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Lyrics to "The Best Cock on the Block is Eternally Hard" -
t's two in the morning my beeper's going off i'm naked, i roll over enough is enough these bitches always calling me morning, noon, and night Gladys and Rhonda Darlene, she is tight, right? what can i say? they can't stay away from the best cock on the block today it's eternally hard i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors come over and try me, i am like no other you like 'em big? i got a GMC brand you like 'em little? i got a mini pickle i aim to satisfy i aim to please just give me some booty that i can squeeze what can i say? they can't stay away from the best cock on the block today it's eternally hard aw, shit! it's Darlene. i know it by the code i was supposed to be there an hour ago she said, "baby, bring the big one" but i left it with Brooke my dick, it's like chick bait one bite and they're hooked so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted got my eye right on her block and i get distracted slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men well, i need more man in my men we could meet next week, we could be great friends...." no, no... see- i'm a lady lover i'm a lady leaver just one taste and you'll be a believer so girl- take that my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it see i'm just a little girl boy, trying to make my way in a man's world i'm just a little girl boy, trying to make my way in a man's world so... i gotta go. got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO what can i say? they can't stay away from the best cock on the block todaaaaay |
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I found myself singing this chorus today as I was fixing my femme hair *What can I say, they can't stay away...d.i.l.d.o!*
I sure hope I don't accidentally start singing it out loud @ work today! Great one Persi, thanks!
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I kinda hope you did start singing it out loud, Anya. Maybe you gave your co-workers something good to thing about. ;-0 lol...
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