Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[UofMfan]

Were you even born then?

[Hollylane]

Ha! Didn't you know that 1972 was a fine year?

[UofMfan]

Is that when Glen came out?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think I've been too busy with Patron to remember who Glen is? Were we close?

[UofMfan]

Define close?

[Hollylane]

Couldn't you give me a clue? Did I meet him in Puerto Rico that one time?

[UofMfan]

Have you ever been to Puerto Rico?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were there bunny ears in Puerto Rico?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think that would have looked odd on Glen?

[UofMfan]

Have you ever seen Glen look bad?

[Gentle Tiger]

Has Glen been hopping around?

[Hollylane]

Is Glen known for hopping?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would Jose know?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you hear that Patron kicked Jose to the curb?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you miss the memo that Jose was just pretending and in fact never stayed on the curb?

[Hollylane]

Do you think he's really just inspecting the gutter?

[UofMfan]

Isn't your mind always in the gutter?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen my halo? Do you think I may have dropped it there in the dirty snow?

[UofMfan]

Didn't you lose more that the alleged halo there?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think that I saw you in the reflection on the car door trying to conceal your horns?

[UofMfan]

Are you talking to GT?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think GT has a set?

[UofMfan]

Dare I ask a set of what?

[Hollylane]

Now don't you think that is a question best answered by one less pure?

[UofMfan]

So why didn't you answer it?

[Hollylane]

Would you believe that Sister Mary Catherine slapped me with a ruler for attempting an answer?:|

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you tried calling?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did I just ask the wrong thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would Sister Mary Catherine think differently?

[Hollylane]

Is there really a good answer? Do you have a quarter for the call?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you near a pay phone?

[UofMfan]

Are there still pay phones?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are nuns allowed personal phones?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would they use a personal ruler instead?

[Hollylane]

Is there an APP for that???

[The_Lady_Snow]

What are we supposed to be doing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there no manuals?

[Hollylane]

Do you have an appointment?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is pointy and hops?

[Hollylane]

Is it a horny toad? Didn't you know that I would come up with that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should I wait until Halloween to pretend I am surprised?

[UofMfan]

Are my socks white?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is that a long time to wait?

[Gentle Tiger]

How long does it take to get white socks?

[Hollylane]

I can't find my own socks, what makes you think I know what color yours are?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will they be white when you find them?

[moxie]

GT, did you wash her socks in hot water with a red t-shirt again?

[Hollylane]

Do you really think that the sock fairy will let me find more than one?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were there teeth in your socks?

[Hollylane]

Aren't you thinking of alligator shoes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Alligators wear socks and shoes now?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are crocodiles included in your dress code?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't we eat them at Carnivores?

[Arwen]

Have I missed a meeting...again?

[Licious]

Am I missing a meeting.. again?


Why don't you ever make it to our meetings?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you check your appointment book?

[Arwen]

Is this meeting on the next level?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an elevator?

[Hollylane]

Who's going to wear the bell hop hat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will they open the door?

[Hollylane]

Do you think I'd make it past security?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a search and rescue mission?

[dixie]

Why, are we lost?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't you hear Hollylane got lost in security with a bunny?

[dixie]

Do you really expect out-of-touch girl here to stay up to date on breaking news events??

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you say that just so i don't feel like the only out of touch girl?

[JAGG]

Did you say that just so i don't feel like the only out of touch girl?

Did you touch that girls' car?

[msW8ing]

JAGG did you say you were gonna wash my car????

[Gentle Tiger]

Did the car make it through security?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was I supposed to stop for security???

[Gentle Tiger]

Are a car impersonator? :police:

[LeftWriteFemme]

What are you talking about?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an explanation?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have one?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you find the marbles?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you loose yours?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying my marbles are loose?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do I have to say it?

[Gentle Tiger]

If you think it aren't you saying it?

[UofMfan]

Why aren't you saying it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't that done already?

[UofMfan]

Did I miss it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you see the chickens?

[UofMfan]

There were chickens?

[Gentle Tiger]

You didn't hear them?:shocking:

[UofMfan]

Were they loud?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Were they sweet sounding?

[Hollylane]

If you crunch hard candy, does it sound sweet?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it sweet kernel corn?

[Hollylane]

Weren't we talking about hard candy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the hard candy shaped liked corn or chickens?

[Hollylane]

Isn't candy corn chewy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you judging the candy?

[Hollylane]

Do you have a few samples?

[Gentle Tiger]

What did you do with the other samples?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think I would admit it if I ate them?

[Gentle Tiger]

Weren't you really trying to get more samples?

[Hollylane]

Does the cookie monster like cookies? Is Mickey Mouse in love with Minnie?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you changing the subject because you guilty yet again?

[Hollylane]

Isn't guilty a strong word to use when referring to the pure and innocent?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you rather be described as for the most part guilty all the time?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that make the false accusation less harsh?

[Arwen]

Are y'all going to let anyone get a word in edgewise?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you wanting to say something edgy?

[Hollylane]

Is there something I don't have to say?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you let someone speak for you?

[Hollylane]

Would proper grammar and innocence be applied to the statement?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is a story being told?

[Hollylane]

Will this be fact or fiction?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are chickens fictitious or factual?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't it matter which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you tracking who or what is coming and going?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think I keep a running tally?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you save the spreadsheet?

[Hollylane]

Were office skills listed on the application?

[Gentle Tiger]

What was applied?

[Hollylane]

Did the application cause a rash?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the question really about creams?

[Hollylane]

Were we not talking about sunburns?

[Gentle Tiger]

The buns were burned?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't everything you do sweet sounding?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't it be best not to answer that question?

[Hollylane]

If you had toasted buns, what would you slather on them?

[UofMfan]

Is this a trick question?

[Hollylane]

Will you be performing tricks?

[UofMfan]

Will there be proper compensation for them?

[Hollylane]

Isn't there always?

[UofMfan]

And will said compensation be commensurate to the tricks?

[Hollylane]

Why do I feel like I am walking into a trap that could potentially ruin my innocent and pure reputation?

[UofMfan]

Do you mean your alleged Pure & Innocent reputation?

[Hollylane]

Do you think it would be easy to disprove?

[UofMfan]

Are Burt & Ernie a couple?

[Hollylane]

OMG Why?:|

[UofMfan]

Did you just post on the wrong thread?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't that in the form of a question? Do you not have an answer?

[UofMfan]

What do you think?

[Hollylane]

Should I ask Glen?

[UofMfan]

Are you that brave?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think Jose will have my back?

[UofMfan]

Did you mean, have you on your back?

[Hollylane]

Should I be surprised by this assumption of lack of purity? Should I send Sister Mary Pat over to smack your hand with the ruler?

[UofMfan]

Should you? Is this a fantasy of yours, this Sister Mary Pat?

[Hollylane]

Would I admit it if it was?

[UofMfan]

Isn't that the first step?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I have a problem?

[UofMfan]

Would I dare say such a thing?

[Hollylane]

Do I think you're really jonesing to have me send Sister Mary Pat over for punishments?

[UofMfan]

Do you, are you?

[Hollylane]

Do you think it would be prudent?

[UofMfan]

Are you familiar with the gates of hell?

[Hollylane]

Have you been looking at my itinerary???

[Duchess]

Since I'm a product of the public school system, am I suppose to know what prudent means?:)

[Hollylane]

Is class starting?

[UofMfan]

Did you pay your tuition?

[Hollylane]

Will there be more than one semester?

[UofMfan]

Have you heard of continuing education?

[Hollylane]

Will you be instructing?

[UofMfan]

Did you sing up for the course?

[Hollylane]

Will this be a class on the ways and means of arriving at the gates of hell?

[UofMfan]

Wouldn't that be a recurring course for you?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think I'd get a passing grade the first time?

[UofMfan]

Don't you hold a Masters already?

[Hollylane]

Do you think the jury is still out on that?

[UofMfan]

Didn't they deliberate for like 20 seconds?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think I hired Shapiro?

[UofMfan]

Is he still practicing law?

[Hollylane]

Is this pertinent to this line of questioning?

[UofMfan]

What line of questioning is this?

[Hollylane]

Will there be blaring lights and demanding questions?

[weatherboi]

Will there be a phone book used in this particular scene???

[Hollylane]

It did start to look like a scene, right?

[weatherboi]

So you have been around a scene or two???

[UofMfan]

Hasn't everyone?

[weatherboi]

Are we telling secrets???

[UofMfan]

Can you keep them?

[Fancy]

Am I late?

[Duchess]

Are you late for a very important date?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are we in Wonderland?

[Duchess]

Did anyone follow the white rabbit?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you a fan of Jefferson Airplane?

[Duchess]

Did Grace make you ask this question?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you been on an airplane with her?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Doesn't she ride a Starship these days?

[Duchess]

Didn't you hear about the oil Slick we landed on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was it on the latest album?

[Arwen]

When did the airplane morph into a starship?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What were you doing in 1974?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you leaving on a jet plane?

[Hollylane]

Is this ground control to major tom?

[The_Lady_Snow]

It's Tom Sawyer right?

[Hollylane]

Do I look like the kind of girl that would paint your fence?

[Arwen]

Do I look like the kind of girl who needs a fence painted?

[Hollylane]

Shall I send a cabana boi?

[weatherboi]

Did someone call for a cabana boy???

[The_Lady_Snow]

What do cabana bois do?

[Hollylane]

Did I just have a vision of Rosie O'donnell in Exit to Eden saying "Go paint my house"?

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[The_Lady_Snow]

Does it need a fresh coat of paint?

:|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Just how fresh is that paint?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the paint rude?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What color is rude paint?

[weatherboi]

Have you ever had to paint a wall many times in order to cover up the old paint, even when using primer???

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you been peeking on my painting struggles?

[weatherboi]

Don't we all have the same woes from time to time???

[Gentle Tiger]

Can we get rid of them?

[princessbelle]

If we did how would we ever stop a horse?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't we just say Whoa?

[princessbelle]

How can we say that if they are gone?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you mute without your horses?

[princessbelle]

If it's raining, doesn't my horse forget his name anyway?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you singing that old tune again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the volume lower if it's cloudy?

[princessbelle]

Does it ever rain in Southern California?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there really fire in the rain?

[Arwen]

Do you think there are days that will never end?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the answer blowing in the wind?

[Arwen]

What if these ARE the good old days, my friend?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do we really know what friends are for?

[Arwen]

What if they don't like us once we move on up to the east side?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you tell them to move and get out the way?

[princessbelle]

Aren't there signs along the way that are blocking the scenery and blowing my mind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Hollylane]

Are we going to San Francisco?

[Arwen]

Do you know that darn Tiger stole my question?

[Gentle Tiger]

How can a Tiger steal a question?

[LeftWriteFemme]

And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?

[Hollylane]

Would you like me to dig into my gigantic purse and lend you my nail repair glue, my umbrella, and my sunglasses? Would coffee help with the spins?

[Jessica]

Why do we fall so fast for someone only to find out they don't feel the same way?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the gateway?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you seen my door?

[UofMfan]

Is that what they call it now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did they beam you up?

[Hollylane]

Why not use the Stargate?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't the portal closed or was that the wormhole?

[Hollylane]

Does a wormhole bare any similarities to an earworm, like The Brady Bunch song?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it more the Beverly Hill Billies?

[Hollylane]

Will there be movie stars? Swimming pools?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you make it after all?

[LeftWriteFemme]

After all what?

[UofMfan]

Who made it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a difference between something made and something created?

[UofMfan]

Would you like me to find out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't you heading up the Research and Development?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who is funding this research?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can't they be anonymous?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that an indication of criminality?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will they plead the 5 fifth or drink it?

[UofMfan]

Do you think this will involve Glen?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Glen Miller, wasn't he lost at sea?

[UofMfan]

Are you kidding me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a joking matter?