Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[JustBeingMe]

Is it logical to think that everything is a chemical reaction?

Are you sure you want to ask that question?

[Leigh]

What question?

[amiyesiam]

why am I still coughing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were there catalysts involved?

[Leigh]

Were they supposed to be involved?

[Soft*Silver]

who is involved with who???

[ravfem]

could you define "involved" for us?

[SuperFemme]

involved means boinking, doesn't it?

[ravfem]

i wonder if that's why i got this look ~~> :|
when i said i was involved with the local library?

[SuperFemme]

well, now we know involved at least means "checking out", right?
i'd have worried more if you'd have said you were involved with the local boy scout troop don't you think?

[ravfem]

ok so when i'm checking out the hotness that abounds around here,
i just say i'm involving?

[SuperFemme]

are you always so darned funny?

[ravfem]

uh...is that funny ha ha or funny queer?

[Gayla]

You think queer is funny?

[ravfem]

am i in trouble?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you feel the need to be in trouble?

[ravfem]

which is more important:

need or want?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't it depend on where one is sitting?

[ravfem]

if i'm wearing depends, does it matter where i sit?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't that depend on the depends that you're sitting in when you need or want to be in trouble and how the rope is used when you're in trouble?

[ravfem]

*swallow*

um...rope?

[Gentle Tiger]

The depends didn't tell you?

[ravfem]

is that my mama i hear callin me?

[ravfem]

whachall talkin bout in here?

[tuffboi29]

Why don't you just answer the question rav?

[ravfem]

i loved essays in school, didn't y'all?

[suebee]

What were you - the teacher's pet?

[Leigh]

Never was ~ isnt that where the teacher pets a student?

[Gemme]

It's not when the teacher buys a pet for the class and someone inevitably flushes Goldie?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is June getting all up in my essays? Isn't June the essay after all?

[Leigh]

Oh so June is the teacher?

[Licious]

Is there any reason June SHOULDN'T be the teacher?

[Licious]

(love this game, used to watch it played on "who's line is it anyway?" subscribing)

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it a bit frisky to be playing with lines when June is inquiring about essays during the season of "June IS the essay"? And where is Millie?

[Diva]

May I change my name to Rapunzel, even though my hair is short?

[Gentle Tiger]

June are getting Millie confused with Myrtle? And isn't Rapunzel code for Divalisciosity to keep the crowds at a distance?

What is Milly reading?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it proper protocol for the essay to be asking about?

[JustBeingMe]

Did the essay bake me a cake?

Uhm, didn't you eat that cake already?
And where the heck is MY PIECE JUNE???????????

[Soft*Silver]

Am I hearing right? Are you asking for a piece of June?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the plot thickening?

[SuperFemme]

the plot always thickens, doesn't it?

[Blaze]

Who said they needed plots? I have pieces of plots to sell, any one seen June?
http://www.theflavorlab.net/Magical%20Cake_large.jpg

[ravfem]

is that chocolate?

[SuperFemme]

june has pieces? of WHAT?

[suebee]

Are you really asking about pieces of June when there's chocolate cake to be had? (no offense June ;))

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is Millie over there with June's upside down pieces or is it Millie who is upside down?

[UofMfan]

Why would anyone want pieces of June when there was chocolate? (None taken, BeeGirl)

What could be better than chocolate?

[Bob]

Does chocolate really ellicit sexual feelings?

Actually, June, I didn't mean to 'thank' you for this post, although perhaps you might take it as an overall belated 'thanks' for your many fine contributions to this site and elsewhere: on an unrelated note, isn't ellicit more commonly spelled 'elicit'? ;)

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who has abilities?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does FBG remember how to dial a phone?


A girl is sorry?

[Passionaria]

Does FBG remember how to dial a phone?

Who called?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why would you want to be first?

[Bob]

Who's on first?

(Extra points given for not saying "Whose" *Glaring* at Bob)

Who's taking my name in vain? By whose authority do you do so?

Also:


http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif

[The_Lady_Snow]

Apostrophe police, who knew?

[Queerasfck]

Who is Cobra Kai anyway?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you never watched the Karate Kid?

[Queerasfck]

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

http://blogs.amctv.com/movie-blog/karatekid560.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

Remember when Mr Morita played Arnold on Happy Days???

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you coming or not?

[weatherboi]

you didn't get the memo? :mohawk:

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you talkin' to me? :dozey:

[weatherboi]

well are there any other Gentle Tigers hanging around these parts??:mohawk:

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I the only one?

[weatherboi]

can we agree to "the one and only"?? :)

[Gentle Tiger]

Will I remember that?

[weatherboi]

have you ever played concentration before?

[UofMfan]

Are you obsessed with Bob?

[UofMfan]

Why should I tell him?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's Bob?

[UofMfan]

Why are you always throwing me the jobs you don't want?

[UofMfan]

Maybe? And I am with Snow, who is Bob?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who will play the role of Concentration in the play?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Hey Grant? Wanna play?

[weatherboi]

shall we take it to the bedroom Ms? :mohawk:

[Bob]

Who am I? Who are YOU?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is Bob over there with Millie?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why is everyone so confused?

[weatherboi]

i don't feel confused...leash or belt?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why can't you have both?

[weatherboi]

have i told You lately that i love them both?:mohawk:

[moxie]

Should I be privy to this discussion? ;)

[The_Lady_Snow]

Sure, why not?

[moxie]

Couldn't it make people jealous?

[weatherboi]

shall we take it to the kitchen??

[Gentle Tiger]

How much concentration is in the concentrate when there is a leash or belt in the kitchen?

[Gayla]

Is Millie really here?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do I know Millie???

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you looking for her?

[Gentle Tiger]

How does one know?

[weatherboi]

this Millie person...have you noticed her mysterious ways?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why, was she playing on the washing machine again?

[weatherboi]

you saw that too???

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you know more than you're letting on?

[weatherboi]

are you asking me if i heard any gossip???

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an implication that gossip takes place in these parts?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is this Peyton Place or what?

[Diva]

Aren't You too young to know about Peyton Place? <smile>

[SuperFemme]

it's a cross between shady acres, sorority hell and peyton place isn't it?

[SuperFemme]

do you think June will mind if I call her dirty birdie and claim to be her number on fan?

[SuperFemme]

you really don't want me to make you hobble nobble do you? :sock:

[JustBeingMe]

Is this Old McDonalds Bird Farm ?

[Nina]

is it just me or is "everyone" else upset that Roman Polansk is out on the town at a jazz event?...and, that his rape of a 13 year old girl has been reconfigured to "having sex with a 13 year old girl"?

I don't get it...did he do something that was SO meaningful and far-reaching for humanity that he has a free pass to run from justice (such that it is) and 'have sex' with children with no accountability?

[UofMfan]

Do you ever sleep?

[Nina]

who?....me?

[UofMfan]

What is the point? (No, not you Nina, June)

[Nina]

how come you don't want to talk about me?

[UofMfan]

Who says I don't want to talk about you?

[The_Lady_Snow]

How about we talk about me???

[Gentle Tiger]

Is me a complicated subject?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Um, is everything always about YOU???

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't that already submitted into evidence? YOU is exhibit A right?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What?

What chu thinkin?

That this is CSI???

[SuperFemme]

i wonder if anyone else thinks polanski gets a pass on rape because his wife was sharon tate? isn't manson held out as the most heinous crime ever?

[Nina]

where *is* bob when ya need him?

I have a bob at home---never can have too many bobs, eh?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why did my brain go to Dark Shadows when I read Peyton Place? And why can't this be CSI if it's Peyton Place? Wait, wouldn't Perry Mason be better?

[SuperFemme]

my mind consists mainly of dark shadows, doesn't it?

[Nina]

is it bragging to say that I wager I have The Best memories/stories of dark shadow watching ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you ever have to adjust the aluminum foil on the antenna during an episode?

[SuperFemme]

it's never a good idea to underestimate the power of a tin foil hat, is it?

[The_Lady_Snow]

How many of us have them?

[SuperFemme]

i'd venture to say more than people would ever guess, huh?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Would you believe I am not fond of guessing games?

[SuperFemme]

yes. would you believe that i am not a fan of empirical data?

[The_Lady_Snow]

yes. would you believe that i am not a fan of empirical data?



Is that anything like an Imperial Storm Trooper????

[The_Lady_Snow]

Explain to me, why would anyone want to expand them?

[weatherboi]

maybe to fit a bigger head?? :jester:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying SF has a big head?

[weatherboi]

would you believe that I had no idea we were talking about SF and her head??:jester:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you playing innocent on me?

[SuperFemme]

isn't the perfect tin foil hat those old school jiffy pop popcron things that you hold over a stove burner and the foil top grows into a big balloon?

is anyone else skeptical of the term "bifidus regularis"?

[The_Lady_Snow]

I bet you get a kick out of having everyone get their dictionaries out huh?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it a given that everyone has a dictionary?

[weatherboi]

do you have a computer??

[Gentle Tiger]

Would anyone believe me if I said no because that is a trick question? Is weatherboi really a trickyboi?

:batman:

[The_Lady_Snow]

What are you implying???

[Gentle Tiger]

If someone answers yes, wouldn't they then be admitting they have access to a dictionary even if they didn't posses one? And doesn't that make the question a trick question? And don't I now have to go look up the word implying? :jester:

[SuperFemme]

hmm. here i thought that claiming you have no computer whilst posting online makes it not a trick question. maybe you confused trick and trap?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will the end result of either term be different if they are closely examined?

[SuperFemme]

who knew you and GT were brought up with tons of money?
would you believe that we used store brand green beans cans?

[Gentle Tiger]

We had tons of money and you didn't tell us??:shocking:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you accusing us of ageism???

[SuperFemme]

isn't she just taunting us with her canned peaches?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does she not can the apple butter???

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I the only person in the United States who has never tasted apple butter?

[SuperFemme]

fine. i will do register. why do you hurt me so?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What's up with the socks?

[SuperFemme]

isn't my fbg status enough to practically taunt you into doing so?

[The_Lady_Snow]

June? Would you be so kind to remind SF of her status?(it's FBG2) pretty pretty please?????

[SuperFemme]

shouldn't you be telling june to remind me every day? it is ME we are talking about, isn't it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I the only person in the United States who has never tasted apple butter?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You realize how far I can go with that right?

[SuperFemme]

isn't that true in more than one way? and isn't herding way better than hoarding?

[Gentle Tiger]

ummm...what is FBG let alone FBG2?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You didn't know I was a baby girl?

[tuffboi29]

Could somebody please fill me in on what FBG is?Then maybe after wards...fill me in on what FBG2 is?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who is this guy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can I get a volunteer?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Bueller?

Bueller?

You really wanna know?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it Bueller that thou doest truly seek? Wilt thou reward one with such knowledge?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you channeling Shakespeare?

[Nina]

"first we eliminated the bags...then we thought about balls"...what do you think that direct quote is from?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wilst thou not believe if the words were from mine own fingers? And where is my jujun?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is person driving the ice cream truck playing Christmas songs? Why???

[SuperFemme]

isn't because he wants to sell his icy treats?

[weatherboi]

are we assuming the driver is a he??

[SuperFemme]

have you ever seen anybody other than a creepy guy cruising in an ice cream truck?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you think Grant is creepy????

[SuperFemme]

yes. good creepy. endearing creepy. is that bad?

[Gayla]

Doesn't Jingle Bells make everyone want a drumstick?

[SuperFemme]

jingle bells is strictly the mating call for those who love bomb pops. isn't it?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Remember on Mean Girls? The part where they danced to Jingle Bells?

[Gayla]

Am I the one one on the planet who's never seen Mean Girls?

[Gentle Tiger]

Gayla isn't the answer no since I have never seen the show either?

[SuperFemme]

omg. is it lame that i LOVE that movie?
or is it lame that gayla is lacking such an important theatrical work?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there some television discrimination going on if a reference is made and we don't get it? Should we go start a thread about non-inclusive references being made? And did this thought just make be bust out laughing?

[Gayla]

Can we blame that on my lame ass?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this where we change a letter, lame to lamb?

[SuperFemme]

i'm pretty sure that we all cherish that movie made in 2000.
it was lindsay lolhans last successful role, and shouldn't we be celebrating that on the ever of her jail sentence?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying lambs are lame?

[SuperFemme]

lambs cannot be lame, don't you think silence of the lambs covered that?

[Nina]

can I join with june?

[Gayla]

Are y'all lying about the Mean Girls just to make my ass appear less lame?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you for realz? You never seen it?

[Gayla]

How come the fact that I have for reals never seen Mean Girls is so shocking?

[SuperFemme]

poor unfortunate souls. :|

[Gayla]

poor unfortunate souls. :|

Is this like AGT where we get to smack someone with a big red X if they forget the ?

[The_Lady_Snow]

I guess you have never seen Jaw Breaker either?

[Gayla]

WTF is Jaw Breaker?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You don't know?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would we ever be fake even if the shock that is being expressed is making me laugh?

[Gentle Tiger]

Jawbreaker is a type of candy isn't it?

[SuperFemme]

is my love of getting smacked that transparent?

[SuperFemme]

i thought the rattling around the can was symbolic of the sound your brain makes, no?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Woman?

Aren't you supposed to be sleeping now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't they what we put in the Del Monte cans when we want to call long distance?

Didn't I forget that part?

[cane]

what are you talking about? do you know?

[Softhearted]

what are you talking about? do you know?

Is talking about knowing or knowing talking about?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do we know what, how we made long distance calls back in the days of Antiquities?

[Softhearted]

But how much were those long distance calls back in those days?

[Gentle Tiger]

GT, wasn't it two-four jawbreakers depending upon location?

Didn't it also depend on if you had the red hot ones vs. the plain red ones vs. the ones with something sour in the middle?

[tuffboi29]

All this talk about candy...does anyone know if they still make Jawbreakers?

[Gayla]

Do you mean these (http://www.oldtimecandy.com/jaw-breakers.htm)?

[JustBeingMe]

Omg, won't those things break off your teeth?

[ravfem]

not if you know what you're doing, right?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who let the ants in?

[ravfem]

you got ants in your pants?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't the Surgeon General address that matter?

[ravfem]

is "ants" a synonym for "cigarettes" these days?

[suebee]

Wouldn't the ant object to being smoked?

[chefhmboyrd]

have you ever had a smoked ant?

[JoSchmooze]

why do I have to go out and get some tomatoes when I'd planned the whole day at home?

Will tomatoes actually grow well in your area?

:cowboy:

[Nina]

Will tomatoes actually grow well in your area?

:cowboy:

no...they won't really grow well in san francisco...I do have 4 plants out in the yard...and while they are pretty Big...and have lots of blooms, they have *yet* to burst into tomatoes...I have one and 1/2 tiny green ones on one plant, hidden away, but...other than that...nothing, really...had I given it more thought I'd have gotten some plants that actually Do grow in this part of the city...we'll see what happens and maybe next year...

in the mean time I have all the jars ready for a massive canning weekend when the season is at it's peak...

tmi?...

N

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is this gardening 101?

[JoSchmooze]

Is this gardening 101?

Did I ever actually promise you a rose garden?

:cowboy:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did I ever actually promise you a rose garden?

:cowboy:



Didn't they tell you?

Can it be a cactus one instead?

[JoSchmooze]

Didn't they tell you?

Can it be a cactus one instead?

Some cacti only bloom once - will that be enough for you?

:cowboy:

[weatherboi]

Do you really wanna know?? :mohawk:

[The_Lady_Snow]

What are we gonna know?

[Gentle Tiger]

What choices do we have if we have to choose?

[weatherboi]

Did Ms tell you that I am much happier when I get to choose the cane or the belt?

[UofMfan]

Why do you get to choose?

[AtLast]

When do I get to choose for you?


When do I get to make some decisions?

:goodluck:

[weatherboi]

Shouldn't that be a question you pose to my Ms??

[SuperFemme]

i would think that one would have to win thumb wrestling, rock paper scissors, and then endure a beating by either cane or belt with and from snowy to have a place on the decision process, don't you?

[suebee]

Shouldn't we form a committee, a couple of working groups, do a study, consult the general population and then present a variety of proposals instead?

[weatherboi]

Wouldn't that be abuse of public resources??

[Dean Thoreau]

Would committees and forming a group be redundant?

[suebee]

Would you rather form a panel?

[moxie]

Why are we talking about wood paneling?

[suebee]

Didn't you get the memo?

[Mitmo01]

Why didnt I get my cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

If we get there how will we know where we were?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are we there yet?

[suebee]

Would you mind if we took an alternate route?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why were people asking about the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? :|

[weatherboi]

who is chuck?

[Mitmo01]

Did you say I had to come in on SUUUNNNNDAYYY?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you? And what if you hadn't?

[tuffboi29]

Were are we going..why is Chuck with us..and how come he gets the cane?

[Gayla]

Well then, don't we also need to plan a potluck?

[Gentle Tiger]

What? June has a thing for the Cactus? What's next?

[Gentle Tiger]

And where is the rope?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the volume of wicked thoughts on the rise?

[suebee]

What about breakout groups and caucus'? Don't I always say they're my favorite? What have you got against them, anyway?

And what about a weekend retreat to explore our feelings on the cauci? (plural of caucus - in Canadian dictionaries at least) :sunglass:

[suebee]

Is the volume of wicked thoughts on the rise?

Would you be disappointed if it wasn't?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did June forget the surveys? And what about personality assessment tools?

[Gayla]

Is anyone else experiencing flashbacks from all this?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does Cybersuebee think I have lots of wicked thoughts and would alone if there were a low wicked thought count?

[Softhearted]

What are "low" wicked thoughts?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do low wicked thoughts combine with high wicked thoughts cause flashbacks?