Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[ForeverBlue]

oh, would you please?!

what do you think I am??

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like the long list or the short?

[ForeverBlue]

Would you like the long list or the short?

How long is the long list?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How long is the long list?

Do you have time to spare to hear me out?

[Hollylane]

Are their spare parts to your clock? Is it still ticking?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is time on your mind?

[Hollylane]

Is it safe to say that I am counting the days?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know I send you my best wishes?

[ForeverBlue]

Did you know I send you my best wishes?

couldnt you have sent cash instead?

[Hollylane]

Do you know how sweet you truly are?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you know how sweet you truly are?

do cats like tuna........

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know that I can tune a piano but I can't tuna fish?

[Hollylane]

Did you know tuna, like candy with humans, rots their teeth?

[puddin']

can i take da tuna instead o' da femme sincerity? lol

[ForeverBlue]

can i take da tuna instead o' da femme sincerity? lol

can you get that from a can? lol

[LeftWriteFemme]

How fresh can you two get????

[ForeverBlue]

How fresh can you two get????

Isnt just hand picked the freshest one can get?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will I need a ladder to do that?

[puddin']

perhaps a snorkel might be best?

[ForeverBlue]

perhaps a snorkel might be best?

does your boat float?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does Hope Float?
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[puddin']

doesn't it sail and soar?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which do you prefer?

[Hollylane]

What made you sore?

[puddin']

sandra did?

[Hollylane]

Are you wanting one of the pink ladies? Sandra Dee?

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[puddin']

what if i preferred salmon?

[Hollylane]

How did we get back to fish?

[puddin']

are we goin' to play go fish now?

[Hollylane]

Would I be offended if you said you wanted to play Old Maid?

[puddin']

would you?!

[Hollylane]

Do the signs point to "yes"?

[puddin']

what signs are pointin' where?!!

[Hollylane]

Where's your sign?

[Gentle Tiger]

Print or signature?

[puddin']

is it scorpio or a thumbs up?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there really a choice?

[puddin']

isn't der always a choice?

[Hollylane]

Taster's choice?

[puddin']

isn't a french press tastier?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you lick your lips after a French kiss?

[Hollylane]

Do you normally do that after seeing a movie?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

How about after singing a song?


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[Gentle Tiger]

Side by side?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Really?

..........

[willow]

Are you a doubting Thomas?

[Metro]

Are you a doubting Thomas?

In that case, how could Thumbelina prove her own existence?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't living in a flower proof enough?

[willow]

Is the proof of the pudding in the eating?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you had pudding today?

[puddin']

doesn't it have mo' to do wit' consistency?

[LeftWriteFemme]

doesn't it have mo' to do wit' consistency?



How consistent are you, Pudd'in?

[puddin']

are you aware me nickname is puddin'?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you realize that if it hadn't been it would be now?

[puddin']

mayhap i should change me name to puddin'?

[willow]

mayhap i should change me name to puddin'?

If the wind changes will you be stuck with it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Could that possibly be true?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you playing the role of doubting Thomas?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you playing the role of doubting Thomas?



Have you confused me with someone I know quite well?????

[puddin']

do i look as confused as i feel?!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Should I feel you to be sure?

[puddin']

mayhap you should. yah?

[ForeverBlue]

mayhap you should. yah?

your really not all that sure are you?

[Girl Friday]

your really not all that sure are you?

Did you just say that I'm not all that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you want to ask about chips?

[willow]

Are you a double dipper?

[puddin']

are we talkin' about snacks now?!

[willow]

Do you eat between meals?

[puddin']

isn't dat a given?!

[ForeverBlue]

Do you eat between meals?

Does kissing count?

[puddin']

why would it not?!!!

[ForeverBlue]

why would it not?!!!

Do you think there are too many rules to follow?

[willow]

Do you think there are too many rules to follow?


What are the rules of engagement?

[ForeverBlue]

What are the rules of engagement?


Are you engaged or married?

[Metro]

Are you engaged or married?

Single serving?

[ForeverBlue]

Single serving?

Can I have a bigger plate?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you handle the plate?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can you handle the plate?

Is it too hot to handle?

[ForeverBlue]

Is it too hot to handle?

Did you really go out with her?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you order take out?

[ForeverBlue]

Did you order take out?

Do they deliver?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where's the lunchbox?

[puddin']

can i have a click-box?

[Hollylane]

Can mine be a Bento Box?


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[puddin']

can i jus' say how georgeous dat is?

[Girl Friday]

can i jus' say how georgeous dat is?

I don't know. Can you?

[Hollylane]

Do you know how many story/movie versions there are about The Little Engine That Could?

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[willow]

Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

[Girl Friday]

Is imitation really the sincerest form of flattery?

How much imitation does it take to make someone the real thing?

[willow]

Is the real thing coca cola?

[ForeverBlue]

Is the real thing coca cola?

Wasnt that you yesterday outside walmart leaning against a stop sign drinking a pepsi?

[willow]

Was that you I flicked ice cubes at?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you always been such a fun girl?

[willow]

Are you taking me seriously?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you taking the A train?

[willow]

Are you speaking Japanese?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you speaking Japanese?

How many languages do you speak?

[mustangjeano]

How many languages do you speak?

Does pig latin count?

[ForeverBlue]

Does pig latin count?

Can you give me one good reason why it shouldnt?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever spoken to a latin pig?

[ForeverBlue]

Have you ever spoken to a latin pig?

Do they sell pulled pork sandiwches?

[puddin']

does dat jus' sound tres wrong to anaone but me?

[willow]

Must you be right all the time?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do two wrongs make a right?

[willow]

Do two wrongs make a right?

Have you taken the right-left (http://www.web-us.com/brain/braindominance.htm) brain test?

[SoulShineFemme]

Have you taken the right-left (http://www.web-us.com/brain/braindominance.htm) brain test?

Will I be considered a slacker if I say no?

[ForeverBlue]

Will I be considered a slacker if I say no?

why did you turn down that 90k a year job again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did she really do that????

[willow]

Do you claim innocence?

[puddin']

have i EVA claimed innocence?!!

[Girl Friday]

have i EVA claimed innocence?!!

Have you ever claimed her sister Ignorance?

[ForeverBlue]

Have you ever claimed her sister Ignorance?

Doesnt the world have enough bright people aready?

[SoulShineFemme]

Doesnt the world have enough bright people aready?

Are we all Shiny, Happy People Holding Hands this morning?

[ForeverBlue]

Are we all Shiny, Happy People Holding Hands this morning?

Did everyone wash their hands?

[SoulShineFemme]

Did everyone wash their hands?

Is hand sanitizer really as effective as a proper scrubbing?

[ForeverBlue]

Is hand sanitizer really as effective as a proper scrubbing?

Dnt you miss the good old days?:rainbowAfro:

[SoulShineFemme]

Dnt you miss the good old days?:rainbowAfro:

Are you talking about 1992?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How old were you in '92?

[willow]

Is age really just a number?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you add it all up?

[puddin']

when you add it all up, does it equal wisdom?

[ForeverBlue]

when you add it all up, does it equal wisdom?

Did you remember your debit card?

[puddin']

didn't dey first introduce dis concept in "the handmaid's tale"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't cash better?

[ForeverBlue]

Isn't cash better?

Are you sure money cant buy you love?

[mustangjeano]

Are you sure money cant buy you love?

But will you still love me when the money runs out?

[ForeverBlue]

But will you still love me when the money runs out?

What do you have for collatoral?

[Girl Friday]

What do you have for collatoral?


Will you accept an IOU?

[ForeverBlue]

Will you accept an IOU?

Do you have two peices of ID?

[LeftWriteFemme]

May I see your passport?

[Girl Friday]

May I see your passport?


Are you going to search me?

[puddin']

yup, strip down now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a wand that beeps?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you have a wand that beeps?

Have you ever seen one this big?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever seen one this big?

Are my wide eyes answering you? :|

[ForeverBlue]

Are my wide eyes answering you? :|

Do you take any medication when you go into shock?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you take any medication when you go into shock?

Were you trying to shock me? :sunglass:

[ForeverBlue]

Were you trying to shock me? :sunglass:

Does live electricity scare you?

[Girl Friday]

Does live electricity scare you?

Do I have to answer that?

[willow]

Do I have to answer that?

Are you backing out?

[ForeverBlue]

Do I have to answer that?

Do you feel like you have to justify everythnig?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you feel like you have to justify everythnig?

Can we answer this with an equation?

[ForeverBlue]

Can we answer this with an equation?

Did you go to university?

[SoulShineFemme]

Did you go to university?

Does my forum posting genius lead you to believe I did? (There is only ONE answer here, BTW!) :p

[ForeverBlue]

Does my forum posting genius lead you to believe I did? (There is only ONE answer here, BTW!) :p

anyone reading your posts would beleive that, dont you think? lol

[SoulShineFemme]

anyone reading your posts would beleive that, dont you think? lol

LOL! Perhaps, but do they believe in Bigfoot too?

[ForeverBlue]

LOL! Perhaps, but do they believe in Bigfoot too?

Have you ever seen a ghost?

[willow]

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Do you believe everything you see?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you believe everything you see?

Arent I suppose to?

[SoulShineFemme]

Arent I suppose to?

Are you obedient?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you obedient?

You are kidding me, right?

[SoulShineFemme]

You are kidding me, right?

Is your refrigerator running? :p

[ForeverBlue]

Is your refrigerator running? :p

yes as a matter of fact it is, do you know how to turn it off?

[SoulShineFemme]

yes as a matter of fact it is, do you know how to turn it off?

Would you like me to call the repair guy for ya?

[ForeverBlue]

Would you like me to call the repair guy for ya?

cant YOU help me with anything?

[SoulShineFemme]

cant YOU help me with anything?

Don't you want references first?

[ForeverBlue]

Don't you want references first?

I can call every one of them?

[SoulShineFemme]

I can call every one of them?

Do you have unlimited long distance?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you have unlimited long distance?

Do you think they have that much to say about you?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you think they have that much to say about you?

Would it be worth the phone call if they didn't?

[ForeverBlue]

Would it be worth the phone call if they didn't?

Will I hear all positive things?

[SoulShineFemme]

Will I hear all positive things?

Is your hearing intact? :|

[ForeverBlue]

Is your hearing intact? :|

Do you have insurance for hearing aids?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you have insurance for hearing aids?

Would that be included in my car insurance policy?

[ForeverBlue]

Would that be included in my car insurance policy?

Do you even own a car?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you even own a car?

Could I, lover of all road trips and the open road, ever be without a car?

[ForeverBlue]

Could I, lover of all road trips and the open road, ever be without a car?

Do you drive fast?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you drive fast?

Are you trying to get me to admit to speeding? :p

[ForeverBlue]

Are you trying to get me to admit to speeding? :p

Will you admit to anything I ask?

[SoulShineFemme]

Will you admit to anything I ask?

Does the Mona Lisa smile on my face answer your question?

[ForeverBlue]

Does the Mona Lisa smile on my face answer your question?

do you collect valuable art?

[SoulShineFemme]

do you collect valuable art?

Would you own / operate a museum if you won the lottery?

[ForeverBlue]

Would you own / operate a museum if you won the lottery?

I can think of much better things to do, cant you?

[SoulShineFemme]

I can think of much better things to do, cant you?

Something like take a 3 year tour of the U.S. amd Canada in a tricked-out RV and hit every quirky roadside attraction along the way? :D

[ForeverBlue]

Something like take a 3 year tour of the U.S. amd Canada in a tricked-out RV and hit every quirky roadside attraction along the way? :D

that would be sooo fun, wouldnt it?

[SoulShineFemme]

that would be sooo fun, wouldnt it?

Did you buy any lottery tickets today?

[ForeverBlue]

Did you buy any lottery tickets today?

no just tim hortons coffee, want some?

[SoulShineFemme]

no just tim hortons coffee, want some?

Is it still roll up the rim time? :)

[ForeverBlue]

Is it still roll up the rim time? :)

no its over, does that mean you dont want any then?

[SoulShineFemme]

no its over, does that mean you dont want any then?

Are ya kidding?? I loves me some coffee!! Does Tim Horton's have the best maple donuts in town?

[ForeverBlue]

Are ya kidding?? I loves me some coffee!! Does Tim Horton's have the best maple donuts in town?

yes I have to agree! Is it true you ate 3 of them at your last visit?

[SoulShineFemme]

yes I have to agree! Is it true you ate 3 of them at your last visit?


Do you have any Alka Seltzer? :seeingstars:

[ForeverBlue]

Do you have any Alka Seltzer? :seeingstars:

t hurts that bad eh?

[SoulShineFemme]

t hurts that bad eh?

Are you a skilled medic?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you a skilled medic?

how skilled?......

[SoulShineFemme]

how skilled?......

Are ya just being modest?

[ForeverBlue]

Are ya just being modest?

is there anything wrong with blowing ones own horn?

[LeftWriteFemme]

is there anything wrong with blowing ones own horn?



Do you think it might be more fun if someone else did it for you? :sunglass:

[Girl Friday]

Do you think it might be more fun if someone else did it for you? :sunglass:


Wouldn't that be enabling?

[willow]

Wouldn't that be enabling?

Why would you deprive me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How could you think that of me?

[willow]

How could you think that of me?

Are you reading my mind?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you reading my mind?

Has anyone seen my crystal ball, its round and about this big?

[willow]

Does size matter?

[ForeverBlue]

Does size matter?

I think it does, do you have a limit to what size you will except?

[willow]

Is acceptance important to you?

[Shadownthemind]

Is acceptance important to you?

Wouldn't one think that respect is what is important,and with that could you say comes acceptance?

[willow]

Will you still respect me in the morning?

[ForeverBlue]

Will you still respect me in the morning?

I respected you before why wouldnt I in the morning?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think things change in the moonlight?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you think things change in the moonlight?

Actually no, dont you think they change more in the daylight?

[Girl Friday]

Actually no, dont you think they change more in the daylight?

Whether by night or by day, is it the changing or the object of that change that matters?

[ForeverBlue]

Whether by night or by day, is it the changing or the object of that change that matters?

Did you bring a change of clothes?

[willow]

Did you bring a change of clothes?

Will you be doing a little turn on the cat walk?

[Girl Friday]

Will you be doing a little turn on the cat walk?


Have you ever tried taking a cat for a walk?

[ForeverBlue]

Have you ever tried taking a cat for a walk?

thats a nice collar, did you buy it just for your cat?

[willow]

Will she share it with the dog?

[ForeverBlue]

Will she share it with the dog?

you have a cat AND a dog?

[willow]

you have a cat AND a dog?

Do you value diversity?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you value diversity?

I thought you said you liked stability?

[willow]

I thought you said you liked stability?

Do I detect a little wobble?

[ForeverBlue]

Do I detect a little wobble?

do you have some tape to hold this wheel on my cart?

[willow]

do you have some tape to hold this wheel on my cart?

Are you putting the cart before the horse?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you putting the cart before the horse?

Do u think that stable is open for business?

[willow]

Do u think that stable is open for business?

Do you have a business plan?

[ForeverBlue]

Do you have a business plan?

Well I have the facts, can you show me your figures?

[Girl Friday]

Well I have the facts, can you show me your figures?


Do you two want to be alone?
;)

[TenderKnight]

Do you two want to be alone?
;)

And why can't we just watch? :detective:

[willow]

Do you want a room with a view?

[Metro]

Do you want a room with a view?

Could that room *please* be in Tuscany?

[willow]

Could that room *please* be in Tuscany?

Was that a *pretty* please?

[Metro]

Was that a *pretty* please?

With sugar on top?

[TenderKnight]

With sugar on top?

won't that rot your teeth?

[willow]

won't that rot your teeth?

Were you scared rotten?

[TenderKnight]

Were you scared rotten?

If i were, would you think less of me?? :eatinghersheybar:

[Girl Friday]

If i were, would you think less of me?? :eatinghersheybar:


Do you want me to think of you more?

[willow]

Would you settle for less than you deserve?

[ForeverBlue]

Would you settle for less than you deserve?

Im too old to settle, wouldnt you agree?

[Girl Friday]

Im too old to settle, wouldnt you agree?

Yes, and I hope you think so too?

[willow]

When is a question not a question?

[Jaques]

When is a question not a question?

when its an answer, i dont understand this:seeingstars:

[TenderKnight]

when its an answer, i dont understand this:seeingstars:

was that a question or a statement? ;)

[Metro]

was that a question or a statement? ;)

Could you clarify?

[SoulShineFemme]

Could you clarify?

Could someone please pass me a cuppa coffe this morning?

[willow]

Could someone please pass me a cuppa coffe this morning?

Would you like cream with your coffee?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I simply have coffee ice cream?

[willow]

Isn't ice cream just for Sundays?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do we have to wait til Sunday to have ice cream? *Sniffle*

[ForeverBlue]

Do we have to wait til Sunday to have ice cream? *Sniffle*

I hate waiting for anything, dont you?

[SoulShineFemme]

I hate waiting for anything, dont you?

If I say yes will I seem impatient?

[ForeverBlue]

If I say yes will I seem impatient?

Ar you saying you have little patience?

[SoulShineFemme]

Ar you saying you have little patience?

If I have the patience of Job....does that mean I like waiting OR does it mean I hate waiting but I tolerate it well? :praying:

[ForeverBlue]

If I have the patience of Job....does that mean I like waiting OR does it mean I hate waiting but I tolerate it well? :praying:

wow that was profound,,,,,does that mean you wont wait for me?

[SoulShineFemme]

wow that was profound,,,,,does that mean you wont wait for me?

Are you running late?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you running late?

lol Im always running late, was that just a taxi that drove by?

[SoulShineFemme]

lol Im always running late, was that just a taxi that drove by?

Heyyyyy.... Wasn't it supposed to stop here?

[ForeverBlue]

Heyyyyy.... Wasn't it supposed to stop here?

Well was I suppose to call or you?

[clay]

Well was I suppose to call or you?

Guess I didn't get THAT memo, did you?

[ForeverBlue]

Guess I didn't get THAT memo, did you?

my computer keeps going wacky *hits it* is yours doing the same?

[SoulShineFemme]

my computer keeps going wacky *hits it* is yours doing the same?

Is there a virus going around?