Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you a skipper of the middle?

[starryeyes]

Does it suck being a middle child?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't every person in the middle at some point in their life?

[SoNotHer]

In the middle of what?

[Honey]

In the middle of what?

Oh...Can I be in the middle of that sandwich ?????

[JackMcGrath]

Oh...Can I be in the middle of that sandwich ?????

What KIND of sandwich?

[Honey]

Isn't it peanut butter ?

[JackMcGrath]

Did someone leave the light on?

[Honey]

Do you need help finding your way home at night ?

[SoNotHer]

Are your initials GPS?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you going to monogram my skirts?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to call me Tom Tom?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why would I?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have another name in mind?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you come if I call?

[SoNotHer]

Would you put 867-5309 on your speed dial?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to??

[Gentle Tiger]

Does everything turn?

[starryeyes]

Where is the next turn?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are we there yet??

[SoNotHer]

And why are we in this handbasket?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are we still in Kansas?

[SoNotHer]

Is that a tornado or are you really angry? ;-)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have I turned your world around?

[SoNotHer]

Do I know where I'm going to?

[Gentle Tiger]

How do you know if it is you or the object that is really upside down?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What's love got to do with it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it upside down and turning round and round?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to ease on down the road?

[Hollylane]

Would this lead to thoughts of life being like a highway and you wanna ride it all night long?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Were you born to be wild?

[Hollylane]

Does flying like an eagle count?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you born free?

[Hollylane]

Do I have to yell out "Freebird" to stop the music?

[sarahwho]

How come you're talking about Lynyrd Skynyrd?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't I really remembering Noble Five?

[sarahwho]

I think that depends on if you were, were you?

[Hollylane]

Isn't anything possible?

[Gentle Tiger]

How can this be proven?

[Hollylane]

Are you hiding the formula?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you the one who formulated the theory?

[Hollylane]

Can't you just present the facts?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they in evidence?

[SoNotHer]

Are you looking for another opportunity to bring out the gavel?

Are they in evidence?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't everything an opportunity to pull out the :hammer:

[SoNotHer]

Should I be repeating "Here comes the judge"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is court in session?

[JackMcGrath]

Did you hear the other shoe drop?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are shoe drops falling on your head?

[SoNotHer]

Is it raining pennies from heaven?

[Gentle Tiger]

Ouch! What's with the pennies?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just call me Penny Loafer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you worn out?

[SoNotHer]

Do I look like I need resoled? Would you like to do a little soft shoe to "Pennies from Heaven"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why do shoes hurt if they are soft?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we start the Steel Toed Band?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you sing bring in the nails?

[SoNotHer]

Will my singing evoke thoughts of being nailed to a chair?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the coffin?

[SoNotHer]

Are both possible?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is both part of anything?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you pour to me the parting glass?


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[Hollylane]

Is there a sliding glass door in here that I missed?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you slide the glass across the bar?

[Hollylane]

Did you leave me a tip?

[LeftWriteFemme]

The tip of what?

[Hollylane]

Should we be thinking something Titanic?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it the boat or the berg you are thinking of?

[Hollylane]

Can I have a snow cone?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What flavor would you like?

[Hollylane]

Is cherry my favorite?

[sarahwho]

Why do you like cherry, or don't you?

[Hollylane]

Who really knows the answer to what makes something taste good to the individual?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have seen any ginger people?

[Hollylane]

Does Sandra have problems?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

Can nothing be done to help her???

[Hollylane]

Even if you helped her, wouldn't the carpet still not match the drapes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can't she shave the carpet?

[Hollylane]

Why the carpet and not the drapes? Is there some kind of special consideration for the drapes?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Didn't the video clip explain that the drapes were they way the Gingers are recognized?

[Hollylane]

Are you volunteering to do the Ginger check?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have any ginger snaps?

[SoNotHer]

Have you stopped calling me Penny Loafer only to call me Ginger Snaps?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about Ginger Loafers?

[SoNotHer]

"Is that your answer - make sure all the freaks are together?"

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[Gentle Tiger]

Are you promoting freaky togetherness?

[Hollylane]

What the freak was going on in here at 2am?

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[Arwen]

Can I tell you what a FREAKIN' good mood I am in today?

[Hollylane]

Am I happy for you? :)

[SoNotHer]

Are we going into 2012 drinking from the happy bowl?

[Hollylane]

Did you mean smoking from the happy bowl? Am I confused?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about eating? Will you eat your way out of it?

[Hollylane]

Will it be lined with chocolate covered peanut brittle?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Just how brittle is your peanut?

[Hollylane]

Can we talk about peanut butter now?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is peanut butter better than peanut brittle??

[Hollylane]

Isn't it a healthier choice?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it a tossup between sugar and fat?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that depend on how your body processes fats and sugars?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Sugar, how does your body process peanuts?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying my body is like a machine?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that a bad thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want to process chocolate covered peanut brittle like a machine? What?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you serious?

[SoNotHer]

Are you cereal? If so, can I be koo koo for your cocoa puffs?

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[midwest chick]

Are you cereal? If so, can I be koo koo for your cocoa puffs?

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Don't you get seriously tired of serial cereal commercials?

[SoNotHer]

Can the answer to that question be anything but "yes"?

Don't you get seriously tired of serial cereal commercials?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you smile if I serial moon you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that the 2012 drive by?

[SoNotHer]

Are our ears ringing now that we've rung in the new year's dancing next to the band's amps?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you feeling amped?

[sarahwho]

Is there a band with that?

[SoNotHer]

And can we get on their bandwidth?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you doing the piggy back?

[SoNotHer]

You're not suggesting leap frogging over unicorns...are you?

[Hollylane]

What kind of fairy tale are you pushing here?

[SoNotHer]

What kind of fairy's tail are you looking to add to your costume?

What kind of fairy tale are you pushing here?

[Hollylane]

Do fairies come with spiked tails too?

[SoNotHer]

Are you looking for deviled dicks?

[Hollylane]

Are those better than the spotted ones? :|

[SoNotHer]

In terms of finger-licking quality?

Are those better than the spotted ones? :|

[Hollylane]

Have you used the anti-bacterial on your keyboard like I suggested?

[SoNotHer]

Spray the foam and massage it in? That's the order, right?

Have you used the anti-bacterial on your keyboard like I suggested?

[Hollylane]

You don't have the scrubbing bubbles kind?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is a bubbling sensation really good thing?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about uncorking a 1928 Krug bubbly or bubbling indiscretions in the hot tub?

[Gentle Tiger]

So standing water is desirable?

[SoNotHer]

Are we playing a game of "Plug the drain"?

[Hollylane]

Did you bring the snake?

[SoNotHer]

Are we taking a look at your plumbing?

[Hollylane]

Didn't we already discover the problem?

[mustangjeano]

Could it be rusty pipes?

[SoNotHer]

Why do people try to shove so many things through a tight opening?

[Hollylane]

Force of habit?

[mustangjeano]

the desire to fill a need perhaps?

[Starbuck]

Isn't the saying, "push hard enough and anything will fit"?

[SoNotHer]

And how does a "triple trap" and "elbow joint" figure into this philosophy?

[mustangjeano]

And who said the opening has to be tight?

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't there be some kind of sealant?

[SoNotHer]

Without "tight" might there be some slippage and misfiring?

[mustangjeano]

Is slippage a bad thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

How is the word 'bad' being used here?

[SoNotHer]

Can we look forward to games of cribbage and slippage in our twilight years?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be food?

[mustangjeano]

Can you define "twilight years" ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is a flashlight needed?

[mustangjeano]

Will someone shine their flashlight on the food?

[SoNotHer]

Who needs flashlights when there's "clap on/clap off"?


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[Hollylane]

Are we gossiping about who has clap?

[mustangjeano]

Is there a treatment for that?

[SoNotHer]

Does the treatment involve standing water, bubbles and plumbers?

[mustangjeano]

are we back to your plumbing problem now?

[Hollylane]

Will you clap if I say yes?

[SoNotHer]

Will toy stores create a "clap on/clap off" cock section for Boomers?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be more useful if it just changed sizes when the clapping starts?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't that just a great idea?

[SoNotHer]

Are we on a roll, or what? ;-)

[mustangjeano]

Can it have whirling lights and music?

[mustangjeano]

May I have butter on my roll?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I want it to play something from Elvis?

[SoNotHer]

Do you just invoke one of my favorites?

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[mustangjeano]

If the jelly drips is it okay to lick it off?

[Hollylane]

Perhaps I should have invoked Chubby Checker?

[SoNotHer]

Are you thinking about getting twisted tonight?

[Hollylane]

Pretzel???

[SoNotHer]

Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon and can I borrow it for my pretzel?


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[Gentle Tiger]

Does the pretzel have a name?

[Honey]

you call it a pretzel ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a signal?

[Honey]

Is there a signal?

Does a femme really need to get out the 2x4 ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does that mean there is a signal after all? And is that the signal?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you blow your horn?

[SoNotHer]

Don't you miss tuneful horn blowing? When will I get to hear "The Yellow Rose of Texas" or "La Cucaracha" again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was that you humming?

[Honey]

Yes. Was that you blowing ?

[ONLY]

Who is blowing what?

[Gentle Tiger]

Someone is blowing in the wind? What?

[Honey]

Sshhhhh !! Did you hear something?

[JAGG]

Can anyone hear , with all these distractions?

[Hollylane]

Why are you yelling??

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you decode the message?

[starryeyes]

Do you have the special glasses?

[Hollylane]

Can you speak Pig Latin?

[SoNotHer]

Hat-way id-day ou-say?

[mustangjeano]

Why weren't there any pigs in my Latin class?

[Hollylane]

Was there slop on hand?

[mustangjeano]

Didn't they keep it in the cafeteria?

[Hollylane]

Are you calling me a lunch lady?

[mustangjeano]

Would I be that foolish?

[Hollylane]

Are you sending me on a fool's errand?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to load up the clown car and find out?

[Hollylane]

Will my huge floppy shoes fit?

[mustangjeano]

Can I honk the horn?

[Hollylane]

Is that what that thing is on SoNotHer's nose?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like me to honk my nose like a horn?

[mustangjeano]

Won't that attract the migrating geese?

[SoNotHer]

What the flock?

[mustangjeano]

shall we all flock together?

[Miss_J]

Would flocking be a verb or noun?

[SoNotHer]

Can I interest you in some declension?

[Hollylane]

Does my first cup of coffee really go well with the grammar invasion?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to buy a vowel then?

[Hollylane]

Can't I just wear the pretty dress?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to turn my letters?

[Hollylane]

Are they scarlet?

[SoNotHer]

The letter or Katie?

[Hollylane]

Did I just think about the line "As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."?

[Gentle Tiger]

:confused: So do you want it with or without ice?

[Honey]

Can't we try it both ways ???

[SoNotHer]

How about a triple switch?


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[Gentle Tiger]

Are you using the image to convey that three is not enough or that the three will be turned on in the near future?

[Hollylane]

What happens if there's an outage?

[SoNotHer]

Should be more worried about crossed wires and socket size?

[Hollylane]

Is that why your hair looks like that today? :|

[SoNotHer]

You mean like your just-buffed bouffant?

[Hollylane]

Do you think you can bounce a quarter off of it?

[SoNotHer]

Perhaps even a Susan B. Anthony?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to give me a concussion?

[SoNotHer]

Didn't I tell you to get a double rubber padded headboard for my visits?

[Hollylane]

Can I just wear a helmet?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't that be helpful, especially when we bring out the bungee cords?

[Hollylane]

I did tell you that my ceiling is only 7 feet high, right?

[SoNotHer]

How much does the gymnasium charge per hour?

[Hollylane]

Do you think you'll be able to run fast enough on the dreadmill to escape my wrath?

[princessbelle]

What does one wear to a wrath?

[Hollylane]

Grapes?????

[princessbelle]

Oh that was funny!!!!!!!

[princessbelle]

Can you wear them in a bunch or on a vine?

[Hollylane]

And what shall the grape leaves be covering?

[SoNotHer]

Something smaller than a grape?

And what shall the grape leaves be covering?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to start a conversation about the "man in the canoe" again? Haven't we covered that already? Or is that what the grape leaves are for?

[SoNotHer]

And I assume you're not talking about this man in the canoe?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Why would grapes in the canoe?

[SoNotHer]

And isn't that raisin enough to feel grape?

[Hollylane]

If you feel the grape too hard, will you pour me a glass?

[SoNotHer]

Vino veritas?

[Hollylane]

Is that anything like one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just give me a roofie?

[Hollylane]

Weren't you told to watch your own glass?

[mustangjeano]

Would you like me to watch your glass?

[SoNotHer]

With your glass eye?

[mustangjeano]

Oh darn , where did I leave that?

[SoNotHer]

Could it where all lost things go? Socks? Keys? Virginity?

[mustangjeano]

In the vortex?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we yodel in the yawn of things lost?

[Hollylane]

Did you all hear an echo in there?

[SoNotHer]

Marco Polo?

[Hollylane]

Want to play horse?

[SoNotHer]

Do you hear my hooves approaching? Have you missed my braying laugh?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you eating hay?