Horrible Holiday Dishes!!!!

11-19-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

touche! although i don't eat that stuff. have i mentioned that "clotted cream", while delicious, sounds like a symptom of something bad in yer girly bits?

O.M.G! that made me belly laugh out loud. The Wuppert jumped off my lap in surprise.

Clotted cream is divine - if a trifle rich and highly calorific - and should be taken with tea and scones - that's scone as in gone not as in own.

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 11:43 AM

speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

11-19-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

With barbecue sauce, noodles and cheese? For real?

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 11:47 AM

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

11-19-2011, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

Sweet Jeepers!

I can't believe I still see these in the supermarket.

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 11:55 AM

hahahahaaa gross! this product is trying to nudge into the holiday grody food fanfare

11-19-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

hahahahaaa gross! this product is trying to nudge into the holiday grody food fanfare

Noooooooo...sick and wrong I tell ya, sick and bloody wrong!

Inked_Trinity · 11-19-2011, 11:56 AM

I WILL NEVER read this thread again while eating lunch!!!!!

1QuirkyKiwi · 11-19-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin?

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi

Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin?

gurrrllll....it has to be a big ass can

always2late · 11-19-2011, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.

and what the hell is this?

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

persiphone · 11-20-2011, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by always2late

Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

say it isn't so!

luv2luvgirls · 11-20-2011, 08:12 AM

Oh joy my sis strikes again and I get the fun stuff ..... she made some brownies yesterday,so I gets one and of course somfin crunchy is happening.....

an egg shell

ArkansasPiscesGrrl · 11-19-2011, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

11-19-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasPiscesGrrl

or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.

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Originally Posted by persiphone

what the hell is that?

Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.

Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?

LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*

11-19-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by persiphone

LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*

Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.

What the.......

persiphone · 11-19-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.

What the.......

alls i got is this:

which leads me to THIS:

cuz nothing says love during the holidays like a dick donut.

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