Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Why? Did I leave some tangled in my hair?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you use the wrong shampoo?

[Hollylane]

Should I just wear the wig?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you tried hair extensions?

[Hollylane]

Should I get a tail?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you be wearing half of a tux?

[Honey]

Will you be wearing half of a tux?

Yes, actually. Do you want the bottom or the top half ?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you be the top since I am a bottom?

[Starbuck]

You want what done to your bottom?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What are my choices?

[Honey]

There are soo many possibilities..Do we have to choose ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Has a decision been made yet?

[Hollylane]

Are you calling me indecisive?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what you are today?

[Hollylane]

Can't I just have one day with someone else at the wheel?

[Honey]

Yes !! Can you bring a bag to puke in ?

[Hollylane]

Has the seatbelt sign been turned on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you turn me on?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone press the button?

[Hollylane]

Is there an appropriate response?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you be doing the research?

[Hollylane]

Is there an app for that?

[SoNotHer]

And should it be downloaded, or uploaded?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is A always the tab and B the slot?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you want to insert something?

[SoNotHer]

Do you think my cord will reach?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How long is your cord?

[SoNotHer]

Does the snapping, retractable action of a FatMax make you swoon?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Is this another way of inquiring about someone's tools?

[Honey]

Can't you just say- if you show me yours, I'll show you mine???

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have a view master? Is anyone around here even old enough to understand that reference?

[SoNotHer]

Have you ever wondered why no one created "custom reels" for a boudoir Viewmaster?

[Hollylane]

Have you checked on Craig's list?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How long is your list?

[SoNotHer]

Were you the one who responded to my CL post for a "kilt lifter"?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it getting longer by the minute?

[LeftWriteFemme]

You measure yours?

[Gentle Tiger]

What, you count yours?

[Hollylane]

Am I counting myself lucky?

[SoNotHer]

Would it be more productive to be "counted fucky"?

[Hollylane]

Would I have to rearrange my hair afterward?

[SoNotHer]

Would you rather some careless hugger muss it?

[Hollylane]

Is that how it lost the crunch factor?

[SoNotHer]

Are you thinking about what cracked after my singing voice was heard publicly?

[Hollylane]

Was that before or after the Patron shot glass skidded off the table and ended up in my cleavage? :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is your breast drunk?

[Hollylane]

Is it safe to say that at least one of them could have used a little salt and lime?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that really necessary?

[Hollylane]

Can I just say that some experiences I could do without?

[Gentle Tiger]

How are they ranked?

[Hollylane]

Are some experiences more rank than others?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ranking experiences still are you?

[Hollylane]

Is there a rank below zero?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ranks below zero, could there be?

[Hollylane]

Can I just prank now instead? Or would you rather I pull your leg or possibly yank your chain?

[mustangjeano]

Where is the chain gang?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't one generally try to avoid the ball and chain situation?

[mustangjeano]

How many of us have escaped that?

[Hollylane]

Did they all have bolt cutters?

[mustangjeano]

Did they run for the hills?

[Hollylane]

Do the hills have eyes?

[mustangjeano]

Aren't they watching us all the time or am I paranoid?

[Hollylane]

Did you check over your shoulder?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't it true that just because you're paraniod doesn't mean that they aren't all out to get you?

[Hollylane]

How self absorbed would one have to be to notice that?

[mustangjeano]

How can I be self absorbed whe I am watching over my shoulder?

[Hollylane]

Did you spill the salt?

[mustangjeano]

May I lick it off?

[mustangjeano]

Would it be wrong to dream about that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the dream caused by something you ate?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer you an antacid?

[JAGG]

Shouldn't you have just said no ?

[Hollylane]

Do I think that "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request...means no." should cover that pretty clearly?

[Honey]

when a girl says "no", can we knock her down and take it anyway ????

[Hollylane]

Perhaps a visit to my new website www.no.justfuckno.com would help to answer that question, no? ;)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you do that?

[Hollylane]

What do you mean by that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I ask you a different question?

[Hollylane]

Yes, but is it a possibility that I won't have an answer?

[SoNotHer]

Do I think it's a possibility you will have an annoying question?

[Hollylane]

Aren't you stating the obvious?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I am obviously annoying????? :(

[Hollylane]

Aren't sugar ants annoying?

[JAGG]

I just can't slip anything by you,can I ?

[Hollylane]

Are you making a report on a slip and fall incident?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What was that you were slipping her?

[Hollylane]

What do you think of Mickey Rourke?

[SoNotHer]

Or shall I slip you a mighty Mickey?

[Hollylane]

Can't you ever pretend to be as meek as a mouse?

[SoNotHer]

Is it true the meek inherit the mirth?

[Hollylane]

Does this face look bovvered?

[SoNotHer]

Is it mirthful? Yet?

[Hollylane]

Do I have to laugh gayly before you stop bovvering me about it?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't the answer to that question come more easily if I knew what "it" is?

[Hollylane]

Is what "it" is, really what "it" is all about?

[SoNotHer]

Did my eyes just cross?

[Hollylane]

You mean the left one finally stopped wandering?

[SoNotHer]

Would a good head slap take care of that?

[Hollylane]

You want for me to try it out on you?

[Gentle Tiger]

What are the controls for this experiment?

[SoNotHer]

Would that be as much fun as giving orders or are you looking for a combo on that?

[Hollylane]

Can I super size that?

[mustangjeano]

Does it come with fries?

[Hollylane]

Am I pretty sure those will be unsalted french fries?

[mustangjeano]

Am I to assume that you don't trust me around salty things?

[willow]

Do you require a mineral lick?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Am I too salty for you?

[JAGG]

Am I too salty for you?

Isn't sodium bad for heart?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Doesn't it put a smile on your face?

[JAGG]

Doesn't it put a smile on your face?

Don't you think some faces are so beautiful?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I haven't noticed?

[Hollylane]

Is someone passing out rose colored glasses?

[JAGG]

Is someone passing out rose colored glasses?

Does anyone really believe it could pass a litmus test ?

[Hollylane]

Are you vetting someone?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you hoping for something else?

[Hollylane]

Can I have a lollipops for 10,000 Alex?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you ignoring the fact that you do not deserve any lollipops because of the ear worm you planted?

[Hollylane]

Can I assist you along in your shufflin' toward the direction of WWF?

[SoNotHer]

Have we gone from head slapping to smackdowns?

[Hollylane]

Wanna try and see if I can do a piledriver and say "no" simultaneously?

[SoNotHer]

Are some things a foregone conclusion?

Wanna try and see if I can do a piledriver and say "no" simultaneously?

[Hollylane]

In conclusion, may I just say...."No"?

[SoNotHer]

Wasn't "No" also the body and preface?

In conclusion, may I just say...."No"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I expected to know what that means?

[SoNotHer]

You don't know "no"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that an undiscovered species?

[SoNotHer]

Did the undiscovered NoNo replace the now extinct Dodo?

[Hollylane]

Are we hooked on phonics?

[Midnight]

Do you remember when you had to hook up the phone?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you say you'd give me a ring???

[JAGG]

Did you say you'd give me a ring???

Are you hearing voices or just daydreaming?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the answer No, No, No?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you sure that is the answer you wish to give?

[SoNotHer]

And is that your final answer?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is being given?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to hazard a guess or leave with a Capital One check now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Which came first, the capital or the check?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to call a lifeline for that answer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where's the boat?

[starryeyes]

Can we get the boat at dinner tonight??

[SoNotHer]

Sea food? Sea sickness?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it time to go fishing?

[The Oopster]

what are we fishing for?

[starryeyes]

Why does she always fish for compliments??

[The Oopster]

What if we are fresh out of compliments?

[starryeyes]

Does this color complement my eyes?

[chefhmboyrd]

Why are you questioning my authority?

who made you boss?

[chefhmboyrd]

why am i so far behind??
:fart:

[The Oopster]

what if I can't handle multiple questioning going on?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why? Is it hot?

[SoNotHer]

Is your needle in the red?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you do with a red needle?

[SoNotHer]

Stop doing what you were doing with the green needle?

[starryeyes]

Why is this secretion green??

[Hollylane]

Did any of you see the Green Hornet streaking through here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a difference between streaks and highlights?

[Hollylane]

Will you be sharing the highlights?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have the reels?

[starryeyes]

Have you heard of the band Reel Big Fish?

[Hollylane]

You do know that I keep the one you're concerned about in the vault for ammunition, right?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it two turns to the left and then right?

[starryeyes]

Are you sure you heard her right?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did her right made a sound in the forest?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you lost?

[willow]

Will you send out a search party?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know who you're looking for?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you looking for Dr. Who?

[starryeyes]

Who let the dogs out?? *dance* lol.

[SoNotHer]

What does a dyslexic, agnostic with insomnia do?

[Hollylane]

Can I get you a biscuit?

[Honey]

Do I have to do a trick for that biscuit ?

[Hollylane]

Which tricks do you know?

[SoNotHer]

Would telling someone that I can saw a woman in half be a good opener on a first date?

[Hollylane]

Would that rate up there with telling them that you have a cock coffin?

[SoNotHer]

Would that rate up there with leaving dinner early because you have a date with your hand?

[Hollylane]

Who spreads these rumorstruths?

[SoNotHer]

Have you talked to your hand lately?

[Hollylane]

Would you believe that we're not speaking because it is only interested in one thing?

[SoNotHer]

Did it have something to do with that comment about things getting out of hand?

[Hollylane]

Do you think it knows I am ambidextrous?

[SoNotHer]

Did it catch you saying something like "I got to hand it to you" to your other hand?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like I know sign language?

[SoNotHer]

Has anyone mastered the middle finger flip quite so well as you?

Do I look like I know sign language?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen my finger doing the triple lutz?

[SoNotHer]

Did I see you use that triple lutzed finger to lift a bag full of "no fuck no"?

[Hollylane]

Is the answer yes?

[SoNotHer]

Would you describe yourself as handy?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen my tool belt? Does it really only need pockets?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't that be handy for pocket pool?

Have you seen my tool belt? Does it really only need pockets?

[Hollylane]

Have you jumped off the deep end?

[SoNotHer]

Should I do some "backstroke roulette" later?

[Hollylane]

Can I place a bet at that table?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know how to play your hand?

[Hollylane]

Do you know that I sometimesneverknow when to fold 'em?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about box corners when making your bed?

[SoNotHer]

Will you be doing some hand work later?

[Hollylane]

Do you have a quarter to bounce?

[Gentle Tiger]

What can be obtained for a quarter?

[Hollylane]

Someone who cares?

[buttercupmuffin]

Someone who cares?

Does anyone care?!

[Gentle Tiger]

What kind of care is given?

[Hollylane]

Does it seem like daycare would be out of my age range?

[buttercupmuffin]

Does it seem like daycare would be out of my age range?
What kind of daycare? :P

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it only given in the day time?

[Hollylane]

Aren't careless whispers whispered in both daylight and moonlight?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you see the moon set this morning?

[Hollylane]

Is the tide coming in or going out when that happens?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why did someone say the cow jumped over the moon?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it always?

[Hollylane]

Jumping over the moon or having a cow?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wasn't I talking about the tides?

[Hollylane]

Are we doing laundry now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Scent free?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you smell something?

[Hollylane]

Is there a scratch and sniff on the thread?

[Gentle Tiger]

What's the thread count?

[Hollylane]

Is there a pea under those mattresses?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone have to go?

[Hollylane]

Who's cleaning that up?

[buttercupmuffin]

Who's cleaning that up?
Didn't you say you would clean it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where is Mr. Clean when you need hym?

[buttercupmuffin]

Where is Mr. Clean when you need hym?

Why is there still a mess?!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where are you looking?

[buttercupmuffin]

Where are you looking?

Did you see that corner over there?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I'm that kind of girl?

[buttercupmuffin]

Do you think I'm that kind of girl?
Are you more of a middle of the room type of girl?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever seen me in a room?

[buttercupmuffin]

Have you ever seen me in a room?

What kind of room is this anyways?

[The Oopster]

What kind of room is this anyways?

is it a room with a view?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you see what I see?

[The Oopster]

if I could see would I be asking all these questions?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you blind?

[The Oopster]

am i??????????

[Gentle Tiger]

When did that happen?

[Hollylane]

When did it happen you ask? Wasn't that your finger in my eye?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you eat the butterfingers?

[SoNotHer]

On Fifth Avenue?

[starryeyes]

Is butterfinger better than snickers??

[Hollylane]

Did I snicker at the comparison?

[SoNotHer]

Would you say no to a Whatchamacallit?

[Hollylane]

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[Gentle Tiger]

On Payday?

[Hollylane]

Does that mean it is everything is going to go my way day?

[mustangjeano]

Don't you deserve that?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be selfish?

[mustangjeano]

Don't we all get to have those days sometimes?

[SoNotHer]

You mean days when we should pat our own backs, and backsides?

[Hollylane]

What does that really accomplish?

[mustangjeano]

Can you elaborate on patting backsides?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen that two by four I left around here?