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Old 09-27-2010, 01:42 PM   #101
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i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...
I just heard a joke that fits here...
They've come up with a new wine for seniors. It's called Peenomore. Lmao.
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:03 PM   #102
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uh, precisely how can you be reminded of that particular flavor?

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i cant help it mija...
they remind me of semen!
just cant do it... a helluva finish if you ask me...
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uh, precisely how can you be reminded of that particular flavor?
I'm pretty sure many of us here have tasted that flavor at one point or another, willingly or not. I'm one of them. It's not a particularly easy flavor to forget, although...unlike rlin...I don't correlate it with pinot noir.
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I do not wish to partake of them before I die.
And I won't eat Green Eggs and Spam either...............YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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~ Get in the Guadalupe River on an inner tube



Oh wait a minute............the get in the Guadalupe River on an inner tube is wayyyyyyyyyy too much fun now . You just can't be eliminating that one. Gotta come up with sumfin better than that now. Heh heh.........
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It's safe to say that I can add these onto my list as well.
Oh NOT YOU TOO.............the Guadalupe River Tubing is ohhh soo much fun with friends................you can't eliminate this UNLESS YOU TRY IT FIRST .
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Now yer talkin..........those are some perdy good ones Diva. LOL heh heh.
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Oh NOT YOU TOO.............the Guadalupe River Tubing is ohhh soo much fun with friends................you can't eliminate this UNLESS YOU TRY IT FIRST .
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Now, I have been tubing on a river as a child, so I think I'm set there. With the contamination we do to our lakes and rivers, I don't want to go tubing anywhere at this point.
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I'll take the liver and eat it for ya, ifn you'll take my brussle sprouts, green eggs and spam? NO? LOL
I love liver, but I'm not supposed to eat it, too much cholesterol.
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Now, I have been tubing on a river as a child, so I think I'm set there. With the contamination we do to our lakes and rivers, I don't want to go tubing anywhere at this point.
OKay, OKay, you get brownie points for having done it atleast ONCE even as a child.
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