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Old 11-19-2011, 12:02 PM   #1
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this made me need a brown bag to breathe

I've been on and off collecting myself since beginning this thread. HYSTERICAL.

I totally lost it on the canned cheese and the deviled eggs with miracle whip (my mother to a T)

I think I tasted spam, worse yet...I think I liked it.

back to my brown bag!
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I've been on and off collecting myself since beginning this thread. HYSTERICAL.

I totally lost it on the canned cheese and the deviled eggs with miracle whip (my mother to a T)

I think I tasted spam, worse yet...I think I liked it.

back to my brown bag!

i entered a spam cooking contest once just for kicks and i needed a hammer to get the dang thing out of the can.
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If yer eating crap food then do it properly innit.

Spam fritters and chips is how I like my Spam - which I have once every five years or so, just to remind myself why I don't eat it!

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If yer eating crap food then do it properly innit.

Spam fritters and chips is how I like my Spam - which I have once every five years or so, just to remind myself why I don't eat it!


VOM! i just lost a little love there
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VOM! i just lost a little love there
Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

Now if you were coming to dinner m'dear there'd be:


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Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

Now if you were coming to dinner m'dear there'd be:


and


omg AND it's vintage. that's worth a shag and please do not muddy up osetra with smoked salmon
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