Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this code for ice on the windshield?

[puddin']

or rime on da groundcover?

[Hollylane]

Have you covered enough ground on the subject?

[willow]

What is the subject of your desires?

[Hollylane]

Are you asking me to objectify my desire?

[puddin']

nevah... but fo' fun, what would dat object be?!!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you object?

[puddin']

not if you answer wit' a question...

[Hollylane]

Why was that not in the form of a question?

[puddin']

do you think less o' me as a result o' mah transgression?!

[Hollylane]

Do you transgress often?

[puddin']

what constitutes often?

[Hollylane]

Do you often ponder about pondering? Am I too tired, and not making much sense? Should that question remain unquestioned?

[Metro]

Do you often ponder about pondering? Am I too tired, and not making much sense? Should that question remain unquestioned?

Could you eschew obfuscation, please?

:seeingstars: :huhlaugh:

[Hollylane]

Is being unclear something I intentionally excel at?

[Metro]

Could you rephrase the question, please?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Should I put the preposition before the predicate?

[mustangjeano]

Should I put the preposition before the predicate?

Can we add a double negative just for flavor?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we add a double negative just for flavor?

Would that be double bitter?

[puddin']

may i have me bitter in ale form?

[Hollylane]

What's wrong with Anchor Porter?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zQRA86Te9A/TwecNDsTvDI/AAAAAAAAAXk/rXvJYgLEJGg/s1600/anchor+porter.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you have to drink it while underwater?

[Hollylane]

If I did that, would I become the anchor?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you already have a lovely curve of your own?

[puddin']

does mah boi curve carry it on?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How much curve are we talking here?

[Hollylane]

And is that to the left or to the right?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you care which way it curves?

[Hollylane]

Would it be shocking if I said "no"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

So you think you can shock me ever?

[Hollylane]

Would your hair stand on end?

[mustangjeano]

Would your hair stand on end?

Is that unusual?...............

[Hollylane]

Are you saying this happens to you often?

[puddin']

what if i said not often enough?

[willow]

Is enough as good as a feast?

[Metro]

Would you like to feast your eyes on that?

[Hollylane]

Is the "that" an important factor in deciding whether feasting is necessary?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you eat?

[Hollylane]

Was I just posting about that in another thread? Does the avocado in my kitchen think it has a chance of making it through the day intact? Am I stealthily approaching it with the tools of avocado carnage, the knife, the spoon, the pepper, and the salt?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will its pit be blessed with kitchen reincarnation with toothpicks and a highball glass on the windowsill?

[SoNotHer]

Were you just in my kitchen, and did someone mention a highball?

Will its pit be blessed with kitchen reincarnation with toothpicks and a highball glass on the windowsill?

[Hollylane]

You have a highball? Did something not drop at birth? :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Were you just in my kitchen, and did someone mention a highball?

Have you ever seen my high-wire act? Or is that a different subject?

[Hollylane]

If you keep your feet in that position long enough, will it become permanent?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does the wire cut a groove in the bottom of your foot?

[Hollylane]

Did I just imagine this permanent altering of the foot as something that could be considered beneficial in certain circumstances? Am I concerned about the creative thought process I benefit/suffer from?

[willow]

Will you suffer in silence?

[~ocean]

some of us do flutter :)

[puddin']

is silence necessary when sufferin'? can't i jus' rant & rave a bit?

[willow]

Will you throw in a little foot stamping?

[Hollylane]

Can I yank your pigtails instead?

[puddin']

can i stamp a bit and yank your pigtails?

[willow]

Is that like yanking my chain?

[Metro]

Is that like yanking my chain?

Would that cause a chain reaction?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What is that chain attached to?

[Hollylane]

Do you often eat at chain restaurants?

[willow]

Why do ants get tired?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you tell me?

[SoulShineFemme]

Will you tell me?

What would you like me to say?

[puddin']

do you have a lovely soliloquy dat might suffice?

[willow]

Are you trying to be dramatic?

[puddin']

wouldn't humour work much betta in dis situation?

[Hollylane]

Is this a night at The Improv that someone improvised?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is this a night at The Improv that someone improvised?

Do we have to pay admission to find out?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there a cover charge??

[SoulShineFemme]

Is there a cover charge??

Is that a security guard out front?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that a security guard out front?

Is he packing??

[SoulShineFemme]

Is he packing??

Can we "frisk" him to find out?

[ONLY]

Can we "frisk" him to find out?

HEEEEEEYYYY who you wanna frisk?

[LeftWriteFemme]

HEEEEEEYYYY who you wanna frisk?

Are you available for that?

[ONLY]

Are you available for that?
um maybe ?:blink:

[SoulShineFemme]

um maybe ?:blink:

Do you mean... ONLY by SoulShineFemme?

[ONLY]

Do you mean... ONLY by SoulShineFemme?

Yes ? :) lol

Okay back to the game in seriousness.......

Will that question get someone in trouble, namely me?

[SoulShineFemme]

Yes ? :) lol

Okay back to the game in seriousness.......

Will that question get someone in trouble, namely me?

Is trouble a good thing on some occasions?

[ONLY]

Is trouble a good thing on some occasions?

Yes, especially if in a dark room and unsuspecting.....dontcha think?

[SoulShineFemme]

Yes, especially if in a dark room and unsuspecting.....dontcha think?

Are we developing film in here? :p

[puddin']

can i get a copy o' da negatives? :cheesy:

[Hollylane]

Shouldn't someone turn out the lights for proper film development?

[puddin']

weren't we already in da dark?! *scratchin' me head*

[Hollylane]

Should someone check the breakers?

[mustangjeano]

Should someone check the breakers?

Is the tide coming in?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is the tide coming in?

Are we going to dig for clams?

[LeftWriteFemme]

is that clam bearded or Brazilion?

[Hollylane]

Will there be a wax museum?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever gotten wax on your upper lip?

[Hollylane]

Aren't you supposed to hold the candle out in front of you?

[SoNotHer]

Does this scenario give new meaning to the expression "She doesn't hold a candle to you"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If she doesn't hold a candle to you how will she ever see you in the dark? let alone drip wax on your nipples?

[SoNotHer]

Would she like me better in the dark?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Couldn't you just close your eyes and step into the light?

[puddin']

what if da light's not vera flatterin'?

[willow]

Do you hide your light under a bushel?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where's the peanut butter?

[willow]

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

[puddin']

do tell? *scratchin' me head*

[SoulShineFemme]

Can we ride the aforementioned elephant?

[Hollylane]

Was there peanut butter in the trunk?

[puddin']

and what about dat elephant in da fridge?! huh?

[Hollylane]

If there's one in the fridge, does that mean we can get rid of the one in the room?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that too much to sweep under the rug?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't that too much to sweep under the rug?

Will it fit through the door?

[puddin']

or will it get jammed in da door jamb?

[mustangjeano]

or will it get jammed in da door jamb?

Are we putting jam on the elephant? Where is the big shovel?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will the elephant have a say in the matter?

[Hollylane]

Won't getting him out of the room be mind over a hell of a lot of matter?

[willow]

Couldn't we just neutralise the matter with antimatter?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will that question be on our final exam?

[puddin']

:shocking: is it already exam time?!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you check your calendar?

[willow]

Did you check the box?

[puddin']

is me calendar in said box?

[willow]

Is it wrapped with a bow?

[mustangjeano]

Won't getting him out of the room be mind over a hell of a lot of matter?

Ahhh, That is the conundrum isn't it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How will we end this confusion?

[Gentle Tiger]

When did it start?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you remember?

[puddin']

remember what?! *scratchin' me head*

[Hollylane]

Ginkgo biloba?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a park?

[SoNotHer]

Did you hear that joke about the nudist park?

[Hollylane]

Is it too early for me to have a sense of naked humor?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would it be funnier if I dressed like a clown?

[Hollylane]

Could we clown around instead?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to squeeze my red nose?

[Hollylane]

Will it feel anything like Charmin?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was chocolate applied?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I usually be happy about chocolate being mentioned? Why does it feel so wrong when mentioned after Charmin?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a smear campaign?

[ForeverBlue]

Have you had any plumbing issues lately?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we plunge forward now?

[ForeverBlue]

Can we plunge forward now?

why do some women take forever to get ready?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you looking for trouble?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you looking for trouble?

why do some people always have to open a can of worms?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why do things keep getting canned?

[ForeverBlue]

Why do things keep getting canned?

are you sure that water was boiling?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you whistling Dixie?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you whistling Dixie?

do my lips look puckered?

[Hollylane]

Did you eat some sour grapes?

[willow]

Should we drink the grapes instead?

[ForeverBlue]

Did you eat some sour grapes?

what store did this fruit come from?

[willow]

Was it sell or return?

[ForeverBlue]

Was it sell or return?

did you get a check or cash?

[Hollylane]

Didn't they take plastic?

[ForeverBlue]

Didn't they take plastic?

is your card over the limit?

[Hollylane]

Is there a limit on how many cards one can have?

[ForeverBlue]

Is there a limit on how many cards one can have?

where do you store all of those?

[Hollylane]

Hallmark?.....

[ForeverBlue]

Hallmark?.....

can I buy there stocks?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer you some celery?

[ForeverBlue]

Can I offer you some celery?

is it organic?

[Hollylane]

If it is alive, then it is harvested, and then left to rot, won't it become organic matter?

[ForeverBlue]

If it is alive, then it is harvested, and then left to rot, won't it become organic matter?

did you go to university?

[Hollylane]

Couldn't I have just learned by osmosis?

[ForeverBlue]

Couldn't I have just learned by osmosis?

can you do that by yourself?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that just be recycling?

[ForeverBlue]

Wouldn't that just be recycling?

wouldnt it save the planet?

[Hollylane]

Not until the worms come?

[ForeverBlue]

Not until the worms come?

was it raining?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it sad when they die in a puddle?

[ForeverBlue]

Isn't it sad when they die in a puddle?

did you bring your boots?

[Hollylane]

Can I just wear my Wellies?

[ForeverBlue]

Can I just wear my Wellies?

do you have to wear anything at all?

[puddin']

oy, where am i and how did i fall into dis conversation?!!

[willow]

Have you fallen into the pit of despair?

[ForeverBlue]

Have you fallen into the pit of despair?

do you need a rope or ladder?

[Metro]

do you need a rope or ladder?

Can you ratchet that down a few notches?

[ForeverBlue]

Can you ratchet that down a few notches?

are you sure you can reach it?

[willow]

Can we reach for the stars?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it nice just enjoying their presence?

[willow]

Do you feel a presence in the room?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you feel a presence in the room?

Did you say presents?? I want presents..

[puddin']

are you da presenter or receiver o' said gifts?

[SoulShineFemme]

are you da presenter or receiver o' said gifts?

Is it selfish to be the receiver of gifts this time?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it always better to give then receive (other than when cake is involved)?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't it always better to give then receive (other than when cake is involved)?

Don't you really mean frosting?

[Hollylane]

Were you reading my mind Jean?

[puddin']

dang, why didn't i know jean was a mind-reader?

[mustangjeano]

dang, why didn't i know jean was a mind-reader?

If I told you why wouldn't that be confirmation?

[puddin']

would i have to use me confirmation name to get in da club?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a dancing fool?

[puddin']

do you have to ask?!

[SoulShineFemme]

do you have to ask?!

Can you moonwalk?

[ONLY]

Can you moonwalk?

hell yeah, can you bellydance while playing shuffleboard? :p

[SoulShineFemme]

hell yeah, can you bellydance while playing shuffleboard? :p

Why would anyone do those activities at the same time? :p

[ONLY]

Why would anyone do those activities at the same time? :p

Don't you do strange things when you had too much to drink?

[puddin']

can i ask dat same question?!

[SoulShineFemme]

can i ask dat same question?!

If I told y'all the crazy, stupid things I have done while drunk would you still respect me? :p

[ONLY]

If I told y'all the crazy, stupid things I have done while drunk would you still respect me? :p

Depends, were you naked? :| :p

[SoulShineFemme]

Depends were you naked? :| :p

If there's no photographic evidence, does it count?

[puddin']

does it count even if der is?

[SoulShineFemme]

does it count even if der is?

Are any of us running for political office in the near future?

[puddin']

might i become mayor o' me own township? what den?!

[sarahwho]

Why would you want to run for naked mayor of a township?

[puddin']

cuz i like bein' nekkid? isn't it your birfday?!

[sarahwho]

Why should I feel naked on my birthday?

[puddin']

isn't it how you came in?!!

[sarahwho]

Came into this thread? No I can't recall being naked, can you?

[puddin']

would i have remembered you comin' in nekkid?! or was i sayin' you came into dis world nekkid?

[sarahwho]

I don't remember what you ask, but I know you were talking bout being naked, weren't you?

[Hollylane]

Are you asking for the naked truth?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have to disrobe to tell the truth?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you remember To Tell The Truth, the television show that came on back in the days of black and white television?

[mustangjeano]

Do you remember To Tell The Truth, the television show that came on back in the days of black and white television?

Would I be dating myself if I said yes?

[puddin']

can't we jus' date each otha and be done wit' it?

[willow]

Do you de-stone dates before or after cooking?

[SoNotHer]

Doesn't that depend on whether or not you're looking for al dente or something softer, or harder?

[Gentle Tiger]

Al had a dent? What?

[SoNotHer]

So, Mr. Al Dent, how do you like your pho noodles?

http://staranisefoods.com/media/21783/happy-pho-noodles-vegetarian-pho-6_500x359.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

A spoon and chopsticks? Isn't that like wearing a belt and suspenders?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just have a wormhole look at my current gardening and grass cutting outfit?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they in the can too?

[puddin']

what do toucans hafta do wit' all dis?!

[Gentle Tiger]

Were there only two cans left?

[SoulShineFemme]

Were there only two cans left?

Is this a can-can reference?

[ONLY]

Is this a can-can reference?

Who needs to use the can?

[SoulShineFemme]

Who needs to use the can?

Is there a long line? :|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it the shortest distance between two points?

[puddin']

what's your point?!

[Gentle Tiger]

What kind of triangle will you be making?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a preference?

[puddin']

is it congruent?

[Hollylane]

When did this become a geometry assignment?

[puddin']

did you miss da memo dat came out? (it was in da box wit' me calendar!)

[Hollylane]

Does my memo box double as a trash can?

[mustangjeano]

Does my memo box double as a trash can?


Isn't one man's trash another man's treasure?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying that you like your women a little on the trashy side?

[mustangjeano]

Are you saying that you like your women a little on the trashy side?

Would that be a little bit naughty and a little bit nice? oh yea!

[Hollylane]

Are you making a list and checking it twice?

[mustangjeano]

Are you making a list and checking it twice?

Do I have to wait 'til Xmas?

[Hollylane]

Are you in a rush for that lump of coal?

[mustangjeano]

Are you in a rush for that lump of coal?

Can I just add it to my collection?

[Hollylane]

Saving up for winter heating?

[mustangjeano]

Saving up for winter heating?

Did you suggest I save myself for the "right one"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a retirement plan?

[starryeyes]

Is there a retirement plan?

What do you plan on doing for the summer?

[sarahwho]

Didn't u miss spring?

[puddin']

isn't it fall hea?

[willow]

Did you break something?

[Gentle Tiger]

Duck tape anyone?

[ForeverBlue]

Duck tape anyone?

can it repair a broken heart?

[SoulShineFemme]

can it repair a broken heart?

Doesn't time heal all?

[ForeverBlue]

Doesn't time heal all?

am I late?

[SoulShineFemme]

am I late?

Were you speeding on the way in here?

[sarahwho]

How can you speed heal a broken duck?

[SoulShineFemme]

How can you speed heal a broken duck?

How does one break a duck?

[sarahwho]

Is it true it can "quack" in half?

[Hollylane]

Should we MacGyver it?

[willow]

What was your score?

[puddin']

do you really wanna know?

[willow]

Are you too embarrassed to tell me?