year the meal is finally going to be at my Sister's house...good food ahead!!! Only...now we eat Vegan with no oil....sigh. I think God is getting me back for all the times I complained about uncooked/overcooked not enough/way too much gross food!

Apocalipstic · 11-17-2011, 02:12 PM

I have to say I love me some green bean casserole!

My family does incredibly weird things with jello too. There will be at least five different kinds of jello, some with fruit or vegetables suspended in mid air and some with layers of cool whip, cottage cheese, mayonnaise or cake. Green Jello, red Jello, yellow, orange and pink. Its freakish.

The family of one of my exes makes this orzo and cool whip stuff.

One year we were rolling sushi for the traditional TG meal (druuunk)l, and I was eating a sushi roll and noticed something orange and crunchy...resembling a Cheeto....and it was indeed a Cheeto roll.

ruby_woo · 11-17-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss July

Ok I gotta say................what's up that NASTY green been casserole sheeeit???
(I will admit I have never ventured to even try it)

I actually really like green bean casserole! I love the crunchy onions on top.

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss July

Ok I gotta say................what's up that NASTY green been casserole sheeeit???
(I will admit I have never ventured to even try it)

right?! nothing says tasty like green beans with a can of glop dumped on them topped with fried....onions from a can? why? who does this? just pee on the turkey while you're at it :P

Inked_Trinity · 11-19-2011, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

right?! nothing says tasty like green beans with a can of glop dumped on them topped with fried....onions from a can? why? who does this? just pee on the turkey while you're at it :P

SOOOOOOO NOT coming to your house for turkey dinner!

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

SOOOOOOO NOT coming to your house for turkey dinner!

sorry...no canned "foods" at my table lol

11-19-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

... just pee on the turkey while you're at it :P

Tenderises that battery farmed flesh dunnit!

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 10:40 AM

one year i took my son camping in Zion for the week of thanksgiving.....hauled up the smoker, smoked the turkey...it was divine..kept the left overs. when i got home i threw some leftover turkey into soup not thinking. smoked turkey soup is dis.gusting.

11-19-2011, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

one year i took my son camping in Zion for the week of thanksgiving.....hauled up the smoker, smoked the turkey...it was divine..kept the left overs. when i got home i threw some leftover turkey into soup not thinking. smoked turkey soup is dis.gusting.

Smoking the bird might just tempt me to eat it for the first time in donkey's years.

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

Smoking the bird might just tempt me to eat it for the first time in donkey's years.

i smoked it with applewood smoked wood and it was an organic bird raised on a family owned farm. yes, i'm a turkey snob and i rarely eat turkey as well. battery birds don't appeal to me no matter how well it's prepared.

11-19-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

i smoked it with applewood smoked wood and it was an organic bird raised on a family owned farm. yes, i'm a turkey snob and i rarely eat turkey as well. battery birds don't appeal to me no matter how well it's prepared.

I really should make myself a smoker...I lurve smoked foods.

I don't understand how anyone can eat battery raised fowl. When it comes to meat (fish, fowl or fauna), you get what you pay for.

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luv2luvgirls Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Kentucky/Austin/Wherever Posts: 2,310 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,387 Thanked 5,470 Times in 1,827 Posts Rep Power: 0	well one yr my sister called herself trying to impress some dude, so she made some baked Ziti.. she thinks its her best dish rolls eyes... well she had us comeover as a dinner party on christmas eve and as we began to eat, I noticed it was real crunchy!! wtf its not supposed to be crunchy?.. I know something is wrong because when she cooks if you dont find her hair or somfin its a good dish lol.. I pull out glass from my mouth its bleeding and all.. and my sister is giving me the stank eye.. like "dont say shit Ri!" kinda thing.. but I was scared to keep eating.. I did SMH. when it was over I was like WTF April and she said I dropped the dish on the floor when I took it out of the oven.. so not only was I eating glass.. it was dirty glass off the floor and so was the ziti.. its not right I tell ya..

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MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,907 Times in 5,017 Posts Rep Power: 0	For more years than I can count we had Thanksgiving at one of my Aunt's houses, or at her Daughter-in-laws home. No one else was allowed to have the meal...and for probably 15 years the food was so bad we had to go home and have something to eat because the food was inedible or not enough for 30 plus people. So we got smart...before my Mom passed away we would just say she was tired out and we had to leave...we would then go home and have our Thanksgiving, or we would go to a restuarant and have a good meal. THIS year the meal is finally going to be at my Sister's house...good food ahead!!! Only...now we eat Vegan with no oil....sigh. I think God is getting me back for all the times I complained about uncooked/overcooked not enough/way too much gross food!

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