Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Was I that obvious?

[SoNotHer]

Do semaphores give you away?

[Gentle Tiger]

What's being given away?

[Starbuck]

Can we sell tickets?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you keeping the stubs?

[Starbuck]

Will we be videotaping this event?

[SoNotHer]

Peanuts anyone?

[Stacy]

The edible ones or the cartoon ones?

[SoNotHer]

Where's Hollylane with that Linus and the Great Pumpkin video?

[Starbuck]

Where's Hollylane with that Linus and the Great Pumpkin video?

Is anyone else secretly skeptical of the Great Pumpkin?

[Stacy]

Does anyone else imagine using the Great Pumpkin to make a pumpkin pie as big as a children's wading pool?

[Starbuck]

Does anyone else imagine using the Great Pumpkin to make a pumpkin pie as big as a children's wading pool?

Is eating it all we can do with this pie? Or can we swim in it too?

[Stacy]

What would you like to do with the pool size pumpkin pie?

[Starbuck]

What would you like to do with the pool size pumpkin pie?


Can we have a pool sized pumpin pie filling throwing pit?

[Stacy]

Will you be willing to monitor the pumpkin pit activities?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do pumpkin pies have pits?

[willow]

Are there 4 and 20 blackbirds in there?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was Ole'King Cole really a merry old soul?

[willow]

Did the fiddling fiddlers amuse him?

[Hollylane]

Who pied the piper?

[Daktari]

Was it the one who picked a peck of pickled peppers?

[Hollylane]

Was that before or after the mouse ran up the clock?

[Daktari]

Was that before or after the mouse ran up the clock?

Did the mouse have clogs on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Were they clopping clogs?

[Hollylane]

Was he going Dutch?

[SoNotHer]

Was it all just ducky?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't it more like a flock of seagulls?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who could forget that hairdo?



http://kevdo.com/rock-history/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/flock1.jpg

[Hollylane]

Did someone show you a picture of my hair in 1980?

[SoNotHer]

Was it as asymmetrical as the Tower of Pisa?

[Hollylane]

Were there bandanas involved?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What color is the bandanna?

[Hollylane]

Was it rainbow colored?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you swing in every direction?

[Hollylane]

Is this playground?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like to play?

[Hollylane]

Can I be Skipper(Barbie)?

[willow]

Is Skipper a big girls now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are big girls the same as dolls?

[Hollylane]

What happened here?

http://www.barbiecollector.com/files/imagecache/product_detail_main/products/main/K2794.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you hear that she really only comes with GI Joe?

http://rationalchica.com/uploads/2/8/3/8/2838493/7964830.jpg

[Hollylane]

Do I think that I am in the wrong gossip loop?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who has been whispering in your ear?

[willow]

Are we playing Chinese Whispers?

[Hollylane]

Was it a little bird or a little louder like Joan Rivers?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who is louder than Joan Rivers?

[Hollylane]

Is it me when judging goes wrong on Dancing with the Stars??

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking who you are?

[SoNotHer]

Are you asking me if I'm asking you who you are?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know who you are?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know where you're going to?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you traveling around the mulberry bush again?

[Passionaria]

If so will you make Mulberry jam???

[SoNotHer]

What's the difference between a jam and a jelly?

[willow]

Is it all about preserving the integrity of fruit?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who are you calling a fruit?

[SoNotHer]

What does it mean if my fruit loops are talking to me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do they say?

[Hollylane]

Were they sending Morse code?

[SoNotHer]

Is that what that tapping in my head was?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there an Ham radio setup in there?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see my antenna?

[Hollylane]

Would you press the little button for me and say "Breaker 69, Breaker 69", purely for my amusement?

[SoNotHer]

:-) Is amateur radio like amateur porn?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think it would be more fun that way?

[SoNotHer]

What does it take to go professional?

[Hollylane]

Who can we ask?

[Stacy]

Who do you think has all the answers?

[SoNotHer]

Who has all the experience?

[Stacy]

How do you get experience?

[SoNotHer]

How do you get to audition for experience?

[Hollylane]

Is there a director's couch for that kind of audition?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't it be called the "director's sectional" for ensemble porn films?

[Hollylane]

How many "ensembles" are we talking about?

[SoNotHer]

What does it mean to be an "extra" in a porn film?

[Hollylane]

Would you need extra parts(appendages) or extra parts(roles)? Do you find that confusing?

[SoNotHer]

What would it take to be a stunt double?

[Hollylane]

Are we talking stunted or stunt?

[SoNotHer]

Should we talk about both?

[Hollylane]

Could "extra" entail some extra tail?

[SoNotHer]

Would it help to be double jointed?

[willow]

Can you tie your own knots?

[Hollylane]

Will there be boating involved?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you jibe?

[Starbuck]

Will there be a film crew on hand or do I need to bring my portable camera?

[willow]

Where do I hang my sign?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/396075201_a4da857769_z.jpg

[Stacy]

Don't you think those pants that have writing on the ass should say, "knock before entering"?

[ONLY]

Don't you think those pants that have writing on the ass should say, "knock before entering"?

Is that like "Don't knock it till you've tried it?" :|

[Stacy]

Are you asking me if I've tried it?

[ONLY]

Are you asking me if I've tried it?
Would you tell us if you did?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you really want to know that? ;)

[ONLY]

Do you really want to know that? ;)

um, no? :p

[SoulShineFemme]

Dontcha know you are supposed to say "no thank you"? :P

[ONLY]

Dontcha know you are supposed to say "no thank you"? :P

Now what am I saying no to and thanking someone for what?

[SoulShineFemme]

Now what am I saying no to and thanking someone for what?

How can you forget about not taking candy from strangers?

[ONLY]

How can you forget about not taking candy from strangers?

Baby......what kind of candy are we talking bout? *grin*

[SoulShineFemme]

Baby......what kind of candy are we talking bout? *grin*

Aren't Hot Tamales your favorite? ;)

[ONLY]

Aren't Hot Tamales your favorite? ;)

Are you forgetting my all time favorite CANDY?

[SoulShineFemme]

Are you forgetting my all time favorite CANDY?

Umm..It IS chocolate isn't it?

[ONLY]

Umm..It IS chocolate isn't it?

Thinking maybe I should keep it to myself, what you think? *grin*

[SoulShineFemme]

I'm thinking you should shout the name of your favorite candy out to the world... Wouldn't that be nice?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it charms?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you feel lucky?

[Arwen]

Do you want to feel me?

[Starbuck]

Should I wear gloves during my research?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you want to wear gloves for your exploration?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about a cavity search?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you volunteering?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How can you say I have cavities? Are you not aware how much I brush????

[willow]

How many brush strokes a day for healthy hair?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have more than one brush?

[willow]

Is that a sweeping statement?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it awfully close to Halloween to be making sweeping statements?

[Starbuck]

Can we just sweep that one under the rug?

[Hollylane]

Have you looked under there lately? Think it will fit?

[Starbuck]

Have you tried? Push hard enough and anything will fit ;)

[Hollylane]

Am I a little flummoxed by the statement following the question?

[scootebaby]

Do you think it may not have fit under the rug??

[Hollylane]

Am I hoping we're talking about an actual rug and not a toupee?

[scootebaby]

would it make a difference if it were a rug or a toupee??

[Hollylane]

Don't you think the toupee would show too many odd shaped lumps?

[scootebaby]

Have you seen some of the toupees ppl wear??? :|:rofl:

[Hollylane]

Have you seen someone with an armadillo on their head lately?

[scootebaby]

People will put anything on their head nowadays wont they?

[Hollylane]

What wouldn't you put on your head?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I ride away on that broom when you are done?

[Hollylane]

Is it a broomstick built for two? Do I feel a song coming on?

[BugsAndKisses]

Is it a broomstick built for two? Do I feel a song coming on?
Is your broom insured?

[Hollylane]

Am I pretty certain I carry full broom coverage?

[ONLY]

Am I pretty certain I carry full broom coverage?

Think I get that kind of coverage here where I live?

[Starbuck]

Does your broom need cleavage coverage?

[ONLY]

Does your broom need cleavage coverage?



Don't know bout that but how bout @ss coverage? :|

[Starbuck]

Don't know bout that but how bout @ss coverage? :|


Who you gonna call for that?

[ONLY]

Who you gonna call for that?

How bout @SSBUSTERS? ops GHOSTBUSTERS lol

[Starbuck]

Does that coverage include a rider for splinters?

[ONLY]

Does that coverage include a rider for splinters?

Which reminds me.........I ever tell you bout the splinter I got way back when? :seeingstars:

[Starbuck]

Which reminds me.........I ever tell you bout the splinter I got way back when? :seeingstars:

Did you have to use tweezers or forceps to dig it out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where is your way back?

[Starbuck]

What happens if we can't find our way back?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't someone have the GPS App?

[SoNotHer]

Do I need a GPS app to help me get back to the "On my Back" plateau just south of "Pointed Peaks" and just west of "How Sweet is my Valley Valley"?

[Stacy]

Is it any wonder that I have no idea what any of that means?

[willow]

Was it lost in translation?

[Hollylane]

Is there a new language being spoken?

[willow]

Do you speak the language of love?

[SoNotHer]

Can I help it if you don't?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What are you implying?

[willow]

what are the implications of change?

[Starbuck]

Can change make up for the lack of spontaneity?

[willow]

Will we spontaneously combust?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you think this is a Pepsi commercial???

[Hollylane]

Should I be careful around pyrotechnics?

[Odarlin]

Do nylons/pantyhose melt when exposed to high temperatures, or burn?

[Stacy]

Are you having an internal thermostat problem?

[Arwen]

Are you having personal summers already?

[Hollylane]

Don't I wish that explained all my problems?

[Stacy]

Doesn't a little heat help?

[SoNotHer]

Help what?

[Stacy]

Isn't there a book about this?

[SoNotHer]

Did you know there is a musical about this?

[Hollylane]

Are you referring to: "Some Like it Hot"?

[Stacy]

How hot do some like it?

[SoNotHer]

Would you believe me if I told you I'm talking about "Menopause the Musical"?


http://www.menopausethemusical.com/

[Hollylane]

Would you believe that I prefer the one I mentioned, and would rather not dwell on the inevitable?

[SoNotHer]

Would you believe that I would believe that?

[Stacy]

Do you believe in magic?

[Hollylane]

Don't we all want to believe?

[SoNotHer]

Do you need to drink the Koolaid to believe?

[Hollylane]

Would you believe that all this talk about believing made me think of this line from Sheryl Crow's song "Sweet Rosalyn"?

"She don't believe in anything
But it you ask her, she'll say
There's plenty of things to believe in"

[Stacy]

Do you think everyone is in bed now except me?

[Hollylane]

Am I going to bed to stare at the ceiling now?

[Stacy]

Do you think you might stay up and play fun & fluffy games?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't I be in a fluffy bed right now?

[Stacy]

Don't you feel bad for me that I'm at work and can't be home in a fluffy bed right now?

[Hollylane]

Don't you feel bad that my fluffy bed is not speaking to me right now?

[Stacy]

Do you think you people who talk to their beds should maybe consider medication? ;)

[Hollylane]

Would that be prudent?

[Stacy]

Do you ever run out of questions?

[Hollylane]

Do you think that is even possible?

[willow]

Is your money on odds or evens?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I choose odd like me?

[ONLY]

Wouldn't I choose odd like me?

And what would "even" look like?

[Hollylane]

Is there some way to even the odds?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't that make them oddly even?

[Hollylane]

Don't you appreciate quirks as much as I do?

[ONLY]

Wouldn't that make them oddly even?

I am getting :seeingstars: how bout you all?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I start out that way?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was I with you in the beginning?

[Hollylane]

Does your office chair spin like mine does?

[ONLY]

speaking of office chairs......don't ya just love to get on one and roll down the ramp with them?

[Hollylane]

Can I borrow your ramp and your video camera?

[ONLY]

um what you wanna do with the video camera? :|

[Hollylane]

Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?

[ONLY]

Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Ya, so what ARE YOU video taping?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't the ramp make a good prop for cat chase scenes?

[ONLY]

Doesn't the ramp make a good prop for cat chase scenes?

um sure, do I get to chase them while I wheel around on the chair? *EVIL GRIN* :p

[Hollylane]

This makes it clear that you have never met my cats. Do you value your skin?

[Starbuck]

This makes it clear that you have never met my cats. Do you value your skin?

Isn't it clear we all value something?

[Hollylane]

How much is that going to cost?

[scootebaby]

how much does value cost??

[Starbuck]

How much is that going to cost?

Where is the nearest sale?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't paying less for more make you buy more, which ends up costing you much more?

[Starbuck]

Doesn't paying less for more make you buy more, which ends up costing you much more?

If you didn't buy at a sale at all wouldn't you save even more money?

[Hollylane]

Am I not in Kansas anymore?

[Starbuck]

Am I not in Kansas anymore?

Where oh where has my puppy dog gone?

[Hollylane]

Did you check the witch's basket? Did I hear someone say "and your little dog too"?

[Starbuck]

Did you check the witch's basket? Did I hear someone say "and your little dog too"?

Oh no! Is the wicked witch in town?

[Hollylane]

Don't you recognize my gown and my sparkly wand?

[Starbuck]

Don't you recognize my gown and my sparkly wand?

Where is that flying house when you need it?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that help if we want the red glittery shoes?

[Starbuck]

Wouldn't that help if we want the red glittery shoes?

Do you know how to Salsa dance?

[Hollylane]

Should we have salsa or pico de gallo?

[Stacy]

Does Mexican food do bad things to you too?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like bad things to be done to you?

[Starbuck]

Would you like bad things to be done to you?

And who would you have do them to you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we all join in?

[willow]

Is this a popular participation sport?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Should we just watch instead?

[SoNotHer]

Can we change the term "inter mural" to "inter sexual" and ask the Olympics to make the daisy chain a recognized sport? ;-)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think we would win a gold?

[willow]

Would you like to walk barefoot on golden sands?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't a daisy chain in sand be uncomfortable?

[Stacy]

Doesn't sand get in your pants?

[Starbuck]

Doesn't sand get in your pants?

What about sand in the crack?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you on crack?

[SoNotHer]

Do you all love cracking me up? (signed Sandy Pants)

[Hollylane]

Who's got the sandcastle bucket?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know that song, "There's a hole in my bucket"? What does it mean?

[Starbuck]

Can you sing it while drunk?

[SoNotHer]

Is there any other way?

[Starbuck]

Is that one of those lonesome country songs?

[Hollylane]

Would a cork help?

[Starbuck]

Who's running the DJ booth tonight?

[Hollylane]

Will there be dancing or dancers?

[Starbuck]

What time will the drag show start?

[SoNotHer]

Where do you all think you're going?

[Starbuck]

Are you worried you can't go?

[SoNotHer]

Do I need permission to come? :sunglass:

[Midnight]

Why do you need permission?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't we all have needs?

[Midnight]

Or are they wants?

[Hollylane]

What about requirements?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the scrambled eggs?

[Cin]

What about the scrambled eggs?

Who brings scrambled eggs to a drag show?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you? :sunglass:

[Cin]

Did you? :sunglass:

Would that be wrong?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you feel wrong?

[Cin]

Do you feel wrong?

Can feelings even be wrong?

[Stacy]

Does anyone else wish that grass was sparkly?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will it be greener?