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Old 12-14-2011, 11:07 PM   #1
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:13 PM   #2
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Lyrics to "The Best Cock on the Block is Eternally Hard" -

t's two in the morning

my beeper's going off
i'm naked, i roll over
enough is enough
these bitches always calling me
morning, noon, and night
Gladys and Rhonda
Darlene, she is tight, right?

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
come over and try me, i am like no other
you like 'em big?
i got a GMC brand
you like 'em little?
i got a mini pickle
i aim to satisfy i aim to please
just give me some booty that i can squeeze

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

aw, shit! it's Darlene.
i know it by the code
i was supposed to be there an hour ago
she said, "baby, bring the big one"
but i left it with Brooke
my dick, it's like chick bait
one bite and they're hooked

so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted
got my eye right on her block
and i get distracted
slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her
she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
well, i need more man in my men
we could meet next week,
we could be great friends...."

no, no... see- i'm a lady lover
i'm a lady leaver
just one taste and you'll be a believer
so girl- take that
my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it

see i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world
i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world

so... i gotta go.
got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo


from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO

what can i say?
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on the block todaaaaay

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Old 12-15-2011, 09:31 AM   #3
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I found myself singing this chorus today as I was fixing my femme hair *What can I say, they can't stay away...d.i.l.d.o!*

I sure hope I don't accidentally start singing it out loud @ work today!

Great one Persi, thanks!
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I kinda hope you did start singing it out loud, Anya. Maybe you gave your co-workers something good to thing about. ;-0 lol...

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I sure hope I don't accidentally start singing it out loud @ work today!

Great one Persi, thanks!
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