Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you make sausage at home?

[Daktari]

Do you make sausage at home?

Do you think life is too short to stuff a sausage? :sunglass:

[Gentle Tiger]

Are thing being stuffed now?

[Arwen]

I go to work and now y'all are talking about stuffing? What happened to the donuts?

[Duchess]

Who's stuffing their sausage where?:|

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's got the sausage?

[suebee]

What kind of sausage?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can you believe all the panic?

[suebee]

Because of the sausage? :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Because of the sausage? :|





Haven't you ever panicked over the size of a sausage?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Aré you insinuating something?

[suebee]

Do you really think she'd do such a thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well isn't it possible that there was a sausage malfunction?

[Nina]

How bad can a nightmare become?

[Arwen]

Were there sausages in your nightmare?

[suebee]

Do you think it was that pizza I ate?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it on Elm St?

[moxie]

Why would such a nice Tiger put such an image in our heads at this time of night?

[Nina]

Isn't that a dead end street?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you prefer Sesame Street?

[Nina]

How about Sesame beef?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did it come from the butcher?

[Nina]

In order to be laying on the plate it Must have come from the butcher, right?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wait, the butcher was on the plate??

[Arwen]

Does Sweeney Todd live on Sesame Street now?

[violaine]

are there sesame seeds roasted on sesame street?

[Arwen]

Did you really want to see Ronald McDonald get in bed with Big Bird?

[violaine]

is there a big bird on top of the house?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't Big Bird just a kid bird?

[suebee]

Didn't your mother tell you about the "big bird"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there flipping involved?

[Nina]

Flipping the bird?---now, is that polite??

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it possible that it was pancakes that were flipped and not birds?

[Nina]

Are the questions becoming of a rather personal nature?

[Arwen]

Are we supposed to be personable?

[Gentle Tiger]

But what did the Butcher do with the sausage?

[Nina]

You are you obsessed with all this dirty talk ! ??

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it 4:20 yet????

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the motivational truck?

[Nina]

What kind of boots is the truck driver wearing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it 4:20 yet????

Doesn't that depend on what time zone in you're in and what was placed on the sandwich?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What's your favorite sandwich?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't that depend on the time zone, time of day and location?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you going to answer the question?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an assumption that the question was understood?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you like snakes???

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't snakes people too?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You know one too???

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a name for snake in grass?

I left out "the" on purpose.

[The_Lady_Snow]

You really want me' to tell you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know more than one?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you finish the rest of the song, Tell me something good?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you tell me that you like it?

[Gentle Tiger]

I could but isn't the bigger question, Do you know where you're going to and whether or not you like the things that life is showing you? I mean, do you know?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Could you imagine?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why do you treat me so bad?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you like it????

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you know I went to a quinceañera in San José?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you know I worked in San Jose?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you know I still have "family" there?!?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you realize there are several question songs stuck in my brain and I think I should blame you?

[Nina]

Isn't there a cabaret coming up where you can sing them?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't life a cabaret?

[Nina]

Looks like someone is ready for center stage, doesn't it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can I eat popcorn while I watch the show?

[Nina]

Who is gonna do the poppin' ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who turned the lights off?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you sure the bulbs didn't burn out?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is anyone home???

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you?
,,,,,,,,,,

[The_Lady_Snow]

Which home???

[suebee]

You have more than one?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You didnt know?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Didn't you have announcements printed?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Should I make the announcement now??

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a fruit basket?

[Licious]

Why would one include a fruit basket?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What do you suggest??

[lionpaw]

How about an edible fruit basket?

[Passionaria]

Does it matter what kind of basket we use???

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's gonna use it?

[lionpaw]

What can we use it for?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's going to ask around??

[Passionaria]

Would you like one, if it's real PURDY????

[lionpaw]

Will it fit on the head?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What happened to the fruity talk?

[Daywalker]

Is that an Olive,
or did you just shake the wrong tree again?

:thinking:

:daywalker:

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is the right tree to shake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a survey taken?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you read the raw data?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a gallup poll?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was there a gallup poll?




Have you ever seen a cantor poll?

[Gentle Tiger]

Any connection to the Galloping Gourmet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which one is in Princeton?

[Nina]

is this the bits and crops thread?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone say nay?

[Nina]

How old were you when you read "The Story of O" ?

[Arwen]

What about Anais Nin's "Little Birds"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you all telling stories again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you heard them before?

[Daktari]

Have you filled in your Census form yet? - we Britlanders have a census form this year...and have had them every decade since 1801. There are a goodly few of 'us' who will be entering Sapphist under 'religion' because unless we're in a CP we cannot register our queerness.

[Arwen]

Why am I awake and in this thread?

[Nina]

Where else could you be so early?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever wanted to walk on the moon?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't there leaping over the moon?

[JAGG]

Wasn't there leaping over the moon?

Oh darn, is the honeymoon over ?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why didn't we all get to go on this honeymoon???

[Turtle]

Why wasn't I invited?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could you tell me why?

[JAGG]

Could you tell me why?

Wouldn't that be rationalizing the irrational?

[Daktari]

Wouldn't that be rationalizing the irrational?

Who are you calling irrational?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who are you calling irrational?

Can't you identify?

[Daktari]

Can't you identify?

Should I?...

[LeftWriteFemme]

Should I?...

can't you? :sock:

[Daktari]

can't you? :sock:

Why would I? :praying:

[Arwen]

Are the questions getting more meaningless?

[Daktari]

Are the questions getting more meaningless?


Didn't you know that meaningless is the new meaningful? :blink:

[Arwen]

Did you know that I've been meaning to ask that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does your meaning give you momentum?

[Pixie]

Would it give you momentum?

[JAGG]

Would it give you momentum?

Why do we lose our momentum, and then the tides seem to shift?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where does all apple cake go in the end?

[Nina]

Doesn't most of the Apple Cake end up on my ass?

on...or out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Doesn't most of the Apple Cake end up on my ass?



Don't you realize it looks its best there?

[Daktari]

Is cake ass bad?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How can I resist a cake ass?

[Daktari]

How can I resist a cake ass?

Can you resist temptation?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could I call myself a good girl if I didn't?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is good?

[Arwen]

Why are we qualifying again?

[Daktari]

Why are we qualifying again?



Are you qualifiying for the Boston Marathon? :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

What are the qualifications again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Has anyone seen the gelatin?

[Arwen]

Didn't that gelatin run away and join the circus, Peanut?

[Arwen]

You do realize that you shouldn't encourage me, right?

[Arwen]

Does anyone know if DaddyJune still has a limit on text messages?

[Nina]

I wonder what kind of animal is rasping-panting outside my window?

[Arwen]

Can someone tell the Tiger to stop purring under Nina's window...again?

[Pixie]

But, why??????????????

[Gentle Tiger]

How did it happen?

[violaine]

was it two days ago?

[Arwen]

Can we stretch it out into a full week by boxing in a weekend?

[violaine]

does a frog have a box house, theo?

[Gentle Tiger]

When will I see you again?

[violaine]

what was that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you complete the examination?

[violaine]

was it passed out with innocent colours?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they dusty?

[Goo]

Were they dusty?

Did you find them in the attic?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they in the book?

[Goo]

Were they in the book?

Was it the book on the top shelf?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it a drink or a book?

[violaine]

did the cat get home?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Where's Santiago???

[Arwen]

Why did they never find Carmen in San Diego?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Where in the world is she?

[lionpaw]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't the cat in the hat?

[violaine]

did the gum work like magic?

[Gentle Tiger]

What happened to the magic dragon?

[JAGG]

What happened to the magic dragon?

Did you forget the magic, did you forget the passion?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you eat my donut?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't it past donut making time????

[Tommi]

Isn't it past donut making time????

Yes, you are right.:bunchflowers:

Because, I know it is past my donut eating time.

[Pixie]

Yes, you are right.:bunchflowers:

Because, I know it is past my donut eating time.

Unkle Tommi are you sure that's a question??

[Tommi]

Yes, you are right.:bunchflowers:

Because, I know it is past my donut eating time.


Unkle Tommi are you sure that's a question??

Oh yeah, part 2. Who has the Krispy Creme box?

Does everyone know I have adopted pixie. :)

[violaine]

did you turn right on the way to the house up the hill?

[scootebaby]

are you sure it was a right?

[violaine]

the lavash was not brushed with ghee was it?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Was that a question??

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you now questioning the questions?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Where have you been pretty girl?

[violaine]

can't you see, i am here?

[haha]

[scootebaby]

can't you see, i am here?

[haha]

are we supposed to be answering our own questions now??

[violaine]

did you mark the date on your planner?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you date your planner?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why wouldn't I?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why wouldn't I?



Are YOU asking me for advice?

[Daywalker]

Haz anybody seen mah lighter?

:weedsmoke:

:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you know Snow doesn't mind a sister wife?

[The_Lady_Snow]

When was there an adoption fair???

[violaine]

is anyone looking to adopt a real cat?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can I see if our floats????

[dixie]

I'm confused. What are we floating?

[Daktari]

Can I see if our floats????

Got a bicycle tyre pump?

[wolfbittenpoet]

Why does your cat have donuts?

[Duchess]

Who's trying to stick what in your donut's hole?:|

[wolfbittenpoet]

Would that be a PETA issue?

[Daktari]

Would that be a PETA issue?

What exactly is the issue here?

[wolfbittenpoet]

Is the consumption of cat wrong?

[Daktari]

Is it raw?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who wants cooked kitty?

[Daktari]

Who wants cooked kitty?

Kitty, kitty, kitty...where are you kitty?

[wolfbittenpoet]

How hot is the wok oil for kitty?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you see the oil smoking a bit?

[wolfbittenpoet]

Can we have cat sashimi?

[Daktari]

Can we have cat sashimi?

Shall I carve?

[wolfbittenpoet]

Do you need it frozen?

[Daktari]

Do you need it frozen?

Can you manage demi frozen?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we leave that poor pussy alone?

[Daktari]

Can we leave that poor pussy alone?

Isn't the pussy dead? A deceased feline?

[wolfbittenpoet]

How did we come this far?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Where's the pussy??

[Daktari]

Where's the pussy??

Did you look in the garage?

[wolfbittenpoet]

Which one?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does anyone believe The Lady Snow doesn't know where the pussy is?

[Daktari]

Does anyone believe The Lady Snow doesn't know where the pussy is?

Does she have more than one garage?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does she have more than one garage?



Do you think she keeps her pussy in her garage?

[wolfbittenpoet]

Does it depend on her mood?

[Daktari]

Does it depend on her mood?

Is she moody? ..Really? :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is she moody? ..Really? :|



Do you mean that in the good way or the bad way?

[Daktari]

Do you mean that in the good way or the bad way?

Is moody good or bad?

[wolfbittenpoet]

Isn't it always good?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it always good?




Isn't it good until it's bad? Or is the bad until it's better?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can you believe it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you ever lie to me?

[Daywalker]

Where did mah post go?

:thinking:

:daywalker:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where did you last see it?

[Daywalker]

See what?

:|

:seeingstars:

:daywalker:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you feeling all right?

[moxie]

Can I get a hallelujah?

[scootebaby]

Should we bring religion into this?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is long hair a religion?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can the Atheist plead the 5th?




Isn't Atheism a kind of religion?

[JAGG]

Isn't religon just man's way to control man?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't religon just man's way to control man?



Do you think there is any way to control us?

[Arwen]

Is this still the age of Aquarius?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is the moon in the 7th house????

[Arwen]

Is Jupiter aligned with Mars again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is love guiding the planets?

[pajama]

Or is one particular planet maligning the love?

[violaine]

do you spot chew marks anywhere in their alignment on the shelves?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it here or was it there? If it was there does that mean it's not here? And if it's not here did it ever really exist?

[violaine]

are you smoking? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't the a/c on?

[Arwen]

Don't you know it's better to leave the windows open to get some fresh air?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who told you I had them open?

[Arwen]

Did you forget that I'm your favorite stalker so I know where you are and who you are doing at all times?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know you don't need to stalk to be my favorite?

[Daywalker]

Am I in the wrong thread again?

:|

:daywalker:

[Arwen]

What would it take to make this the right thread?

[violaine]

the right thread for which fabric?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Shouldn't there be a poll or something??

[Arwen]

Didn't we discuss why pole dancing isn't good for your back?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Your back or mine??

[Arwen]

Back to this, are we?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you partake in The Hippy's poll??

[violaine]

was the hippy holding a peace sign upon which perched a crow?

[Duchess]

Didn't the Children of the Corn eat the crow?