Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be a hand washing or foot washing ceremony?

[SoNotHer]

Before or after our visits to the vomitorium?

[Hollylane]

Did you eat too much?

[SoNotHer]

Is this my posting box my confessional box?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there different sizes?

[SoNotHer]

Are you looking for a particular size?

[Gentle Tiger]

Large fries?

[SoNotHer]

Will that complete your order?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you going to fill my order?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you take orders or give them?

[SoNotHer]

Do this change how big your hat is and which parking space you get to use?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How big is that hat?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see my clipboard and keys?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are there other things you might be willing to show me?

[Hollylane]

Do you want to see my new socks?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know the secret words necessary to gain that kind of access?

[Hollylane]

Are they "pull up your pants leg?"?

[SoNotHer]

Do you really want it to be that easy?

[Hollylane]

Would you believe that is not as easy as it sounds?

[SoNotHer]

Would you believe I would?

[Hollylane]

What would you do with a Klondike bar?

[SoNotHer]

Is this a G-rated thread or otherwise?

[JAGG]

Is this a G-rated thread or otherwise?

Do you think you would care otherwise?

[Hollylane]

Isn't G just as much fun as XX when applied with the correct humor and intelligence?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time once again for someone to ask if we should was our hands?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to borrow my anti-bacterial soap and Lysol?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you want to bathe in it?

[Starbuck]

Do you want to bathe in it?


Should we use Lysterine too?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't that depend on how you want to use it?

[Hollylane]

Rinse and spit?

[JackMcGrath]

Can we pull over? I think I have to urinate.

[Dude]

do you need a cup?

[Hollylane]

Did you mistake this thread for the outhouse?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a contact sport?

[Hollylane]

Did I just Lysol my entire body, computer and keyboard because you suggested that?

[princessbelle]

Did it not cause a rash?

[Hollylane]

Could you give me some salve?

[princessbelle]

Do you have a quarter?

[Hollylane]

Will two dimes and a nickel do? Who are we calling?

[princessbelle]

Will two dimes and a nickel do? Who are we calling?

Does anyone care?

[Hollylane]

I thought we were calling Santa, don't we have a list?

[princessbelle]

I know he does and you, my dear, are not on the good list, right?

[Hollylane]

Does that mean I will get naughty toys? Who says I'm not on the innocent list? Was the Tiger here?

[princessbelle]

I bet you will get naughty toys, isn't that a great idea? Me thinks i may be a little naughty to get me some of them there naughty things as well, do you think i can be?

[Starbuck]

Why does the Tiger always get blamed for things when he's not around?

[princessbelle]

Isn't it obvious?

[Hollylane]

Do I think you can do it? Aren't you as innocent as I am?

[princessbelle]

Isn't that obvious?

[Starbuck]

What's more obvious than Holly trying too hard to look innocent? What is she hiding?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that between Santa and I?

[SoNotHer]

Did you get to jingle his bells?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't he too busy with Vixen?

[SoNotHer]

So that's he's been calling "dear" these days?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you hear the carol of the bells?

[SoNotHer]

Should I seek a deeper meaning to "ding dong, ding dong Christmas bells are ringing"?

[Starbuck]

Is it not bells on Bob's tail that ring?

[SoNotHer]

Does that make Bob a very busy boy?

[Starbuck]

Isn't Bob a horse?

[SoNotHer]

Can't a boy horse have some fun?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was that Mr. Ed's son?

[SoNotHer]

Should I stomp or whinny my response?

[Starbuck]

I don't know, will it help to throw a wall-eyed fit too?

[Gentle Tiger]

How far can it be thrown?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you ready for a throw-down?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will it be a throw down or a take down?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How much can you take?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have a wagon?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it a little red wagon you are asking about?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you have the red wagon?

[SoNotHer]

Are we writing a story called "The Little Wagon that Could" or still talking about a take down?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to take down my little red wagon?

[SoNotHer]

Would I take away your fun?

[Starbuck]

You wouldn't take my horse drawn little red wagon would you?

[SoNotHer]

Does that mean you don't want your wagon pulled if you're hitched?

[Starbuck]

Does that mean you don't want your wagon pulled if you're hitched?


Who's doing the hitching?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't that the question?

Who's doing the hitching?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the whole to be or not to be thing?

[SoNotHer]

Is there really something rotten in Denmark?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why? Does something smell fishy?

[SoNotHer]

Are you a suicidally moody, fish-loving Dane?

[Hollylane]

Are you moody and listening to the blues?

[Gentle Tiger]

What if the mood isn't blue?

[SoNotHer]

What if the rainbow isn't enough?

[Hollylane]

Did you taste it?

[SoNotHer]

Is that the litmus test for the orally fixated?

[Hollylane]

Did you fixadent and forget it?

[SoNotHer]

Should we look for it in the usual place?

[Hollylane]

Do you think there is a danger of cave in?

[SoNotHer]

Canary in a cave in?

[Hollylane]

Was there a suffocation I missed with feathers left as evidence?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't your new boa incriminating enough?

[Hollylane]

Do you often feel constricted?

[SoNotHer]

Do you like swallowing things whole?

[Hollylane]

Why? Did you see a lump in my mid-section?

[SoNotHer]

Should I ask you to roll over and cough?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I tell you those were just Ben Wa balls?

[SoNotHer]

Have I been rendered speechless?

Didn't I tell you those were just Ben Wa balls?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you lose your marbles?

[SoNotHer]

Are all of your marbles accounted for?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the big shooter?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Am I shot??? Is there blood???

[Gentle Tiger]

Weren't you wearing your bulletproof vest?

[Hollylane]

Do we need to deputize someone?

[SoNotHer]

And how exactly would that be done?

[Hollylane]

Are you worried I'll poke you when I pin on your badge?

[SoNotHer]

Are you hoping for a pistol poke?

[Hollylane]

Will it be loaded??

[SoNotHer]

Is there nothing quite like the disappointment of an empty chamber?

[Hollylane]

Or something roughly the size of a pencil?

[SoNotHer]

Or shooting blanks?

[Hollylane]

Is it a cap gun?

[SoNotHer]

Are you playing with BB gun again?

[Hollylane]

Are you craving the blues music again?

[SoNotHer]

Are you Lucille?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying it is a fine time to leave me?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know when to fold 'em?

[Hollylane]

Am I more likely to hold them?

[SoNotHer]

Have you put all your cards on the table?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it more important what I leave off the table?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it dark under the table?

[Hollylane]

Want to use my spelunking light?

[SoNotHer]

What are you looking for under the table?

[Hollylane]

Is that where you left it last?

[SoNotHer]

And wouldn't knowing what "it" is be important here?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you sit with your knees together?

[Hollylane]

Are you minding your manners?

[SoNotHer]

Are you playing a little pocket pool?

[Hollylane]

What is in your pockets?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to see my cue stick?

[Hollylane]

Is this my cue?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like me to rack the balls?

[LeftWriteFemme]

is there a queue for cues?

[Hollylane]

How long is the line?

[SoNotHer]

Have I called your number yet?

[MysticOceansFL]

Why are you questioning my authority?


Maybe authority should be questioned?

[Hollylane]

How far did you go back to answer that question with a question?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to rinse and refresh?

[Hollylane]

Did you want to borrow my wipes?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time for someone to ask if we should wash our hands?

[Hollylane]

Should I use the air can on my keyboard?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have other uses for that?

[Hollylane]

Did you want blow up your doll?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't that a little extreme?

[Hollylane]

Was it really all that harmless?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that even possible?

[starryeyes]

Do you know Braille?

[Hollylane]

Are you going to let your fingers do the walking?

[SoNotHer]

Are you offering your yellowed pages?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that better than yellow fever?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is dancing involved?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have dance fever, and are you Adrian Zmed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they hungry?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just bump your head or jump a thread?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you playing leap frog now?

[SoNotHer]

Are you wearing that horned hat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does it come with the costume?

[Hollylane]

So you admit you parade about in a costume with horns and a tail? Is it red?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you have this dream a lot?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

[willow]

Is my baby still my baby too?

[LeftWriteFemme]

is my baby still my baby true?

[Gentle Tiger]

But what about the picnic basket?

[SoNotHer]

Are you Toto, and did someone order a non sequitor?

[willow]

Will you follow my lead?

[SoNotHer]

Where are we going?

[Hollylane]

Did you check the bus schedule?

[SoNotHer]

Are you packed and packing?

[Hollylane]

Am I disinclined to do either?

[SoNotHer]

Can we talk about one of my other favorite expressions,"packing heat"?

[Hollylane]

Do you have a fire down below?

[SoNotHer]

Did someone just yell "fire in the hole"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, isn't it?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know what "tin roof rusted" means?

[Gentle Tiger]

You put something in the oven? What?

[SoNotHer]

Can you hear me now?

[Gentle Tiger]

You were speaking an unknown language? What?

[SoNotHer]

Shall I speak Tiger?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that possible?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we speak the language of love then?

[ladyhawkxx]

Shall we speak the language of love then?

what? what sits on the tip of yer tongue, ay? what's that?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time to speak in tongues?

what? what sits on the tip of yer tongue, ay? what's that?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer you a piece of french bread?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can the offer be refused?

[willow]

Would you prefer pita bread?

[Gentle Tiger]

The cake was left? What?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you get a slice?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want to slice and dice? What?

[Dude]

where has all the mincing gone?

[JAGG]

where has all the mincing gone?

Is it all gone or just on hold?

[Dude]

Did you smell them first?

[JAGG]

Shall I mince about the 30-odd FREE burlap coffee bags I scored this morning?

Is it instant coffee?

[Hollylane]

Do they smell like coffee or mince meat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should we be concerned that you have so many bags? How big is your trunk?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't that a rather personal question?

Should we be concerned that you have so many bags? How big is your trunk?

[Dude]

we talking junk in the trunk?

[SoNotHer]

Is it possible you have given one of the most famous I-95 "South of the Border" signs new meaning? And shall we redefine what "South of the Border" means?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why? Are you crossing it with the trunk?

[SoNotHer]

Would you rather have a trunk or a proboscis?

[Starbuck]

Would you rather have a trunk or a proboscis?


What's a proboscis, please? Or is there too much junk in the trunk?

[Gentle Tiger]

There were appendages in the trunk? What?

[Starbuck]

Dare I ask about the appendage dangling from the trunk?

[SoNotHer]

Still thinking about the proboscis then?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you find minerals in there?

[SoNotHer]

And when you say "in there" you mean...?

[Gentle Tiger]

You expect me to know these things? What?

[SoNotHer]

Aren't you the manager? What?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't you the originator?

[SoNotHer]

What did I start now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you finish it since you started it?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like that wrapped and with a bow?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you planning on throwing them over your shoulder?

[SoNotHer]

Don't I look happy about rappelling down tight, black chimneys in a nice red and white suit with a bag of toys pulling me down faster than I want to go?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a scientific method for that?

[Hollylane]

Will it require lubrication?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that part of the equation?

[Honey]

Does that really go there ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a puzzle?

[Honey]

is it hard ?

[Hollylane]

Would it be challenging if it is not? Or does that make it easier? Am I confused?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this question like a trick knee?

[Hollylane]

Is it going to give out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't this the season to be jolly?

[Hollylane]

Am I happy that it is the season of giving?

[JackMcGrath]

If you are happy and you know it clap your hands?

[Hollylane]

Did the lights just go out?

[JackMcGrath]

Grandma did you put those clap-on clap-off lights in here again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Something was just set on fire? What?

[Hollylane]

Are you aflame?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do I look like a moth?

[Hollylane]

How did you ever survive the bug zapper?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is discussing your zapper in public a wise move?

[starryeyes]

What's a Zapper?

[Honey]

Is that like a taser ?? ( Now I wanna wear the cop outfit !!)

[SoNotHer]

Has Honey just created a new phenomenon called the Sex Tazer?

[Hollylane]

You thought that was a new item?

[SoNotHer]

How's cleaning out your drawers going then?

[Hollylane]

Would I pinch you if I could reach you?

[SoNotHer]

Do you need a holster for any of those not-so-new items?

[Hollylane]

Do you think it would be inappropriate to put them in the recycle bin?

[SoNotHer]

Have you tried G.V.'s Ecorotic line?

[Gentle Tiger]

There are lines now? What?

[SoNotHer]

Is that you I see in a queue?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you hear what I hear?

[starryeyes]

Why am I working overnight???

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you feel pressure to say yes?

[starryeyes]

Why do I never say no???

[Starbuck]

Do I make you nervous?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who has the keys?

[starryeyes]

Will you lock the door behind you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there an exit strategy?