What fart did you fart today?

[Sweet Bliss]

Originally Posted by Brock

Sweet Bliss

Good try but too bad the bribe would have been futile. Been in recovery since late 80s. Beer makes me want to chase cars ... caught up with a '68 Firebird one time ... knawed off the left rear tire - couldn't tell you what all that was about ... and chased after women too - I knew what that was about ... it became problematic. I do not miss the chaos.

More serious note ... really love being sober and would not change it for anything in the world.

ditto

damn....shooda said Root Beer!!!

[RockOn]

ditto???????
You mean alcohol makes you want to chase cars too?
Wow, too cool! You are the only person who has ever admitted that to me.

Pssst ... come closer ... want to whisper something in your ear ... I think there are others who experience the odd behavior of alcohol-induced car chasing but they are unable to talk about it.

*wink*

[Sweet Bliss]

Originally Posted by Brock

ditto???????
You mean alcohol makes you want to chase cars too?
Wow, too cool! You are the only person who has ever admitted that to me.

Pssst ... come closer ... want to whisper something in your ear ... I think there are others who experience the odd behavior of alcohol-induced car chasing but they are unable to talk about it.

*wink*

Wellllll, ummmm, aaahhhhh, .... yes. And since I feel compelled to spill my guts in the middle of the night, I don't even need the alcohol to induce my inappropriate behavior regarding car chasing.

In fact, I have been caught on security tape dancing to Muszak at Walgreens and other public access establishments sans dance floors.

Thanks to Corporate nixing the audio feature of security cameras, you can't hear me singing along.

[RockOn]

I KNEW IT!!!! YOU little car-chaser, YOU! LOL!

Been so much fun, the back and forth teasing with you.

Now...
I am ready to hear more REAL stories on the topic.
Come on people and tell us about it, don't be shy!
*chuckles to self*

*smiles and waves to Sweet Bliss on my way out*

[Sweet Bliss]

okay, this is a true story .....

Just two nights ago I struggled to awake from a deep sleep, barely aware that I could not get oxygen in my lungs.....

As I used every bit of my strength to push up to a sitting position, I realized there was something blocking my path to fresh air....

As another wave of putrid air assailed my nose and lungs I looked down with my last conscious moment .....

Sophie's hairy ass and tail was right next to where my nose had been all night ....

She rips another SBD .......

[sis]

And, why no, I'm NOT actually admitting this every happened to me! lolol After all, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, did it really make the noise???

Deb

[willow]

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