Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's got grillz?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to light my fire?

[JakeTulane]

Is the steak the Pinball Wizard?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you implying that the steak is also blind?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is the implication of what has been implied?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you aware I will not enter that minefield?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who can it be now??

[Arwen]

Why did you have to give me that ear worm? WHY?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Because I love thee? Should I count the ways?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why did you have to give me that ear worm? WHY?


Would you prefer this in your ear?


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[Arwen]

Can we go back to Lady Snow's counting?

[pajama]

Ooooh do you think Target carries those?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you think they sell this mold at Target?

[Arwen]

When did this stop being all about me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who implied that it's not???

[pajama]

Arwen, who else would I buy a Bable Fish for?

[Arwen]

What size aquarium do I need for a Babel Fish?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you lend me your ear?

[Arwen]

Are you my friend, my Roman or my countryman?

[pajama]

Can you sing on key?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you seen the key to my heart?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Can y'all shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wilt thou let the dogs out?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are they atomic dogs???

[JakeTulane]

Is that a bomb or are you just happy to see Me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you always happy to see me?

[Gentle Tiger]

What hast thou done for me lately?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Haven't you noticed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you receive notification that you would be notified about what was noticed?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was I supposed to notice that?

[Arwen]

Did anyone else notice the Tiger doing Shakespeare?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did anyone else notice the Tiger doing Shakespeare?


Didn't you know I always keep an eye out for that Tiger?

[pajama]

Didn't you know I always keep an eye out for that Tiger?

What? The tiger will poke your eye out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did I say what Hy poked was my eye..........?

[Arwen]

Have we slid down that slippery slope again?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is something breaking your stride? Slowing you down??

[Arwen]

Are you suggesting that I could get knocked down but get back up again?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Hold me closer, tiny dancer?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we head out for the highway?

[pajama]

Can I get there on a horse with no name?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you ride bareback on a horse with no mane?

[pajama]

Well now, I'd have to have some pretty strong thighs wouldn't I?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Would you rather ride the white horse?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you think I would lose my mind if I did that?

[Arwen]

Is this the moment when we need to go to Diamond Grove?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that anything like China Grove?


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[Arwen]

Is that anything like correcting my spelling? LOL!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you know that I can't spell?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that I can't spell?

Would you like it if your pencil could spell check?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like it if your pencil could spell check?

Could you get me one of those?

[Hollylane]

Could you get me one of those?

Would you prefer an eraser and a dictionary or whiteout and a thesaurus?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you prefer an eraser and a dictionary or whiteout and a thesaurus?



Why can't I have it all?

[Hollylane]

Why can't I have it all?

Is "all" ever really everything?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What has your experience been with that?

[Hollylane]

What has your experience been with that?

When did this become about lack of experience?

[LeftWriteFemme]

When did this become about lack of experience?

Would you be willing to make it about experience?

[Hollylane]

Would you be willing to make it about experience?

How would I obtain experience for that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How would I obtain experience for that?

Don't you already have experience?

[Hollylane]

Don't you already have experience?

How experienced can the under-experienced be?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How experienced can the under-experienced be?




Would you tell me if you knew?

[Hollylane]

Would you tell me if you knew?

If I told you, would you really be learning anything new?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If I told you, would you really be learning anything new?

Will you give me a chance to find out?

[Hollylane]

Will you give me a chance to find out?

Is finding out the same as experiencing?

[JakeTulane]

Is finding out the same as experiencing?

Could we do this experiment in a lab?

[Hollylane]

Could we do this experiment in a lab?

Wouldn't that make it too sterile?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you suggesting that I am barren?

[Hollylane]

Are you suggesting that I am barren?

:| When you say barren, do you mean without bunnies?

[LeftWriteFemme]

:| When you say barren, do you mean without bunnies?




Do you have my bunnies?

[Turtle]

I don't have your bunnies, did someone take your bunnies?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you seen any bunny lurking around?

[JakeTulane]

Are we there yet?


(starts coloring the bunny)

[LeftWriteFemme]

What color is your bunny?

[Nina]

is it okay if I don't know what the question means?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is the question mean?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it a means to an end?

[Arwen]

Do we have to be mean to get to the end?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are we there yet?

[Nina]

Aren't we always almost there and still on the way?

[Arwen]

Isn't the journey more important than the cardinal sitting on the branch?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How red is that cardinal?

[Arwen]

Would you believe he was Cardinal red?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you ever lie to me?

[Arwen]

Can I plead the Fifth?

[Nina]

Are you planning to use the other hand as well?

[Hollylane]

Are you planning to use the other hand as well?

Would it help the situation at hand?

[princessbelle]

Is one hand in a bush worth the other on a bird?

[Hollylane]

Is one hand in a bush worth the other on a bird?

What kind of bird are we talking about?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you shake your tail feathers?

[Hollylane]

Would you shake your tail feathers?

If human tails had feathers wouldn't dusting be awkward?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't it be easier?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be easier?

Does easier involve squatting over coffee tables?

[Arwen]

You had bush and went for hand?

[Hollylane]

You had bush and went for hand?


Does that define the place that I am in my life now?

[Arwen]

Have you ever needed defining?

[Hollylane]

Have you ever needed defining?


When and if I can be defined, should there be a celebration or a moment of silence?

[princessbelle]

Would you keep your tail feathers away from the flame if i lit a candle instead of having a moment?

[Hollylane]

Would you keep your tail feathers away from the flame if i lit a candle instead of having a moment?

It my tail is on fire, should I put it out, or live in the moment?

[princessbelle]

Wouldn't it depend on how far up the flame went?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it depend on how far up the flame went?

Are you imagining me cringing, or can you hear me laughing?

[princessbelle]

Doesn't it depend on whether or not you finished dusting with it and can't you do both?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't it depend on whether or not you finished dusting with it and can't you do both?

Would this be multi-tasking?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would this be multi-tasking?

Can you do this?


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[Hollylane]

Can you do this?




Can we do that in tandem?

[JAGG]

How much weight can a tandem axle trailer carry?

[princessbelle]

Does 24,000 pounds sound right?

[Hollylane]

Does 24,000 pounds sound right?

What's in the trailer?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If it's filled with flying canaries is it weightless?

[Hollylane]

If it's filled with flying canaries is it weightless?

Why does it always have to be about weight?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't length important too?

[JAGG]

How long did it take you to figure that one out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How long did it take you to figure that one out?

How did you get so clever?

[Gentle Tiger]

Has anyone seen the beaver?

[Nina]

What has happened to Decorum??

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the Cleavers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does anyone remember Leave it to Beaver?

[Nina]

Now you're talking cleavers to the beavers, ward?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Whose beaver?

[princessbelle]

Does this have anything to do with applesauce?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where were you planning to put that sauce????

[JakeTulane]

Is it tangy or spicy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to taste it to decide for yourself?

[dixie]

Are you offering to feed me?

[tapu]

Are you offering to eat?

[dixie]

Did you see me declining any offers?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like to come see my etchings????

[JakeTulane]

Are they in a good hiding place?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I still keep them in the closet?

[JakeTulane]

Where are those damn keys?

[dixie]

Did you check your pockets?

[JakeTulane]

Did you?

(whistles)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[JakeTulane]

Are we there yet?

:|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you arrive?

[dixie]

Were you expecting me?

[JakeTulane]

Was that the doorbell?

[Nina]

What are the flavors of the rainbow?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you tricker-treating for skittles?

[Nina]

Wouldn't it give the trick away to respond to that?

[JakeTulane]

Where is the treat?

[Nina]

Is your pillow case open?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you get that from my bed?

[Nina]

Isn't that the one you told me to take?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you do everything you are told?

[Nina]

Aren't I supposed to?

[JakeTulane]

What if you were not?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a polynomial involved?

[Arwen]

Is the Tiger going poly?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about polyurethane?

[Arwen]

Are you saying that your.... is nominal?

[Leigh]

Is that really what your saying?

[Arwen]

Are you saying that what I'm saying Gentle Tiger is saying is not what he's saying I'm saying?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you really say that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well who said it?

[Hollylane]

Has this been recorded?

[Leigh]

Is it meant to be recorded?

[Hollylane]

Would that be illegal?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there any profanity?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be vulgar, instead of illegal?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you going to broadcast it over public airwaves?

[Hollylane]

Can you ride those with an air-surfboard?

[LeftWriteFemme]

will you teach me how?

[Gentle Tiger]

But what about the FCC?

[Hollylane]

Does that stand for factual correction committee?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to confuse the issue with facts again?

[Hollylane]

What if I take issue with that?

[weatherboi]

Have you ever weighed an issue???

[The_Lady_Snow]

Aré you saying i'm fat???

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it the same as the cake that wasn't eaten?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What kind of cake is there?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will I be given delicious cake if I can answer the question with a question?

[Hollylane]

Isn't eating the frosting sans cake really the best option?

[Arwen]

Have you ever wondered why there was a Scotsman on a white horse?

[Hollylane]

Do you ever wonder how they keep their kilts down on windy days?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a draft?

[Leigh]

Did it cause a flash?

[Hollylane]

Were there news crews?

[Leigh]

Did they get the whole story?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you heard the story about the bottom?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I'm bottom heavy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who said a thing about your cute little bottom?

[Hollylane]

Did someone post a picture of my bottom that I missed?:blink:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you know I would never peek and tell?

[Hollylane]

If you peek and run, is that a run by peeking?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What will you show since I promise not to tell?

[Hollylane]

If I show you my hand, will you still place a bet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What makes you think I haven't already placed it?

[Hollylane]

What was it, and where did you place it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Haven't you met my bookie?

[weatherboi]

Does something need to be booked?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you any good at strip search?

[Hollylane]

Is that the same as searching for strippers?

[weatherboi]

Does this involve actually leaving the house?

[Hollylane]

Is visiting the strip involved?

[weatherboi]

Do i need to eat there??

[Hollylane]

Don't you think eating the stripper is going a bit far and a little unsafe?

[weatherboi]

Are you implying that i didn't ask permission to eat?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't they tested regularly?

[Hollylane]

Did you bring the right utensils?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you eat with your hands?

[Hollylane]

Will there be napkins provided?

[weatherboi]

Have you tried eating spaghetti with chopsticks???

[Leigh]

Do you use chopsticks for eating italian food?

[Hollylane]

Is there a rule against this?

[Leigh]

Have you checked the rules?

[Hollylane]

If you rule by thumb, won't people think they're groovy all of the time?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you in the groove?

[Hollylane]

Have you got the moves?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you referring to tongue in groove moves?

[Leigh]

Would that be tongue in cheek?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Your tongue in who's cheek?

[Hollylane]

Are you some kind of linguist?

[tapu]

Did someone call for a linguist?






(wow, that never happens!)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you come if I do call?

[tapu]

umm... can you do a little more than call?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you do a little more than come?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was someone supposed to call me?

[Duchess]

Who dat?:|

[tapu]

Hoo hoo?
.
.

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did Horton hear that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was Horton waiting at the flag pole?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that your flag pole or are you just happy to see me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where's the Cold Stone ice cream?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is Stone Cold still alive?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't all the Stones super HOT????

[Arwen]

If the donut were stone cold but filled with ice cream, would you eat it?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the frozen waffles?:confused:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's waffling now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there professional wafflers?

[tapu]

Aren't they called Luftwafflers?


(wow, that was bad. especially for me.)

[LeftWriteFemme]

How bad are you, really???

[tapu]

How bad are you, really???

Don't I seem "bad"?

[dixie]

Are you trying to seem bad? :sunglass:

[tapu]

No, you are in your pictures.





(FAIL on the question thing, but I couldn't resist!)

[JAGG]

Is trying the same as doing?

[dixie]

Better yet, is someone questioning my "badness"? *raised eyebrow*

[tapu]

Isn't everything relative?

[dixie]

Insanity is relative. Does that count?

[tapu]

Is insanity "bad"??

[dixie]

In a handbasket?

[tapu]

<<sorry. my bad. heh. i edited>>

[dixie]

Trying to be sneaky?

[tapu]

Wait for it... wait for it.... Trying to be "bad."


Should we really be taking over this thread?

[dixie]

Depends, is it a hostile takeover?

[Leigh]

Are you hostile?

[Starrynightaw]

Is there a better way to be not hostile?

[Hollylane]

Is a curmudgeon considered hostile?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever eaten at the curmudgeon diner?

[Arwen]

Do you know if they serve eggs benedict and ice cream for bad, bad Arwen's?

[Leigh]

Are Arwen's considered "bad"??

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you know she is the best at being bad?