Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[JAGG]

Don't they usually??

Why does it usually happen like this?

[Hollylane]

After this happens, wouldn't one usually want to use some kind of burn ointment?

[SoNotHer]

Do you say a very charred or very shared cherry?

[weatherboi]

is Shirley Temple in the house?

[Hollylane]

Grenadine and charred cherries?

[SoNotHer]

As an apertif or digestif?

[The_Lady_Snow]

where's the bartender tonight?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that the termite's question?

[SoNotHer]

What is a termite's favorite bar pick up line?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you tell me?

[SoNotHer]

Wood you to like go out to a lumber yard for a bite?

[sarahwho]

Are we still talking about cherries?

[SoNotHer]

Is there any choice between termites and cherries?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you an Aunt eater?

[SoNotHer]

(Choking back a chortle) Isn't a Girl Scout or a Brownie sweeter?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you only eat sweets?

[SoNotHer]

Can I drink sweets too?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you in the past?

[SoNotHer]

Does the bear get stung for the love of honey?

[Starbuck]

Could you, would you, on a boat?

[Stacy]

Could you, would you, on a boat?

I could & I would but who would want to see that?

[Gentle Tiger]

What channel will it be on?

[Stacy]

Do you have cable?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is everything plugged in?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who is plugging what into whom?

[SoNotHer]

Who turned the dial?

[Hollylane]

Do you not own a remote control?

[SoNotHer]

How many buttons can I push on it?

[Hollylane]

Are you good at pushing buttons?

[SoNotHer]

Do you want to know my frequency?

[Hollylane]

Haven't you gone digital?

[SoNotHer]

Can I keep my antennae?

[Hollylane]

Will you be channeling My Favorite Martian?

[sarahwho]

Is there any other channel than that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where's the porn?

[Hollylane]

Did you check channel 69? And could someone pass The Glen?:|

[LeftWriteFemme]

How well do you know Glen?

[ONLY]

How well do you know Glen?

Don't know Glen.

Should I know Glen?:seeingstars:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to know Glen?

[Hollylane]

Can I introduce you to Captain Morgan instead? Don't you know I want the Glen all for myself?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think you will like me when I'm sea sick?

[Hollylane]

Are we at sea?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you see the snow crab legs?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to say something about my white ass legs?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are legs the subject of conversation now?

[Hollylane]

Should we?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a reason not to?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you saying no?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are people talking?

[ONLY]

Are people talking?

[COLOR="Blue"]Do you hear the voices too?

]*I hope I am playing this game correctly :praying:*[/[/SIZE]COLOR]

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there something other than voices?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Cant' you hear the music?

[SoNotHer]

Can't we stop the music?

[ONLY]

Can't we stop the music?

Why stop the music when we can dance....?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you care to dance?

[ONLY]

Would you care to dance?

Is anyone watching? :eyebrow:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you watch your feet when you dance?

[dixie]

What if you can't dance?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does watching your own feet help with that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who changed the channel?

[Starbuck]

Where did the remote go?

[SoNotHer]

And who keeps changing the channel?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they done swimming?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you hand me a towel?

[ONLY]

Will you hand me a towel?


What you need a towel for?

[SoNotHer]

Who said I wanted to be dry?

[Hollylane]

Will you raise your hand if your sure?

[ONLY]

Will you raise your hand if your sure?

I am raising my hand but why?

[Hollylane]

Is it your turn?

[ONLY]

Is it your turn?

Oh oh, my turn to do WHAT? :worried:

[Hollylane]

Are your chores done?

[ONLY]

Are your chores done?

Okay what chores are left to do?

[SoulShineFemme]

Okay what chores are left to do?

Ummm...Where's my chore list?

[ONLY]

Ummm...Where's my chore list?

I think in my pocket, wanna reach in.....?

[SoulShineFemme]

What will I find in there?? *Eyebrow raise and a wicked smile!*

[ONLY]

What will I find in there?? *Eyebrow raise and a wicked smile!*

Why don't you jump right in?

[JAGG]

Are we there yet?

[SoulShineFemme]

Where are we going? (And why are we in this handbasket?)

[ONLY]

Where are we going? (And why are we in this handbasket?)

Where would you like to go my beautiful lady (f)?

[SoulShineFemme]

Where would you like to go my beautiful lady (f)?

Where can we be together? NOW? ;)

[ONLY]

Where can we be together? NOW? ;)

We can go to bed OR we can stay here??

[Starbuck]

We can go to bed OR we can stay here??

Why do I have to go to bed?

[SoNotHer]

Why do you fight sleep?

[Hollylane]

Who's fighting? Should we get the bouncer?

[ONLY]

Who's fighting? Should we get the bouncer?

Yes, and did you see the bouncer at that last bar? YIKES!!!!!

[dixie]

I was at a bar?
Just how much did I drink??

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you raise the bar?

[ONLY]

Did you raise the bar?

Talking bout bar, thinking, anyone want a chocolate bar? :eatinghersheybar:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was it good for you?

[SoNotHer]

Do you need to ask?

[LeftWriteFemme]

will you answer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will it be recorded?

[SoNotHer]

Will it be broadcasted?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the Press Release?

[SoNotHer]

Who's pressing to be released?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was starch used?

[SoNotHer]

Was something stiff?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were the creases sharp?

[SoNotHer]

Was he dressed to thrill?

[Shadowboi2010]

Or was he dressed to kill?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did it come back to life?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it the un-dead?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you unscramble an egg?

[LeftWriteFemme]

can you un-butter the toast?

[SoNotHer]

Can you over toast the host?

[Starbuck]

Why is the host not getting buttered?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does she prefer to get jammed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't she already preserved?

[loremar]

Preserved as in mummified or preserved as in cryogenically preserved? lol.

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you say, Mums the word?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think tums may be in order?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Whom have you been ingesting?

[Hollylane]

Can I do that without being labeled?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think anyone will read the labels?

[Hollylane]

What if I list my nutritional facts?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you identify as a bowl of cereal?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Mmmmm, Do you offer samples?????

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you looking for a statistical analysis on HollyLane cereals or June cakes?

[Hollylane]

Why does everyone want to capitalize the "L" in Hollylane? Won't you just take my word for it that my cereal is good for you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it no to the samples, then?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you really want to say no to the cheesecake sample?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever met a cheesecake you didn't like?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were we introduced?

[Hollylane]

Are you new here?

[Shadowboi2010]

Does it make me lame if I say "yes?"

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a limp?

[Hollylane]

How did that happen?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you really want to hear my sad tale?

[Hollylane]

Is it from the darkside?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know they have cookies?

[Hollylane]

Are there green flecks in them?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How would I know?

[Hollylane]

Did you feel funny after eating it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who said I ate them?

[Hollylane]

Were you too full from multiple cheesecake indulgences to enjoy just one little cookie?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How many cheesecakes are in a multiple?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are fractions in the middle?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever been drawn and quartered?

[SoNotHer]

Have you ever been nickeled and dimed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there human slot machines?

[Hollylane]

Would they use a player's card?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a player?

[Hollylane]

Monopoly???

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that anything like monogamy?

[Hollylane]

Are you thinking of the game Life?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that a cereal or magazine?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying there is a monogamy magazine?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think that is what I am saying?

[Hollylane]

Are you that loyal to your cereal too?

[SoNotHer]

Are you a cereal monogamist?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you had your Wheaties???

[Hollylane]

Didn't you see my photo on the box?

[ONLY]

Didn't you see my photo on the box?

You aren't missing are you? :vigil:

[SoNotHer]

Should I be?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you in the lost and found?

[Hollylane]

Did you find my other sock?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are your little toenails painted?

[SoNotHer]

What was I looking for in the coat check room?

[Hollylane]

Were the lights on or off?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Whose hands are in whose pockets?

[Hollylane]

Does a cocktail dress have pockets?

[SoulShineFemme]

Will someone bring me a cocktail to go with this dress?

[ONLY]

Will someone bring me a cocktail to go with this dress?

Will you take it off if I do? * grin *

[SoulShineFemme]

Will you help me get this zipper down? ;)

[ONLY]

Will you help me get this zipper down? ;)

Do you not know the answer to that yet? ;)

[SoulShineFemme]

Should I take that as a yes?

[ONLY]

Should I take that as a yes?
YES and can I bring you something else?

[Hollylane]

Can I provide a room key for the happy couple?

[ONLY]

Can I provide a room key for the happy couple?
[]
[COLOR="Blue"] Shall we get a tent in the deep dark woods?

[B]*scared now*

[SoulShineFemme]

Can we skip the camping? I like the room idea better. It has locking doors and all.

[ONLY]

Can we skip the camping? I like the room idea better. It has locking doors and all.

Room service?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can we get some dessert?

[ONLY]

Can we get some dessert?

Enough to share with everyone? What kind?

[SoulShineFemme]

How do we feel about turtle cheesecake?

[ONLY]

How do we feel about turtle cheesecake?

I say YES!!! and can we have milk with that?

[SoulShineFemme]

...and chocolate milk too please?

[ONLY]

...and chocolate milk too please?

Why do you have to have chocolate milk? lol :p

[SoulShineFemme]

Are you aware that I am a chocoholic?

[ONLY]

Are you aware that I am a chocoholic?

Are you aware that I want to hold your hand and take a long nice walk with you right now?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can we walk down by the river together and enjoy the breeze?

[ONLY]

Can we walk down by the river together and enjoy the breeze?

The breeze can you feel it through your veins?

[SoulShineFemme]

Mmmm. Is that the smell of honeysuckle I detect on the soft breeze?

[ONLY]

Mmmm. Is that the smell of honeysuckle I detect on the soft breeze?


Is that what that is? :|

[JAGG]

Is that what that is? :|

Don't you hate it when someone says, it is what it is?

[Hollylane]

What do you do with it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you done it before?

[Hollylane]

Do I look experienced?

[Starbuck]

Is that a prerequisite?

[Hollylane]

Is there a hiring bonus?

[Starbuck]

What time should I report?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will there be a physical?

[Starbuck]

Will there be a physical?

Do you bring the gloves or do I?

[JAGG]

Do you bring the gloves or do I?

Is that a left handed glove or a right handed?

[Hollylane]

Why? Are we making balloon animals?

[ONLY]

Why? Are we making balloon animals?

Ever blow a balloon and it POP! in your face?

[Hollylane]

Why would anyone blow a balloon? :|

[SoulShineFemme]

Don't they have helium tanks for that?

[ONLY]

Don't they have helium tanks for that?

Wanna suck in some helium? :seeingstars:

[SoulShineFemme]

You like it when I squeak? LOL.

[ONLY]

You like it when I squeak? LOL.
um do you like it when I SQUEAK!????

[SoulShineFemme]

Have I heard you SQUEAK before?

[ONLY]

Have I heard you SQUEAK before?

Would you REALLY wanna hear me SQUEAK?

[SoulShineFemme]

Wouldn't I have to hear you squeak before I knew if I wanted to hear it or not?

[ONLY]

Wouldn't I have to hear you squeak before I knew if I wanted to hear it or not?

Do you trust me?

[SoulShineFemme]

Does "with my very life" tell you how much?

[ONLY]

Does "with my very life" tell you how much?

Yes.......so you still wanna hear me SQUEAK!?

[SoulShineFemme]

Would it hurt your feelings if I said I'd rather hear you ROARRRR?

[ONLY]

Would it hurt your feelings if I said I'd rather hear you ROARRRR?

ROARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, Shall we continue?

[SoulShineFemme]

ROARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, Shall we continue?

Can I get a HELL YA?

[ONLY]

Can I get a HELL YA?

HELL YA!!!!

What next pussycat? LOL

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you know you just made me blush?

[Hollylane]

Is that the same as flushed?

[ONLY]

Is that the same as flushed?

You feel like a toilet?

[Hollylane]

Was that really necessary?

[Arwen]

Isn't necessary just another word for toilet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

can we talk about sex instead?

[Shadowboi2010]

Who wants to just "talk" about it?

[Starbuck]

Is it between you and me and the fence post?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Can the fence post keep a secret?

[Hollylane]

Does it have ears or a mouth?

[Gentle Tiger]

What if it doesn't?

[SoNotHer]

Does this change the meaning of the phrase 'sitting on the fence'?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Doesn't that hurt after awhile?

[Tawse]

Isn't that why they say "no pain no gain"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that really what they say?

[SoNotHer]

Is that how they really play?

[JAGG]

Is that how they really play?

Do you still have to pay to play?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that what is meant by quid pro quoe?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they professionals or experts?

[JoSchmooze]

Were they professionals or experts?

And what's the difference between professionals and experts?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there really a difference between them?

[SoNotHer]

Which one would you rather have telling you 'This won't hurt a bit'?

[MrSunshine]

do I have to pick just one?

[SoNotHer]

Can you cough and turn for both?

[MrSunshine]

who burned the muffins?

[SoNotHer]

Who has hot crossed buns?

[MrSunshine]

where the heck is this going?

[SoNotHer]

And where is "heck" anyway?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who has the map?

[MrSunshine]

isn't heck over there a piece?

[SoNotHer]

How should I know where the heck "heck" is?

[MrSunshine]

why the heck shouldn't you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well why don't you?

[MrSunshine]

should someone be playing chess?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you bring the chess board?

[MrSunshine]

I'm not bored are you?

[SoNotHer]

Can you be bored of board games?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was someone speared?

[MrSunshine]

did it hurt?

[SoNotHer]

Were they speared or spared?