Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Isn't it because I like it raw, and this makes me drool?

[SoNotHer]

Is there a Dude in the house?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to avoid giving it to me fucking raw?

[SoNotHer]

You do know I'm a vegetarian?

[Hollylane]

How can I possibly not say what I am thinking now?

[SoNotHer]

Who's stopping you?

[Hollylane]

Did you misspell that? Was it supposed to read "vagitarian"?

[SoNotHer]

Have you accused me of misspellink?

[Hollylane]

Do I have to quote the Tiger here? What?

[SoNotHer]

Have we been reduced to monosyllabic answers? What?

[Hollylane]

Haven't I given you enough sentences to alleviate that concern?

[SoNotHer]

Are you trying to elevate the conversation?

[Hollylane]

Why are you high?

[SoNotHer]

Why is this important at this hour?

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/41648/original.jpg

[Hollylane]

How can corn porn not fit into this conversation?

[SoNotHer]

Can anything more be said?

[Hollylane]

Don't I always a mouthful for you? :|

[SoNotHer]

Have we arrived at the point in the evening in which I have no response?

[Hollylane]

This happens?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to talk about the "corn porn" thing?

http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/corn_porn.jpg

[Hollylane]

Is that a rocket between your legs or are you just happy to see me?

[SoNotHer]

Why, do I seem punchy?

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[Hollylane]

Did you drink the kool-aid?

[SoNotHer]

You want a hit?

[Hollylane]

Does it have frosting?

[SoNotHer]

How many hours of the day do you think about frosting?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying that 99.9 is too much?

[SoNotHer]

Who am I to set a limit on your enthusiasm?

[Hollylane]

Do I seem enthusiastic?

[SoNotHer]

Am I bothered?

[Hollylane]

I'm not bothered, are you boverred?
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[SoNotHer]

Suis-je bothered?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Four pages of questions since my last visit? Really?

[Hollylane]

Are you always so easily surprised?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where's the party?

[Dude]

Wont that have to wait, until the John visit?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have to go?

[Dude]

Isnt there a ticket to ride some where?

[SoNotHer]

Are you trapped in a Beatles song?

[Dude]

Is my appointment with the cable lady still good? Would it be rude ,to leave a note?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know how this thing works?

[Dude]

which thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an attachment?

[Dude]

are there instructions?

[SoNotHer]

What do you think this is - your turbo charged vacuum?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you really get a charge from a vacuum?

[Gentle Tiger]

You couldn't find the release button? What?

[Hollylane]

Did you mean the "eject" button? Are you still listening to 8 track tapes?

http://www.torontohomemovies.com/images/8-track-12.jpg

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible dejected Gentle Tiger has ejected from this thread?

[Gentle Tiger]

You were injected with what?

[Hollylane]

Can I have another?

[SoNotHer]

Would you just prefer an IV drip?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't I ask what is in the bag first?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it puttyhead?

[Hollylane]

Is that your name?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it yours?

[SoNotHer]

Paper or plastic?

[Hollylane]

Isn't plastic the longer lasting option?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't that be pleather?

[Hollylane]

Is that in style again?

[SoNotHer]

Did it ever go out of style? Did I miss a memo?

[Hollylane]

Did you see the post-it on the fridge?

[Passionaria]

I sent out a mass pleather mailing from vegan headquarters, you mean you didn't get it????

[SoNotHer]

Do you know how much I love that invitation?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did the snails get lost?

[Hollylane]

Couldn't you follow the slime trail?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time yet to slug it out?

[Hollylane]

Are you feeling sluggish?

[SoNotHer]

Do I seem like an invertebrate to you?

[Hollylane]

Are you feeling like a sea sponge?

[SoNotHer]

May I give you a starfish?

http://www.perspective.com/nature/animalia/star-leather250.jpg

[Hollylane]

Is that like a gold star?

[SoNotHer]

Would you prefer this one?

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/007/cache/star-fish_723_600x450.jpg

[Hollylane]

Are you saying red suits me?

[SoNotHer]

Are you ready to model your new Mrs. Santa outfit?

[Hollylane]

Did you want me to bring out the claws?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't that happen already?

[Hollylane]

Need a bandaid?

[SoNotHer]

Flexiril or vicodin in the IV drip?

[Hollylane]

Haven't you ever wondered about what happened to wonder?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you call the plumber about the drip?

[Hollylane]

Are you leaking?

[SoNotHer]

Haven't I seen enough crack in my wayward life?

[Hollylane]

Should you make sure to step over it and avoid walking under ladders?

[SoNotHer]

Can you sing that Stevie Wonder song for me?

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[Hollylane]

Is there one about paranoia too?

[SoNotHer]

Do you do encores?

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[Hollylane]

Can we just turn off the lights and go home?

[SoNotHer]

Camper under the stars or cabin by the natural springs?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I prefer the cabin near the pools?

[SoNotHer]

Is the cooler packed?

[Leigh]

Can we go yet?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you find the restroom?

[SoNotHer]

Do you wonder why they call it a restroom?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you pay a quarter to rest?

[SoNotHer]

Do we know why it's called "the head" as well?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that where thought takes place?

[mustangjeano]

Are the inmates running the asylum again?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the running shoes?

[willow]

Are you running from me or to me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which do you prefer?

[SoNotHer]

Can I have it both ways?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why not? :cherry:

[SoNotHer]

Are you good with knots?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Nf_knots.png

[LeftWriteFemme]

Tying or untying?

[SoNotHer]

Why don't they call divorce "untying the knot"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you be wearing a tie?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you tie me up?

[SoNotHer]

Can you tie a tiger by its toe? (And if he hollers let him go?)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why would I ever let the tiger go?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does the Tiger know about this?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you ask hym?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should that be done?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What if hy bites you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would that be a pleasurable experience had by all?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like to be bitten?

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible to avoid answering a question by asking one?

[Hollylane]

What was the question?

[SoNotHer]

Will that be for here or to go?

[Hollylane]

You want me to go?

[SoNotHer]

Anything a la carte for you today?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you need a go cart to get started?

[SoNotHer]

Will I find you in the bumper cars or whirl-a-gig?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want a whirling bump? What?

[SoNotHer]

Where would you like to have lunch after we have your ears unplugged at the ENT?

[Starbuck]

Where would you like to have lunch after we have your ears unplugged at the ENT?


Do we need to get some ear candles to unplug those ears?

[SoNotHer]

Does bolding, CAPITALIZING and underlining get you noticed by increasing your textuality?

http://breakfastgirlbytingdaily.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/caps_lock.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

You want your hair blown back? What?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you do that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it time yet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you ready?

[Starbuck]

Do we need a count down?

[Gentle Tiger]

From what point should we count?

[dixie]

The starting point?

[Hollylane]

Do we have to start over?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that really necessary?

[Hollylane]

How do you know when it is necessary or just another round?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you hear the bell?

[Hollylane]

Are you feeling froggy?

[Gentle Tiger]

You are feeling jumpy? What?

[Hollylane]

Do you think it would be wise to start a game of leap frog?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you consult the wise one?

[Hollylane]

Is there an owl in here?

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[mustangjeano]

who who, who who?

[Hollylane]

Who did it?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't it be obvious who's done it and who hasn't?

[Hollylane]

Would they appear disheveled?

[jac]

Doesn't it depend on how stealth they were when they did it? ;)

[Hollylane]

Were they wearing the cloak of invisibility?

[SoNotHer]

Do you ever wonder if the Klingons are also capable of stealth sex?

[Hollylane]

Do you think the Klingons find the name of their race offensive?

[SoNotHer]

Do you think they are the clingy type?

[Hollylane]

Are they anything like my velcro-kitteh?

[SoNotHer]

Have we had that sharing session yet?

[Hollylane]

Can I use your lint brush?

[SoNotHer]

Have you looked for it in the obvious place?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I tell you the echo frightened me?

[SoNotHer]

Are you aware that all the spelunkers who have returned from that cavern are still getting PTSD counseling?

[Hollylane]

Did the lights go out on the caver helmets?

[SoNotHer]

Do I still have night sweats and wake up hearing that echo in my head?

[Hollylane]

Would it have been less traumatic in a mine cart?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know that I also wake up screaming when I think I hear the rattle of the wheels on a fast track to depths of that mine?

[Hollylane]

Where you going off the rails on a crazy train? Did you say "Ay, ay, ay, ay"...just as you were teetering on the edge?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is this on the fast track?

[SoNotHer]

How did you know that?

[Hollylane]

Will there be a foot race?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you bring the sacks?

[Hollylane]

Will there be an egg in a spoon?

[SoNotHer]

Is there some metaphor in this?

Will there be an egg in a spoon?

[Hollylane]

Is the answer likely "yes"?

[SoNotHer]

Am I lost again?

Is the answer likely "yes"?

[Hollylane]

Can I spin you and point you in the wrong direction?

[SoNotHer]

Would spinning a lost person in the wrong direction have a kind of countervailing effect?

"Can I spin you and point you in the wrong direction?"

[Hollylane]

Can you really offset those that are already unbalanced?

[Gentle Tiger]

You're admitting to being unbalanced? What?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that funny hearing that come from the one who gets kicks out of knocking people off kilter with talk of chocolates?

[SoNotHer]

Can anything maintain a state of imbalance indefinitely?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying that life is not like a box of chocolates, but more like a Tilta-Wirl?

[SoNotHer]

Could it be both?

[Hollylane]

Am I starting to feel nauseous?

[SoNotHer]

Were you trying to eat chocolates on the Tilt-a-whirl?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this how you make chocolate shakes? :shocking:

[Hollylane]

Can we just shake it and not break it?

[SoNotHer]

What fun is that?

[Hollylane]

Can't I just be a wallflower?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this your way of asking for a blender?

[SoNotHer]

Have you ever seen blendered hair?

[Hollylane]

Do you remember that I like it chopped not pureed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you the chopper or the choppee?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to ride on my chopper?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wait, who you calling a whirly bird?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just give me the bird?

[Bootsandheels]

Is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?













Oh I am in rare form tonight....LOL!

[SoNotHer]

Has there ever been a more obvious double entendre than that saying?

[Bootsandheels]

Was that a cue to double down?

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible you have managed to extend the entendre and surpass the first?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does this mean there is truth to the last being first and the first being last?

[SoNotHer]

How do you do it, Gentle Tiger?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't that the mystery?

[Hollylane]

Should we hire a sleuth?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't some things remain a mystery?

[Hollylane]

Do I think that some things are not as mysterious as they seem?

[SoNotHer]

Do I think Hollylane sees through most things and knows far more than she says?

[Hollylane]

Aren't most things semi-transparent?

[SoNotHer]

Does that get a little distracting? Do you have a pair of deep shades to wear?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I mention the other day that my rose colored glasses have shattered into a TRILLION tiny shards?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you plant them in the garden?

[Hollylane]

Can I use them as a beautiful thorn filled fence? Like a thorny rose moat?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is being fenced in?

[Hollylane]

Are you singing "don't fence me in"?

[Starbuck]

Are you singing "don't fence me in"?


Who's riding their horse while singing their tunes?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't we all be?

Who's riding their horse while singing their tunes?

[Hollylane]

Are we saving a horse and riding a cowboy?

[SoNotHer]

Are you conjuring Mustangjeano, or are we trapped in a 80's Travolta film?

[Hollylane]

Why am I suddenly thinking of Carter?

[SoNotHer]

How am I supposed to understand your stream of consciousness when I can't even decipher my own?

[Hollylane]

Do you want to borrow my decoder ring?

[SoNotHer]

Have you been in the Cracker Jacks again?

[Hollylane]

Have I ever mentioned jack about my crack?

[SoNotHer]

Were you a plumber in another life?

[Hollylane]

Why, have you seen the size of my pipes?

[SoNotHer]

Have you been using your plunger as a wand and weapon again?

[Hollylane]

Are you a witch or a wizard?

[SoNotHer]

Do you want the short or long answer, and should I warn you that the long answer is in Alteran "Ancient"?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I just think you'd offer to use your "wand" instead of giving me a complicated answer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you wandering or wondering?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like I'm wondering where I should wander off to?

[SoNotHer]

Do you just take a bite from the complicated cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who made it?

[Hollylane]

Will there be a surprise inside?

[Midnight]

Will it be chocolate?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a manual?

[Hollylane]

Can't you just use the automatic?

[SoNotHer]

Do you really read those things?

[Hollylane]

Smut books?

[SoNotHer]

Would they be considered manuals?

[Hollylane]

How many hands have you got?

[SoNotHer]

Should this be a "hands on" learning experience?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does have to register for the course?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't we wash our hands first?

[SoNotHer]

Why be thwarted and paused by notions of hygiene and formalities?

[Hollylane]

Should we pause for a moment of silence?

[SoNotHer]

Did the Huns pause for a moment of silence at the gates of Rome?

[Hollylane]

Want to play trojan horse?

[SoNotHer]

How many ships has your image launched?

[Hollylane]

Was there a photo I don't know about?

[SoNotHer]

Can we pause for a moment to consider what exactly looking a gift horse in the mouth could mean?

[Hollylane]

Carrot pieces?

[SoNotHer]

Is this the portion of the evening in which we discuss finger food?

[Hollylane]

Again, should we wash our hands first?