What Cracked You Up Today?

[Chad]

My kitty loves to "help" me change the bed sheets. She is a real comedian and I ended up laughing at her for all the silliness,

[cinnamongrrl]

My manager....

I had a meeting at work today. I walked in and immediately asked where her dog was...I loveee him!

I said very loudly "where's my love muffin??!!" (He usually comes to that...lol) and my scheduling manager walked in from the other room and said "I'm right here..." all sultry n shit lol

I heart my job...

[cinnamongrrl]

I unpacked my French press and was reading the warnings..

One said "children and hot liquids should be kept apart".

I just thought the wording was odd...lol

[cinnamongrrl]

A local news channel...

They did the weather...its all pretty hokey...bad graphics etc.

For tonorrow it says "pretty nice" then 2 days of "heavy rain" then after the rain it will e "finally nice".

It struck me funny...and I was happy for the giggle..

[Daniela]

I unpacked my French press and was reading the warnings..

One said "children and hot liquids should be kept apart".

I just thought the wording was odd...lol

LOL some of the warnings on products make you wonder...what happened in the past that made someone think this warning was necessary?

http://ghk.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/11/550003f16c562-clotheshanger-lgn.jpg

[cinnamongrrl]

LOL some of the warnings on products make you wonder...what happened in the past that made someone think this warning was necessary?

http://ghk.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/11/550003f16c562-clotheshanger-lgn.jpg


Omg I think about that alllll the time. I also think in future there will be warnings on bathroom cleaners for people who clean their showers while they're showering.

Yeah. That will totally be all.me lol

[Blade]

Stupid smart phone. While texting with Mom, I was responding using the voice thing because I was eating. I was telling her what I had picked up at the yard sale. I said "yes an umbrella...but nothing came up on my screen. So again I said a big umbrella, umbrella. I looked at the screen and it said umbrella bella big ass. I was like what the heck? I laughed til I hurt.

[Bèsame*]

OK, this actually happened yesterday.

I'm trying to use up all the odds and ends in the pantry before I move. I had this bag of rice. You know the boil in the bag kind. It was the last bag, so I do remember cutting the directions off the box and taping it to the bag.

Boil 1 1/2 cups of boiling water, add rice, turn down heat, cover, for 10 min.

Ok, so I go back to check rice, poke at it with a fork. Hmmm, the rice in the bag, is acting like uncooked rice. Hard, making that rice rubbing sound.

So I go pull the cut out directions from the trash. It says, add rice. Umm, apparently it's not a boil in the bag kind!

[Kenna]

Today I heard from a woman that I've " been talking to" for a couple months... she cracks me up with how fast she wants us to move, and her lack of tact (being very descriptive about the kind of sex she would like to have with me), and how she pushes those boundaries I put up during our first date of FRIENDS ONLY...then in the next breath she said she had gotten so drunk that she had to call another female friend over to help put together an entertainment center, but instead took this friend to bed. I enjoy talking to her most times but other times she cracks me up.

[Kenna]

I was gone from the house almost all day Saturday ...but once I had to return to pick something up then head to the Salon...when I drove up the long drive lane, past the large chicken hutch that's surrounded by a 40'x10' x6'high chain link fence, I found 2 VERY FAT squirrels in there stealing from the chickens!!
When I got out of the vehicle and fussed, they went crazy trying to find their way out, running up the fence and hitting their heads on the plastic "cherry tree netting" that covers the roof, and eventually pushed their way thru holes in the netting.

These are the same fat squirrels that I had caught stealing from a little hen that I have in a small fence to recover from a leg injury.

Another thing that cracks me up is all the chickens were oblivious to the squirrels... but they will try to flog the tiny wild sparrows that like to share their corn.

[CherryWine]

My Momma cracked me up. The other day she mentioned that she wanted to start exercising more, but didn't want to go walking by herself or with my dad because she couldn't keep up with him (he walks super fast). This weekend I bought an exercise video for her and took it over after work today. I stuck around and did the video with her, and y'all, she was working it! She was shaking that booty something fierce...lol. We had fun, and I am going to start going over there to do the video with her as often as I can. :)

[Kenna]

The baby goats LOVE Cheerios!! It was toooo funny to see them curious about what was in my hands, how they would stretch their little necks, nuzzle my hand...and when I put the honey nut Cheerios in their bowl...they used their soft tender lips to pick them up one at a time..quickly discovering they LOVE Cheerios with their fresh banana.
It cracks me up how curious and smart they are.

[Humanesque]

The forwarded emails I received. Dangerously laughing it's going to cause a gut rupture.


:goodluck:

[Bèsame*]

The things I read around here!

[MysticOceansFL]

The forums here and people who seem to can't make up their minds about their profiles!

[cinnamongrrl]

I was looking through Netflix for stuff to watch and it suggested Portlandia...

Omg...how have I never seen this show before?? It's friggin hilarious!

[MysticOceansFL]

My dog made me laugh when jumped in the air càuse she just had a bath

[Kobi]

One of the baby eagles we have been watching for the last 3 months, flew off yesterday - out of necessity rather than choice. He had fallen off a branch on Saturday and spent 24 hungry and frustrating hours on a branch below the nest.

Reports from the ground are saying he is doing well, working on his flying skills, and meeting the neighboring blue jays and hawks that have a hazing thing going on.

Tho he is flying well, his landings leave a lot to be desired:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8c/df/18/8cdf18e93bd0b84578fd8669c528314a.jpg



If he makes it back to the nest, he will be pleased to know his still nesting sibling is leaving half eaten rodents for him to munch on.

[Humanesque]

Watching a gentleman beat out a meter reader giving him a ticket. Score one for the team. Haha As we toasted his miraculous feat! :tea:

[Daniela]

This hand sanitizer...

http://media.blueq.com/modules/imageresizer/3ec/eb6/7f8c8d7568/360x480.jpg

[Daniela]

and this breath spray...

http://media.blueq.com/modules/imageresizer/f12/abe/de8a429646/360x480.jpg

[Humanesque]

Being informed that beating a meter reader is a federal crime.

Beat out a meter reader- The art of rushing to the meter to feed it change before the meter reader can print out a ticket.


:goodluck:

Ice cream anyone? My treat.

[CherryWine]

This adorable little girl is giving it all she has GOT. :superfunny:

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[Orema]

watch?v=2JSRXtH3wRk

[cinnamongrrl]

I went to go see "A Midsummer's Night Dream".

The production was interactive with the audience and very fun. VERY traditional.

So very Asheville :)

I may have hurt something from laughing so much!

[cinnamongrrl]

I went to go see "A Midsummer's Night Dream".

The production was interactive with the audience and very fun. VERY traditional.

So very Asheville :)

I may have hurt something from laughing so much!




That was supposed to be NON traditional. Some of the actors wore sequins and cutoffs...

No more posting when I'm tired! I also forgot the 's Night's dream...too late to edit. My inner school marm is going cray cray...meh

[cinnamongrrl]

This adorable little girl is giving it all she has GOT. :superfunny:

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LOL! Her choreography is way better than the actual stuff too!

[Kobi]

BEIJING (AP) — Rules making it easier to file lawsuits in China have led to a new concern over frivolous claims, such as one in which a man says actress Zhao Wei stared at him too intensely through his TV set.



Stare
(http://news.yahoo.com/man-sues-chinese-actress-over-her-intense-stare-104515299.html)

[Bèsame*]

Having a conversation, recapping our day. He says, I'm so sore. I ask why. Apparently he was up and down the later most of the day. Hmmm, so what were you working on? We're you taking things up and down the ladder. He says, no I was doing floor work.

What? floor work ? I thought you said you were on the ladder?

I was, just checking to see if you were listening to me.

Ha ha!

On to next subject, after we laughed. I have the day off, if you need me to come pick you up, I'll take you to your appointment. He says, sure, you can drive around Mr Lazy.

Ok, I tel, you what, I'll pull up in the front, get out, walk into the lobby. I'll be the one holding the card that's says..pick up, Mr. Lazy!

http://rlv.zcache.com/mr_lazy_snoozing_away_sticker-rc550f409b50e40fe98bdde0da5e1155a_v9wf3_8byvr_324. jpg

How is that funny guy? We had our share of laughs this morning!

[A. Spectre]

Worked at the shop yesterday, the following is a conversation I had with a woman who brought a vintage cheese slicer to the counter:

Me: What do you have there?

Her: A cheese cutter! I've been looking forever for one of these!

Me: *with nary a smile. How have you been cutting the cheese?!

Her: With a knife.


Okay, juvenile humor, but this woman was so serious, she was very cute.

Behind the counter, we laughed and laughed.

[CherryWine]

This probably cracked me up much more than it should have.

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[Talon]

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[ProfPacker]

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she is so sick, I love her. Thanks, needed today :)

[Blaze]

11 Blue Jays, 1 peanut. all pecking on it trying to get it opened.

Alas, it's opened, and there ready for their family feast to chow down.

1 sparrow. .. swoops down and grabs the hard worked meal.

11 angry blue Jays!

But I got another handful of peanuts, crushed them open. .wah laah.. 11 happy blue Jays and 1 sparrow, dine. ..

[Blade]

Setting the scene...
At Tractor Supply looking for dawg wormer, and finding it in a locked cabinet.

Jim an older gentlemen who works there came walking down the center aisle, close enough to me that I could hear his voice. I seemingly loudly said Jim I need to get in the closet. OMG, that took off. He said it takes long enough to get out of the closet don't get back in it. That was a good laugh for today

[JDeere]

Dad telling embarassing stories about my brother!

[Gemme]

Parking Notes (http://mom.me/entertainment/20391-funniest-windshield-notes/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl14%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-1880978171)

OMG....I actually guffawed out loud.

[Daniela]

Parking Notes (http://mom.me/entertainment/20391-funniest-windshield-notes/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl14%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D-1880978171)

OMG....I actually guffawed out loud.

I love the incredibly detailed note and diagram. lol

http://files.mom.me/photos/2015/06/18/6-106714-helpful-diagram-1434668244.jpg

[PaPa]

Still laughing about my blunder from a couple days ago. The gentleman across the street went down to his fiance's aunt's house (a couple doors down) and I had said "Good Morning" to him when I saw him. He didn't say anything and just grabbed a cigarette from his truck and went down. In a few moments he came walking back and once again said nothing, went in the fence and into the house. All of a sudden the neighbor came down (she owns the house) and I began talking to her as she was walking. She informed me the water broke. I said, "Oh boy. Did they know where to shut the main off?"

Fast forward later in the day...sitting out front recounting story to my sister. She says to me, "Oh was it the house or her?" I think for a moment and the light bulb goes off. I scratch my head and say, "Ya know....I don't know!"

Sister of the woman across the street is walking down the street and I say, "Heyy Cheyenne! I have a question for you." I recount the story and she bursts out laughing and says, "It is her. Her water broke."

Well duh!! Who knew?!? Thinks to myself well so much for finding the main to shut off. LOL!

Now is that butch mentality for ya or what?!?

[Kenna]

An adorable little boy with his bright yellow Minnions tshirt on, trying to catch tiny minnows with his bare hands , at the edge of the lake up to his ankles in sandy water, bent over with his butt in the air and his face about 3 inches from the water...fixated on catching "phishies" ...when we got home I told him to go clean up and change clothes because he smelled like dead phishies...to which he responded by smelling his tshirt and saying "no...LIVE phishies!"...

SMH...thank god he didn't bring any phishies home in my car!

[C0LLETTE]

The woman that owns this condo I rent sent me an email bill for 15 cents for Heating/AC in May. She wants me to send her the 15 cent cheque by mail to her vacation home in Florida.
I've been trying to compose a fitting reply for 4 days now.

[cinnamongrrl]

I found this magazine on my client's nightstand today...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbZNBmKOCEXeYCEsSqPMeiQJDk4efLj PqQZQAEL1MAhw2-cTuQhQ

I just KNEW it had to be a southern publication...girls down here are all about their gardens...AND their guns!!

:)

[Kenna]

My buddy and I running through the rain storm to retrieve the baby goats from the front pasture...laughing as I grabbed them to put their leash on...then all five of us running back to their enclosure, soaking wet, the babies immediately loaded into their dawg house...as I'm dashing back to the house my buddy says "look your hair isn't even wet!"...made me laugh as the water was running off my curls down my face...once inside, trying to peal off wet clothes, naked in the bathroom I realized OH SHIT!! THE DOGS ARE STILL OUT BACK!!

[CherryWine]

My partner called in a dinner order to our favorite local Vietnamese restaurant. Instead of using the number beside the menu items she tried to pronounce the words (poorly, I might add). Well, it must have frustrated the older Vietnamese lady/chef who took the order because when she went in to pick it up, in broken English the lady said, “Oh, you are the one who called in the order. Don’t talk to me. Only give me the number. You cannot pronounce right.”

[Humanesque]

Me mentioning to someone that would be some Hollywood Stuff.

Lmao She is right and it is.

[C0LLETTE]

A friend sent this to me and it clarifies things so well, I thought I'd pass it on here:

It's a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a $100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the $100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the $100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit. She then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the $100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 note back on the counter just as the traveller comes back down the stairs. He picks up his $100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, folks, is how the Greek bailout package works.

[Kenna]

Listening to the story of three little mutts raiding the burlap bag of potatoes ...one mutt in his "cone of shame", one short legged, shy but silent troublemaker, and the other usually clueless goofy clown of the bunch... I cracked up so hard when I heard the whole story....now the Three Musketeers are called TaterTots!

[CherryWine]

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I think the girl on the far left took dance lessons from Elaine on "Seinfeld." Lol.

[Ascot]

Driving through the campus of a local community college earlier today, I saw a young woman, scantily clad, jogging on the sidewalk. Approaching her were three young men of a rather nerdish variety. I confess I experienced a bit of schadenfreude witnessing their clear discomfort as they tried to figure out where they should be looking. I had a ringside seat because I'd stopped to let pedestrians cross. I'll grant that it was a cheap thrill.

[Kobi]

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[Blade]

It wasn't today but a few evenings ago, I was in the coma chair with my boy in my lap. I had been kicked back for a while and my legs were asleep. Skip was sleeping soundly. I started bouncing my knees trying to wake my legs up and ummm I woke Skip up. He opened his eyes, squinting sleepily, slowly turned his head and disgustingly looked me in the eye. Giving me that
"Daddy look" LOL like what the hell are you doing, I'm trying to sleep.

I stopped bouncing my knees and he slowly lowered his head and closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

I cracked up at the Daddy look he gave me, cuz I know how often he gets that look from me

[Smiling]

This did.

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/c4b1cf1d7c/trump-up-5-points-in-the-polls?_cc=S8t___&_ccid=oa9h7c.ns0h27&fb_ref=Default


lol



Apologies for not cleaning up the text; the icons still aren't working for me and neither is hard coding the command directly into the post.

[Kenna]

I have a very large, heavy wood splitting axe (aka splitting awl) on the front porch near the door...placed there after my run-in with a huge snake earlier this year on the back porch... now I don't have to look too far for it when needed. ...but it just dawned on me, that maybe it's the reason why the mail lady didn't deliver my package to the door? It couldn't possibly be the little ankle biter dogs?

[Blade]

While driving on a 2 lane highway in the mountains I met a string of traffic. It took a minute for me to realize what was holding them up....remember this is a highway not a side road.

ARE YALL READY FOR THIS?

At the front of the pack was a guy riding a moped, steering with his right hand. His left hand was holding an electric push mower beside him, pulling it backwards down the highway at 30mph. He had the whole world hung up behind him. Oh geez I laughed soooo hard!

[Blade]

While driving home this evening there was a beautiful sunset! Reds and blues bouncing off the Carolina evening sky. My co-pilot leaned up to take pictures of it out the front window, just as she took the picture [u know the delay a cell phone has] I pushed the windshield wiper button and sprayed the window and the wipers came on.....ROFLMAO!

[Gemme]

Giant Minion Attacks Drivers (http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/04/giant-minion-attack/?adid=hero2)

[Tuff Stuff]

Previews of the movie Hot Pursuit with Reese Witherspoon and OMG,funny as hell,actress Sofia Vergara

I love Sofia :smokejoint:

[cinnamongrrl]

my daughter...

I was reading her a story about a French couple who accidentally left teir 3 year old daughter at a rest stop while traveling...

She was taken aback and said, "really??? they had te kid for 3 years and THEN forgot her?? I can see doing it in the beginning....."

Yes, she is thus far childless....and will probably stay that way....

[Gemme]

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[cricket26]

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/dallas-county/2015/08/13/n-texas-man-turns-dumbest-idea-ever-into-big-business/31684749/




hahahaha!!

[Gemme]

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/dallas-county/2015/08/13/n-texas-man-turns-dumbest-idea-ever-into-big-business/31684749/




hahahaha!!

Plus they can eat it when they are done reading it. It's good for the environment!

[cinnamongrrl]

my daughter...

I was reading her a story about a French couple who accidentally left teir 3 year old daughter at a rest stop while traveling...

She was taken aback and said, "really??? they had te kid for 3 years and THEN forgot her?? I can see doing it in the beginning....."

Yes, she is thus far childless....and will probably stay that way....

As an addendum to this....

My daughter and I left to go downtown the other night and she realized she forgot her cellphone...

She was upset with herself and likened it to being like the French couple forgetting their child....lol She tickles me.... :)

[Kobi]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/72/64/94/7264940710d49256b51d64b70212fb28.gif

[Blade]

While traveling to work this morning in the middle of the night, I saw a young fox up the road playing on the left. As I got closer he trotted across the road a little ways ahead of me.

Suddenly he realized he was in the spot light(headlights) clearly it startled him. He spun around and went to run into the corn field. He ran head on into a corn stalk, hit it so hard his back end came up off of the ground. I started to laugh but kept watching, as he spun around and just laid down in the grass.

He wasn't a baby but was very young, he was small maybe a yearling. I love watching baby animals play and explore. They are so comical.

[Vivacious1]

my niece having her first crush and claiming him like he's a piece of meat on the sales rack!

[Talon]

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:shark:..........😏

[MysticOceansFL]

Just people in general...................

[Talon]

I will never admit to having a bad sense of humor.

[Blade]

While watching a football game in the livingroom, my roommate was watching a movie in my room . Or I thought she was.

She comes to the living room door holding a little bucket in her 2 hands like a little girl and says "I was gem mining in your bed"

and I go :blink: huh?

Then we both cracked up.

when the game is over I'm going to go see if I can find any gems in my bed. LOL

She had gotten a bucket at a gem mine this weekend and was apparently mining in my bed while watching a movie:fastdraq:

[Smiling]

...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.

(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well).

It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol.

Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol.

And Casual Friday!

lol, maybe I'll get a raise....

[cinnamongrrl]

...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.

(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well).

It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol.

Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol.

And Casual Friday!

lol, maybe I'll get a raise....


THIS cracked me up! I needed the laugh...thank you :)

[Gemme]

...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.

(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well).

It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol.

Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol.

And Casual Friday!

lol, maybe I'll get a raise....

You couldn't go to the bathroom and take the bra off, pin it and then put it back on?

I know about the popping open thing though. I had a bra that was convertible with straps and when folks clapped one of the straps would pop open. It was my 'clap on, clap off' bra.

:blink:

[Keep Smilin]

...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.

(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well).

It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol.

Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol.

And Casual Friday!

lol, maybe I'll get a raise....

You couldn't go to the bathroom and take the bra off, pin it and then put it back on?

I know about the popping open thing though. I had a bra that was convertible with straps and when folks clapped one of the straps would pop open. It was my 'clap on, clap off' bra.

:blink:

You two cracked me up!! But then I realized I have had these and so many other types of wardrobe malfunctions!! 😳...

[Teddybear]

soo happy these things are NOT part of MY wardrobe

[Wrang1er]

...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.

(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well).

It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol.

Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol.

And Casual Friday!

lol, maybe I'll get a raise....





You should have called. I would have helped. ;)

[cinnamongrrl]

You should have called. I would have helped. ;)

NAUGHTY!!


but very thoughtful lol

[Smiling]

Wrang1er, you're a true humanitarian. Thank you, lol.

Gemme,
Frankly, I didn't really have much faith in the structural integrity of the safety pin, anyway....

http://freshdelmonte.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/FoodService_Slider_Products_melons_2.jpg vs.

https://cdn-img-3.wanelo.com/p/343/f0d/61a/43dbadbc781b2861d9bc7f7/x200-q90.jpg


lol, in all honesty it wasn't that noticeably inappropriate or I would have run home - I live nearby.

Glad everyone got a good chuckle out of my adventure; this is just another day in the life of me, lol.

[Gemme]

This (http://www.viralnova.com/store-thief-trap/) did. Crime doesn't pay.

[A. Spectre]

Attention teachers: Never assign your class to paint "candlelight."

*chuckle *chuckle

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQOzDukUYAEU5Qz.jpg:large

[deathbypoem]

One of my sweet kitties was curled up in the bathroom trash can with a roll of toilet paper. She is relentless when it comes to tearing it up. That is her pride and joy. Yes, thats right. A roll of toilet paper. It's quite hilarious.

[cinnamongrrl]

A sign for a business....

It said, "try our new pumpkin spice oil change".

I actually slowed down....lol I'm such a pumpkin spice girl....:sunglass:

[randrum]

After telling my dad about Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith missing 4-6 weeks because of a meniscus tear, he responds:

"Looks like I may have to come out of retirement."

[Blade]

At Thanksgiving dinner, "the Christmas elf" who is almost 5 now, is sitting across from me. She is a chatterbox! I ask what was she learning at school (daycare). She says she hasn't been to school this week. I ask her what were you learning last week. In her rambling 5 yr old story telling voice this is what she tells me.

In Ms soandso's class, we watched a movie about a mermaid. She always put her flippers on the table and ya not suppose to put your flippers on the table......PAUSE

you can imagine the look on my face, mermaid, flippers, mermaid at the table. I'm sure I must have had some stupid blank look on my face. All the while she is still rambling about mermaids and flippers.

THEN IT DAWNS ON ME WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT!

Flippers on the table. It was a movie about teaching good manners and you are not supposed to have you're elbows on the table. When I got it, I started to laugh. I laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth with my napkin, and I laughed and laughed.

Love those special moments/laughs with the little people

[cinnamongrrl]

I have been misreading things like crazy lately....

The other day a Wendy's sign said " we salute veterans" I read " we saute veterans"

Today, I look down at my bag from dunkins and it say 0 grams trans fat....I saw orgasms....I was excited for a second....orgasms in a bag???

[afrcnqueen]

I found this Hilarious and soo adorable!!!




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[afrcnqueen]

Gobble gobble


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[afrcnqueen]

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[Bèsame*]

Leaving from the grocery store, walking straight to your car, but realizing, this is the first time you have to pick out your new car in a big parking lot. I kinda forgot what it looked like..lol...
It made me laugh at myself.

[cinnamongrrl]

My youngest daughter...

She lives and works more in eastern Massachusetts...and the people there tend to be.....somewhat abrasive....

She apparently picked up on that attitude; she had been waiting for the bus for some time and when it arrived she very sweetly asked me to hold on....and proceeded to tear into the bus driver for being almost an hour late....lol

I confess to having my moments....but being in the south has taught me that your truly do catch more flies with honey.... ;)

[Talon]

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[A. Spectre]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/72/62/df72623d611977e5752531a9a45dc246.jpg

[jools66]

a male colleague calling me a perv lol.
let me explain.
our company scans paperwork, & i have to sort it.
this one piece of paperwork was a for a brochure, which just happened to have a woman leaning forward, with a low cut top.
and no it wasnt that kind of "brochure" lol
but i said to my colleague " i have to stop working on this, its making me a perv bc i want her to lean forward a bit more"
he howled with laughter then said your such a perv lol
now some of you may think this is sexist, but what can ya do when a woman is doing that in a picture for crying out loud.
but sorry if this offends anyone, it was just one of those moments

[Bèsame*]

I went to Ace Hardware. I bought an axe and a tarp.

I said to the cashier, maybe I should pay by cash...lol
She just didn't get it.


Axe...so Blaze can split firewood.
Tarp...to cover the new ping pong table.

Oh yeah, bungee cords too!

[Gemme]

I went to Ace Hardware. I bought an axe and a tarp.

I said to the cashier, maybe I should pay by cash...lol
She just didn't get it.


Axe...so Blaze can split firewood.
Tarp...to cover the new ping pong table.

Oh yeah, bungee cords too!




You're just missing the shovel and some duct tape.

[Blade]

Family Feud....I love this show, better than any recent sitcom. Steve Harvey cracks me up, even when he doesn't say anything sometimes

[Talon]

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[Kenna]

My roommate blushing; a 25 year old, well used, favorite plastic kitchen spoon; the left side front stove burner (instead of the back burner); a little ceramic smilie face dish with a black puddle of melted spoon; and my roommate yelling "oh shit! Oh shit" as they ran from living room to kitchen after I asked if they had lit a candle...

[homoe]

Me and Mary were sending out a 'little something' to one of my chat buds when she came over to double check on the address label I had made! She was perplexed as I had put the SAME box number as ours on the shipping label! I'm exhausted, perhaps it's past time for a nap!

[Blaze]

Me- on a ladder. Repairing a riser.
New housekeeper- Blaze? Where is the plug for the soap dispenser?
Me- ahh well, it uses a battery..
Her- What kind?
Me- A 9 volt.
Her- looking puzzled at me.
Me- What?
Her- How the hell do you put a car battery in that little thing ¿????¿
Me- I had hold on to the riser to keep from falling, I was chuckling so hard.:blink:

[Shystonefem]

Someone stopped by my house today so I gave a hug and said Merry Christmas. She was like, "Is that all I get"? I was like...Move along little doggie. It was ex... Im thinking.... hahahaha. You miss me and I do not miss you.. I am loving it. Merry Christmas to everyone here on our Planet!

[storyspinner70]

Me running around like this on World of Warcraft for Christmas...

https://41.media.tumblr.com/51a96c27b3bf992677fc7bce90a89ca1/tumblr_nzwa1qnHQA1qmij5vo1_1280.png

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[~SweetCheeks~]

My families Christmas selfie props and pictures. Oh and the video I took.

[BullDog]

I was just at the drug store, and the clerk calls down to me, "I can help you down her ma'am, I mean sir, uh I am mean ma'am, uh...."

Lol, it happens quite often, but still cracks me up every time. Gotta love being a butch.

[Bèsame*]

In the dark you can't tell which cat jumps up on the bed. You can tell by petting it though, they all have different fur. Well....

One jumps up and I say to Blaze, who is that? I can't tell, this one has winter fur.

I say , that's Confetti , not Winnifer.

[homoe]

Seeing a story caption that said "lair lair Pantsuit on fire" referring to Hillary Clinton!

[Bèsame*]

Blaze comes into the house this morning and says, "those damn F-in birds"
Me..."oh, then don't feed them if they are bothering you" (cause he sounds serious to me)
Him..."those little f'ers are flying around with banners on their tails..saying feed me bitch!", "you know just little the planes""


Ha ha ha...

So we are out at Sam's, just to stop for coffee and I mention, bird seed. We find this huge humongous bag. We look at each other, for we did not have a cart, and said, they could wait. I say..."so we have angry birds for another day!"

[Blade]

While shopping at BiLo today, I noticed a container of Valentine cookies with sayings on them. You know like the Brach's heart candy? I had to chuckle when I saw that one of them said "text me"....lol...really? My how things change! I wonger if there was one that said "see you this evening on Skype"

[Soon]

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[cinnamongrrl]

My eldest..

She told me she had a pain in her boob...."but it was the right one....not the heart boob" she says...so I will worry less...

But still...she has a way with words....lol

[Kenna]

My goofy, silly, adorable pygmy goats cracked me up....
There are two water buckets in their night time enclosure...one 5 gallon bucket and one huge tub made from cutting the bottom off a 55 gallon plastic barrel...

I have let the tub go empty because it's too heavy for me to lift and clean...

This morning as I'm making my rounds to feed everybody, I find my favorite, gentle "baby" (the runt) lounging in the huge tub, completely relaxed with her head laying against the edge as if she were in a hot tub with a drink in one hoof and a cookie in the other. ... She was loving being a spoiled goat!

[cinnamongrrl]

I passed a plumbing truck while driving home and the name on it was T.P Howards....

I about guffawed at the irony....OK I did guffaw....

[cinnamongrrl]

Recounting my horrific earth fair happening to my daughter. I was able to laugh since she about died laughing herself...

Here's my story:

I'm very interested in beekeeping. I stopped at a bee booth and was talking to the vendor. I asked why the bees were. All packed in one spot. He explained that he had sugar water for them AND the queen was in a box in the hive but it was sealed by a candied wax.

I had seen on PBS recently about this and got very excited. I said, "ohhh yeah. She's in the box and they have to eat her out!" I was so super proud of my knowledge that I didn't even think about the wordage. :blink:

Where's. A big ol hole in the ground when you really need one?? At least my kid got a good laugh out of it..

[PaPa]

This was actually a couple of days ago but I thought it was funny.

I made homemade chili for lunch with cast iron skillet cornbread. I proudly set it on the table and got my elderly parents seated and my father asked what it was. I exclaimed, "Chili!" to which he then responded, "Where are the beans?". I looked in the pot and said, "Oh my God I forgot the beans!" He laughed and said, "Well as they used to say, 'you wouldn't know the beans if the bag was open'" LOL!!

[cinnamongrrl]

Don't feel bad. One year at thanksgiving dinner my mom forgot the stuffing...another year my cousin was playing with the lock on the stove and locked the biscuits in the oven. It wouldn't open til the oven cooled off and. By then the biscuits were plenty crispy lol


QUOTE=PaPa;1059479]This was actually a couple of days ago but I thought it was funny.

I made homemade chili for lunch with cast iron skillet cornbread. I proudly set it on the table and got my elderly parents seated and my father asked what it was. I exclaimed, "Chili!" to which he then responded, "Where are the beans?". I looked in the pot and said, "Oh my God I forgot the beans!" He laughed and said, "Well as they used to say, 'you wouldn't know the beans if the bag was open'" LOL!![/QUOTE]

[Blade]

Normally I strike out on the weekend days expecting fun excitement something new. Just different stuff....As a rule I'm driving home going well that was anticlimatic..lol

Today I ventured out expecting nothing. Go pick up a huge aquarium, off of Craigslist, for Speedy. WOW what a trip! I would call today climatic.

So that is what cracked me up...I expected nothing and ended up having a climatic day after all.

[FireSignFemme]

Reading the Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During sex Thread. Too funny.

[Kenna]

My much loved Aunt's response to my 10am text question...
I tend to forget she lives in another time zone and that she's not a morning person, she worked night shift for 20 years.
When I asked if she was busy? She responded YES....then a few minutes later she sent "Give me a min. I'm still asleep." ....then sent "NO, I meant no I'm not busy. I'm never busy since I retired and my brain still only functions on night shift. I can only get one eye open, the other is still asleep. Best you call instead of text."

I love her to pieces, she always makes time for me...and she has always cracked me up even when I didn't feel like laughing.

[Blade]

Mom came by to visit me today.

When she got ready to leave, she jumped in the car turned the key and the car wouldn't crank. I walked out there and ask her if she had it in park, yes..do you have your foot on the break, yes...hmmm

I told her I'd move the steering wheel and for her to turn the key. Nothing no buzzing nothing.

I happened to glance at her hand on the key. I said Mom does your car key have a white tab on it?(knowing it didn't)..she said NO, and looked at the key and said, that's my dern house key no wonder it wouldn't crank.

I laughed all the way back to the house. She's had the same house key for 22 yrs and the same car key for 13 yrs. I don't know what she was thinking

[bright_arrow]

Watching GloZell videos on YouTube

[Blade]

Squirrel Porn! Never seen it before. Dang if she wasn't rough with him. He finally gave up lol. Poor little guy.

[Bèsame*]

Sonic commercials

[Kenna]

How funny my best friend is...They crack me up when I least expect it.

[Blade]

While skimming over facebook, I realized my Mom had posted some things on FB that were way out of character for her. Later while I was visiting her, I told her I was gonna take her FB priviledges away from her if she continued to post ugly stuff.

She said she hadn't posted anything ugly. I said Mom when you post a picture sometimes it will post everything on the page you lifted it from. So she says right sassy, well what did it say that was so ugly. I said, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, or WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN....not wtf really the words.

ROFL, her eyes got big and her mouth flew open and on facebook she went looking for her posts. Then of course she didn't know how to get them off, I deleted them for her.

After all the excitement she says I hope my cousin (minister) didn't see that he will be calling you to come check on me...Then she said well actually I hope nobody that knows me saw those posts. DUH...Mom have we ever met before?

[Blade]

Watching the news nust now cracked me up. During the night some thugs broke into a high end jewelry store in Charlotte. They busted the glass out of several cases. This is the same store that insulted my intelligence by offering me $500 for my Rolex. Here is the part that cracks me up...of all the things in a jewelry store to steal that are valuable, they stole Citizen watches and Fossil watches, not gold or gems or Rolex.

[grenade]

I got sick last night and my throat was on fire. Water didn't help. Found some lozenges and as long as I had one in my mouth I was ok. I texted in this morning and stayed in bed all day. About 3 pm I texted my daughter to come snuggle. We snuggled for a while and then I got up. As I passed the mirror I noticed something weird on my front shoulder/side chest area where my daughter layed her head. Upon further inspection it was a lozenge adhered to my dress. She wasn't as amused as I was.

[Kenna]

While the three of us were enjoying an awesome homecooked dinner of ham-n-green beans with baby potatoes and other fresh veggies, one of my free range pet chickens tried to let herself in the livingroom by climbing the screen door. It made everyone jump then laugh. Then Mawmaw blurted out "if she keeps that up, we'll just put her in a pot and have extra meat for dinner." :| :|

That poor chicken survived a Racoon attack when she was still a little thing, but she met her match in Mawmaw.
:cluck: :cluck:

[RockOn]

This little carseat preschooler singing a Barry Manilow song. He is too adorable!

https://youtu.be/CnHa52lpSIk

[cinnamongrrl]

It's a delayed reaction since it was 4am when it happened...

I got up at that hour to go potty. I made a loud noise as I got my robe off its hook. When I got in the hall my girls are standing in the living room immediately to my right and Liz (the youngest) has a broomstick handle in her hands raised like a spear...

I asked her what the hell she was doing and she says "preparing!". Clarissa peeks around the corner and laughs. Apparently they thought I was someone breaking in lol

The way they leave doors unlocked, no one would ever have to break in through a window...:blink:

[grenade]

I moved a chair in my office and found a lifeless baby snake. I picked it up with a Kleenex and took it up front to scare people. There's always one or two in a group that freak out. I was successful and then some. Turns out the snake was playing dead. I released it in the field behind my work.

[CherryWine]

I get tongue-tied often and seem to excel at stumbling my way through voice messages.

Today I was leaving a voicemail message for someone when a colleague stepped into my office to ask something. As I was leaving the message, I stated that the "patient had presented with shortness of breasts." When I tried to correct myself and say breath, I said breasts again. My buddy started cracking up at me which got me tickled, and I managed to laugh my way through the rest of the message. Unfortunately it was not one where you could re-record your message!

When he returned my call, I apologized for the awkwardness, and we both got a good laugh out of it. :simplelaugh:

Apparently I have breasts on the brain today. :blush:

[Blade]

While returning from my Dr appt this morning, my phone rings
On the other end is my seemingly out of breath and shakeing voice roomie

She says where are you, I said on the way home. What's wrong?
I thought she found one of the animals down or dead.

She says there was a snake beside the AC unit. I was turning on the water and he about scared me to death, he was right beside my foot before I saw him.....I'm still listening.

"I ran in the house and got your gun and shot him and missed him, then shot him again (blowing a hole in the middle of him lol)
Then I thought he was coming after me, so I shot him again and got him in the head.
Then shot him again in the neck . You can see the blue dots. I killed him quicker than I did the other one with the sledge hammer.

I'm like umm well ok I'll be home in a bit.

Whole story cracked me up her first experience with killimg a snake with a pistol. I was just proud of her for not being scared to try it.

[Kenna]

While returning from my Dr appt this morning, my phone rings
On the other end is my seemingly out of breath and shakeing voice roomie

She says where are you, I said on the way home. What's wrong?
I thought she found one of the animals down or dead.

She says there was a snake beside the AC unit. I was turning on the water and he about scared me to death, he was right beside my foot before I saw him.....I'm still listening.

"I ran in the house and got your gun and shot him and missed him, then shot him again (blowing a hole in the middle of him lol)
Then I thought he was coming after me, so I shot him again and got him in the head.
Then shot him again in the neck . You can see the blue dots. I killed him quicker than I did the other one with the sledge hammer.

I'm like umm well ok I'll be home in a bit.

Whole story cracked me up her first experience with killimg a snake with a pistol. I was just proud of her for not being scared to try it.

.LMAO!!! I didn't know it sounded so funny until I read this! ...in my defense, I missed the first time because I didn't aim correctly...I was more worried that it was too close to my feet, since I had sandals and a dress on...but I made sure I didn't miss the second time.

This is the 4th monster size snake I've killed this year....I don't know which is more funny??.... Me swinging a huge sledgehammer to hit it several times (gotta make sure it's DEAD), at the same time trying to jump backwards to keep from getting bit??.... Or me dressed in an ankle length skirt, trying to handle that big ass pistol like I was Annie Oakley Junior??...
:quickdraw: :quickdraw: :quickdraw:

[A. Spectre]

Practice makes perfect. *laughing


https://i.imgur.com/mfXcPn2.gif?noredirect


My heart grew 2 sizes.

[TL1]

.LMAO!!! I didn't know it sounded so funny until I read this! ...in my defense, I missed the first time because I didn't aim correctly...I was more worried that it was too close to my feet, since I had sandals and a dress on...but I made sure I didn't miss the second time.

This is the 4th monster size snake I've killed this year....I don't know which is more funny??.... Me swinging a huge sledgehammer to hit it several times (gotta make sure it's DEAD), at the same time trying to jump backwards to keep from getting bit??.... Or me dressed in an ankle length skirt, trying to handle that big ass pistol like I was Annie Oakley Junior??...
:quickdraw: :quickdraw: :quickdraw:



That's too funny! Are your snake killing services for hire? Cuz seeing all that would have me rolling. :superfunny::superfunny:

[Kenna]

That's too funny! Are your snake killing services for hire? Cuz seeing all that would have me rolling. :superfunny::superfunny:

No mercy for snakes. If you hire me, I won't be wearing sandals next time....instead, I'll wear snake boots under my long skirt. :-P

[TL1]

No mercy for snakes. If you hire me, I won't be wearing sandals next time....instead, I'll wear snake boots under my long skirt. :-P

No sandals? Aw ok.... Still too funny. It's a deal! :D

[Kenna]

Cracking up with my roommate today as we were going on a town trip to tour several Restores and a famous, old hardware store.

We are natural at joking and being silly, always having a great time.

But right now, I can't recall what was said that made me laugh so hard my ribs hurt.... Damn I'm getting old! I swear we need a GoPro camera to keep rolling video of our funny crack ups!

[C0LLETTE]

the cat finally got fed up and tried to hump the dog...i suspect that may be the end of it.

[Chad]

Actually yesterday. I was getting a hair cut when the song What Is Love by Hiddaway came on and I wanted to jump up grab the stylist by the hand and dance. By the end of the song I had worked out a salon dance sequence in my head. Haha!
https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I

Just another fun day in my head.

:party:

[Kenna]

My roommate telling me he will spank me if I mess with his newly baked peach cobbler before we leave for the picnic....

I had to chuckle and remind him that he hasn't spanked me since we met, he ain't gonna do it now ;) ;)

[JRM]

My best friends 3 yr old grand daughter... She got out of the pool came over and sat down in my lap was just talking up a storm.. She looks at me says your hot... We busted out laughing and said what did you say she turned and looked at me said your hot .. Me and her grand mother was rolling I said where in the hell did she learn that shit from... The shit that comes out of kids mouths.😂😂😂

[Talon]

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[Blade]

Mom has never bought a boston butt, they went on sale yesterday. So she text me a bit ago telling me she just got home from the grocery store. She didn't get a boston butt because they were all 19-21 pounds. She could hardly pick it up and didn't think it would fit in her crock pot.

A 20 POUND BOSTON BUTT.......REALLY?
I said Mom that was not a butt! They don't come that big. They are normally 7 to 10 pounds. A 20 pound butt would have had to come off of a cow. SMH yeah Ima get her one when I go get mine.

[Kenna]

"That would make me as dizzy as a one legged duck!"

[easygoingfemme]

We have reached the point of summer vacation that my daughter is correcting the grammar on the info packet she got from a theater gig she starts on Monday, and when I flip her off she just gives me the tally of how many times I've done so for the day.

[Blade]

Mom did. We have done nothing but laugh for the last four hours

[Blade]

While trying to scrub the goo from elastic joint tape from my knee, my phone rings. It's Mom, she is hysterical and out of breath. Huffing and puffing she says. "I am in heart attack mode, there is a snake in my house." all in the same breath.

I have to laugh here, because I remember showing a picture of a huge snake that got in my house a few yrs ago to my Aunt and she said if I ever see a snake like that in my house he can have it I'm moving out. ROFL

So anyway went to Mom's never found the snake and came home. I'm sure she will be calling me back.

[C0LLETTE]

Me.

Happens often.

[Bèsame*]

Ok, so I stopped for gas this morning. I pulled up to the pump that was in the shade. Got out of the car, headed to the pump, unlatching my cap. I sorted slipped, but not falling down, I had my car to hold onto. I then realized I had stopped right where a spill of some kind happened. Slimy, slick surface. As I pumped the gas, I wiped my shoes off, on the island thingy that the pump is set on.

Ok, finished with the gas up. Now to get in my car without stepping in it again. Open door, stretch leg into car. I found myself in the splits position, and busted up laughing. Of course I'm facing the busy road. It was hard to get in the car with your other foot about 3 feet away from the door.

I so cracked up...who does this?

[cinnamongrrl]

My kid...

I bought some dates and offered her one. I had no idea she never tried them before. She looked at them and said, "oh my God...mom..put those down. Don't even eat them!!"

It never occurred to me how bad dates look when you're unaware of how good they taste. I don't think I will be convincing her to try them any time soon.

More for me!

[Bèsame*]

While at work yesterday, during a busy moment, I answered the phone.

The caller said, did you get gas?

Trying to keep my composure, I really thought it was a prank call.

I then realized it was Blaze, making sure I got to work!

We laughed later. I said I had to think about my response. Imagine, if I said, "yes, I got gas". My customer standing in front of me would have done...who knows! Lol

[Blade]

A u tube video showing dogs and cats and their reaction to farts. Both their own and their peoples farts

[femmeandstrong]

Squeaky cottage cheese lol

[Blade]

Watching my roomie feed blueberries to her dog and mine. They both swallow everything you feed them whole. But not the blue berries. They didn't know what to do with them. They mouthed them, rolled them around, Skip picked his up and spit it out several times before he finally ate the first one

[Wrang1er]

I am use to people staring at me. I realize they are trying to figure out if I am male or female (how they miss the breasts is beyond me). I was waiting for my mom while she got x-rays done and I had her purse (which is becoming more common these days) and I notice a couple looking at me intensely. I think to myself it must be because of the bag (as I swing it awkwardly over my shoulder). Then I had to laugh because I knew it was really just me that confused them. Although the purse may have added to it. I need to talk to my mother about getting a purse that better suits me. ;)

[Smiling]

lol, I just used the word doody in a sentence. And yes; I'm always this mature. ;)

[girlin2une]

My supervisor looking at me with a dumbfounded expression.
Yes. I stood up to her...

[C0LLETTE]

a video clip of Colbert teaching Hillary how to eat cheesecake.

[easygoingfemme]

A phone call with my four year old nephew... he's learning how to tell and receive jokes.

[Talon]

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[Blade]

While shopping at Walmart I saw a young man pushing a little girl in a buggy. She asked him what is Betty Crocker. He told her it is just a company, well maybe she was a real person I'm not sure

[MysticOceansFL]

I was looking all over for her for like thirty plus minutes and I find her hiding in my laundry basket under my clean clothes. 😀

[Medusa]

Having to clarify rules for a fitness challenge at work again today.

"No body parts or organs may be removed for the purposes of weight loss"

[Kenna]

My roommate in his thick southern accent said "Oh, lemme tell you this...When they sell a phone in the south, it needs to know what a southerner is saying!!"

I get such a tickle when his phone doesn't understand his heavy accent. Then he cusses at the phone and I have to remind him to make sure it didn't type his cussing ...'cause you don't want Mawmaw thinking you're cussing at her.

[Bèsame*]

A comment was made about buying stuff...

And he belts out a song to the tune of Material Girl...

Something that had boxers, socks and shoes in it. , I'm a material guy!
Lol

[Medusa]

My team at work.

Random conversations today included:

* Why you have to call someone "Daddy" if you want a cherry Pop Tart
* Zika
* Whether the men's or women's bathrooms smelled worse
* Why someone's laptop was working for the devil
* And there might be a pool going between all of the folks who work for me on exactly when I'm going to have a "Falling Down" moment and auction off everything in my office before riding off into the sunset in my big black 300m

[Blade]

While watching Wheel of Fortune, which we normally never watch. The contestants were introducing themselves, each one say something like, "I've been married to my wonderful husband for blah blah blah"

About this time my roomie says, you never hear them say, I've been married to a dick head for however long. Are all their spouses really that wonderful.

I about choked on my taco salad

[Stud_puppy1991]

Watching YouTube earlier and the videos of Sassy Gay Friend. Just...OMG! Too funny

[Degotoga]

I stumbled upon this little gem while looking for something completely unrelated. Seriously.

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[Stud_puppy1991]

Watching Rizzoli and Idles always does it for me, just the funny moments alone.

[FireSignFemme]

Finding this while oneline searching for a card for someone who's not feeling well - This is SO Monte the Magnificent (my cat) when I'm sleeping and he wants his food Ta Now!

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/If-My-Cat-Could-Speak__880.jpg

[Medusa]

The word "titty" said with a quasi-British accent.

(you KNOW you just tried it!)

[Runner]

My 80yr old Mother when I picked her up today to go for lunch who told me that she "had trimmed her bush right back" when I asked her what she had done this morning.

She's an avid gardener but unfortunately I have the sense of humour of a teenage boy :D

I may have just laughed again to myself just now...sad, I know.

[Daniela]

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:superfunny:

[Chad]

Today my sweetheart read me a story from CNN about a foreign diplomat that was attacked in a restaurant by 2 men "wielding a cream pie".


:superfunny:

[anotherbutch]

My Mom called and:

Mom: whatcha doing?

Me: watching the ballgame

Mom: huh, the ballgame's over!

Me: Well, no it's not over, I'm watching it.

Mom: Well, I was watching it too, why did I turn it off?

Me: I dunno Ma, why did ya turn it off?

Mom: I dunno.. I gotta go watch the game... bye.... click!

[A. Spectre]

http://media.tenor.co/images/fd73d94db420450beba2727186b912ed/raw

[femmeandstrong]

Kitty inside the house lining up with a lizard on windowsil outside the house... lol

[Wrang1er]

My nephew, Jefferson who just turned 6 on Friday. He came home from kindergarten yesterday and told his mom (my sister) not to vote for Ronald Trump. He said Ronald Trump is racist. He doesn't like brown people (my nephews are half Pacific Islanders) and he doesn't like gays. He said Ronald Trump would make Aunt Ro (me) leave the country.

Not sure where he got this information but it definitely cracked me up! The things kids say.

[CherryWine]

We had our big annual evaluation at work today and yesterday. When our Contracting Officer's Rep. wrapped up and left today, we were all in a state of celebration over how well we think the evaluation went. Hooray!

But I was reminded of how hilariously awkward high-fives can be when I witnessed one that went to the tune of something like this...

https://media4.giphy.com/media/2FazlTlox46gdgIiA/200w.gif

And since I am so easily amused, here are some other pretty funny high five fails...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/6KQHA7mcyEW76/giphy.gif

https://media2.giphy.com/media/2AlVpRyjAAN2/giphy.gif

https://media2.giphy.com/media/10IjoOP5vp6FJS/giphy.gif

[Degotoga]

Frh-y118akA

[Shystonefem]

Reading all the July comments on FB saying how bad the Patriots are going to do these first four games, 3 down and 1 to go.

[Kobi]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/2f/0e/25/2f0e25a92a56f84a0d6436cb2d44a557.jpg

[anotherbutch]

Watching my grandson in his very first t-ball game. His first at bat, he hit the ball and ran to the pitchers mound and ran around it twice, then he kinda ran around all willy nilly until a coach caught him and sent him to first base. lol

When the other team was batting, he took his glove off, tossed it on the ground and played in the dirt the entire time, even throwing a few handfuls in the air... lol

His next at bat he hit the ball and ran to third base.... lol
None of the kids did any better and it was adorable to watch.

Did I mention that he just turned 3 last month?

[A. Spectre]

French Maids Outfit


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c2/f6/2d/c2f62d8ab25d588f544aa27626400953.jpg

[cinnamongrrl]

My kid.

Yesterday I texted her to let her know I was coming home to get my sneakers that I needed for work..

She retorts with " ok ma. Ill be sure to break up the party and send the strippers home"

To which I reply...that's EXACTLY why I let you know I'm on my way.

I'm not my mother. I don't want to know my kid's business!

[ravfem]

bEskg0Z-NAQ

[anotherbutch]

While I was babysitting... my grandson Cayden, who will be 2 in Dec kept knocking his sippy cup to the floor and saying.. get it maw maw.. after 3 times of this, I reached over and knocked the sippy cup to the floor and it rolled under the couch... He was shocked!!.. got in the floor , looked under the couch and said... my cuppy.... jumped up and shook his finger at me and said "NO NO... YOU'RE A BAD BOY MAW MAW".....lmao...

The best part is I got it all on video!!!!!!

[Kobi]

"I love the internet. It's like: going for short walk, getting distracted by a butterfly, and waking up in Hannibal Lecter's basement"

Michael Shanks

[Kenna]

Listening to my best friend tell several outrageously funny stories today, and both of us laughing so hard that they could hardly finish their story-telling. We cracked up so loud, while sitting in the truck, that I think bystanders were ready to call the cops on us for public intoxication!!

I needed that belly laugh!

[Kobi]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/1c/5e/af/1c5eaf8899357ef9a61ac2b70bbef927.jpg

[Kenna]

My roommate cracked me up....

I made oatmeal cranberry pecan cookies today... When I went to put them in a vacuum sealed container, he said "I don't know about that. Won't that suck the air out'a the cookies?"

:rofl: :rofl: :cookielove: :cookielove:

[Medusa]

This "children of the corn" moment with JD:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/medusagoddess/IMG_8822.jpg

[Medusa]

Christas pigs and baby dinosaurs!

[Clyde]

vixenagogo

[The JD]

This "children of the corn" moment with JD:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/medusagoddess/IMG_8822.jpg

Is that a child's shadow behind me??

[Medusa]

Is that a child's shadow behind me??


You are SO SO SO SO WRONG. WRONNNGGGGG.

You know creepy little kids belong as the same category as emus and holiday sweaters!

[Kenna]

My roommate telling his story about how a "bird brain" chicken got the best of him.

[Blade]

Mom to me...did you get her a cast iron pan
Me..no JT said he had it
Mom..did he forget it
Me...How would I know ask him

I'm sitting at the table eating pie

JT comes threw and out into the garage, back inside mouthing to me "I don't know what I did with it"...
Me cracking up...boy you are to young for that

He goes upstairs and looks around, back downstairs looking in the closet. Finally reaching above the cabinets above the fridge finding the hiding cast iron pan.

Me....I thought only Mom hid gifts from herself

[cinnamongrrl]

My daughter randomly called me yesterday and thanked me for giving her a vagina. She seems to think it helps her play the damsel in distress card...I get that. But it was the most random thing she's ever called me for lol

[easygoingfemme]

Okay so, the back story is that my daughter and I have had many late night laughs and hysterics watching videos like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSSixdR2tvE).

So for Christmas I gave her two mannequin heads in hopes that she and friends will go make idiots of themselves in public and videotape it.

My 4 year old nephew got entranced. Watched the video. Then proceeded to borrow a hoodie from me and wear the mannequin head and do dances all around the house.

Seriously doubled over tears pouring out laughing here.

Now my daughter keeps pranking me, sneaking up behind me in her octopus hoodie (http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/hv1tgw-l.jpg) that I got her for Christmas with the mannequin head stuffed in there and it's a riot.

[Gemme]

Okay so, the back story is that my daughter and I have had many late night laughs and hysterics watching videos like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSSixdR2tvE).

So for Christmas I gave her two mannequin heads in hopes that she and friends will go make idiots of themselves in public and videotape it.

My 4 year old nephew got entranced. Watched the video. Then proceeded to borrow a hoodie from me and wear the mannequin head and do dances all around the house.

Seriously doubled over tears pouring out laughing here.

Now my daughter keeps pranking me, sneaking up behind me in her octopus hoodie (http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/hv1tgw-l.jpg) that I got her for Christmas with the mannequin head stuffed in there and it's a riot.

Okay. I'm not sure how I feel about these videos and I didn't watch all of it but I have to admit, I cracked up when the head fell off.

And I like the octopus hoodie.

I think if there is an alien attack, it will be because of videos like this.

:blink:

[Blade]

Period..
Christmas Elf..what is a period?
Oh dear lort, LTB was dumb founded!
TW.... It's the little dot you put at the end of a sentence when you are writing.
Christmas Elf....oh I get it, I get it! I'm going to tell my friends at school what a period is.

This was on FaceTime, LTB was telling her extended family in TN that she is expecting. She was telling them when she had her last period. LOL

[Glenn]

Tom'sSociety-(World Tomboy)-YouTube
Asian Butch Femme comedy series

[Medusa]

Sometimes I intentionally fuck with song lyrics when other people are listening. Today it was listening to "Benny and the Jets" and I wailed the following to my team:

"She's got ELECTRIC BOOBS
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazeee-heeennnnn"

And then I put up my trigger fingers to my chest and made little "pew pew pewwwww" sounds like I was firing on them.

One woman on my team straight up snorted a stream of Diet Mountain Dew across the conference table and THAT was what cracked me up today.

DEW-GEYSER!

[*Anya*]

vnLqJLeTMVU

[Medusa]

I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and burst out laughing.

Picture this (Sicily, 1942!):

Crazy bedhead twisted up into a wildly-escaping bun that has been thoroughly oiled with argan oil
green sea kelp face mask that is drying and cracking all over my face
black detox mask under my chin
apron that is currently splattered with all manner of black bean soup makings, flour from the bread I just mixed up, and pumpkin from the smoothie I just made
pj pants have been changed to a colorful Nordic motif

I look a MESS but hey, it's a snow day and it's ALLLLLLLL good!

[Kobi]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e6/05/23/e6052369892e3670d3b2a4176e459736.jpg

[Blade]

While driving threw my small town today, I saw a cat in a Crepe Myrtle tree. Its was in the fork of the limbs and it's tail was hanging down and sort if swishing. Hanging on to the trunk of the tree was another cat grabbing and slapping at the swishing tail. On the porch was another cat laying there watching the other two cats play.

First I cracked up cuz I saw the one trying to get the others tail. Then I saw the 3rd cat and cracked up again thinking this must be their mom watching the kids and thinking like we do "I wish I had their energy"

[easygoingfemme]

I was working through some paperwork today with two women from Dubai. One was translating for the other but was pretty early on in her process of learning English. We all approached it with a fun and positive attitude. So we had some very creative discussions, including some impromptu interpretive dance, to have fun while trying to get the necessary information. We all had fun getting there together. This included a very colorful vocab lesson.

[easygoingfemme]

I can't even get into it all. I've laughed so much in the last 24 hours that my abs and face hurt. Let's just say my weekend on the mountain with my friends was epic.

[Wrang1er]

I know I am always posting about my nephews but they definitely crack me up. Jefferson, the 6 yr old, was dancing and started twerking. I laughed so hard I almost passed out!

[Canela]

Coded messages...(adorbs)

[A. Spectre]

I set myself on fire.

Yes, that warrants a crack me up. There is a ledge in front of the fireplace where I sit to put my boots on. THIS time, I had on my big jacket, leaned back and smelled something a little funny. Smoke wafted in my peripheral and oh boy! I ran outside and rolled in the snow!

All is well, and I feel totally stupid.

http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/images/quotes/hot-in-here-or-just-firepla.jpg

[easygoingfemme]

My raccoon eyes when I sneezed right after putting on mascara. #femmethings.

[Kätzchen]

I colored two pictures recently: one, that's an adorable depiction of a giraffe couple in love, and another picture depicting and angry Great White Shark with blood red teeth and jaws. I framed them both and the pictures hang on my bedroom wall... but the other night when Juan was here, he complimented my colored drawings. I told him that the shark was born out of our love making, *lol*. The look on his face cracked me up, that night, but whenever I look up at my colored drawings now, I crack up in giggles because of our private conversation about our "baby" and the priceless look on Juan's face after hearing my rationale on how we gave birth to an angry shark (lololol). :blush:

[A. Spectre]

A couple of months ago, I purchased 'Dump Trump' dog waste bags. I use them every day to clean up after my dogs. Last evening, I took one of the dogs on a walk at a park behind the house, she did her business and I went to clean it up when an elderly couple were walking towards us and noticed the waste bag. Their eyes were super big and they both started laughing hysterically. He said, "this has been one of the worst days of my life and thank you for this gift of laughter, albeit momentary."

We engaged in a brief but lovely conversation. They are both retired professors with 4 children, one of whom is a gay man they have loved and supported.

I will remember that moment where the three of us forgot, if only for a moment the gloom of the political events of yesterday.

Here are the bags. :)


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[cinnamongrrl]

Watching Trump in church made me laugh so hard I had to leave the room (I'm at work)

He so obviously didn't have a damn clue

[JDeere]

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[A. Spectre]

Female Legislators Unveil Male Ejaculation Bill Forbidding The Disposal Of Unused Semen


WASHINGTON, DC (By J. McConkey)—A group of leading female legislators have enacted a new bill that forbids American men from disposing of “unused” sperm, requiring them to bring any recreational semen to a nearby fertility clinic.

According to noted alternative facts specialist, Stephanie Yorke, sperm is intended for “procreation only” and not to be “wasted” on pleasure:

“Any sperm not being used for the purpose of procreation must be immediately donated to a sperm bank,” Yorke warned. “Failure to do so will lead to hefty fines and ultimately, incarceration, under the new ‘Level Playing Field Bill’.”

In response, leading male medical academics have raised concerns that refraining from masturbation would be hazardous to men’s testicular health, increasing their chances of prostate cancer.

Dr. David Ambrose hit out at the bill, claiming it put American men in the very difficult position of having to father and immediately surrender a child, everytime they ejaculate. He claims this will have very negative effects on men’s long-term mental health.

http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/female-legislators-unveil-male-ejaculation-bill/

http://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/628/935/014/semen10.gif

[Blade]

While watching texas flip n move, one of the Snow sisters said "the ice box" will go right there. Cracked me up because Ive never heard it called that except by my grandma and she's been gone over 30 years.

[easygoingfemme]

Passing notes back and forth with my daughter tonight, rather than speaking. Some notes were words, some were just silly drawings.

Also, getting my old lady cat high on catnip she was begging for. Then seeing her little brother roll around in the leftover catnip and then get in a wrestling match with the other sister cat. They went at it hard and little sister cat, who was not high on catnip, won an indisputable win.

[Jesse]

A few moments ago, I cleared all of the texts from my phone, plugged the charger in and set it down a couple of feet away from where I am sitting. About a minute later I hear a distinctly female voice say, "If you just said something, I did not hear what it was!" I was somewhat surprised, seeing as I live alone and the radio/tv are not on. Lol! Then I realised my phone was speaking to me. As it turns out, I had accidently hit Google speak as I was laying the phone down.

[Canela]

A meme on FB my crazy friend posted. It was hilarious. Something about the wife asking if he wanted chicken, lamb or fish for dinner and the husband says chicken. She says "You're eating soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat"!

I wasn't ready for that...lmbo!
( Yes, I'm about as crazy as he is. )

[Medusa]

Conversation with a co-worker:

Them: "Remember that diet pill back in the 90's that gave everyone the runs?"

Me: "Oh yeah! They would poop orange grease?"

Them: "YES! Can you believe people still took that even though it did that?"

Me: "Listen we've got a pile of greasy, orange shit in the White House as we speak so yeah, I can believe it."

Them: "But they PAID for that! That pile of shit BOUGHT his!"

[Kenna]

Conversation with a co-worker:

Them: "Remember that diet pill back in the 90's that gave everyone the runs?"

Me: "Oh yeah! They would poop orange grease?"

Them: "YES! Can you believe people still took that even though it did that?"

Me: "Listen we've got a pile of greasy, orange shit in the White House as we speak so yeah, I can believe it."

Them: "But they PAID for that! That pile of shit BOUGHT his!"

Please make that into a cartoon strip, with a blip of the pile of greasy, orange shit sitting behind his desk, and submit it to all the right places. I'm sure there will be at least one to print it!

[Medusa]

Watching JD on FaceTime and seeing a remnant of a ring around his wrist from one of the 30 pairs of rubber gloves he wears every day.

My face: :|

"Um, sweetie? Is that a piece of a rubber glove?"

JD: :blush:

[Kenna]

Listening to funny stories about an expensive truck wash that resulted in a dirty truck, and other funny stories of the Life and Travels of Blade. (I think he still needs to start a blog about "how does this shit happen")

And reading an article where Pink was quoted calling Trump "our so called leader"....LOVED THAT and love gutzy, strong willed Pink.

[Kenna]

My best friend telling me to go get my hair cut. (My wild curls after my shower must have scared them.)

[Orema]

Hearing that the BeyHive went after Carlos Santana and he had to "clarify" his comments.

Too funny.

:bow:

[Medusa]

Hearing that the BeyHive went after Carlos Santana and he had to "clarify" his comments.

Too funny.

:bow:



Right? The Beyhive is FIERCE! You don't come for Beyonce without starting a war!

[Orema]

Right? The Beyhive is FIERCE! You don't come for Beyonce without starting a war!

True that—they don't even mess around!

I love it.

:bow:

[Kenna]

My goofball friend and his story about almost lost keys and a story about turning left instead of right and how long he traveled before he realized his mistake. Then stories about how the restaurant-made ham sandwich "had that fake ham that didn't taste like nuthin', it tasted like a bread sandwich"...

He had an eventful day and I had to crack up when he called and asked "When I go over this road, do I get in the left or right lane? I don't remember which one runs out??!!" .... :phonegab: :phonegab: I could tell him if I knew which road he was on. :| Goofball

[Kenna]

My goofball friend telling his story about Cheez-It farts. Had me rolling in stitches when I said "oh shit" then he corrected me by saying "No! I told you farts!! Cheez-It Farts!!!!"

[Amulette]

https://proxy.topixcdn.com/ipicimg/8NNAL35SACJL9BGL-v1-fram640x414x640x414xxxx

[Jesse]

My shower has both a handheld and a fixed shower head. I have been showering lately with the fixed shower head because I needed to soak the other one which I finally got around to today.

So in anticipation of the arrival of my new shower filter I went in the bathroom to test the handheld which had been soaking in vinegar...completely forgetting that it was set for the fixed shower head. So I am bent over the tub holding the handheld, and proceed to turn on the cold water. As soon as I turn on the shower a rush of icy cold water
soaked me from my head to mid back, ahem... from the fixed head! Lmao!
I swear I laughed out loud! My neighbors likely think me insane by now. :rofl:

[TL1]

I play words with friends with my mom. Which she never wins so her frustration is amusing. I played a word for 90 points. She sends me a text. "What the hell is mikvoth?" (she very rarely cusses so it was funny)

[~ocean]

I heard this new expression this morning on the news they were referring to Carmilla Bowles that she was well navigated in her life style as opposed to being a puttana.lol

[gotoseagrl]

Realizing that my dad's dog barks like crazy every time he puts his jacket on. Separation anxiety much?

[Chad]

I was grocery shopping when a lady walked by me and said "freak" so I looked up at her and she said it again "Greek" she then picked up the Greek yogurt. Haha! That cracked me up.


:superfunny:

[Wrang1er]

Last night my sisters, nephew and I went out to the local watering hole. It's a small town place where I stick out like a sore thumb. However, it's laid back and I always have fun there. A band called Big Easy and the Gators were playing and they were giving out beads with a gator on them and I got some. Later in the evening I walk into the restroom and there's a woman who looks at me and says, "Oh you have beads." Then she proceeds to say that she has never had a lesbian experience and lifts her shirt and shows her breasts. It's a rare occasion when I don't know what to say but this was one. I just handed her my beads and went into a stall. I could hear her telling her friend she just had her first "lesbian experience". I wanted to clarify that flashing your breasts to a butch in the bathroom does not qualify as a "lesbian experience" but she was too drunk and plus I think it made her night.

This didn't necessarily crack me up but it did crack up my sisters. I couldn't find a WTF thread!

[Gemme]

Last night my sisters, nephew and I went out to the local watering hole. It's a small town place where I stick out like a sore thumb. However, it's laid back and I always have fun there. A band called Big Easy and the Gators were playing and they were giving out beads with a gator on them and I got some. Later in the evening I walk into the restroom and there's a woman who looks at me and says, "Oh you have beads." Then she proceeds to say that she has never had a lesbian experience and lifts her shirt and shows her breasts. It's a rare occasion when I don't know what to say but this was one. I just handed her by beads and went into a stall. I could hear her telling her friend she just had her first "lesbian experience". I wanted to clarify that flashing your breasts to a butch in the bathroom does not qualify as a "lesbian experience" but she was too drunk and plus I think it made her night.

This didn't necessarily crack me up but it did crack up my sisters. I couldn't find a WTF thread!

The zombie thread would qualify for that. Look for the thread with the :| face in the title. Also, remember to include a zombie face in your post if you do pop in.

That's an awesome story. You made her night, I bet.

[Wrang1er]

The zombie thread would qualify for that. Look for the thread with the :| face in the title. Also, remember to include a zombie face in your post if you do pop in.

That's an awesome story. You made her night, I bet.

It was definitely a :| experience! I am not very good at finding specific threads and stumbled onto this one.

[Gemme]

It was definitely a :| experience! I am not very good at finding specific threads and stumbled onto this one.

I'll bump it for you in a few, okay?

[Wrang1er]

I'll bump it for you in a few, okay?

You are too kind!

[A. Spectre]

The greatest restaurant review of all time, as well as cheeky and hell funny!


Le Cinq, Paris: restaurant review

It was supposed to be a joyous trip to one of France’s famous gastro palaces – what could possibly go wrong?

The dining room, deep in the hotel, is a broad space of high ceilings and coving, with thick carpets to muffle the screams. It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you. There’s a little gilt here and there, to remind us that this is a room designed for people for whom guilt is unfamiliar. It shouts money much as football fans shout at the ref. There’s a stool for the lady’s handbag. Well, of course there is.

Other things are the stuff of therapy. The canapé we are instructed to eat first is a transparent ball on a spoon. It looks like a Barbie-sized silicone breast implant, and is a “spherification”, a gel globe using a technique perfected by Ferran Adrià at El Bulli about 20 years ago. This one pops in our mouth to release stale air with a tinge of ginger. My companion winces. “It’s like eating a condom that’s been left lying about in a dusty greengrocer’s,” she says.

We hit it again in an amuse-bouche which doesn’t: a halved and refilled passionfruit, the vicious passionfruit supplemented by a watercress purée that tastes only of the plant’s most bitter tones. My lips purse, like a cat’s arse that’s brushed against nettles.

The cheapest of the starters is gratinated onions “in the Parisian style”. We’re told it has the flavour of French onion soup. It makes us yearn for a bowl of French onion soup. It is mostly black, like nightmares, and sticky, like the floor at a teenager’s party.

http://www.clipartkid.com/images/686/rofl-laughing-smiley-emoticons-photo-rofl-smiley-rofl-zps0f1f7c96-gif-iLRWE7-clipart.gif~c200

http://www.paris-restaurants.net/pictures/le-cinq.jpg

[Wrang1er]

We were all having dinner and some how the conversation turned to dating. My 72 year old mother said she had no interest unless it was Steve Harvey. She said he could put his shoes under her bed anytime. My ten year old nephew said ewww never say that again!

[Medusa]

A philosophical discussion at work in which someone posited that folks who can't see wouldn't know when to stop wiping.

Thus ensued much conversation (that I will spare all of you from) about how one might know when to stop wiping if you couldn't see.

Folks are creative. I'll say that. :jester:

[easygoingfemme]

We were all having dinner and some how the conversation turned to dating. My 72 year old mother said she had no interest unless it was Steve Harvey. She said he could put his shoes under her bed anytime. My ten year old nephew said ewww never say that again!

I have very fond memories of my Grandmother saying the same thing about an Elvis impersonator who came to her nursing home ... good times!

[Wrang1er]

I have very fond memories of my Grandmother saying the same thing about an Elvis impersonator who came to her nursing home ... good times!

Lol... That's funny. My mom loves Steve. I introduced her by watching Family Feud and Little Big Shots. The other day she told my sister and I that if she had Steve Harvey we could find them in the last room on the left. Which is her bedroom. I don't know if Steve could handle her.