Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[LeftWriteFemme]

If you knew that was me, why didn't you pick me up?

[Hollylane]

Don't you think the clowns would have protested about adding even one more?

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/aut/clown-cars-full-span_400xh.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't you think the clowns would have protested about adding even one more?

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/aut/clown-cars-full-span_400xh.jpg


Is there anything sadder than the tears of a clown?

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[Hollylane]

Did you know that my grandfather was a clown?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know I am a coal-miner's grandaughter?

[Hollylane]

Can I call you Loretta Juniorette?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I call you Bozette?

[mustangjeano]

Can I call you Bozette?

can I call you?

[Hollylane]

Was the curtain call missed?

[willow]

Did you miss the mark?

[ForeverBlue]

Did you miss the mark?

Would you consider an inch close?

[willow]

Would you consider an inch close?

If I give you and inch will you take a mile?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What will you do with that mile if you get it?

[willow]

What will you do with that mile if you get it?

Shall I paint it green?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Shall I paint it green?

Are you green like Ruby Rod?


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[willow]

Are you green like Ruby Rod?


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Can I be Super Green an any position?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How Green do you want to be?

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[puddin']

http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r637/LatoriaKiara/balloon_shamrock.png

can i be shamrock green?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can I stop you?

[puddin']

i wonder if you can?!!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you sure you want to try me............lol?

[ForeverBlue]

Are you sure you want to try me............lol?

Have you ever failed?

[Hollylane]

Are you green like Ruby Rod?


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Did you know I quoted this purely so that I could say that this is my favorite Milla Jovovich movie?

And...isn't she just Super Green?

http://scifimafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/resident_evil_milla_jovovich_1.jpg

[willow]

Don't you think I look absolutely super in green, darling?

[Hollylane]

So, why not carry that pretty pixy green into your font color as well?

[willow]

What's your favourite pixy stix flavour?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that like eating sugar right out of the bowl?

[puddin']

but aren't da colours so purty?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like to eat the rainbow?

[Hollylane]

Should I skedaddle off to do my pre-workday chores?

[puddin']

did you mayhap mean "skittle" off?! (speakin' o' rainbows and purty colours and all)!

[willow]

Are we talking popular pub game?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't that game played on your knees?

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[willow]

What is the latest in knee pad fashion?

[ForeverBlue]

What is the latest in knee pad fashion?

Do you honestly spend that much time on youe knees?

[Hollylane]

Did you knead the dough before allowing it to rise?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you need me before you rise?

[Hollylane]

Can we braid each others hair?

[puddin']

can you jus' make l'il cornrows outta my short hair?

[SoulShineFemme]

can you jus' make l'il cornrows outta my short hair?

Would you like some colorful beads at the ends of the braids?

[Hollylane]

Do I avoid yard work because it is not my favorite way to develop beads of sweat?

[ForeverBlue]

Do I avoid yard work because it is not my favorite way to develop beads of sweat?

Do you want me to come cut your grass for you? I'm an expert!

[LeftWriteFemme]

What time can you get here? It would be nice to have a grass cutting expert!

[Hollylane]

Have you checked the train schedule?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you really up for a train ride?

[puddin']

am i not always up fo' a train ride?!

[Hollylane]

Isn't the caboose the most interesting part of the train?

[puddin']

can we agree and move on to da restaurant carriage?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we all get out of here?

[Hollylane]

Should I call a cab?

[puddin']

is she a weiner or what?!!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was that supposed to be funny?

[Hollylane]

Are you calling me funny looking??

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do I talk to you like that?

[Hollylane]

You don't think I can be funny with my face?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have you ever considered reprising Barbara's role?

http://ficdn.fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/barbra-streisand-funny-girl.jpg

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[puddin']

would i look good in babs face?

[ForeverBlue]

would i look good in babs face?

Do you like large noses?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you prefer red ones?


http://es.dreamstime.com/red-nose-thumb13228507.jpg

[Hollylane]

Are we singing carols in July again?

[puddin']

chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

[willow]

Or, chess nuts boasting in an open foyer?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that checkmate in the hallway?

[Hollylane]

Someone's mating in the hallway? Who does that?

[Renj3]

Someone's mating in the hallway? Who does that? Do you really want to find out?

[mustangjeano]

Someone's mating in the hallway? Who does that?

Don't they need to get a room?

[Renj3]

Does it have to be a room?

[Hollylane]

Did someone say redrum?

http://www.collectedcurios.com/Pie_Blitz_redrum.gif

[willow]

Did that come straight from the horses mouth?

[JAGG]

Did that come straight from the horses mouth?

Do you have a talking horse?

[Hollylane]

Is its name more interesting than "Ed"? :blink:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like Teddy better?

[Hollylane]

Is it odd that instead of a teddy, I snuggle with a stuffed Otter, from the Monterey Bay Aquarium, that I named "Mason", who is named after Mason Street in San Francisco?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't it be odder if he were named after the https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmQyPd3M0dDXv09mBHnOqe9m8w6hWl4 CjdOginb8QEETgo_EpC?

[Hollylane]

Do I think he would not preserve well in formaldehyde?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you mean enough to do that to your pet?

[Hollylane]

Were you the teacher's pet?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you pet your teachers?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I swear that the gift of an apple was innocent?

http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad166/sinbag/sexy-apple.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does that make you a baby?

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[Hollylane]

Will I get to eat lots of dry cheerios and take extra naps?

[willow]

How many cheerios can you get to stick on your face?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did pick up the stickers?

[willow]

Are you a stickler for detail?

[Hollylane]

Is someone going to pass the talking stick?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the talking stick slow?

[puddin']

once upon a time, in a land far, far away?

[willow]

Are we there yet!?

[Hollylane]

Do we need to make a pit stop?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What's in that pit?

[Hollylane]

Have you ever eaten Pit Beef?

http://foodnerd.org/images/reviews/pit%20beef/pitbeef05.jpg

[willow]

Is it to be found in the pit of despair?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does this look kinky to you?

http://www.abandonthecube.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/the-pit-of-despair.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you see what I see?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you answer my question?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did your question call me?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you send me your number?

[willow]

What is the magic number?

[puddin']

is it "3, 6, 9 da goose drank wine..."?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it why is 6 afraid of 7?

[Hollylane]

Has someone been eighty sixed?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't sixty-nined more fun?

[Mrs Arcstriker]

But isn't ninety-sixed more challenging?

[Hollylane]

How many bottles of root beer are left on the wall now?

[Mrs Arcstriker]

68...would you like the 69th?

[Hollylane]

Aren't we at only 56 days until LR Reunion? and multiple smooches with my Handsome Daddy :) :stillheart:

[LeftWriteFemme]

But who's counting?

[puddin']

would dat be count chocula?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What about Boo Berry?

[Hollylane]

Could someone pass the Fruity Pebbles?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How fruity is Pebbles?



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[Hollylane]

What does Bam Bam have to say about all that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Does he talk?


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[mustangjeano]

Does he talk?


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Can he speak a whole sentence?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will he need an interpreter?

[Hollylane]

Isn't he taking the "speak softly and carry a big stick" thing a bit too far?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How far is too far to go with a big stick?

[Hollylane]

Am I trying really hard not to take that out of context?

[Mrs Arcstriker]

Context is old-school...Tell Mother Lisa how you really feel?!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you say you want me to feel you and then tell you about it???

[mustangjeano]

Did you say you want me to feel you and then tell you about it???

Can I watch?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you willing to do more than that?

[mustangjeano]

Are you willing to do more than that?

Are you callin' me chicken? cluck cluck

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you kidding? I'm calling you the Fox, don't you know

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I be pissed if someone wore something other than faux fur in my presence?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What if it's his own silvery hair?

[Hollylane]

May I offer a lint brush or a tape roller?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think our Fox sheds?

[Hollylane]

Is there any new light to shed on the topic?

[LeftWriteFemme]

do you think the lights I have in are causing the bats to come into the house tonight?

[Hollylane]

Who has bats in their belfry?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Who said the belle was free?


Do you think she can do this?


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[Hollylane]

Isn't hand dexterity important?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How much practice do you recommend?

[Hollylane]

If practice makes perfect, shouldn't I do it every day?

[LeftWriteFemme]

don't you?

[Hollylane]

Are we still talking about finger puppets?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LUvWsguEIdY/TZHsRlZ-_dI/AAAAAAAAAKY/C_2oa90pfSo/s1600/great%2Bwriter%2Bpuppets.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Were we ever?

[Hollylane]

Basket weaving?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Bare back riding?

[Hollylane]

Why ride in the back, when you can ride in the front? You do know that I'm referring to riding shotgun, right?

[Gentle Tiger]

You are gambling now?

[Hollylane]

Have you got something up your sleeve?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where did the General keep his armies?

[Hollylane]

Can we follow the ant trail?

[puddin']

is it a trail o' broken dreams?

[Hollylane]

Is this your broken halo underneath my foot?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a halo crusher from way back?

[Hollylane]

Do you want orange or grape?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you changing the subject?

[Hollylane]

Can I have a vowel?

[puddin']

a, e, i, o or u?

[LeftWriteFemme]

R u offering no consonants?

[willow]

Do you know your own mind?

[Hollylane]

Isn't life about changes?

[willow]

Should we turn to face the strain?

[Hollylane]

Will there be a deep tissue sports massage afterwards?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you a sport about everything?

[Hollylane]

Don't I seem pretty flexible, until I'm not?

[ForeverBlue]

Don't I seem pretty flexible, until I'm not?

Have you ever snapped?

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you had any ginger snaps lately?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Where did the innuendo go?

[Hollylane]

Do you think my pup would mind if I carried him around in winter in an Inuit amauti?

http://www.textile-welten.de/media/simplegallery/cache/amauti-aus-karibufell-content.jpg

[willow]

Do you carry yourself with dignity?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you dig it?

[willow]

May I borrow your shovel?

[diamondrose]

would you buy one?

[Ginger]

Would you split the cost?

[Hollylane]

Logically, is splitting hairs even really possible?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't that hurt their pointy little ears?


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[Hollylane]

Wow, is it getting hare-y in here, or what?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Or what? :cherry:

[Hollylane]

Isn't that what I say when confronted with certain ultimatums? Am I not supposed to say this to my employer?

[LeftWriteFemme]

you work for a living?

[Hollylane]

Can you imagine the horror that my supervisor faces daily, when the best description for my personality is "direct", and I'm known for being just a little A LOT noncompliant?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have any idea how cute you are?

[Hollylane]

Do you have any idea how smart you are?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If I say yes, does that make me responsible to act smart?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about Get Smart?

[willow]

Are you a smart cookie?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you clear your cookies?

[willow]

How do you keep a clear head?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a clear head?

[Hollylane]

Is it time to dip the shower head in Oxy again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Oxymoron showers? What?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that what you'd call a dry shower?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you bathe in sand?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it quick?

[Hollylane]

In the movies, doesn't it look more like slow sand?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What does fast sand look like?

[puddin']

does it set faster den plaster o' paris?

[Hollylane]

Does faster always mean successful?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Don't they worry about premature arrival????? if you know what I mean

[Hollylane]

Does that mean they would be arriving like the belle of the ball?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it a shame when someone arrives before their partner?

[Hollylane]

Ain't that a shame?

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[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you love him too?

[Hollylane]

Did you know that I named my first rabbit after him?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know mine was named Bad Billy Pratt?

[puddin']

did you know i have no pets at present?

[SoulShineFemme]

did you know i have no pets at present?

Are you interested in owning some sea monkeys? :blink:

[puddin']

will they entertain me fo' hours on end?

[SoulShineFemme]

will they entertain me fo' hours on end?

Are you easily entertained?

[puddin']

would you hold it against me if i said yes?

[AngelDreamer]

Do you want me to hold it against you?

[willow]

Will it hold up to scrutiny?

[Hollylane]

At what magnification?

[SoulShineFemme]

At what magnification?

Will those generic reading glasses do the trick?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like the ones who come in the tube?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will someone type something that rhymes with tube?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it kind of rude to call someone a "rube"?

[ForeverBlue]

Isn't it kind of rude to call someone a "rube"?

What exactly is a rube?

[gotoseagrl]

doesn't it make you think of ruby?

[Gentle Tiger]

I'm being asked to think now? What?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you feigning struggle?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will the Judges score the level of difficulty? :hamactor:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you having difficulty judging?

[Hollylane]

Will I get a medal?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What's your best time to date?

[Hollylane]

Is 10 minutes drying time enough?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you prefer that to wet?

[Hollylane]

Do you go to bed with wet hair?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you be surprised to hear that it is now?

[puddin']

would short and wet be betta?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that lead to a lot of this?

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[ForeverBlue]

What is your favorite shake and bake flavour?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you calling me chicken?

[Ginger]

Is there something wrong with being chicken?

[Reader]

Is there something wrong with being chicken?

Do you live on Tyson's Farm?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be waffles with the chicken?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you think of a better combination?

[Hollylane]

What about salty french fries dipped in a jamocha almond milkshake?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How scary is that?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you know that I am all about the yin and the yang?

http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/rainbow_yin_yang_postcard-p239944172836963554en7lo_210.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which are you, yin or yang?

[Hollylane]

Who says I have to choose?

[puddin']

"Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it..."

[Hollylane]

The question is, was there a question?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do the questions ever end?

[puddin']

The question is, was there a question?
yup, da question was can ya do ana o' dem thangs?

[Hollylane]

Has/would anyone ever try?

[puddin']

would you try eitha one?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a chemistry lab?

[Hollylane]

Who has the formula?

[puddin']

a(b + c) = ab + ac... is dis da formula you meant?!

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you lusting after a quadratic equation?

[puddin']

what if i was?

[ForeverBlue]

what if i was?

So you finally admit it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is admittance free?