Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Are you here with the band?

[puddin']

do you need a band-aid?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will it help a serious injury?

[Hollylane]

Are we going to need an attorney?

[willow]

Am I innocent until proved guilty or guilty until I prove my innocence?

[SoulShineFemme]

Am I innocent until proved guilty or guilty until I prove my innocence?

Did you get caught up in watching Judge Judy again?

[puddin']

does she scare me or what?!!

[SoulShineFemme]

does she scare me or what?!!

Do you wonder if she is that cranky in all aspects of her life?

[puddin']

or do i try not to think about her on a daily basis?!

[SoulShineFemme]

or do i try not to think about her on a daily basis?!

Are you thinking about bunnies and angels and rainbows and unicorns?

[ONLY]

Are you thinking about bunnies and angels and rainbows and unicorns?

Really? do you honestly think I would be thinking of that? and not well ......... you know :)

[SoulShineFemme]

Really? do you honestly think I would be thinking of that? and not well ......... you know :)

Do you *really* think that I think you would have pure thoughts running through your head? :p

[ONLY]

Do you *really* think that I think you would have pure thoughts running through your head? :p

lol what kind of thoughts do you think I have?

[SoulShineFemme]

lol what kind of thoughts do you think I have?

Does the coy smile on my face count as an answer?

[ONLY]

Does the coy smile on my face count as an answer?

I would want you to show me.......for now I think we shall turn this around, shall we?

[puddin']

do i think datz a great idea or what?!! lol

[SoulShineFemme]

I would want you to show me.......for now I think we shall turn this around, shall we?

Was that U turn legal?

[ONLY]

Was that U turn legal?

Always........what you think, I am a law breakin' citizen? :p

[puddin']

am i inconsequential hea or what?!! lol

[ONLY]

am i inconsequential hea or what?!! lol


Hey, what's with the big word? lol

[SoulShineFemme]

am i inconsequential hea or what?!! lol


How could ya ever think that? :p

[SoulShineFemme]

Hey, what's with the big word? lol

Heyyy... Are we all law breakers with big vocabularies in this thread?

[ONLY]

Heyyy... Are we all law breakers with big vocabularies in this thread?

Not me .....you and puddin' are, sup wit dat? lol

[LeftWriteFemme]

If we all look up will we see it?

[SoulShineFemme]

Not me .....you and puddin' are, sup wit dat? lol

Is there anything wrong with a lil malicious mischief now and then?

[puddin']

mate, big words are necessary somtimes, no?!

[ONLY]

Is there anything wrong with a lil malicious mischief now and then?

Break all the laws ya want but can you use simpler words? lol

[puddin']

Is there anything wrong with a lil malicious mischief now and then?

not in me world eh?!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Which world is that?

[SoulShineFemme]

Which world is that?

Can we get there faster than the speed of light?

[lusciouskiwi]

Can we get there faster than the speed of light?

Where's the light switch?

[ONLY]

Where's the light switch?

How bout you go down to the eerie dark scary basement and check? *evil grin but playful ;) *

[SoulShineFemme]

How bout you go down to the eerie dark scary basement and check? *evil grin but playful ;) *

Doesn't the Boogeyman live down there?

[Stud_puppy1991]

Doesn't he live in the toilet too?

[SoulShineFemme]

Who said I was?

Who said you were what?

[lusciouskiwi]

Who said you were what?

What am I again? :phonegab:

[Stud_puppy1991]

What am I again? :phonegab:

I don't know, remind me?

[ONLY]

What am I again? :phonegab:

Say WHAT? *confused look* Nothing new though lol

[SoulShineFemme]

Say WHAT? *confused look* Nothing new though lol

Are you lost and in need of direction? :D

[lusciouskiwi]

Are you lost and in need of direction? :D

Which way is the right way? Or wrong way? Which way should I go!!! :seeingstars:

[SoulShineFemme]

Which way is the right way? Or wrong way? Which way should I go!!! :seeingstars:

How about going left cuz I am left handed?

[lusciouskiwi]

How about going left cuz I am left handed?

Do you eat with your left hand?

[ONLY]

Do you eat with your left hand?

What else do you do with your left hand? :|

[lusciouskiwi]

What else do you do with your left hand? :|

What else can you do with your left foot?

[SoulShineFemme]

What else do you do with your left hand? :|

Do you ever wish you had a third hand?

[ONLY]

Do you ever wish you had a third hand?

What else can you do with your left foot?

Okay do you both wanna know the answer?

[lusciouskiwi]

Okay do you both wanna know the answer?

What do you think the answer will be to your question about your answer?

[SoulShineFemme]

Okay do you both wanna know the answer?

Isn't that why we asked the question?

[ONLY]

Isn't that why we asked the question?

Women, sheesh.....kinding :p You enjoy the confused look on my face, dontcha?

[lusciouskiwi]

Isn't that why we asked the question?

Don't all question askers ask for an answer?

[SoulShineFemme]

Don't all question askers ask for an answer?

Are we entitled to an answer to each question we ask?

[willow]

Is this a test?

[ONLY]

Is this a test?

OMG Ladies PLEEEEEEEASE stop with the tests, will yas?

[SoulShineFemme]

OMG Ladies PLEEEEEEEASE stop with the tests, will yas?

Dontcha wanna know your grade?

[lusciouskiwi]

Dontcha wanna know your grade?

But kind of grade should we give and what are the criteria?

[willow]

Do we have room for negotiation here?

[ONLY]

Do we have room for negotiation here?

Oh I never thought I could negotiate, thought it was "yes my love" "yes sweetness" etc, but you mean there is place for compromise/negotiations?

PS Just in case people think I am serious, I am soooooo kidding. Always negotiations/compromise, never 1 sided ;)

[willow]

Should I summon the negotiator?

[SoulShineFemme]

Should I summon the negotiator?

Do you use one of those big signals like Batman gets to summon a negotiator?

[ONLY]

Do you use one of those big signals like Batman gets to summon a negotiator?

Can I be Batman? Better yet, The Incredible Hulk? *flexing my biceps*

[SoulShineFemme]

Can I be Batman? Better yet, The Incredible Hulk? *flexing my biceps*

Can we paint you green?

[lusciouskiwi]

Can I be Batman? Better yet, The Incredible Hulk? *flexing my biceps*


You have biceps to flex? :D

[ONLY]

You have biceps to flex? :D

Um yes? lol

[SoulShineFemme]

Um yes? lol

Can you bicep curl this 100 lb barbell? RAWR! :p

[puddin']

:hangloose: can you bicep curl dis 45 kg barbell?

[ONLY]

:hangloose: can you bicep curl dis 45 kg barbell?

I am The Incredible Hulk, whatcha think?

[SoulShineFemme]

I am The Incredible Hulk, whatcha think?

Did you know I wanted to MARRY Wonder Woman when I was a lil girl?

[ONLY]

Did you know I wanted to MARRY Wonder Woman when I was a lil girl?

lol yes and I was now wondering if you would date The Incredible Hulk if he were to ask you?

[SoulShineFemme]

lol yes and I was now wondering if you would date The Incredible Hulk if he were to ask you?

Are you the Hulk? If so, then YESSS! :)

[ONLY]

Are you the Hulk? If so, then YESSS! :)

Bet you would like that huh?

[SoulShineFemme]

Bet you would like that huh?

Do ya think my answer is HELL YA? (It totally is)

[ONLY]

Do ya think my answer is HELL YA? (It totally is)

I knew you had a thing for superheroes, what about Superman?

[SoulShineFemme]

I knew you had a thing for superheroes, what about Superman?

Isn't he dating Lois Lane already?

[ONLY]

Isn't he dating Lois Lane already?

And? lol :p

[SoulShineFemme]

And? lol :p

Are you asking me if Superman dates more than one woman?

[ONLY]

Are you asking me if Superman dates more than one woman?

No I am saying AND? is that a problem? lol(explanation lol sheesh :seeingstars:....you said he is dating Lois Lane and I said AND? as in AND what the problem? meaning so, you can date him to lol)

Wait, not really date him, you can't do that, I don't share ;)

[SoulShineFemme]

No I am saying AND? is that a problem? lol(explanation lol sheesh :seeingstars:....you said he is dating Lois Lane and I said AND? as in AND what the problem? meaning so, you can date him to lol)

Wait, not really date him, you can't do that, I don't share ;)

How could I ever want Superman when I have You, the Flirtastic Crusader? :D

[Hollylane]

Don't you just love this cat?

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[willow]

Does he always wear boots because he is in need of a pedicure?

[lusciouskiwi]

Does he always wear boots because he is in need of a pedicure?

Wouldn't that be a clawicure? Or something? meow.

[willow]

Is this pussy pampered?

http://www.catpedigrees.com/cats/00cat5.gif

[JAGG]

Is this pussy pampered?

http://www.catpedigrees.com/cats/00cat5.gif

Does anyone really care to hear play by play action of the pampering ?

[willow]

Can you account for your actions?

[ONLY]

Can you account for your actions?

I can't account for my actions maybe someone else would like to?

[SoulShineFemme]

I can't account for my actions maybe someone else would like to?

Do you need to confess?? *Eyebrow Raise*

[ONLY]

Do you need to confess?? *Eyebrow Raise*

How bout you confess first ;) ?

Confess your undying love for me :p

[willow]

Is confession really good for the soul?

[ladyhawkxx]

Is confession really good for the soul?

I take it you're a Baptist????

[willow]

Are we talking inference or assumption?

[Hollylane]

Should we try limiting our consumption?

[willow]

If we work towards a sustainable culture, can we save ourselves?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that an awesome concept?

[SoNotHer]

Need we say more?

[Hollylane]

How come the choir is the only one listening to the sermon?

[puddin']

you know dat to be fact, or is it an assumption?

[Hollylane]

Are you playing devil's advocate?

[puddin']

would i advocate fo' bein' devilish?!

[willow]

Does devil's food cake taste heavenly?

[puddin']

if by heavely you mean divine might i eat some?

[willow]

Could we bathe in all our naked glory if I use divining rods to find us a good swimming hole?

[Hollylane]

Can I just keep my clothes on and bring my fishing rod?

[puddin']

:| can a divinin' rod be used fo' otha thangs?

[willow]

Could we use the divining rod to spit roast the fish that Hollylane caught with her rod?

[puddin']

can we have smores aftawards?!!

[Hollylane]

Why does dessert always have to be at the end of the meal?

[SoulShineFemme]

Wouldn't starting every meal with a bit of chocolate be grand?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it be even better to just start the day that way?

[SoulShineFemme]

Wouldn't it be even better to just start the day that way?

Can I just say that sounds like heaven? :D

[WintergreenGem]

Can I just say that sounds like heaven? :D

Wasn't that line in a song?

[SoulShineFemme]

Wasn't that line in a song?

Did you hear it on the radio?

[LadyRieinAL]

It was under the bed, wasn't it?

How many doctors did it take?

[Tony]

It was under the bed, wasn't it?

How many doctors did it take?

How many doctors does it take to find a light bulb? (under the bed)

[willow]

Wouldn't they just call for a nurse to find the light bulb?

[SoulShineFemme]

How many doctors does it take to find a light bulb? (under the bed)

Are there dust bunnies under the bed?

[willow]

Is that a breeding pair under there?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is that a breeding pair under there?

Is that why I have to sweep more and more up each week?

[ONLY]

Is that why I have to sweep more and more up each week?

Would you like to take a peek under my bed ;) ?

[SoulShineFemme]

Would you like to take a peek under my bed ;) ?

Is there a dance floor under there?

[LadyRieinAL]

So is that where my toys have been?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you generally take your toys out dancing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they out on the town?

[ONLY]

Are they out on the town?

Did you see Barbie & Ken? :|

[Gentle Tiger]

What a raise?

[willow]

Is it time to raise the bar?

[ONLY]

Is it time to raise the bar?

Anyone want anything at the bar?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is there a 2 drink minimum?

[Gentle Tiger]

What happens next?

[ONLY]

What happens next?

What would you like to happen....?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this where dreams come true?

[willow]

What do you know of my dreams?

[ONLY]

What do you know of my dreams?

Do you have reoccuring dreams/nightmares?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you have reoccuring dreams/nightmares?

Is it bedtime already?

[ONLY]

Is it bedtime already?

Do you want it to be........?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you want it to be........?

What's happening under the covers? *eyebrow raise*

[ONLY]

What's happening under the covers? *eyebrow raise*

um..... WHAT?

[SoulShineFemme]

um..... WHAT?

Do I need to get my MEGAPHONE????? :D

[ONLY]

Do I need to get my MEGAPHONE????? :D

What else you got in your um "toy" box?

[SoulShineFemme]

What else you got in your um "toy" box?

If I have a whistle would you wanna play gym teacher with me? :seeingstars:

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we talking about Junior High or High School?

[ONLY]

Are we talking about Junior High or High School?

Ah remember the days when we had to wear short shorts for gym? *gag*

[Gentle Tiger]

Mandatory blue shorts with blue and white striped shirts?

[Hollylane]

Are you sure you're not thinking of the Globetrotters?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is trotting the globe the same as spanning the globe?

[Hollylane]

Is going Global always a good idea?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a new airline?

[Hollylane]

Have you ever played air guitar?

[ladyhawkxx]

Have I ever eaten Malamars? What??? Are you hard of hearing????

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what you heard?

[ladyhawkxx]

Did you hear what I said???? or see what I saw????

[willow]

Which one do you consider the lesser of the two evils?

[ladyhawkxx]

What??? You're asking me???? (LMAO!!)

[ONLY]

What??? You're asking me???? (LMAO!!)

Now where were we?

[SoulShineFemme]

Now where were we?

Are we lost in the woods again?

[Hollylane]

Did someone bring the EPIRB?

[Justin]

Did someone bring the EPIRB?

Is an Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon really needed? Don't we have gaydar?

[Hollylane]

Is that really the most effective method for finding your way out of the woods?

[Justin]

Lol ....doesn't it work for the closet?

[Hollylane]

Are you thinking Narnia?

[Justin]

Am I normal?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you need to go where everyone knows your name?

[Hollylane]

Can I offer a toast?

[willow]

Would you like some cinnamon toast and French roast?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that sound like a lovely way to start the day?

[lusciouskiwi]

Do we really have to start the day?

[Hollylane]

Isn't every morning an opportunity to have a good day?

[willow]

Is Opportunity still at work on Mars?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is Opportunity still at work on Mars?

Have you had a Mars bar lately?

[ONLY]

Have you had a Mars bar lately?

How bout we take a flight to Venus ;) ?

[SoulShineFemme]

How bout we take a flight to Venus ;) ?

Do you have enough space suits? :)

[ONLY]

Do you have enough space suits? :)

I think 1 will do, don't you?

[SoulShineFemme]

I think 1 will do, don't you?

Are you prepared for all scenarios?

[ONLY]

Are you prepared for all scenarios?

Care to do scenerio #1 or #12?

[SoulShineFemme]

Care to do scenerio #1 or #12?

*Eyebrow raise* Isn't #6 my "favorite"? :D

[lusciouskiwi]

*Eyebrow raise* Isn't #6 my "favorite"? :D

Isn't your favourite kinda like ... this?

[ONLY]

Isn't your favourite kinda like ... this?

Huh, what I miss?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do ya see how I'm not the only one who confuses you? :p

[ONLY]

Do ya see how I'm not the only one who confuses you? :p

Moi? confused? lol

[SoulShineFemme]

Moi? confused? lol

Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

[lusciouskiwi]

Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

Have you got something to barter with?

[Hollylane]

Can I trade this cow for a couple of those magical beans?
http://shopsweetthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/k-trumpette-rubber-cow-ballerina.jpg

[willow]

Ok, if I prepare the steaks will you bring the bean salad?

[lusciouskiwi]

Ok, if I prepare the steaks will you bring the bean salad?

Don't beans make you go :fart: ?

[Hollylane]

Can I just stick with the steak and have a nice salad instead of the beans?

[ONLY]

Can I just stick with the steak and have a nice salad instead of the beans?

Can I have what she is having.....please :) ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you a risk taker?

[Duchess]

Are you riskier than the last taker?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you risk being riskier than the riskiest?

[ONLY]

Will you risk being riskier than the riskiest?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, that right? Was that riskier than the riskiest?

[lusciouskiwi]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, that right? Was that riskier than the riskiest?

Wouldn't something risque be riskier than your risky suggestion?

[Duchess]

Would anyone risk being taken by the riskiest?;)

[Justin]

Are they risky ?

[Duchess]

Are they riskier in or out? :)

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you taking a risky position?

[ONLY]

Are you taking a risky position?

I am taking a risk in asking......."What is the riskiest you ever been?"

[Duchess]

Are you asking someone to submit to a risky position?

[lusciouskiwi]

Are you asking someone to submit to a risky position?

Is that a position in which you'd risk being risque?

[Hollylane]

Did someone mention Cirque du Soleil?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you going in circles?

[lusciouskiwi]

Aren't you a little square to be going in circles?

[Nomad]

Aren't you a little square to be going in circles?


are you saying that i'm stuck in a corner?

[willow]

Do you feel cornered like a rat in a trap?

[Hominid]

Do you feel trapped like a rat in a corner?

[ONLY]

Do you feel trapped like a rat in a corner?

Would you rather be "trapped" against the wall? ;)

[willow]

How do we break the wall of silence?

[Gentle Tiger]

The walls are talking now? What?

[lusciouskiwi]

What would these walls say if they could talk?

[ONLY]

What would these walls say if they could talk?

What would they feel....?

*good morning, afternoon, evening lusciouskiwi*

[SoulShineFemme]

Are the walls in here padded?

[ONLY]

Are the walls in here padded?

Not padded bras right? :|

[SoulShineFemme]

Not padded bras right? :|

LOL! Would padded walls be a great place to hang padded bras?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Your hanging up your padded bras??

[ONLY]

Your hanging up your padded bras??

How bout we leave the bras on the ground, shall we? *grin*

[SoulShineFemme]

Your hanging up your padded bras??

Don't they last longer that way?

[SoulShineFemme]

How bout we leave the bras on the ground, shall we? *grin*

Can I just say HECK YA?? :)

[ONLY]

Don't they last longer that way?

Don't wear them, won't they last longer like that ? :p

[SoulShineFemme]

Don't wear them, won't they last longer like that ? :p

Can that be said for all articles of clothing? ;)

[ONLY]

Can that be said for all articles of clothing? ;)

GULP!!!! Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!????

[SoulShineFemme]

GULP!!!! Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!????

Do you have any giant foam fingers?

[ONLY]

Do you have any giant foam fingers?

What the heck you want with a giant foam finger LOL ?

[lusciouskiwi]

What the heck you want with a giant foam finger LOL ?

Is that only one finger you want or more? (digging around for some sponge fingers...)

[ONLY]

Is that only one finger you want or more? (digging around for some sponge fingers...)

How bout we get one giant one to show those morons on the highways?

[Ginger]

Is that only one finger you want or more? (digging around for some sponge fingers...)

Are you questioning my capacity?

[lusciouskiwi]

Are you questioning my capacity?

What is your capacity if I may be so bold to ask?

[ONLY]

Are you questioning my capacity?

Speaking of CAPacity......Should I take off my ball cap?

[lusciouskiwi]

Speaking of CAPacity......Should I take off my ball cap?

Wouldn't a gentlemyn always take off hys cap?

[ONLY]

Wouldn't a gentlemyn always take off hys cap?

I don't know bout a gentlemyn but I do ;) , should I take it off now though?

[Ginger]

I don't know bout a gentlemyn but I do ;) , should I take it off now though?


Do you really need to be told when to take it off?

[lusciouskiwi]

Do you really need to be told when to take it off?

Don't you just love it when a femme comes back with a witty comment and leaves tongue-tied butches in her wake?

[ONLY]

Don't you just love it when a femme comes back with a witty comment and leaves tongue-tied butches in her wake?

lol I always take off my ball cap to eat, and yes was tongue tied, y'all causing some troubles huh? :p

[Ginger]

lol I always take off my ball cap to eat, and yes was tongue tied, y'all causing some troubles huh? :p


Are you saying we're too much trouble?

[SoulShineFemme]

Are you saying we're too much trouble?

Isn't too much trouble just enough?

[lusciouskiwi]

Are you saying we're too much trouble?

Isn't that the fastest way to get a femme to become tres annoyed?

[SoulShineFemme]

Isn't that the fastest way to get a femme to become tres annoyed?

ONLY says g'night all. She lost internet connection. :)

Are you sure there isn's a faster way?

[Ginger]

ONLY says g'night all. She lost internet connection. :)

Are you sure there isn's a faster way?


Is faster always better?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is faster always better?

Is saving time a big priority?

[Ginger]

Is saving time a big priority?


Aren't priorities always changing?

[SoulShineFemme]

Aren't priorities always changing?

Is change really inevitable?

[puddin']

can da inevitable be avoided?!

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you avoiding the storm?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you changing the subject?

[mustangjeano]

Are you changing the subject?

Isn't that a femme's perogative?

[Hollylane]

I thought it was Bobby Brown's?

[SoulShineFemme]

I thought it was Bobby Brown's?

Do you remember Buster Browns?

[ONLY]

Do you remember Buster Browns?

How old do you think I am? sheesh

[SoulShineFemme]

How old do you think I am? sheesh

Can I see your I.D. ?

[ONLY]

Can I see your I.D. ?

Wanna come get it?

[SoulShineFemme]

Wanna come get it?

You don't mind if I reach into your pockets? ;)

[ONLY]

You don't mind if I reach into your pockets? ;)

oh, which one would you care to start off with?

[SoulShineFemme]

oh, which one would you care to start off with?

How bout the right front one?

[ONLY]

How bout the right front one?

all my pockets are the RIGHT ones....... ;)

You sure you REALLY wanna go into my pockets?