Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they free?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are they free?



Aren't you thinking of Willy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should I be thinking about that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you averse to whale watching?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I being invited to Sea World?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which world do you sea?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where in the world is Carmen?

[Licious]

Do you mean karmen electra?

[Gentle Tiger]

How did Kama Sutra get into the conversation?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you sure it isn't Sandiego?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it Sandiego or Santiago?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know I googled it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are goggles required for travel?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have goggles?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be an opportunity for scuba diving?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did crumbs fall on the ocean floor?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did someone leave the cake out in the rain?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't June cake sitting?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you sneak a cake into June's chair?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would I do something like that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well...could it be that you umm...applied the cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't you the chef?

[Hollylane]

Is it unusual that I am hooked on frosting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you been fooling around in June's butter?

[Hollylane]

Would it be odd if I don't know how to answer this?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should we assume your guilty?

[Hollylane]

How much penance will there be?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does it matter since you enjoy having to do penance?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you getting a spanking?

[Hollylane]

GT is getting a spanking? Did someone bring popcorn?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we watching a movie? Is it a thriller?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it maybe slap-stick?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it a cry for help?

[Hollylane]

Do helping hands mean someone was pinned down?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they on pins and needles?

[Hollylane]

Did you need some hemming done?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ever feel hemmed in?

[Hollylane]

Do stitches count?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they deep wounds?

[Hollylane]

Do you have some sterile gauze?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it time to use the scalpel?

[Hollylane]

Are you supposed to be playing with sharp objects?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How sharp are you?

[Hollylane]

Did your lead break? Would you like to borrow a pencil?

[weatherboi]

Are you implying we go a different route?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen my map?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a #2 Interstate?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is a #2 interstate?

[Hollylane]

Roadtrip???

[LeftWriteFemme]

In this weather?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you know whether it is more noble to look at the cake or eat the cake while engaged elsewhere?

[Hollylane]

Would it be unusual of me to say eat the first cake while shopping for a second one with more frosting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you to have frosting and eat your cake or have your cake and give the frosting away?

[Hollylane]

Who really needs the cake? Haven't you heard me say that the cake is only a vessel, so that the frosting doesn't stick to the plate?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the cake a vessel of honor fit for the eater's use?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that just fancy talk for frosting holder?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you just get a can?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think I have eaten it with a spoon while standing with the fridge door open? Do I look inexperienced?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do I look like an assmentologist?

[Hollylane]

Why am I without response to this question? Are you referring to my lack of junk in the trunk?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was there a Junkman involved?

[Hollylane]

Isn't my junk worth something?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How much do you want for it?

[Hollylane]

Cash or charge?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Didn't you know I don't take charge? ........I'm a bottom

[Gentle Tiger]

Have there been volunteers?

[Leigh]

Do you really need volunteers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you force the issue?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where are the cuffs?

[JAGG]

Where are the cuffs?

Is this whole thing going to come down to a fist-a-cuffs ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you seen my tiger cufflinks?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you going out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have to be out to wear cuff links?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you wear them in?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't wearing them both in and out, wear them out completely?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is this wearing you out???

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I look worn?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would I ever say such a ridiculous thing?

[Hollylane]

Is that thing going to happen?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you imagine such a thing happening?

[Hollylane]

If it is going to happen, don't you think I want to be there?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you please walk this way?

[JAGG]

Will you please walk this way?

Can you please stop telling me how to walk?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you please stop telling me how to walk?

Did you think I was talking to you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you rather pictures?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't you read?

[Hollylane]

Will I need the instructions?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the handwriting on the wall?

[Hollylane]

Who the fuck wrote my number there???

[Gentle Tiger]

How many do you have?

[Hollylane]

Are you paying for the long distance?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you running in the marathon?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What kind of shoes will you wear?

[Hollylane]

Did I tell you my feet are hurting?

[Gentle Tiger]

If there's no gain if there's no pain then is there no pain if there's no gain?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to say that I'm a pain in the ass?

[Gentle Tiger]

How do I know what was gained?

[Hollylane]

Do you have a ruler?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a ref?

[Hollylane]

What is the half-time show going to be?

[Leigh]

Will there be fireworks?

[Gentle Tiger]

Grass or artificial turf?

[Jeep]

Is it too late to join this conversation?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you submit donuts along with your application?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why are you pranking the newbies?

[Jeep]

Who stole the donuts?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you bring them?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't I bring them yesterday?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you eat them yesterday?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you fill out a missing donut report?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How much do you miss the donuts?

[Hollylane]

Did somebody at least leave the holes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Holly do people often leave their holes with you?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like I participate in locker room talk?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a mute in a locker room?

[Hollylane]

Have you heard the song "Hole in my Head"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you mean a hole in my bucket?

[Hollylane]

Are you Liza?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you at least fix the whole?

[Hollylane]

Is there any way to wholly fix the hole?

[Arwen]

Do you know the way to San Wholesay?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are you trying to get there?

[Hollylane]

Is there a southbound train?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the boats?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you making a comment on my shoes?

[Hollylane]

Are they topsiders?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever seen these?
http://www.cheapsvibramfivefingers.com/images/vibram%20fivefingers%20shoes/Vibram%20FiveFingers%20Womens%20Performa%20Jane%20 Cerise%20Black.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this what hand and foot looks like?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like my new pink shoes? Have you ever thought of wearing driving gloves on your feet?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is today a good day for a drive?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where would you like to go?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be postcards?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't there always?

[Hollylane]

Will they be from the edge?

[Jeep]

Do I get to go on the road trip?

[Hollylane]

Who's driving Ms.Daisy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we all take the Jeep?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are we all taking the same vehicle? And isn't it redundant for Jeep to take the Jeep?

[Hollylane]

Is it one of those clown cars, will we really all fit?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you bringing friends?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why do you get the clown and I mixed up?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it the shoes that confuse?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is it always about the shoes?

[MrSunshine]

You mean it's not about the handbag?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did the bag have a hand in it?

[MrSunshine]

should you hand over the bag?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't the bag in cahoots with the trash?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that better than a big red nose?

[MrSunshine]

Isn't anything better than a big red nose?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you tried everything else?

[MrSunshine]

what do you mean?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are dealing with averages now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have I confused you?

[JAGG]

Have I confused you?

Confused? You still haven't figured it out yet?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a time limit?

[MrSunshine]

Isn't time on your side?

[sarahwho]

Don't you have a watch?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who are we watching now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you always feel like someone is watching you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Am I in a Michael Jackson video?

[Hollylane]

Are you only wearing one glove?

[Hollylane]

Does this thread have a virus?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you feeling okay?

[Hollylane]

Are you the Doctor?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do have to say I am the Doctor when I have already been doctoring things up?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it good medicine you are practicing?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen my medicine bag?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you leave it at my house?

[Hollylane]

Can I come look?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have I ever stopped you from coming????

[Hollylane]

Does this seem like a question that could get me into trouble?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't you want to do it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you done it lately?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it habit forming?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you do it regularly?

[Hollylane]

Is that really up for discussion?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you informing us that you're up?

[Hollylane]

Do I ever come down?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't that a contradiction?

[Hollylane]

Am I not sure how to respond to that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it okay if I respond?

[Hollylane]

Do you have the answer?

[UofMfan]

Don't I always have the answer?

[Hollylane]

Is there a safe answer other than "yes" to this question? Or would saying "mostly" get me into the kind of trouble I like?

[UofMfan]

Do you need to ask?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that I just like saying some things out loud?

[trixie]

Is that really necessary?

[Hollylane]

Don't I need to just get some things off my chest at times?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you like the things on your chest anymore?

[Hollylane]

Would that mean I was practicing breast narcissism?

[SoNotHer]

Does that actually take practice?

[Hollylane]

Do you think I should consult a specialist?

[SoNotHer]

Would that help you get things off your chest?

[Girl Friday]

Would that help you get things off your chest?

Don't specialists put things on the chest as well as take things off the chest?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you putting me on?

[Hollylane]

Are you one size fits all?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How many is all?

[Hollylane]

How many do you need?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How many can you spare?

[SoNotHer]

Is it fair to have a pair and a spare?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where would you put a spare?

[clay]

And just what would be a fair share?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who said anything about sharing?

[SoNotHer]

Can spares be spared for pairs?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you asked the plastic surgeon?

[SoNotHer]

Does a plastic surgeon make people more elastic or plastic?

[Scorp]

What makes an ocean wave, wave?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why is a blue sky, blue?

[SoNotHer]

And has anyone ever really seen blue suede shoes?

[Hollylane]

Hey, do you mind not stepping on my blue suede shoes?

[SoNotHer]

Can stepping on blue suede shoes give someone the blues?

[JAGG]

Can stepping on blue suede shoes give someone the blues?

Is stepping up the same as stepping in ?

[SoNotHer]

And why can no chance at all be called a fat chance or a slim?

[Hollylane]

Are you the real Slim Shady?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[Hollylane]

If I stand up, will I be counted?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Counted in or out?

[Hollylane]

Are you asking if I have an innie or an outie?

[UofMfan]

Will you tell us?

[Hollylane]

Don't you already know?

[SoNotHer]

Does anybody have a light?

[Hollylane]

Are the lights out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you light my fire?

[Hollylane]

Can you pass the flint?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you have a flamethrower?

[Hollylane]

Should I check the shed?

[JAGG]

Does shedding a poor choice, equate to a good weight loss program?

[Hollylane]

Isn't sometimes good to get rid of dead weight?

[Arwen]

Do we have to do what's right?

[hottprof]

doesn't it depend on whats wrong?

[Hollylane]

Why does it have to be wrong if it feels so right?

[clay]

Is this the right time for making love?

[UofMfan]

Are you freaking kidding me?

[Hollylane]

Do freaks really come out at night?

[UofMfan]

Is the Pope Catholic?

[Hollylane]

Are we going to visit the Vatican? Do you think they will find us appropriate?

[UofMfan]

Seriously? Among all those perverted priests?

[Hollylane]

Does this mean when I wear the red shoes I will fit in just fine?

[JAGG]

Why do I keep getting fined for something I didn't do?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there something that you do not do???

[Hollylane]

Did you forget to take out the garbage?

[LeftWriteFemme]

When did that become my job?

[SoNotHer]

Are you flaming?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you see smoke?

[JAGG]

Did you ever throw one of those cherry smoke bombs when you were a kid?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you really asking me about smoking cherries?

[SoNotHer]

What happens when flaming lips kiss smoking cherries (and is this question just too very....)?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How can a question be too very?

[Hollylane]

Is it strange to assume that the flaming lips would just create a very charred cherry?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't they usually??