Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you sing it with me?

[Hollylane]

Shall we harmonize?

[SoNotHer]

Would that suggest that I know what a harmony or melody is?

[Hollylane]

Won't you just be one of the go-go dancers?

[SoNotHer]

Is "Wake me up before you go go, don't leave me hanging on like yo yo" the greatest lyrics ever written?

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[Hollylane]

Does the word Yo-Yo kind of make me nauseous for unknown reasons?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we pray to the porcelain goddess together?

[Hollylane]

Towel?........

[willow]

Will you hold my hair back?

[Hollylane]

While you blow out some candles? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone say cake?

[buttercupmuffin]

Did someone say cake?

Did you bring some forks?

[Hollylane]

What should I do with the cake, now that I've eaten all the frosting?

[JAGG]

What should I do with the cake, now that I've eaten all the frosting?

Was it whipped cream icing ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does it even matter now that cake has been robbed of its frosting?

[Duchess]

Has anyone asked Donna Summers what she thinks about it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do we have to wait until Summer?

[mustangjeano]

Do we have to wait until Summer?

Can we start now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we start now?

Do you want to start something with me??????

[Gentle Tiger]

Can we eat the pie first?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that what you really want?

[JAGG]

Is that what you really want?

If that's what you really want, why are you still searching ?

[Gentle Tiger]

But is what you really, really want?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who's pie were you thinking of eating????

[Hollylane]

If you eat it, aren't you going to make Little Jack Horner cry?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you realize that no matter what Jack is going to cry over the pie I can have and he can't?

[Hollylane]

Were there four and twenty blackbirds baked in it?

[mustangjeano]

Were there four and twenty blackbirds baked in it?

Is it true that blackbirds taste like chicken?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't their bones be too tiny to avoid?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Haven't you ever baked a bird till the meat falls off the bones?

[mustangjeano]

Wouldn't their bones be too tiny to avoid?

How then can the pie be made?

[Hollylane]

Can I have the wishbone?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you tell me what you wish for?

[mustangjeano]

Will you tell me what you wish for?

Would it have something to do with chocolat?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would it have something to do with chocolat?

Are you offering chocolat?

[mustangjeano]

Are you offering chocolat?

Would you like the remaining half of my Hershy bar?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the whole snickers bar on the shelf?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who leaves a snickers on a shelf......?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying are no snickers on the shelf? :shocking:

[weatherboi]

Have you seen how messy that shelf is?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we talking about the same shelf?

[weatherboi]

You have seen the one loaded down with candy wrappers yes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that another trick question to get a confession?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can we get a trick pony in this thread?

[willow]

Is a one trick pony enough?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever been to The Stone Pony?

[Hollylane]

Are you inviting us to a concert?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Come to Jersey often?

[Morgan]

Is a Jersey a shirt?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you say that you wanted to hug a Jersey?

http://www.scholarships360.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jersey.jpg

[Morgan]

How now brown cow?

[Hollylane]

Can I have this kind of Brown Cow?

http://www.grocerycouponnetwork.com/images/food-products/Mayfield_Brown_Cow_Juniors_Ice_Cream_Bars.jpg

[JAGG]

Can I have this kind of Brown Cow?

http://www.grocerycouponnetwork.com/images/food-products/Mayfield_Brown_Cow_Juniors_Ice_Cream_Bars.jpg

Have you tried the ones called skinny cow ?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you had a black cow?

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[Morgan]

Do cows drink milk?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do bears run naked in the woods?

[Morgan]

Than shouldn't they be called bares?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you call them that while you are bare?

[Morgan]

If I were bare would I be sitting around posting?

[mustangjeano]

If I were bare would I be sitting around posting?

Would you be online but have your webcam off?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why would you turn off your webcam???????

[Hollylane]

Do you really want to see what's going on right in front of your screen?

[Morgan]

Would you believe me if I said no?

[Hollylane]

Are you being truthful?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to break your lasso of truth, Wonder Woman?

http://bp2.blogger.com/_n-jfUbCQkIM/SHWuSZe--oI/AAAAAAAABBc/XHMdSbBEUDE/s400/414px-Wonder_Woman_bondage_1.jpg

[Hollylane]

Would I prefer that you refer to me as the Bionic Woman?

[SoNotHer]

Is any part more bionic than another?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't you like to know? NO

[SoNotHer]

And you're thinking I only use my x-ray vision for altruistic purposes?

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2703/4043095412_a765342f9a.jpg

[Hollylane]

Could you kindly remove your x-ray vision from my nightstand? :|

[mustangjeano]

Could you kindly remove your x-ray vision from my nightstand? :|

Will you describe what is there?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does it look like this?

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/men-tights-16.jpg?w=500&h=369

[Hollylane]

Are we taking a trip down the catwalk?

[Morgan]

Are you purring this morning?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you too sexy for my cat?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it interesting that the cat purrs with claws extended?

[Morgan]

Do you like the pain when the claws are out?

[Hollylane]

Are the teeth sharper than the claws?

[Morgan]

Would you like to find out?

[Hollylane]

Did you mean to say that out loud? :|

[Morgan]

Is this being taped?

[Hollylane]

Am I taking shorthand notes?

[Morgan]

Does it look like I have short hands?

[Hollylane]

Would that make you hand challenged?

[Morgan]

Are challenges such a bad thing?

[Hollylane]

Have you had your Wheaties today?

[Morgan]

Yes I am sweet, but should you not f..k with me?

[Hollylane]

Do I often play with fire?

[Morgan]

Do I need some water to cool things off?

[Hollylane]

Are you in hot water?

[Morgan]

Could it be I am taking a shower?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you toweled off yet?

[Hollylane]

Could this thread be being confused with a bath house?

[Licious]

Are bath houses full of people only asking questions?

:seeingstars:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you asking that from a bath house?

[JAGG]

Are you asking that from a bath house?

Doesn't everyone loves candles with a bath ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a new food combo on the menu?

[Hollylane]

Is this a new romantic restaurant with fryer scented candles and center pieces of flowers made with waffle cut fries?

[mustangjeano]

Is this a new romantic restaurant with fryer scented candles and center pieces of flowers made with waffle cut fries?

Are you describing a dream you've had?

[Hollylane]

Are you asking if I drool in my sleep over waffle cut fries?

[mustangjeano]

Are you asking if I drool in my sleep over waffle cut fries?

Would that be unusual? Doesn't everyone?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I rather be dreaming about a long gentle horseback ride on a sun dappled forest trail?

[mustangjeano]

Wouldn't I rather be dreaming about a long gentle horseback ride on a sun dappled forest trail?

How could I argue with that?

[Hollylane]

Who would want to?

[mustangjeano]

Who would want to?

do you want a picnic basket to take along?

[Hollylane]

Would I sound like Yogi if I enthusiastically said yes?

http://humor.beecy.net/songs/yogi-bear-song/yogi.jpg

[mustangjeano]

Would I sound like Yogi if I enthusiastically said yes?

http://humor.beecy.net/songs/yogi-bear-song/yogi.jpg

How does fried chicken, potato salad and sweet tea sound ?

[Hollylane]

Do I need reservations?

[mustangjeano]

Do I need reservations?

Do you have any?

[Hollylane]

Would my bucket full of "no", mean yes?

[mustangjeano]

Would my bucket full of "no", mean yes?
Can we see if my bucket full of "no" is larger than yours?

[Hollylane]

Did I poke a hole in it just to hear you sing about Dear Liza?

[mustangjeano]

Did I poke a hole in it just to hear you sing about Dear Liza?

Am I happy about having that old song running thru my head for who knows how long?

[Hollylane]

Am I the deliverer of the earworm that just won't quit?

[mustangjeano]

Am I the deliverer of the earworm that just won't quit?

Am I the type to get even?

[Hollylane]

Would you feel offended or complimented if I said "No"?

[mustangjeano]

Would you feel offended or complimented if I said "No"?

Aren't you perceptive?

[Hollylane]

Do I wish that I had not given myself the earworm while delivering it at your doorstep?

[mustangjeano]

Do I wish that I had not given myself the earworm while delivering it at your doorstep?


Isn't Karma grand?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you talking about karma or caramel?

[mustangjeano]

Are you talking about karma or caramel?

Can they be the same sometimes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will they pass the ice cream test?

[Hollylane]

Have you eaten this?

http://thefranchiseking.com/wp-content/uploads/red-velvet.jpg

[Morgan]

Does it taste good?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't tasting it answer that question?

[Morgan]

Could you send some to me?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like the type to share? ;)

[Morgan]

Do I need to ask nicely?

[Slowpurr]

Is begging on the menu?

[Morgan]

Is asking nicely begging?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you attract more flies with honey?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that involve knee support of some kind?

[Slowpurr]

Is begging asking nicely?

[Hollylane]

Would it have to include sacrificial shrunken chocolate heads before it would qualify?

[Morgan]

Are we still talking icecream?

[Hollylane]

Am I now focused on chocolate?

[Morgan]

Do you like sweet things?

[Hollylane]

Can we change the topic to salty sweet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Shall we call you Taffy?

[Hollylane]

Would I prefer that to Daffy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Duck???????????

[Hollylane]

Did you forget the other "duck" and the "goose"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

You want me to goose you?

[Hollylane]

Do you think it would cause me to honk?

[mustangjeano]

Do you think it would cause me to honk?

Are you tooting your own horn?

[Hollylane]

Oh no, can you see my horns through all this hair? :|

[mustangjeano]

Oh no, can you see my horns through all this hair? :|



Was that a difficult delivery for your Mom?

[Hollylane]

Can we just say she was happy to have a part-time seamstress as her nurse?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did she measure your inseam?

[Hollylane]

Can we remove the pins please?

[SoNotHer]

Are you now asking what I have long asked you to do with your voodoo doll or me?


http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4044/4478403161_8eb7f76e29_z.jpg

[Hollylane]

Would you believe I thought I was performing acupuncture on your wrist long distance?

[SoNotHer]

Would you believe I would pay good money for that or at least a bottle of Patron?

[Hollylane]

Would I take the Patron or the money?

[SoNotHer]

Should you ask the magic 8 ball?

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[Hollylane]

Can we ask it a different question, maybe one about coffins? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is my snack tray?

[mustangjeano]

Can we ask it a different question, maybe one about coffins? ;)

Can I have a cup holder and ashtray in my coffin?

[Hollylane]

You could have them, but don't I think you will have quit by then?

[Licious]

Where is my snack tray?

Did you order one with cheese, or without cheese?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which would you prefer?

[Morgan]

Could I have it with cheese please?

[willow]

Are you a mouse?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you squeak?

[willow]

Do you want some bubble to go with that squeak?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What are you doing for Pancake Day?

[Leigh]

Are you making pancakes?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time for a 'round the clock charity pancake flip'?


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[Morgan]

Are you sure this would be for a good cause?

[SoNotHer]

You don't believe Geordie Georgie?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you have your pancakes today?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I rather have eggs?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you unaware that today is Pancake Day?

[Hollylane]

Have I mentioned that I am non-compliant?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't you do this for Queen and country?

[Leigh]

Cant I do this just for myself?

[SoNotHer]

Is there another name for that?

[mustangjeano]

Is there another name for that?

Was my mind going to that same place as SNH?

[Morgan]

Was I thinking the same thing?

[Breathless]

Would you think differently of me if i just ignored the question?

[Morgan]

Does the question even need to be asked?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why? Are you planning on asking a different question?

[mustangjeano]

Where's the cake?

Is it chocolate with fudge frosting?

[mustangjeano]

Wouldn't you prefer pineapple upside down cake?

Would I turn down cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

How does one eat up if the cake is upside down?

[mustangjeano]

How does one eat up if the cake is upside down?

Can't we just turn it over?

[Hollylane]

Can't we just eat turnovers?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What about popovers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you block the pop ups?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What kind of block was that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a party?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do parties often block you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you calling me a block head?

[PaPa]

Is your head square?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it hip to be square?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a square peg forcing itself into a round hole?

[PaPa]

Would that be a foxhole?

[Gentle Tiger]

Compared to what?

[Hollylane]

The whole nine yards?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you making a kilt?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the sweet potato pie?

[LeftWriteFemme]

a slice or a bite?

[Hollylane]

Will I need stitches?

[LeftWriteFemme]

could we protect you in some way?

[PaPa]

What are we protecting from?

[Hollylane]

Should I raise my hand if I am Sure?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you ticklish?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like a giggler?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever met Gigglers?

[Hollylane]

No, but did that give me a craving for sugar free jiggly jello?

[PaPa]

Are you talking about that finger jello that I like so much and has been years since I have had??

[mustangjeano]

Did someone call for a jello fight?

[PaPa]

Maybe prefer Jello wrestling?

[mustangjeano]

Maybe prefer Jello wrestling?

Do we get to pick our opponent?

[Hollylane]

Would it be alright if I picked the Hulk for your match, in lime jello?

[PaPa]

Would you be able to see the incredible hulk in lime jello if he gets mad?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't you have to rely on your sense of touch?

[Hollylane]

Does the thought of touching The Hulk, covered in green jello, make me want to put my hands in my pockets?

[PaPa]

What do you have in your pockets?

[Hollylane]

Who said I have pockets?

[PaPa]

Do you have pockets?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that something one would answer in the "Here & Now" Thread?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you trying to avoid the jello covered Hulk?

[Hollylane]

Who wouldn't?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think I know?

[PaPa]

Does anyone know??

[Hollylane]

Are things on a need to know basis?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could you just tell me anyhow?

[Hollylane]

If I told you, would it still be the best kept secret?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you well kept?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like I need refrigeration?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you aspiring to be cold?

[Hollylane]

Have you heard about how much I like to chew on ice?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you low on iron?

[Hollylane]

Are you offering me some Flinstone's Chewables?

[PaPa]

Are you sure it isn't centrum? LOL!

[Hollylane]

Is your foot comfortable in your mouth like that?

[PaPa]

Well isn't it a good idea to look at the bottle before you take medicine? :-)

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it your idea to put the foot in the bottle?

[PaPa]

Is that like a ship in a bottle?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't a Genie in a bottle be better?

[Gentle Tiger]

How does that work exactly?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that something only the Genie can answer?

[PaPa]

Who dreams of Genie?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't that something only the Genie can answer?

Did someone call for a Jeanie?

[Hollylane]

Do you think I can wiggle my nose?

[mustangjeano]

Do you think I can wiggle my nose?

Do I have any doubt?

[Hollylane]

Does scrunching my eyes help too?

[mustangjeano]

Does scrunching my eyes help too?

Is that supposed to be scary?

[Hollylane]

If it were meant to be scary, wouldn't it be a scowl?