Come again?

*Anya* · 12-14-2011, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smouldering

In my more innocent days... i did have someone say to me..
"As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit"

and it took me FOREVER to get what they meant.. *blushes*

Love, love this one!

*Anya* · 12-14-2011, 01:23 PM

My iPhone not letting me open it but how about this 1931 classic by Harry Roy and the Bat Club Boys, entitled:

"My Girl's Pussy"

Subtle, huh?

HarryRoyHisBatClubBoys-MyGirlsPussy1931_64kb.m3u 64Kbps M3U Stream

Lyrics:

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.

It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.

But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.

So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.

I bring titbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.

I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~

It is actually one of my favorite "tunes" to hum...

Hollylane · 12-14-2011, 02:02 PM

Ever since the new electronic meters, the call center has been slowly invaded by meter readers posing as customer service agents. Things worked differently out in the field, and there have been quite a few things said in the call center that would never have been heard previously.

Things like...

"I'm the new team safety guy, do you need me to spend some time under your desk?"

I am a little irritated by it, but sometimes they are so dumb it is amusing. I never let them see me laugh though, I just give them the look of death.

Lately, I have become well known for that look.

12-14-2011, 01:23 PM	#2
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,445 Times in 7,285 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	My iPhone not letting me open it but how about this 1931 classic by Harry Roy and the Bat Club Boys, entitled: "My Girl's Pussy" Subtle, huh? HarryRoyHisBatClubBoys-MyGirlsPussy1931_64kb.m3u 64Kbps M3U Stream Lyrics: There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set. I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy. Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs. But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy. Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn. No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm. It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean. But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy. There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet. I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy. Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs. But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy. So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn. No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm. I bring titbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves. I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is actually one of my favorite "tunes" to hum... __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-14-2011, 02:02 PM	#3
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Ever since the new electronic meters, the call center has been slowly invaded by meter readers posing as customer service agents. Things worked differently out in the field, and there have been quite a few things said in the call center that would never have been heard previously. Things like... "I'm the new team safety guy, do you need me to spend some time under your desk?" I am a little irritated by it, but sometimes they are so dumb it is amusing. I never let them see me laugh though, I just give them the look of death. Lately, I have become well known for that look.