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Old 11-19-2011, 11:29 AM   #1
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touche! although i don't eat that stuff. have i mentioned that "clotted cream", while delicious, sounds like a symptom of something bad in yer girly bits?
O.M.G! that made me belly laugh out loud. The Wuppert jumped off my lap in surprise.

Clotted cream is divine - if a trifle rich and highly calorific - and should be taken with tea and scones - that's scone as in gone not as in own.
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speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh
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speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh
With barbecue sauce, noodles and cheese? For real?
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yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?





i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.
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yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?





Sweet Jeepers!

I can't believe I still see these in the supermarket.

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hahahahaaa gross! this product is trying to nudge into the holiday grody food fanfare


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hahahahaaa gross! this product is trying to nudge into the holiday grody food fanfare


Noooooooo...sick and wrong I tell ya, sick and bloody wrong!


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I WILL NEVER read this thread again while eating lunch!!!!!
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yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?





i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.
Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin?
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Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin?

gurrrllll....it has to be a big ass can
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yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?





i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.
Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


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Oh joy my sis strikes again and I get the fun stuff ..... she made some brownies yesterday,so I gets one and of course somfin crunchy is happening.....


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speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh
or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"
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or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"
Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.


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what the hell is that?
Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?
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Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.



Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?


LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*
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LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*
Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.



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Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.



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