Singles

[MaggieBluIze]

oh for sure! Does "traps" include whips, chains, floggers, too???? utoh...lmao I am in twouble now!!!!

Now that's getting into a whole different area of conversation!!!
*taking note of what would draw in a certain Clay to the trap* ;)

[clay]

For me, I enjoy carrying her packages, and can spend hours shopping with her..so long as I can sit down someplace! Bad leg due to motorcycle wreck in 2006! Am lucky to even walk again!
To place my hand at small of her back...ahhh such joy...such an intimate act...holding her hand....looking into her eyes...silent communication that is ours alone to understand.....walking and just being....sitting on a blanket at sunset on the beach...feeding her ceese and bread bites...grapes...wine...and strawberries....her head in my lap...as I stroke the tendrils of hair behind her ear..and read to her in my alto voice...poetry and mild erotica..subtle yet subliminal...the feel of her next to my thigh...and her warmth...her sensuality..so sweet...I pick up a ringing phone to hear her say "hey you" and I melt..right then and there....those butterflies in the pit of my tummy at sight of her....the soft patter of her feet on the carpet....flowers "just because"...an scribbled I love you's on her mirror in the BR in her lipstick...going home after a date..with her scent still lingering softly on my shirt collar...the excitement of that first kiss....her soft feminine lips...sweet taste of her decadent mouth...as she wraps her hands in my hair as I lean down into her to kiss her...my heart pounding so loudly I think she can hear it...lips to lips...scorching our souls..and searing our hearts.....she is like "coming home" only to no home I have ever known....as I once heard in a movie...she just reached into my heart and put a string of lights around it....I love the way she lights me all up inside....knowing this will be forever...and we are one now....yes...I want this...I am ready for YOU! Are you ready to "come home"? I see you...here...right now...let's start out with "hello...I am pleased to meet you! as I kiss your hand....

[MaggieBluIze]

I would love to come! But.... there must be Tequila first! I have two left feet until I get 2 shots of Patron in me! After that I'm good to go :breakdance:

*already noted* Don't think I have forgotten what needs to be in your trap Ink! LOL
Anything else? ;)

[MaggieBluIze]

For me, I enjoy carrying her packages, and can spend hours shopping with her..so long as I can sit down someplace! Bad leg due to motorcycle wreck in 2006! Am lucky to even walk again!
To place my hand at small of her back...ahhh such joy...such an intimate act...holding her hand....looking into her eyes...silent communication that is ours alone to understand.....walking and just being....sitting on a blanket at sunset on the beach...feeding her ceese and bread bites...grapes...wine...and strawberries....her head in my lap...as I stroke the tendrils of hair behind her ear..and read to her in my alto voice...poetry and mild erotica..subtle yet subliminal...the feel of her next to my thigh...and her warmth...her sensuality..so sweet...I pick up a ringing phone to hear her say "hey you" and I melt..right then and there....those butterflies in the pit of my tummy at sight of her....the soft patter of her feet on the carpet....flowers "just because"...an scribbled I love you's on her mirror in the BR in her lipstick...going home after a date..with her scent still lingering softly on my shirt collar...the excitement of that first kiss....her soft feminine lips...sweet taste of her decadent mouth...as she wraps her hands in my hair as I lean down into her to kiss her...my heart pounding so loudly I think she can hear it...lips to lips...scorching our souls..and searing our hearts.....she is like "coming home" only to no home I have ever known....as I once heard in a movie...she just reached into my heart and put a string of lights around it....I love the way she lights me all up inside....knowing this will be forever...and we are one now....yes...I want this...I am ready for YOU! Are you ready to "come home"? I see you...here...right now...let's start out with "hello...I am pleased to meet you! as I kiss your hand....

:heartbeat: *swoon*

[clay]

:heartbeat: *swoon*
Thanks, Ms. Maggie!

[clay]

Saturday afternoon...and no one around to get into trouble with....darn!!!!! <smiles>:|

[MaggieBluIze]

*looks at self*
Ummmm ... I'm here, aren't I???
Right? :|
Did I hit some form of invisible mode w/o realizing?
*blows kiss* Just teasin'. :)

[clay]

*looks at self*
Ummmm ... I'm here, aren't I???
Right? :|
Did I hit some form of invisible mode w/o realizing?
*blows kiss* Just teasin'. :)
Yes YOU are here....not close enough though! Come on a little closer! There...that's good! Aww now I have a red lips outline on my cheek...<blushes> sawwweeetttttt..tanks honey!

[Inked_Trinity]

Yes YOU are here....not close enough though! Come on a little closer! There...that's good! Aww now I have a red lips outline on my cheek...<blushes> sawwweeetttttt..tanks honey!

Damn I hate when work interferes with good entertainment! But I'm back now....

[MaggieBluIze]

:kissy:
Anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggle*

[MaggieBluIze]

Damn I hate when work interferes with good entertainment! But I'm back now....

:kissy:

Now you have one too!!!
Welcome back!!! :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey all, I'm on my last break. Don't know if anyone's around. Thanks Maggie for friend request. Did I see a trap set out. Lmao. Good try Ladies. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Damn I hate when work interferes with good entertainment! But I'm back now....

I agree!!!! Not fair. Crap!! But I'll be back. :)

[Inked_Trinity]

:kissy:

Now you have one too!!!
Welcome back!!! :)

Awww thank you! :tease:

[MaggieBluIze]

Hey all, I'm on my last break. Don't know if anyone's around. Thanks Maggie for friend request. Did I see a trap set out. Lmao. Good try Ladies. :)

*looks over at Elusive* Hmmmmmmmm
No things to temp you into a trap? You sure about that?
Some ladies may see that as a challenge!!! LOL ;)

[MaggieBluIze]

I agree!!!! Not fair. Crap!! But I'll be back. :)

LOL
:kissy:

Awww thank you! :tease:

Anytime!!! ;)
LMAO What a fun way to spend a Saturday!!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

God!!! I hate missing the fun and the smooches and the what!!?? Flogger? Crap, I'm out of here. Where the heck is Clay? Someone needs a slap. Lmao. Ok back to office. See you all later.

[clay]

God!!! I hate missing the fun and the smooches and the what!!?? Flogger? Crap, I'm out of here. Where the heck is Clay? Someone needs a slap. Lmao. Ok back to office. See you all later.
:blink::|...I am here buddy! I am talking to the pretty ladies and handsome butches...and yes someone does need a slap...on da azz.

[Inked_Trinity]

Bloody hell it's hot here today!!! This day needs to end ... I'm ready for an ice cold Corona!

[clay]

I agree!!!! Not fair. Crap!! But I'll be back. :)HB handsome......

[ScandalAndy]

Holy cow, I missed EVERYTHING!!!

[clay]

Holy cow, I missed EVERYTHING!!!Mmmmmmm it was awesome, too!!!!! Mmmmmm..nice lips gal! Mmmmm
See ya ought to keep yer azz pasted here Andy!

[Inked_Trinity]

My work day is coming to an end, cold Corona awaits me at home. I'll be around tonight to play!!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok I'm home. :)

[clay]

Ok I'm home. :)

Inky & Handsome:
Glad you both are home now. Have a cold brewski! I will be on later tonight!!! Maggs is going out dancing the night away and I think Andy is serving shots someplace...she had a load of stuff on her sofa...lol.....I am at home...alone...batching it. May go to Sonic with my dachshund , Heidi and have a burger, fries, and shake! Yumm..good for the arteries!
Later peeps....enjoy the evening!! Claymeister

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok, wanted to say have fun to those going out. I'm just going to hang. :)

[Inked_Trinity]

Ok, wanted to say have fun to those going out. I'm just going to hang. :)

I'm hangin with you Elusive!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Cool. You drink your beer and I'll have my coffee first then a drink.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I hope some Femmes stop by. :)

[Inked_Trinity]

I hope some Femmes stop by. :)

They damn well better stop by! I have a few beers to drink..... and lots of music to burn.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well that's strange because I'm having a drink and putting music on my pc. Great minds think alike. Cool. I don't know a lot of Femmes here. I'm on the other site and have been on that site for 7 years. New here. So let's see what happens. Oh and I don't step on friends toes.

[QueenofSmirks]

I'm staying in until the sun goes down LOL It's 113 degrees right now, and I'm hoping for <110 by the time I leave the house tonight at 8:30pm.

Tomorrow - hopefully going to play poker.

Monday - definitely going to play poker! :)

[Inked_Trinity]

I'm staying in until the sun goes down LOL It's 113 degrees right now, and I'm hoping for <110 by the time I leave the house tonight at 8:30pm.

Tomorrow - hopefully going to play poker.

Monday - definitely going to play poker! :)




UGH!!!!! I don't need to hear temps like that... I'll be in Tucson next month for a week.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Queen, wow!!! Holy crap!! That's hot. I work outside but damn I don't know if I could work out in that.

[InsatiableHeart]

Oh goodness that's hot! We had a high of 78 today I think. It was a beautiful day here and an even prettier night.

[QueenofSmirks]

UGH!!!!! I don't need to hear temps like that... I'll be in Tucson next month for a week.


Yes, well, get yourself prepared... it's Summer in Arizona.... these are typical temps for this time of year :)

[QueenofSmirks]

Hi Queen, wow!!! Holy crap!! That's hot. I work outside but damn I don't know if I could work out in that.


Yep, I had my windshield replaced this morning, and they finished at 11am when it was already over 100, they had 3 more appointments to go... I can't even imagine! ughhhhh

[Mr Nice Guy]

Yup. Oh and my uniform is polyester. It sucks!!!:)

[Inked_Trinity]

Yes, well, get yourself prepared... it's Summer in Arizona.... these are typical temps for this time of year :)



I know that all too well, I grew up in Arizona.

[Mr Nice Guy]

God!! I would defiantly be a piece of melted chocolate. No ac in my work truck. Sheesh!!

[clay]

Oh goodness that's hot! We had a high of 78 today I think. It was a beautiful day here and an even prettier night.(((((((((((((((((((((((((INSATIABLE))))))))) ))))) Someone owes me some mail, doesn't she? How are you honey??? Good to see you tonight!!!! Clay

[Inked_Trinity]

God!! I would defiantly be a piece of melted chocolate. No ac in my work truck. Sheesh!!

I worked for a major airline in Tucson, out on the ramp, we had a day that hit 115. We would wet ourselves down with water just before the planes came in. Within 5 minutes after starting to unload it.... we were dry and sweating!

[clay]

God!! I would defiantly be a piece of melted chocolate. No ac in my work truck. Sheesh!!
bwwwwaaaahhahhahahahahhahahha...melted Elusive!

[clay]

Lookin' for some hot stufff baby, tonight.....~~~~~singing to self~~~~~~where is all the lovely femmes tonight...I want to get into trouble...so badly!!!! :sushi: anyone??? yummmm

[Mr Nice Guy]

I agree!!! Come on Femmes, help us out. We're cute!! Lol

[clay]

lemme throw this here string of firecrackers in heah...lemme see if THIS gets anyone's attention!
Oh wait...I KNOW!! .....yeah...thought YOU would notice that one...lmao

[InsatiableHeart]

(((((((((((((((((((((((((INSATIABLE)))))))))))))) Someone owes me some mail, doesn't she? How are you honey??? Good to see you tonight!!!! Clay



Good evening Clay I am doing great thank you and you have had mail silly.

Have a good night everyone. I will be in and out on occasion. I am sitting on the deck enjoying the beautiful evening and the peace.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Clay, let's put our loincloths. That might work. :)

[clay]

Hey Clay, let's put our loincloths. That might work. :)
Ohhhh NOW you tell me to get dressed...perhaps that is why they all left!!! lmao

[Inked_Trinity]

No loin cloth here! Oh Hell no!

[clay]

Good evening Clay I am doing great thank you and you have had mail silly.

Have a good night everyone. I will be in and out on occasion. I am sitting on the deck enjoying the beautiful evening and the peace.
Enjoy that deck, gal! I was out earlier..watching the gorgeous sunset!!! Catch ya later! Clay

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ya think? Lmao

[clay]

No, we have one of those sumo wrestler wraps for YOU big guy!!! lmaoNo loin cloth here! Oh Hell no!

[InsatiableHeart]

Oh goodness...... you three obviously cannot be left alone for too long

[clay]

You know, I have to ask myself....EVERY night...the femmes are all out doing fun things..while we are here...playing amongst ourselves. Does anyone find this strange besides me????

[Inked_Trinity]

Good evening Clay I am doing great thank you and you have had mail silly.

Have a good night everyone. I will be in and out on occasion. I am sitting on the deck enjoying the beautiful evening and the peace.

Oh I see how it is... Clay gets mail but I don't ......Hmmmmmm

[clay]

Oh goodness...... you three obviously cannot be left alone for too long
Ya think? What was your FIRST clue??? lol

[clay]

Oh I see how it is... Clay gets mail but I don't ......HmmmmmmINKY...you had all sorts of kisses today with Maggie....what is up with you..shadowing me...STOP!!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

I know I can't be left alone. Lol. Hey Clay, we are the 3 Amigos. Lmao

[Inked_Trinity]

Oh goodness...... you three obviously cannot be left alone for too long

Hey now... we are perfectly sweet, innocent and naive!

[clay]

I know I can't be left alone. Lol. Hey Clay, we are the 3 Amigos. Lmao
Yea...BUT one amigo is interfering with my flirting here...lmao

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey I want mail if they get mail. I mean I am a Letter Carrier. :)

[Inked_Trinity]

INKY...you had all sorts of kisses today with Maggie....what is up with you..shadowing me...STOP!!!!


OPPPSSS Sorry bud!

[clay]

Hey I want mail if they get mail. I mean I am a Letter Carrier. :)Stoppppp already!!! I found her first!
draws square in sand with toe...looks up with baby blues...will you stay in here and play wif me pwease I.H.? Pwetty pwease. I am wittle and can't be left alone wif those bullies!....<wink>

[Inked_Trinity]

Stoppppp already!!! I found her first!

Damn Clay .... You claim them all first! Next one that comes here, I'm gonna lick her.... that means she's mine! LMAOOOOOO

[Mr Nice Guy]

Sheesh!! Ok ok. <--- takes a step back.
Ok Femmes( other Femmes) I'm here!! Come get me. Lol
Happy Clay? :)

[clay]

Damn Clay .... You claim them all first! Next one that comes here, I'm gonna lick her.... that means she's mine! LMAOOOOOOLMAO....she may slap yer azz for licking her....lmao

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ya well mine is going to give me A massage. Boy am I dreaming.

[clay]

Sheesh!! Ok ok. <--- takes a step back.
Ok Femmes( other Femmes) I'm here!! Come get me. Lol
Happy Clay? :)
Naw...it's all good Buddy...we ARE buds, ya know? Remember my friend I told you about here...the Filipina one? She got bad news back today..she is ALL upset..she is in church right now..she told her kids tonight..I am waiting to hear the report from her...it is NOT looking good...so am just having some diversion here

[Inked_Trinity]

I think we scared her away

[Mr Nice Guy]

You two scared her. I was sitting here sweetly. Lmao

[lillith]

What on earth are you guys doing? *sits down and watches*

[clay]

What on earth are you guys doing? *sits down and watches*ut oh...LOOK OUT LIllith....Inked will LICK you...run girl runnnn

[Mr Nice Guy]

Us!!?? .... Nothing. :)

[Inked_Trinity]

What on earth are you guys doing? *sits down and watches*

Umm absolutely nothing...... Clay , ya got my back?

[lillith]

lol...uh huh...looks like a whole lot of nothing. ;)

[clay]

You two scared her. I was sitting here sweetly. Lmao
Who got scared away? Insatiable? Didn't you two read her post? She is going to be in and out...she is sitting on her deck...watching the sunset and having some PEACE & QUIET!

[Mr Nice Guy]

It's Clays fault. :)

[Inked_Trinity]

lol...uh huh...looks like a whole lot of nothing. ;)

Actually at the moment..... I'm holding an ice cold beer on my aching elbow

[clay]

Umm absolutely nothing...... Clay , ya got my back?Sure do buddy!

[lillith]

Inked, man, you need to let that sucker heal. smh

[Mr Nice Guy]

No shes not. She's peeking in and reading everything. I'll just bet. Lol

[lillith]

It's Clays fault. :)

When is it not? lol

[clay]

It's Clays fault. :)I will take all the blame...I am butch emough to hold my own!!! lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ya Clays a troublemaker and I'm the innocent one. :vigil:

[lillith]

Well, EB, i am not sure how much i believe the latter part of that...lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

No really I swear. Lmao :)

[Inked_Trinity]

Ya Clays a troublemaker and I'm the innocent one. :vigil:

And I'm the virgin of the group :)

[Inked_Trinity]

Inked, man, you need to let that sucker heal. smh

Damn ... I took 2 weeks off completely out of the gym.

[lillith]

*pours some tea* uh huh EB...sure tell us anything ;)

[clay]

When is it not? lol
As I said I will take FULL responsibility...anytime...I will belly up to the blame bar...lol

[Electrocell]

***ACME airmails traps to Maggs***

I'm baiting mine with steak and power tools. The big one's baited with, well, clearly that's for a private thread, lol!

Yeah food and tools lol and the other also :thumbsup:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok, well I have long hair with curls. How's that?

[lillith]

uh? like shirley temple?

[Mr Nice Guy]

And I'm the virgin of the group :)

Oh my god! I just spit out my drink. Lmao.

[Mr Nice Guy]

uh? like shirley temple?

Now I'm laughing so hard my side hurts.
Actually I have painted nail. Lol

[clay]

I am responsible for myself only! I am neither innocent, naive', nor a "birgin" BUT I am damned good!!! <wink> lol

[lillith]

*grabs EB's hand and looks at my own* Damn! They look better than mine!

[clay]

Yeah food and tools lol and the other also :thumbsup:
No you did NOT go THERE....wutwo....open a whole new :canoworms: why don't ya...lmao

[Mr Nice Guy]

Watch out you two. I heard the word trap. Lol

[clay]

Now I'm laughing so hard my side hurts.
Actually I have painted nail. Lolgrabbin' my wading boots...the chit is getting deep in heah...lmao

[Mr Nice Guy]

*grabs EB's hand and looks at my own* Damn! They look better than mine!

You like? I got one of those pedi medi things or pani mani or oh heck. Lol

[InsatiableHeart]

*laughing* No I do not scare easily and no I did not run away. Clay and Ink you both have had mail today and I am sure not just from me lol. Elusive I have to get mail to send mail lol.

[Inked_Trinity]

Let me go out on a limb here... Lillith..... what would you suggest to help my elbow heal a little faster? <EG>

[clay]

Watch out you two. I heard the word trap. LolUntrappable here!!! lmao

[lillith]

You like? I got one of those pedi medi things or pani mani or oh heck. Lol

lol...close enough...mani/pedi. And they are just gorgeous!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Huh?? You want mail from me? Is that real mail or pm?

[lillith]

Let me go out on a limb here... Lillith..... what would you suggest to help my elbow heal a little faster? <EG>

*EL to wit your EG* ;) hmmmm....maybe some R.O.M.? *looking innocent*

[Mr Nice Guy]

*EL to wit your EG* ;) hmmmm....maybe some R.O.M.? *looking innocent*

Ok this confused me. Lol

[Inked_Trinity]

*EL to wit your EG* ;) hmmmm....maybe some R.O.M.? *looking innocent*

You looking innocent is like me trying to claim I'm a virgin!

[Mr Nice Guy]

lol...close enough...mani/pedi. And they are just gorgeous!

Ok so I guess I'm still single with curly long blonde hair and nice nails. See this is what happens when you date Femmes. You get to learn the Femme lingo. Lol

[clay]

You looking innocent is like me trying to claim I'm a virgin!PERK did I hear there is a Virgin in here??? PERK

[lillith]

Ok this confused me. Lol

lol...why?

You looking innocent is like me trying to claim I'm a virgin!

Hey! Hey! I can pull off innocent....kinda...

[Mr Nice Guy]

One virgin and two butch whores. Lmao

[clay]

One virgin and two butch whores. Lmao
Who's a Butch Hoe? Not MOI! I am a virgin..all over...lol

[Inked_Trinity]

One virgin and two butch whores. Lmao

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ok now I spewed beer everywhere!

[Mr Nice Guy]

I think itwas the EL to the EG with the ROM thrown in for fun. What does it mean?

[lillith]

One virgin and two butch whores. Lmao

See now, I am confused! :seeingstars:

[Electrocell]

And I'm the virgin of the group :)

LMAO yeah right.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Clay, I don't think so. I'm the virgin!! Sheesh

[Inked_Trinity]

See now, I am confused! :seeingstars:

<<<<< Is the virgin :praying:

[lillith]

I think itwas the EL to the EG with the ROM thrown in for fun. What does it mean?

ohhh...lol

EL=evil laugh

EG=evil grin

ROM= range of motion

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok I'm a saint then.

[lillith]

<<<<nothing remotely related to the Bible, except maybe for an amazing sinner...but pfft, who cares about that? lol

[clay]

Clay, I don't think so. I'm the virgin!! Sheeshlmao....yea right!! and I 'm the Pope!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Whoop whoop!! Pope is in the house. Raise the roof.

[Inked_Trinity]

Whoop whoop!! Pope is in the house. Raise the roof.

:vigil: I'm lighting a candle for ya Clay!

[InsatiableHeart]

ok for the record I am not kissing anyone's ring lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Neither am I. Yuck!!

[lillith]

Nor I! Nope cant make me do it!

[clay]

ok for the record I am not kissing anyone's ring lolno no ring kissing here babe..I got nice, full, sweet lips for you to kiss...<wink>

[InsatiableHeart]

ok I am off to do some dreaded school work. You all distract me too much and keep me laughing. I have gotten nothing accomplished in the past hour.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Be right back. Have to walk my dog. Oh and if the ring is on a pretty hand you can bet your sweet ass I'd kiss it. :)

[clay]

:vigil: I'm lighting a candle for ya Clay!
Go ahead buddy,....light my candle..SHE has lit my fire...so let's burn both ways here...lmao

[Mr Nice Guy]

See Clay, I told you she was watching. :)

[clay]

ok I am off to do some dreaded school work. You all distract me too much and keep me laughing. I have gotten nothing accomplished in the past hour.

c'mere we will all 3 help you with the school work...we are edumacated...and we all 3 gradiated thrid grade..and we is huked oh phenix two

[clay]

See Clay, I told you she was watching. :)well it's my irresistable southern charm and school boyish good looks...she wikes me a wittle bit..I think...<blush>

[clay]

Be right back. Have to walk my dog. Oh and if the ring is on a pretty hand you can bet your sweet ass I'd kiss it. :)
I guess walking your dog is better than walking your honey...lmao...I quack me up sometimes...

[clay]

where did Inky & Lillith get to...I think hy licked her while she was doing some EL to the EG and putting on the ROM...is that akin to REM or the Ritz? I put on the Ritz? Mark Spitz? Hitz...lmao

[lillith]

where did Inky & Lillith get to...I think hy licked her while she was doing some EL to the EG and putting on the ROM...is that akin to REM or the Ritz? I put on the Ritz? Mark Spitz? Hitz...lmao

What does any of that mean?

[Zimmeh]

What is going on in here? I am asking that no Bible jokes be spoken.

I am officially kicking my own butt out of this thread.

Zimmy

[Inked_Trinity]

where did Inky & Lillith get to...I think hy licked her while she was doing some EL to the EG and putting on the ROM...is that akin to REM or the Ritz? I put on the Ritz? Mark Spitz? Hitz...lmao

Well Clay.... I'm busy licking her, she's enjoying it, I'll get back to you in a bit !

[lillith]

Oh ffs! lol... having a freddy krueger moment wondering if the tongue is going to come through the phone...lmao!

[Mr Nice Guy]

This is like porn. Whoop whoop!!:)

[clay]

Well Clay.... I'm busy licking her, she's enjoying it, I'll get back to you in a bit !
allrighty then...see I did NOT claim her first...lol...carry on...or LICK away!!!!!! whoohooo

[InsatiableHeart]

wow all of this licking and loin clothes and ring kissing is just a bit much lol

[clay]

am guilty of NONE of that stuff....am innocent I tell you...plain innocentwow all of this licking and loin clothes and ring kissing is just a bit much lol

[lillith]

This is like porn. Whoop whoop!!:)

lol...what kinda porn are you watching?

[clay]

What is going on in here? I am asking that no Bible jokes be spoken.

I am officially kicking my own butt out of this thread.

Zimmy

Zimmy...wait...I didn't see any Bible jokes....sheeesshhhh...what is she talking about????

[InsatiableHeart]

am guilty of NONE of that stuff....am innocent I tell you...plain innocent


innocent?? you?? I think I have seen enough this evening to know better lol

[Inked_Trinity]

Oh ffs! lol... having a freddy krueger moment wondering if the tongue is going to come through the phone...lmao!

OH hell you are liking it! Quit complaining!

[lillith]

innocent?? you?? I think I have seen enough this evening to know better lol

^5 sister-friend!

[lillith]

OH hell you are liking it! Quit complaining!

OMG! that one almost hurt me. Lmao!

[clay]

innocent?? you?? I think I have seen enough this evening to know better lol
guess the anonymity of a screen makes one braver, eh? I am actually very modest in real life.....but I DO have a keen sense of humor. I have had to ..to bear all I have last 6 years!

[Mr Nice Guy]

This is cracking me up. Too funny.

[Zimmeh]

Go read about the middle of the previous page. Where you all were talking about The Pope, The Bible, and kissing a ring. This OS what I'm referring to.


Zimmy
<My final post in here and deleting my subscription>

Zimmy...wait...I didn't see any Bible jokes....sheeesshhhh...what is she talking about????

[lillith]

Does anyone do the chat room? Think this would be faster and funnier in there?

[Inked_Trinity]

Does anyone do the chat room? Think this would be faster and funnier in there?

I'm with you in chat

[lillith]

well, if anyone is interested, I am sitting in there waiting for clever banter, and what ever other shit we can get into!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Nope. Can't do chat with iPhone. You all have fun. I'll wait for the next Femme. :)

[lillith]

Got the two femmes in there...all alone... ;)

[lillith]

Well, EB, what kind of fun is that?

[clay]

Nope. Can't do chat with iPhone. You all have fun. I'll wait for the next Femme. :)well dang!!!!! I am speechlesssss

[Mr Nice Guy]

Go ahead you two. Tell me about it later.
No fun at all Lillith. But go have fun. You have two great Butches. I'll stay here and play the virgin. :)

[lillith]

*sits with EB* i can do both...the chat room and here.

[InsatiableHeart]

Awe I am sorry you cannot come in there. Honestly it is a bit confusing for me lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

*sits with EB* i can do both...the chat room and here.

Why thank you. That's sweet of you. :)

[clay]

Why thank you. That's sweet of you. :)hey lil buddy...I stay out here with you!

[lillith]

Well, that was fun and short lived! lol

[InsatiableHeart]

Well thanks everyone for the brief but confusing chat. Have a good night

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thanks Clay, you both don't have to. Go have fun. Don't let me stop you. Now you see why I'm still single. Lol.

[Inked_Trinity]

I'll be around..... still have a ton of music to get downloaded.... was distracted

[clay]

Thanks Clay, you both don't have to. Go have fun. Don't let me stop you. Now you see why I'm still single. Lol.
Naw I rather hang out here with you lil buddy

[clay]

Well thanks everyone for the brief but confusing chat. Have a good night
((((((((((((Insatiable Heart)))))))))))) nite sweetheart! Have a wonderful night. Sweet dreams...Clay

[Mr Nice Guy]

You too Ms. I!!! It was fun. Ok you two had Ladies. Where's mine?

[clay]

You too Ms. I!!! It was fun. Ok you two had Ladies. Where's mine?All I got to do was say hi and a hug...then left....

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey it's beter then nothing. ;)

[Inked_Trinity]

Probably helps to have one on the phone.... just sayin

[lillith]

Comes back in and plops down on my couch...I feel like there is something i should be doing, and i cannot figure out what that is... :/

[Mr Nice Guy]

Eat?
Paint your nails?
Laundry?
Take the dog out?

[Sunny]

What is going on in here? I am asking that no Bible jokes be spoken.

I am officially kicking my own butt out of this thread.

Zimmy

Sorry Zimmy, It is horrible how a few people can make a thread very unwelcoming. I wish they would have taken their crude jokes elsewhere.

wow all of this licking and loin clothes and ring kissing is just a bit much lol

Insatiable I agree with you. This was supposed be a friendly thread for singles to get to know each other.



Zimmy...wait...I didn't see any Bible jokes....sheeesshhhh...what is she talking about????

I believe you did not pay attention to what was previously posted.

Zgirl this is why slurpees are much better than chocolate...
lol

[Inked_Trinity]

Comes back in and plops down on my couch...I feel like there is something i should be doing, and i cannot figure out what that is... :/

Laundry? Dinner? Getting me a beer? Thinking about 4 weeks from now?

[lillith]

Eat?
Paint your nails?
Laundry?
Take the dog out?

Eat? I am not really hungry.
My nails are already done.
Laundry? I dont wanna do laundry...
I gots no doggie to take out.

Hmmm...

[lillith]

Laundry? Dinner? Getting me a beer? Thinking about 4 weeks from now?

Laundry and dinner? See the post above.

Get your own beer lol.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'm not going there. Lmao

[clay]

I'm not going there. Lmao
[COLOR="Blue"]Me either...I pledge the 5th!!![
/COLOR]

[clay]

YOU have a VM.....lolI'm not going there. Lmao

[Inked_Trinity]

Sorry Zimmy, It is horrible how a few people can make a thread very unwelcoming. I wish they would have taken their crude jokes elsewhere.



Insatiable I agree with you. This was supposed be a friendly thread for singles to get to know each other.





I believe you did not pay attention to what was previously posted.

Zgirl this is why slurpees are much better than chocolate...
lol

Good lord! The licking was like licking a cookie so no one else takes it!

[Inked_Trinity]

Laundry and dinner? See the post above.

Get your own beer lol.

I'm out! Don't think it's a good idea to drive to the store.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok looks like I missed something. What's a VM?

[lillith]

I'm out! Don't think it's a good idea to drive to the store.

Yeah, probably not a good idea to go out. I don't drink, so you are going to have to be s.o.l. for right now. Sorry...

[Inked_Trinity]

Yeah, probably not a good idea to go out. I don't drink, so you are going to have to be s.o.l. for right now. Sorry...

Tonight was a once in a while thing, so no worries! I'm pleasantly pickled!

[clay]

Ok looks like I missed something. What's a VM?VM voicemail...lol

[clay]

VM voicemail...lol
ok I have had about al I can take of this night....call me EB..kayo???

[Mr Nice Guy]

Huh? Crap now I have to go re-read and refresh my mind. ;)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Now? Now? Or ???

[ruthie14]

Thanks everyone.. I am really feeling it tonight. This past week with the butch in question has me overly sensitive to other couples. Out with friends last night and a party tonight, all gay and mostly coupled. It gets discouraging.

Clay you are truely a gem!

Giving dating a rest for a while..... it's getting to the point where it's affecting my self worth and that just isn't acceptable.

I went to see fireworks tonight.... wonderful! I love fireworks and if all goes to plan, I will get to see them tomorrow night and the 4th as well!!!

Have a great weekend!
Ruthie

[clay]

Thanks everyone.. I am really feeling it tonight. This past week with the butch in question has me overly sensitive to other couples. Out with friends last night and a party tonight, all gay and mostly coupled. It gets discouraging.

Clay you are truely a gem!

Giving dating a rest for a while..... it's getting to the point where it's affecting my self worth and that just isn't acceptable.

I went to see fireworks tonight.... wonderful! I love fireworks and if all goes to plan, I will get to see them tomorrow night and the 4th as well!!!

Have a great weekend!
Ruthie

Hey Ruthie: Thank you so very much! Just continue to be true to yourself....and relax...love will find you!
I am enjoying life...and I know when destiny determines, love will find me..again...as it will you!!! Enjoy those fireworks!! Clay

[asphaltcowboi]

I'm staying in until the sun goes down LOL It's 113 degrees right now, and I'm hoping for <110 by the time I leave the house tonight at 8:30pm.

Tomorrow - hopefully going to play poker.

Monday - definitely going to play poker! :)



you should be up here on the north end.. olny got to 107 here today!
headed to the colo river and the casinos for the 4th.. were going to boat up and down the river casino row.. dock off and on hit the casinos/drink a cold one or 6. casino are having a firework comp on the 4th! ill be at the tropicana when not floating around! they comped my room!

[cuddlyfemme]

What is going on in here? I am asking that no Bible jokes be spoken.

I am officially kicking my own butt out of this thread.

Zimmy

Zimmy, you probably won't see this since you've removed yourself from this thread but I'm going to say it anyway. I totally understand what you mean regarding not having Bible jokes, kissing of rings etc... I know this thread has made a turn for what you didn't have in mind when you started this thread. I'm really sorry that its changed. I don't post as much because of the changes. Its really sad. How things have changed.

cuddly (who stands with you on this)

[cuddlyfemme]

you should be up here on the north end.. olny got to 107 here today!
headed to the colo river and the casinos for the 4th.. were going to boat up and down the river casino row.. dock off and on hit the casinos/drink a cold one or 6. casino are having a firework comp on the 4th! ill be at the tropicana when not floating around! they comped my room!

Hi Cody! I hope you and Karma have a safe and happy holiday

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok I'm pissed. We did not make any jokes about god or the bible. If you go back and actually read I mean read!!! It all you will see that. I'm not that kind of person nor do I appreciate being accused of it. Now I'm taking myself off here too.

[InsatiableHeart]

Zimmy, you probably won't see this since you've removed yourself from this thread but I'm going to say it anyway. I totally understand what you mean regarding not having Bible jokes, kissing of rings etc... I know this thread has made a turn for what you didn't have in mind when you started this thread. I'm really sorry that its changed. I don't post as much because of the changes. Its really sad. How things have changed.

cuddly (who stands with you on this)


apologize profusely to anyone I may have offended by making the comment of kissing rings. I truly did not mean any offense to anyone by that comment.

[Inked_Trinity]

The only constant in this world is change..... everything changes a little everyday. That is where choice comes in.... you can choose to be here or not. I choose to stay here. I have a HUGE cup of coffee and I'm not going to let a silly night on a forum affect my day. Way too much other stuff going on in my life to give this any more time.

[Spikester]

hello everyone hope everyone have a good 4th of july. I try and get on here when I can

[MysticOceansFL]

Good Morning Singles!! Have a great 4th of July!

[Gaige]

Happy 4th of July weekend everyone. I haven't had much "me" time lately. Worked an 11 hour shift last night and a 10 hour one the night before. I'm really looking forward to a day off. I do have one bright spot today...I get to webcam with Dixie soon. Then back to work tonight. Day 6 of 11 and getting my 2nd wind. Enjoy your holiday.

[cuddlyfemme]

apologize profusely to anyone I may have offended by making the comment of kissing rings. I truly did not mean any offense to anyone by that comment.

Thank you very much, it is much appreciated. I'm sure Zimmy appreciates it also as does Sunny

[InsatiableHeart]

Thank you very much, it is much appreciated. I'm sure Zimmy appreciates it also as does Sunny


I do think that the entire conversation was taken out of context though. I am catholic and teach at a Catholic school and what was said last night by myself, as I cannot speak for others, was all said in fun and not as an offensive comment about any religion. the same comment I made could have been made about not kissing the ring of a mob boss so to speak. I apologize if it offended anyone but, I do believe that there was no intentional offense meant.

have a beautiful weekend everyone.

[dixie]

Happy 4th of July weekend everyone. I haven't had much "me" time lately. Worked an 11 hour shift last night and a 10 hour one the night before. I'm really looking forward to a day off. I do have one bright spot today...I get to webcam with Dixie soon. Then back to work tonight. Day 6 of 11 and getting my 2nd wind. Enjoy your holiday.

I'm sorry you've had to work so much. I'm looking forward to today's bright spot too. Ready and waiting! :D

[asphaltcowboi]

good morning everyone!! hope every one has a great 4th!! washed friends boat yesterday and were heading out soon just waiting for the call!!
everyone have a great holiday!

[clay]

good morning everyone!! hope every one has a great 4th!! washed friends boat yesterday and were heading out soon just waiting for the call!!
everyone have a great holiday!
[COLOR="Blue"]Morning Cody:
Enjoy that lake! Have a safe and fun 4th yourself!!! Hugs to Karma.....and hope the weather is perfect for the boating!!![ Clay/COLOR]

[clay]

I'm sorry you've had to work so much. I'm looking forward to today's bright spot too. Ready and waiting! :DHey Handsome:
Have a great day...and glad you will have that bright spot! Makes the whole day worthwhile....enjoy! Have a good night at work....Clay

[Delish]

Good morning everyone! Apparently I missed alot but chose to skip 10 pages since I'm on my iPhone lol. I hope everyone has a good Sunday and Happy and safe 4th!

[Electrocell]

Hope everyone has a safe and happy 4th.
:usa:

[clay]

I do think that the entire conversation was taken out of context though. I am catholic and teach at a Catholic school and what was said last night by myself, as I cannot speak for others, was all said in fun and not as an offensive comment about any religion. the same comment I made could have been made about not kissing the ring of a mob boss so to speak. I apologize if it offended anyone but, I do believe that there was no intentional offense meant.

have a beautiful weekend everyone.Exactly, Insatiable! There was not a thing said against any diety//religion/Bible/etc./ We were just having friendly banter amongst ourselves! It was taken entirely out of context! I also send/sent an apology if indeed Zimmy had been offended! I meant no intentional offense. That is all I am going to say about the whole thing! The same could be said for so many of the posts others make BUT I take it for what it is...harmless, playful banter! Life is hard enough without making it more so with what someone "may" have said or "may have meant"! For myself, the matter is closed!

[clay]

Good morning everyone! Apparently I missed alot but chose to skip 10 pages since I'm on my iPhone lol. I hope everyone has a good Sunday and Happy and safe 4th!Hi Delish:
You didn't miss anything...we were just having some playful banter....being our mischievious selves!! Have a great 4th yourself!!! Clay

[Zimmeh]

Good Afternoon CF,

I just read what you posted this morning and yes this thread has gone in a completely different direction than what was originally intended. You and Dr. Sunny, are very nice people and thank you!

Have a good day and chat soon; we need to have a three way conversation with Dr. Sunny one day...

Zimmy

Zimmy, you probably won't see this since you've removed yourself from this thread but I'm going to say it anyway. I totally understand what you mean regarding not having Bible jokes, kissing of rings etc... I know this thread has made a turn for what you didn't have in mind when you started this thread. I'm really sorry that its changed. I don't post as much because of the changes. Its really sad. How things have changed.

cuddly (who stands with you on this)

[Stitch]

So I'm in :canada: and our holiday has come and gone.
I'm supposed to be going to my Mom's this week or something, to visit her and some relatives coming into town. It would be much nicer if Mom lived in town or something, but no, she lives 90 minutes out and I have to take the bus.
I hate the bus.

I guess no trouble for me for a few days.

[cuddlyfemme]

Good Afternoon CF,

I just read what you posted this morning and yes this thread has gone in a completely different direction than what was originally intended. You and Dr. Sunny, are very nice people and thank you!

Have a good day and chat soon; we need to have a three way conversation with Dr. Sunny one day...

Zimmy

Thank you very much Zimmy. I can remember when you started this thread.
Yes, you, Dr Sunny and i will need to have a 3 way convo one day...it'll be fun

[cuddlyfemme]

Hope everyone has a safe and happy 4th.
:usa:

You have a safe and happy 4th too, Cell

[Inked_Trinity]

Good morning everyone! I had a fantastic day yesterday spent with friends. Good food, a few drinks and tons of laughs! The only downside to the day was my work phone ringing about 6 times! I'm off to the gym in about an hour and then a lazy day around the house.

[Sunny]

Happy 4th EVERYONE!!!!!!!! I sincerely hope that this holiday is great for everyone...... I am off today.
Thank you Insatiable I think you are a great person to do what you did. It shows character. :praying:
Having a barbeque at my house: Potatoe salad, Mac salad, Hot dogs, Hamburgers, Filet, key lime pie, corn on the cob, Barbeque Chicken, Grilled Beans, Ribs, rice pudding, Chili. Anyone up for coming over let me know....All are welcome. Sorry no :sushi:

[cuddlyfemme]

Happy 4th EVERYONE!!!!!!!! I sincerely hope that this holiday is great for everyone...... I am off today.
Thank you Insatiable I think you are a great person to do what you did. It shows character. :praying:
Having a barbeque at my house: Potatoe salad, Mac salad, Hot dogs, Hamburgers, Filet, key lime pie, corn on the cob, Barbeque Chicken, Grilled Beans, Ribs, rice pudding, Chili. Anyone up for coming over let me know....All are welcome. Sorry no :sushi:

You know I'll be there but thats only after I go to Mr Nobody's house for hys
4th of July celebration (sorry hys invite came first) but I will be there, sooner or later....

[MysticOceansFL]

Good Morning and Happy 4th of July Singles!

[ruthie14]

Happy 4th of July all my American friends! :usa: This will be the 3rd night in a row that I have seen fireworks! I love fireworks! :fireworks:

Have a wonderful day!
Ruthie

[Jar]

Happy 4th EVERYONE!!!!!!!! I sincerely hope that this holiday is great for everyone...... I am off today. Hey Sunny! Happy 4th to you too! Wish I could be there for the cookout!

[Jar]

Happy 4th everybody! Hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday!

[stonebutchinpa]

Happy 4th of July to all the fellow singles! Hope everyone has a great day. :fireworks:

[Heavenleahangel]

Happy 4th of July, Everyone! Hope y'all are having a wonderful time! Ive cooked too much food as usual!! Anybody hungry?

[Inked_Trinity]

Happy 4th of July, Everyone! Hope y'all are having a wonderful time! Ive cooked too much food as usual!! Anybody hungry?

Does a cop like donuts? OF COURSE!

[Gaige]

Happy Independence Day everyone. I'm sitting out on the deck watching the fireworks. Chase was out here very briefly but apparently she's not a fan of firecrackers. Hope you all had a wonderful day.

[dixie]

Happy Independence Day everyone. I'm sitting out on the deck watching the fireworks. Chase was out here very briefly but apparently she's not a fan of firecrackers. Hope you all had a wonderful day.

No fireworks for me tonight, since I'm back at work. Glad I got to watch some Saturday. I love fireworks. :)

[Gaige]

No fireworks for me tonight, since I'm back at work. Glad I got to watch some Saturday. I love fireworks. :)

quite a few neighbors are setting them off. it did start raining though so i'm guessing it won't last much longer.

[dixie]

quite a few neighbors are setting them off. it did start raining though so i'm guessing it won't last much longer.

It rained and stormed here earlier. Luckily it quit though, for those who want to set them off. I can hear a few going off outside my office. I wish there weren't so many trees, otherwise I could see the big show that gets set off each year by the private country club/airport that sits on top of the mountain. Their's are usually really good. I'm just in the wrong location to see it this year. :(

[ScandalAndy]

Good morning, all! Looks like there were all kinds of fun fiascoes whilst I was gone!

Finally caught up on my reading, so what are we all up to today?

[Delish]

Good morning everyone! I hope u all have a great day! I'm off to preliminary testing for my surgery...8 more days lol.

[asphaltcowboi]

good morning everyone!! hope everyone had a great 4th!
im fried from the sun! waiting for new high pressure fuel pump for truck to get her.. hmmm comon ups!
delish good luck!

[ScandalAndy]

good morning everyone!! hope everyone had a great 4th!
im fried from the sun! waiting for new high pressure fuel pump for truck to get her.. hmmm comon ups!
delish good luck!


Hey Cody! Workin on that t-shirt tan like a champ, are ya? :)

[Inked_Trinity]

Reports are in the system, schedule updated, patrol reports are downloaded, conference call complete, Everything is printed and filed! LUNCH TIME!!!!!! Whewww busy day!

[ScandalAndy]

Reports are in the system, schedule updated, patrol reports are downloaded, conference call complete, Everything is printed and filed! LUNCH TIME!!!!!! Whewww busy day!

I hear that! It's like you come back over a long weekend and the desk looks like it exploded!

[Inked_Trinity]

I hear that! It's like you come back over a long weekend and the desk looks like it exploded!

OMG EXACTLY!!! Except it was my whole office that exploded! There was stuff everywhere!

[Heavenleahangel]

Ok, I got a little too much sun yesterday an being that I am blond haired and fair skinned, I need someone to volunteer to rub me down in aloe or cocoa butter! There's spots I just cant reach!!! Volunteer will be reimbursed with a good meal, a stimulating conversation and the smile of a pretty femme! (Did I mention I can cook/bake?)

[ScandalAndy]

Ok, I got a little too much sun yesterday an being that I am blond haired and fair skinned, I need someone to volunteer to rub me down in aloe or cocoa butter! There's spots I just cant reach!!! Volunteer will be reimbursed with a good meal, a stimulating conversation and the smile of a pretty femme! (Did I mention I can cook/bake?)


Can I hop on this train, too? Being a super ginger I slathered on the sunscreen like a champ all day long, but the sound of a cocoa butter massage is just too tempting. Who can we recruit for the cause?

[Inked_Trinity]

Ok, I got a little too much sun yesterday an being that I am blond haired and fair skinned, I need someone to volunteer to rub me down in aloe or cocoa butter! There's spots I just cant reach!!! Volunteer will be reimbursed with a good meal, a stimulating conversation and the smile of a pretty femme! (Did I mention I can cook/bake?)

(Slowly raises hand)

[Heavenleahangel]

(Slowly raises hand)

Inked, none of that "slowly raising hand" business! Come on over and please be ready to "lay it on thick" :tease: lol

[Inked_Trinity]

Inked, none of that "slowly raising hand" business! Come on over and please be ready to "lay it on thick" :tease: lol

I was attempting to have manners, LOL Didn't want to seem too eager
:lol2:

[Delish]

good morning everyone!! hope everyone had a great 4th!
im fried from the sun! waiting for new high pressure fuel pump for truck to get her.. hmmm comon ups!
delish good luck!

Thank u but I just got off the phone with Drs office and have cancelled my surgery for now :(

[Zimmeh]

That stinks and I am sorry that they delayed your surgery.

Have a good day today,

Zimmy

Thank u but I just got off the phone with Drs office and have cancelled my surgery for now :(

[ScandalAndy]

It's morning time, I have coffee, and I'm dying to hear all about yesterday's cocoa butter adventure!

Delish: that sucks, i'm sorry to hear that. I hope all is worked out soon.

Cody: I should've hunted you down yesterday! I spent my afternoon rescuing a friend who had the misfortune of developing a leaky radiator on their way to visit. As hilarious as it was to see heels, tailored pants and a blouse crawling under a jeep, it wreaked havoc on my wardrobe, and I got neon green nastiness in my hair. Somehow I feel you would have had a more appropriate outfit. :)