BLIND DATE Stories....

[Apocalipstic]

Originally Posted by Strappie

I guess some people are serious on dates and some have fun, dates, laugh, joke around, tease each other.. I sure the hell hope the one I'm with for the rest of my life will make me laugh and yes even do some pranks on me!

LIFE is too SERIOUS... I certainly don't want to add to it by having an uptight partner

Nah, look for a funny one! Makes life so much easier. They gotta have a sense of humor!

The worst blind date I ever has was one I did not know about.

My father was being courted (chased) by a lady at the church and they conspired to invite me to dinner and try to set me up with the lady's son.

WTF. WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF????????????????

My father knew I was a Lesbian, but he did it anyway.

When I got there I was so in shock I could not speak. Words would not come out of my mouth. Not even "pass the salt". Complete and utter shock. I can at least usually be way polite...but nothing would come out of my mouth. I sat there like a lump.

The guy was cool though and sensed my discomfort and after dinner played Elton John for me 'till I could at least form words.

It was one of the most uncomfortable evenings of my entire life...