View Full Version : Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people
UofMfan
08-05-2011, 11:24 PM
Would I joke about Glen?
Gentle Tiger
08-05-2011, 11:34 PM
Hasn't Glen inspired some funny things?
Hollylane
08-05-2011, 11:44 PM
Would you believe that Glen has inspired Jose to linger around more often?
Gentle Tiger
08-05-2011, 11:51 PM
Is lingering the same as being in cahoots?
Hollylane
08-05-2011, 11:57 PM
Would cahoots mean we, I mean Glen and Jose, may be conspiring?
Gentle Tiger
08-06-2011, 12:04 AM
Do you influence how Glen and Jose display their cahoots or do they influence you?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 12:08 AM
Dontcha know Glen is always the influence on Jose?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 07:27 AM
Could you point out Glen and Jose in a line up?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 10:32 AM
Is this a trick question?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 11:24 AM
Do you feel fooled?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 06:43 PM
Are we on a fool's errand?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 06:44 PM
Do fools really rush in?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 06:45 PM
Why DO fools fall in love?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 06:46 PM
Are they klutzy?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 06:50 PM
Perhaps they fell head over heels?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 06:52 PM
Don't they know how to walk in heels?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 06:54 PM
Did you just tell me to heel???? Haven't you heard that I am Non-Compliant???
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 06:56 PM
Do you think that is a deterrent?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:05 PM
Did you mean detergent? Isn't that what we should use to wash my mouth...I mean...your mouth out with?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 07:08 PM
Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:10 PM
Weren't we talking about your mouth? Why does it always come back to mine??
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 07:12 PM
Do you really want to know?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:15 PM
Would it be prudent at this time, to use a now familiar quote: "Anyway... back at the farm"?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 07:16 PM
You think?!
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:17 PM
Right?????
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 07:20 PM
Isn't it?...
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:26 PM
Are you bovvered?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 07:28 PM
Look at my face, do I look bovvered?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 07:34 PM
Do you think your nice face is going to get you out of answering Holly's question?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:34 PM
Did I nearly need depends after reading that?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 07:35 PM
Did you know you are the cutest girl ever?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 07:38 PM
Are you stating the obvious?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:38 PM
Is there a difference between flushed and blushed??
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 07:40 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the amount of Patron consumed?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 07:43 PM
Isn't it really about which cheeks have the color in them?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:45 PM
How did you know?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 07:47 PM
Which ones were pink?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 07:54 PM
Would it surprise you if I said both?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 07:55 PM
Aren't you full of surprises!!
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 08:04 PM
Was that so exciting that you exclamationed instead of questioning my response?
LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 09:06 PM
Didn't I, though?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 09:13 PM
Doesn't the heat of the moment just do that to us sometimes?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 09:14 PM
Did you call?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 09:15 PM
Would you believe Glen is psychic?
UofMfan
08-06-2011, 09:19 PM
Do you believe?
Hollylane
08-06-2011, 09:27 PM
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UofMfan
08-06-2011, 09:30 PM
Don't you know?
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LeftWriteFemme
08-06-2011, 09:50 PM
Will you tell me if I don't?
Gentle Tiger
08-06-2011, 10:37 PM
Won't you be too busy to hear the results?
Hollylane
08-07-2011, 05:32 PM
Why is there always a busy signal when I call?
UofMfan
08-07-2011, 05:33 PM
Who are you calling?
Hollylane
08-07-2011, 05:37 PM
Would you believe I just called 1-800-UofManzanita just to see if someone would answer?
UofMfan
08-07-2011, 05:38 PM
Did you get an answer?
Hollylane
08-07-2011, 05:40 PM
Would you believe after a moment of silence, that I heard Jose turn to Glen and say "How the F*ck did she get this number"??
UofMfan
08-07-2011, 05:42 PM
Aren't those two always in cahoots?
Hollylane
08-07-2011, 05:49 PM
Doesn't it seem like they have a thing going on?
UofMfan
08-07-2011, 05:50 PM
Isn't it obvious?
Hollylane
08-07-2011, 05:52 PM
....Right?!?!
UofMfan
08-07-2011, 05:56 PM
Aren't those two trouble?
Hollylane
08-07-2011, 06:10 PM
Do you think they may be dangerous?
LeftWriteFemme
08-07-2011, 06:56 PM
Can you see the whites of their eyes?
Gentle Tiger
08-07-2011, 10:50 PM
Who said they had eyes?
jelli
08-08-2011, 02:10 AM
What else would they have?
LeftWriteFemme
08-08-2011, 07:20 AM
What do you have hiding under there....???
UofMfan
08-09-2011, 05:52 PM
Must you always go there?
Is there any reason to (try to) resist being taken there?
UofMfan
08-09-2011, 06:23 PM
Are you asking me?
LeftWriteFemme
08-09-2011, 09:07 PM
Don't you keep a list?
Hollylane
08-09-2011, 09:55 PM
Don't you know that I always have a list?
Gentle Tiger
08-09-2011, 10:14 PM
What's on it?
Hollylane
08-09-2011, 10:16 PM
Is it possible that there is only one thing on the list?
Gentle Tiger
08-09-2011, 10:56 PM
Are you implying that the same thing is on multiple lists?
Hollylane
08-09-2011, 10:59 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?? Wouldn't I be pissed if my mystery item is on someone else's list? :D ;)
Gentle Tiger
08-09-2011, 11:00 PM
Is the item really a mystery if it is listed?
LeftWriteFemme
08-10-2011, 04:22 AM
Where has the exclusivity of lists gone?
Hollylane
08-10-2011, 10:48 AM
Am I listing to the left, or more to the right?
LeftWriteFemme
08-10-2011, 12:04 PM
Do you need some ballast?
Hollylane
08-10-2011, 12:18 PM
Should we check the port side?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 01:34 PM
Would it be at the anterior or posterior end?
Hollylane
08-10-2011, 03:04 PM
Would it be wrong to say, we should always check the posterior first?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 03:29 PM
Did you just say, "Check Please"?
Hollylane
08-10-2011, 03:33 PM
Are we going Dutch? :sunglass:
Did I ever mention my opinion on the whole 'Dutch' thing?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 03:51 PM
Is it similar to the one on Dutch ovens?
Don't we all love a nice, hot, bubbly stew made in, and served from, a hot Dutch Oven just pulled from the fire?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 03:58 PM
Isn't there always one who says no?
Is that the one who lives a lifetime of regret?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 04:02 PM
Doesn't saying no sometimes lead to things that are good?
Do you really want to win this one?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 04:35 PM
Aren't we all winners?
Have we agreed upon the prize?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 07:07 PM
Who will make the presentation?
Hollylane
08-10-2011, 08:45 PM
Will there be bunting?
Gentle Tiger
08-10-2011, 09:34 PM
Is there a baseball game somewhere?
LeftWriteFemme
08-10-2011, 10:26 PM
Are you a pitcher or a catcher?
Is that the most perfect question which has ever asked on this thread?
Gentle Tiger
08-11-2011, 01:14 AM
Is there a question worm on this thread?
Hollylane
08-11-2011, 10:51 PM
Was someone drinking Mezcal without me?
http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/mezcal.jpg
Gentle Tiger
08-11-2011, 11:52 PM
Did you see the worm cake?
LeftWriteFemme
08-12-2011, 10:08 PM
Was it made from worm meal?
Gentle Tiger
08-12-2011, 10:46 PM
Is there blood in a turnip?
LeftWriteFemme
08-12-2011, 10:47 PM
Did you squeeze it?
Gentle Tiger
08-12-2011, 11:07 PM
Aren't we not supposed to squeeze the Charmin?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 12:01 AM
Don't you think I squeezed it anyway?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 12:57 PM
Did you make Mr. Whipple cry?
LeftWriteFemme
08-13-2011, 01:01 PM
Did you cry with him?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 01:11 PM
Did you cry for Argentina?
LeftWriteFemme
08-13-2011, 01:12 PM
Do you know I never left you? through all my wild years....that mad existance
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 01:14 PM
But wasn't the cake left?
LeftWriteFemme
08-13-2011, 01:18 PM
Can you leave a cake out when it's not raining?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 01:29 PM
Can you stand the rain?
Isn't that an Etta James song?
LeftWriteFemme
08-13-2011, 01:39 PM
Isn't she wonderful?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 09:04 PM
Is she also lovely?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 09:08 PM
Do you think Stevie...wonders?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 09:10 PM
Are you now wondering as you wander?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 09:16 PM
Do you think I suffer from wanderlust?
LeftWriteFemme
08-13-2011, 09:22 PM
Where are you going my little one, little one?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 09:23 PM
Are you concerned I may go too far?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM
Is there a cure?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 09:34 PM
Are you The Doctor?
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2btO2nKpQl4/SzFWp_RJJjI/AAAAAAAAC8M/NEKu3uZSgFs/DrWho%20-%20S4promo.jpg
Laidbackgrly
08-13-2011, 10:01 PM
Got milk?:canadian:
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 10:03 PM
Is there a hole in the bucket?
UofMfan
08-13-2011, 10:07 PM
Did you put the lime in the coconut?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 10:25 PM
Didn't you shake it all about?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 10:34 PM
Is this going to be a social mixer?
LeftWriteFemme
08-13-2011, 10:35 PM
Is there tonic?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 10:38 PM
Will there be vodka and lime with the tonic?
UofMfan
08-13-2011, 10:49 PM
Doesn't lime go with everything?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 10:50 PM
What is the order again? Lick it, suck it, slam it?
UofMfan
08-13-2011, 10:51 PM
Do you really want me to answer that?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 10:51 PM
Was the Out of Order sign posted?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 10:52 PM
Did you post out of order?
UofMfan
08-13-2011, 10:53 PM
Who's out of order?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 10:54 PM
Who said I was on trial?? Is GT playing the role of Judge Judy?
Gentle Tiger
08-13-2011, 10:58 PM
Did the People rest?
Hollylane
08-13-2011, 10:58 PM
Aren't you going to give me the rest of the cake?
Duchess
08-14-2011, 11:11 AM
Didn't G-Tiger leave the cake out in the rain?
LeftWriteFemme
08-15-2011, 09:19 PM
Do you think I will ever find that recipe again?
Dean Thoreau
08-16-2011, 02:56 AM
Is it in the Old Recipe Home?
Gentle Tiger
08-16-2011, 10:31 AM
Have you checked the archives?
UofMfan
08-16-2011, 05:11 PM
Are there even archives to be checked?
LeftWriteFemme
08-16-2011, 05:19 PM
Is the check in the mail?
UofMfan
08-16-2011, 05:28 PM
Isn't it always?
LeftWriteFemme
08-16-2011, 05:58 PM
Did you remember to sign it?
UofMfan
08-16-2011, 06:39 PM
Do I look senile?
LeftWriteFemme
08-16-2011, 06:56 PM
Can you remember, penny, table, rose?
Gentle Tiger
08-17-2011, 12:08 AM
Were they even here today?
LeftWriteFemme
08-17-2011, 06:07 AM
Can you remember these three items?
UofMfan
08-17-2011, 07:21 AM
Are you asking for a threesome?
LeftWriteFemme
08-17-2011, 08:53 AM
Are you offering?
JoSchmooze
08-17-2011, 09:19 AM
Would it be appropriate to offer?
Gentle Tiger
08-17-2011, 10:45 AM
Has that ever been a roadblock?
LeftWriteFemme
08-19-2011, 11:05 PM
Has that ever been a roadblock?
Are your papers in order for the police officers?
Gentle Tiger
08-19-2011, 11:23 PM
Is permission needed to travel at night?
LeftWriteFemme
08-19-2011, 11:55 PM
How long have you been traveling at night?
Hollylane
08-20-2011, 09:19 AM
Do you think I started traveling at night when I left Transylvania?
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/8/87/Count-fullbody.jpg
Gentle Tiger
08-20-2011, 10:03 AM
Were you counting then?
Hollylane
08-20-2011, 01:25 PM
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor?
Gentle Tiger
08-20-2011, 01:28 PM
You are on the floor now?
Hollylane
08-20-2011, 01:36 PM
Do you think recent conversations have left me floored?
Gentle Tiger
08-20-2011, 02:36 PM
Did you fall on the floor after banging your head?
Hollylane
08-20-2011, 03:03 PM
Was it the head injury, or am I perpetually being made dizzy by Glen?
Gentle Tiger
08-20-2011, 04:41 PM
Are you sure Glen did it?
Hollylane
08-20-2011, 05:02 PM
Are you implying that I am dizzy in general?
Gentle Tiger
08-20-2011, 05:03 PM
Are you in the shoe section again?
Hollylane
08-20-2011, 05:35 PM
Don't you think I have enough shoes?
Gentle Tiger
08-20-2011, 06:30 PM
Do you live in a shoe?
Hollylane
08-21-2011, 10:12 PM
Is it story hour?
Gentle Tiger
08-21-2011, 10:21 PM
What floor is it on?
Hollylane
08-21-2011, 10:37 PM
Will there be a bellhop for the luggage?
Gentle Tiger
08-21-2011, 11:05 PM
How much will they be tipped?
Hollylane
08-21-2011, 11:06 PM
Who said we were going cow tipping?
Gentle Tiger
08-21-2011, 11:31 PM
Are the cows unionized?
Hollylane
08-21-2011, 11:36 PM
Are you volunteering to be their union rep?
Gentle Tiger
08-21-2011, 11:55 PM
Will someone leave a message as well?
Well isn't that a great message?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 05:14 PM
Was the message marked urgent?
Duchess
08-22-2011, 05:54 PM
Are you talking about the message given to the preacher?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 06:40 PM
Did you see the usher?
UofMfan
08-22-2011, 06:41 PM
Was he in concert?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 06:50 PM
Is there concert free?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 08:45 PM
Are you offering free cake?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 09:25 PM
Did the cake sing or dance?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 09:27 PM
Is there such a thing as cake karaoke?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 09:29 PM
In the cake lounge?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 09:31 PM
Is that where they blow out the candles?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 09:32 PM
Did find the cake puzzle?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 09:48 PM
Will this be like pictionary?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 10:01 PM
Did Scrabble go home?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 10:07 PM
Are we talking about tiles again?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 10:57 PM
Did someone pick up the Tilex?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 11:03 PM
Was there mildew at the Bates Motel?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 11:16 PM
Was the register signed?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 11:29 PM
Do you have identification?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 11:33 PM
Was it a test for the emergency broadcast system?
Hollylane
08-22-2011, 11:36 PM
What is that awful sound?
Gentle Tiger
08-22-2011, 11:52 PM
Is it the sound of music?
LeftWriteFemme
08-23-2011, 05:58 AM
Are your play clothes made from curtains?
UofMfan
08-23-2011, 06:06 AM
Are we playing?
LeftWriteFemme
08-23-2011, 06:13 AM
Did you start without me?
UofMfan
08-23-2011, 06:13 AM
Would I do such a thing?
LeftWriteFemme
08-23-2011, 06:17 AM
Don't you warm up before you pitch?
UofMfan
08-23-2011, 06:22 AM
What makes you think i am not warmed up?
LeftWriteFemme
08-23-2011, 06:23 AM
Should I take your temperature?
UofMfan
08-23-2011, 06:27 AM
Do you think that would be wise?
LeftWriteFemme
08-23-2011, 06:53 AM
Could it be dangerous?
UofMfan
08-23-2011, 11:08 AM
How do you define dangerous?
Gentle Tiger
08-23-2011, 11:21 AM
You have to have a physical to play?
LeftWriteFemme
08-23-2011, 11:37 AM
Would you like a physical?
Gentle Tiger
08-23-2011, 12:00 PM
Is that an entree?
puddin'
08-23-2011, 03:47 PM
would you like a side salad wit' dat! lol
Gentle Tiger
08-23-2011, 04:12 PM
Are representing the salad?
Hollylane
08-24-2011, 07:52 AM
Would you like a vinaigrette?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 11:03 AM
Are you trying to poison me?
Hollylane
08-24-2011, 12:22 PM
What are you trying to say about my cooking?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 12:51 PM
You do that?
Hollylane
08-24-2011, 01:06 PM
Does too much Glen cause naughtiness?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 01:13 PM
Is Glen a cake substitute?
Hollylane
08-24-2011, 04:47 PM
Would it surprise you if I said "ABSOLUTELY"?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 04:48 PM
Is that a variation of Absolute?
Hollylane
08-24-2011, 04:50 PM
Shaken or stirred?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 04:56 PM
Is that a song?
Hollylane
08-24-2011, 05:03 PM
Are you itching like a man in a fuzzy tree?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 05:10 PM
Are you wanting to enjoy a fuzzy navel beverage?
Hollylane
08-24-2011, 05:15 PM
Body shots? How did we get to body shots?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 05:31 PM
Did you use mapquest or Garmin?
Red Dirt Girl
08-24-2011, 05:45 PM
Who wants to know?
Gentle Tiger
08-24-2011, 06:46 PM
Is this public or classified information?
Hollylane
08-25-2011, 07:00 AM
Do you have the proper clearance?
Do you have the proper clearance?
I don't think it is properly clear, do you ?
LeftWriteFemme
08-25-2011, 09:30 AM
How tall do I need to be to clear this properly?
Gentle Tiger
08-25-2011, 10:39 AM
Can you see me now?
LeftWriteFemme
08-25-2011, 10:43 AM
Am I looking for you?
Gentle Tiger
08-25-2011, 11:09 AM
Are you looking around?
LeftWriteFemme
08-25-2011, 11:11 AM
Are you commenting on my roundness?
Gentle Tiger
08-25-2011, 11:17 AM
Did you read the commentaries?
LeftWriteFemme
08-25-2011, 11:20 AM
Whatever gave you the idea that I can read?
Gentle Tiger
08-25-2011, 12:03 PM
Isn't it fundamental?
LeftWriteFemme
08-25-2011, 12:11 PM
Fundamentalist? Do you think I'm a proselytizer?
Gentle Tiger
08-25-2011, 01:05 PM
Aren't you Evangelist LeftWriteFemme?
LeftWriteFemme
08-25-2011, 01:08 PM
Didn't you know I'm recovering from that?
Gentle Tiger
08-25-2011, 01:25 PM
There another cover?
Hollylane
08-26-2011, 06:52 AM
Is there a blanket involved?
LeftWriteFemme
08-26-2011, 07:29 AM
Would that be a blanket apology?
Gentle Tiger
08-26-2011, 10:31 AM
Is Apologetics still being taught?
LeftWriteFemme
08-26-2011, 11:31 AM
Did you learn it?
Gentle Tiger
08-26-2011, 12:25 PM
Are Tigers in school?
LeftWriteFemme
08-26-2011, 12:51 PM
Haven't you heard of Zigfreed or Roy?
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