Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Are you threatening my tail with a carving knife? WTF? ;)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I'm the farmer's wife?

[Hollylane]

Would I rather you sat on a tuffet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you suggesting I am a muffit?

[Hollylane]

Is that better than a Muppet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you suggesting........???

[Hollylane]

Do I often speak in suggestions or do I seem much more direct?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you ask for directions?

[Hollylane]

How did you know I cannot arrive anywhere new without a GPS?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does GPS stand for girl plays secretly or girl plays seductively?

[Hollylane]

Am I confused? I thought it stood for glide past safely?

[Gentle Tiger]

You're playing baseball now? What?

[Honey]

Isn't she ice skating ?

[Gentle Tiger]

But weren't you doing a triple loop?

[Hollylane]

Has this conversation left me loopy?

[Honey]

But weren't you doing a triple loop?

What are your thoughts on doing 3 ?

[Hollylane]

Three triple loops? Or is 3 loops different than triple loops? Why don't we just play hoops instead?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't it depend on what there are three of? Did sentence structure hurt your eyes after you read it?

[Hollylane]

How many times can we all post nearly at the same time? Perhaps 3?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you posting, skating, or playing baseball?

[midwest chick]

Are you posting, skating, or playing baseball?

Are you in charge of posting the skating baseball schedules for this season?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we in the athletic Twilight Zone forum?

[midwest chick]

Are we in the athletic Twilight Zone forum?

Do you enjoy living your life in the Twilight Zone?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you there?

[midwest chick]

Were you there?

For quite a while, did you enjoy your stay there also?

[Hollylane]

Are we learning dog commands this morning?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you roll over or play dead?

[Hollylane]

Do you think I fetch too?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't it be better to have room service?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying you know of a hotel that services you in your room? Is this an over-share?

[Honey]

Hula hoops ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ring toss?

[Midnight]

Which ring?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want to be in Lord of the Rings? What?

[Starbuck]

Are we talking about a Barnum and Baileys three ring circus?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did anyone send in the clowns?

[Hollylane]

Will there be a clown car?

[SoNotHer]

Do we need a lot of fast and ill-timed entrances and exits out of small openings?

[Hollylane]

Does that depend more on the size of the shoes, or the pants?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't one thing usually indicative of the other?

[Hollylane]

Do you get my humor, or what?

[SoNotHer]

Do you get my play on words, your Whatness?

[Gentle Tiger]

Someone was called a "What"? What?

[SoNotHer]

Is "what" the call of the Tiger? And is it time for a loud rep?

Someone was called a "What"? What?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you hear it?

[SoNotHer]

Do you mean the "WHAT?" heard around the world?

Did you hear it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does news travel fast?

[SoNotHer]

Have you seen how quickly I can snap a paper onto a walk from my Trek?

[ladyhawkxx]

Have you seen how quickly I can snap a paper onto a walk from my Trek? Faster than a speeding bullet??

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you higher than a tall building?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have the exact measurements?

[Honey]

Yes,...they are 36-27-35 . Did you measure correctly?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are the right instruments in place?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Should I bend over and say Awwww?

[Hollylane]

Is that a new line dance?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't this a pair's event?

[Hollylane]

Who's going to lead?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you always?

[Hollylane]

But wouldn't I rather be led?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Won't lead make you sick?

[Hollylane]

Is this why I should avoid chewing on my pencils?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't graphite safe?

[Hollylane]

Should we worry about graffiti?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you read the writing on the wall?

[Hollylane]

Are you telling me to read between the lines?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you standing in this line?

[Hollylane]

Is it the line for the loo? Is there a meeting in the ladies room?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How well do you know Lou?

[Hollylane]

Was he at the Holiday party?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was hy the one with the lampshade on hys head?

[Hollylane]

Didn't someone clap and turn his light out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you tried to turn hym on?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't that how it all started?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Shall we get things started?

[Hollylane]

Is there a button for that or do I need a bullhorn?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a button pusher?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't we button up against the cold?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't you need more than buttons when it's raining?

[SoNotHer]

Can you explain the relationship between buttons and rain?

Don't you need more than buttons when it's raining?

[Hollylane]

Are you offering an umbrella?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like me to shower you with love?

[Hollylane]

Is that some kind of euphemism?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we talking showers or sprinkles?

[Hollylane]

Are we talking about the weather?

[SoNotHer]

Could you use a euphemism?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want it in a sentence?

[Gentle Tiger]

Whose doing the sentencing?

[SoNotHer]

Doesn't that depending on who's holding the gavel?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you mean this one? :hammer:

[SoNotHer]

Was that hiding in the bread pudding?

[Midnight]

Wasn't it the Christmas pudding?

[SoNotHer]

Did everyone just leave to go buy Christmas pudding?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't chocolate pudding be better?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't chocolate pudding always better?

[Hollylane]

Who are you calling Puddin'???

[SoNotHer]

Did you just answer to "Puddin'"?

[Hollylane]

Did I do that??

[SoNotHer]

Is there a specific "that" that we are referring to, or is the field wide open for interpretation?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying you're wide open to interpretation? Where shall we begin? ;)

[SoNotHer]

Shall I thank you for not stopping at "wide open"? :-)

[Hollylane]

You know it was a struggle right?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to confess your other struggles in regards to stopping before speaking?

[Hollylane]

You heard that?

[SoNotHer]

And again, "that" can mean so many things, yes?

[Hollylane]

Is my room bugged?

[SoNotHer]

Did you notice an oversized praying mantis with a microphone and cuff link camera?

[Hollylane]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[SoNotHer]

Do I need an incognito mosquito to tell me you're giving me the middle finger?

[Hollylane]

Don't I always say you're super smart?

[SoNotHer]

Do you see a cat-sized house fly going through your drawers now?

[Hollylane]

Do I hope it doesn't leave teeth prints on my personal items?

[SoNotHer]

Would the bite marks augment the textural experience?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying that you think that would be comparable to ribbed? Should I give you the anti-bacterial spray again?

[SoNotHer]

How is the first sentence connected to the second?

[Hollylane]

Am I pretty sure you can figure that out?

[SoNotHer]

Are you good at dropping hints and giving clues?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you think?

[SoNotHer]

Is thinking a prerequisite or can we just dance?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Shall I lead???

[SoNotHer]

Tango......?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

In Paris?

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[SoNotHer]

Shall we dance all night and have saunter to the patisserie in the morning?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will Patti have donuts?

[midwest chick]

Shall we dance all night and have saunter to the patisserie in the morning?

I'm so tired from dancing, I probably can stay awake only a few more hours...is it time for bed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will bed be performing?

[SoNotHer]

Have you done the human wave in a water bed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the human wave different from animal wave?

[Hollylane]

Am I practicing for the waterbed Olympics? Should I try synchronized swimming first?

[SoNotHer]

Can you imitate a blowfish?

[Hollylane]

If I have to do that, hasn't something gone horribly wrong?

[SoNotHer]

Or right....?

[Hollylane]

Do you mean it would be wet and wild?

[midwest chick]

If I have to do that, hasn't something gone horribly wrong?

doesn't that depend on how (who) you're blowing?

[SoNotHer]

Should mouth muscle control be an Olympic sport?

[midwest chick]

Should mouth muscle control be an Olympic sport?

certainly

What are some of the better mouth muscle exercises?

[Hollylane]

Should mouth muscle control be an Olympic sport?

Would that be followed by an Olympic spurt?

[SoNotHer]

Should that be run alongside the "who has the most pronounced banana hammock" contest?

[midwest chick]

Should that be run alongside the "who was the most pronounced banana hammock" contest?

Doesn't that depend on pelvic flexibility?

[Hollylane]

Is a banana hammock similar to a fruit basket?

[SoNotHer]

Would you grab a nut sack?

[Gentle Tiger]

Or is it more like a fruit cake?

[Hollylane]

Would the bananas in the hammock be candied?

[midwest chick]

Or is it more like a fruit cake?

What's in that particular fruit cake? I have some sensitivities...

[SoNotHer]

What does the phrase "candied yam" mean to you?

Would the bananas in the hammock be candied?

[Hollylane]

Am I not for the first time, afraid to ask?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well are you going to ask or what?

[SoNotHer]

Would it be a little over-the-top if I offered you some banana nut bread?

[Hollylane]

Did I just literally hear bananas in hammocks around the world cringe in shock?

[SoNotHer]

What are you feelings on The Nutcracker?

[Hollylane]

Are we talking tights or kitchen tools?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did I just read hammocks as ham hocks?

[midwest chick]

Are we talking tights or kitchen tools?

are you getting out the tight kitchen tools now?

[SoNotHer]

Wooden spoon or whisk?

[midwest chick]

Wooden spoon or whisk?

well, do you have a wooden whisk?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the spatula?

[Hollylane]

Can we use the spatula to scrape the frosting from the bowl?

[midwest chick]

Can we use the spatula to scrape the frosting from the bowl?

Oh, please, can I lick that? or do you want to?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't it wonderful that the corkscrew isn't just for wine anymore?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking a twisted question?

[Hollylane]

Is this a new position or are we plugging up the cave?

[SoNotHer]

Should humor be like martinis - dry with a twist?

[Hollylane]

Is that better than shaken not stirred?

[SoNotHer]

Did I hear the beep-beep of a fleet of trucks backing up to fill that cave?

Is this a new position or are we plugging up the cave?

[Hollylane]

Should you bring your shovel?

[SoNotHer]

And hard hat with lamp?

Should you bring your shovel?

[Hollylane]

What time is the launching party going in? Do I need to redecorate?

[SoNotHer]

Will the Away Team lose the ability to use their communicators as they descend deep down into that cave?


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[Hollylane]

Will someone be available to beam them out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know you are as bright as a sunbeam?

[SoNotHer]

Would you believe that there are some places even a transporter beam can't go?

[Hollylane]

Can't I be filled with darkness AND light?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it a tight spot?

[SoNotHer]

And perhaps matter and antimatter?

[Hollylane]

What does it all mean Basil?

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[SoNotHer]

Does it mean evacuation is complete?


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[Gentle Tiger]

Was there an evacuation or excavation?

[SoNotHer]

Did you see the rapid evacuation after deep excavation?

[Hollylane]

Can I just say :|?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What kind of thing is that to say?

[SoNotHer]

Do we need a deep throat thread?

[Hollylane]

When did this become about Watergate? Have you felt Mark Felt before?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know I used to live there?

[SoNotHer]

If we did a porn version of Watergate, would we need stage water sports on a water bed and would you like to do the "break in"?

[Hollylane]

Will there be stage lights or flood lights?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't the cave require an industrial-sized spot light?

[Hollylane]

If the damn breaks wouldn't there be an electrocution?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would anyone care?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't you care if you weren't wearing your rubberized shoes?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to bounce off the rubber sheets?

[Hollylane]

Am I thinking the rubber sheets you keep are something that should be in the "5 things you never wanted to know about me" thread?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to join me there when you post about your rubber room for "mediation"?

[Hollylane]

Oh come on, don't you know I only thought about having a rubber room after you told me about how easy it is to hose down afterward?

[SoNotHer]

Would your hose be down after a hose down?

Oh come on, don't you know I only thought about having a rubber room after you told me about how easy it is to hose down afterward?

[Hollylane]

Don't you usually steal mine to wear on your head?

[SoNotHer]

Would you prefer me going in as Mr. Potato Head?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have baby potato eyes??

[Gentle Tiger]

what about mashed potatoes?

[SoNotHer]

So now you want to stop to do a 60s dance?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you dance like food?


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[Hollylane]

Are you saying your new name is "Dances With Asparagus"?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't it weird how asparagus makes you pee stink?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you all asparagus pushers now blech!?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that why I am asparagus free?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying you don't like it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you hear me say that?

[midwest chick]

Did you hear me say that?

Are you listening?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you speaking?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know what the one pseduo-psychic-ventriliquist said to the other?

[LeftWriteFemme]

No, what? :rubberducky:

[SoNotHer]

Did I intuit you wanted me to move your lips or am I projecting more than my voice again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did they mix up where to place the vial asparagus?

[PaPa]

What are we talking about here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you pro or anti asparagus?

[midwest chick]

Are you pro or anti asparagus?

Would that be on an amateur or pro level?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to hold hands and sing "The Asparagus Song"?


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[Hollylane]

Still talking about asparagus?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you eating crow?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is crow the new chicken?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is grey the new pink?

[SoNotHer]

Is anybody really out there?

[Hollylane]

Are pinkies better than thumbs?

[weatherboi]

Doesn't that depend on how one is using said pinkie or thumb?

[Gentle Tiger]

How many sets of pinkies and thumbs do you have?

[SoNotHer]

What drugs are you people taking?

[Hollylane]

Were you looking for the pharmacy?

[weatherboi]

Is it 4:20 yet?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it always 4:20 somewhere?

[weatherboi]

Have you taken North Korea into account?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Wouldn't it be nice if we went to our favorite Korean place?

[Hollylane]

You have a favorite Korean place too?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where is it?

[Hollylane]

Is it in the desolate desert landscape of Tucson?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are there many Koreans in Tucson?

[Hollylane]

Do I not know the answer to that question?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would a map help?

[SoNotHer]

How are you with accordion folds?


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[Gentle Tiger]

Did you want to play a tune?

[mustangjeano]

can I play the Kazoo?

[SoNotHer]

Yes, but you can you use your nostrils for this higher purpose?

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[mustangjeano]

Is the booger filter installed?

[weatherboi]

Have you ever noticed elbows to ass when somebody breaks out into a running sprint?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a correct ratio or distance to be aware of?

[sarahwho]

Why do you ask that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why can't you answer any of these questions?

[weatherboi]

Have you seen how unorganized the list is?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could you answer them in the order they were asked?

[weatherboi]

When the end starts at the beginning, where do we start?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't the middle just as important as the beginning and the end?

[starryeyes]

I thought we were almost to the end??