Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[starryeyes]

How do you solve a rubix cube???

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you refill the tray?

[starryeyes]

Where is the coffee??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it in Seattle?

[starryeyes]

Who is Bill Gates?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it really a picket fence?

[starryeyes]

Who let the dogs out??

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they ever really in?

[starryeyes]

What happened to Chiapets??

[Gentle Tiger]

Was something other than water added?

[starryeyes]

Do I have to wear a floatie device?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will that be necessary?

[Honey]

Will that be necessary?
Oooo, what the heck is the substance were floating in ???

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is this like a deprivation tank?

[Hollylane]

Can I at least have a flashlight?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How are you going to feel deprived if I give you things?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we let the giving begin, so we can find out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is something lost?

[SoNotHer]

You mean something like virginity?

[Gentle Tiger]

What do you mean?

[SoNotHer]

Would it help if I used the term "deflowered"?

[Honey]

Would it help if I used the term "deflowered"?

Will you describe the deflowering...in detail ?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you number the petals before you pulled them off?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you referring to a push pull process?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How long is the push?

[Gentle Tiger]

Listen. Do you hear them singing? Do you know that song?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you name that tune in 3 notes?

[Dude]

can I dance , if I wannnnnaaa?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you sing too?

[Dude]

arent you dying to hear me?

[Gentle Tiger]

What colors are you using?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't you be playing with your own crayola box?

[Starbuck]

What's your favorite color?

[starryeyes]

What happened to Color Me Badd??

[Starbuck]

Are you aware that some people can see sound as color?

[Gentle Tiger]

People are playing with different colors? What?

[Starbuck]

Whose colors are being mixed in the blender now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that painful?

[Starbuck]

Can you blenderize a frog on the liquid setting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't it be better to just eat the frog legs whole?

[Starbuck]

Can I use ketchup?

[starryeyes]

Why is this turkey burger so dry?

[Starbuck]

Did you forget the mayo?

[SoNotHer]

Was that perhaps intentional?

[starryeyes]

Are you looking at me like that on purpose?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will effect your hand eye coordination?

[Honey]

Will effect your hand eye coordination?

I don't know, is that it ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that your final answer?

[midwest chick]

Is that your final answer?

Are we finally finished?

[Gentle Tiger]

You started already? What?

[midwest chick]

You started already? What?

Can you finish this up soon?

[Gentle Tiger]

Well when did you start?

[SoNotHer]

If you have to ask, did you really need to know?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't this the place to ask questions?

[SoNotHer]

Do you know the secret word?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it a double or triple word?

[Hollylane]

What word game are we playing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were the letters in the soup?

[starryeyes]

Do you have cream of broccoli?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't that a sick form of punishment?

[SoNotHer]

Would you prefer to be tortured on the rack of the heavy casserole?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you interested in being punished by brussel sprouts?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to be hung from the wicked wheel of the pho noodle?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't pho most pleasurable?

[SoNotHer]

What would you say if I told you I was ready to get my fortune cookie freak on?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you look at the luck numbers?

[SoNotHer]

Are your tea leaves telling you to watch what your date is doing with her chopsticks?

[Gentle Tiger]

Someone is dating figs now? What?

[greeneyedgrrl]

why are you torturing the food?

[SoNotHer]

How do you know the food isn't torturing us?

http://174.132.200.226/~berlin10/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/berlin-pastries1-cookies.jpg

[barnes]

are those amazing croissants?

[Gentle Tiger]

Late night out with the pastries is it?

[SoNotHer]

Who took a bite from a cruel cruller?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was the cruller being cruel or playful?

[Hollylane]

Was there a Tiger involved? Isn't cruelty your specialty? ;)

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you think tigers are ever nice?

[Honey]

Do you think tigers are ever nice?

Yes,...but are they really gentle?

[midwest chick]

Yes,...but are they really gentle?

Can they all be trained to be gentle, or only certain ones?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't that something to be discovered?

[midwest chick]

Isn't that something to be discovered?

How much research is really being done to discover a cure for cancer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does anyone know?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does anyone have any donuts?

[SoNotHer]

Would you be interested in some pho donuts?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you mixing foods again?? :hammer:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like red beans in your pineapple jello?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a test?

[Honey]

Are you nervous ?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do beans and jello scare you?


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[Gentle Tiger]

Is it time to take cover?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do beans and jello hunt you???

[Gentle Tiger]

What about da wabbits?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do they chase you, too???

[Gentle Tiger]

Have you seen Elmer Fudd?

[SoNotHer]

Was that you in the banana suit chasing me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't that Elmer Fudd at it again?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is it possible there is a tad of paranoia going on here?

[SoNotHer]

Doesn't that depend on whether or not you're the chaser or the chased?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are these the only possibilities?

[Hollylane]

Should we worry more about the caught?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What about the catcher?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the release?

[SoNotHer]

What about the hook, line and sinker?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What about peace on earth and good will to dykes?

[Hollylane]

Are we going to Goodwill for a piece, and can we shop for a book on building a good dike?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If we do will you stick your fingers in it?

[Duchess]

Are we sticking fingers in dikes?:|

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you show me how?

[Hollylane]

What time is the seminar?

[Onyxena]

There is a seminar?

[Hollylane]

Isn't there seminar for most things?

[Onyxena]

Really, but this topic?

[SoNotHer]

Don't you wonder what happens at those break-out sessions?

[Hollylane]

Was that when I got the number for the rejection hotline?

[SoNotHer]

Didn't they finally block your number?

[Hollylane]

WTF? Don't you know how to *67?

[SoNotHer]

Is that a dance number or a sexual position?

[Hollylane]

If you're talented, couldn't it be both, simultaneously?

[SoNotHer]

And possibly a gymnastic move?

[Hollylane]

Can I show the ropes?

[midwest chick]

Are simultaneous rope

reactions common?

[SoNotHer]

Do you prefer rug or rope burns?

[Hollylane]

Is that what those scars are on my ankles?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't is fortunate your pants are usually down at your ankles covering that?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that what you pointed out when you hiked up your skirt to show me your rug burns? Have you heard of knee pads?

[SoNotHer]

Do they worry when you pull out the knee and elbow pads in the bedroom and realize you're not getting ready to rollerblade?

[Hollylane]

Did you just realize they were missing from your drawer?

[SoNotHer]

So how did drawer cleaning go the other day?

[Hollylane]

Did you steal the clover clips? Didn't I send those to recycling? How often do you dumpster dive?

[SoNotHer]

Don't I dumpster dive every time you open the bedroom door?

[Hollylane]

Am I surprised that you're admitting publicly that every time I open your bedroom door their is a reason to dive for cover? I thought you wanted this to be our little secret?

[SoNotHer]

Do you wonder why I always show up at your house in my Orkin outfit and fumigation gear?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I tell you that I'm not into your brand of role play?

[SoNotHer]

Was that what you were saying while you played with my sprayer pump?

Didn't I tell you that I'm not into your brand of role play?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't it say a lot that you had to "pump" you up?

[SoNotHer]

Is that why you cheeks were so red and tired when I found you? From giving your inflatable date a different kind of "blow job"?

[Hollylane]

WTF? How in the fuck could you think I didn't come prepared? Aren't I always prepared for a good "date"?

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[SoNotHer]

Do I know what you want for Christmas?

http://www.superbhorticulture.com/images/Twister%201500.jpg

[Gentle Tiger]

Who can compete with that?

[Hollylane]

That is really the question, isn't it? Do you think this is the real story behind the big bad wolf and the three little pigs?

[SoNotHer]

So is jumbo-sized "just right" then?

[Hollylane]

Who pissed in your porridge?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who served it?

[SoNotHer]

Would that be the same one who likes to dish it?

[Hollylane]

Is this a dish best served cold?

[SoNotHer]

Are you an expert on cold dishes and fishes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Someone is swimming with the fishes? What?

[Hollylane]

What is your obsession with fish anyway? Didn't I explain to you that "fish lips" are not an attractive feature?

[SoNotHer]

Did you know that some of my dumpster dives have recovered Garbage Fish Flaps?

[Hollylane]

May I offer you a mask, gloves, and some wipes?

[SoNotHer]

Is this the kind of role play you want then?

[Hollylane]

Do I think you need to slow your roll?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is rolling on the river the new walking down the street?

[Hollylane]

May I offer you some oars?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can that offer be refused?

[Hollylane]

Will I feel sorry for you when you're stuck up the creek after you have refused the oars?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you hear the floorboards?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you want to do it on the floor?

[Hollylane]

Is this role playing again? Are you going to be "The Janitor"?

[midwest chick]

Has the janitor removed or relocated the recycling bins?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Couldn't we have more sex and less housekeeping?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't both desired?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can we limit the questions to the fun topic?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't having both with cake be fun?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you really asking me that question?

[Gentle Tiger]

What happens if I say no to your question?

[SoNotHer]

Are you prepared to meet the Rice-a-Roni Rack and Beef Stroganoff Stockade?

What happens if I say no to your question?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Wouldn't no be a statement, not a question? Oh, and are you a San Francisco treat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you looking for a trick or a treat?

[Hollylane]

Who's turning tricks in here? WTF?

[Gentle Tiger]

You didn't see the magician when you arrived? What?

[Hollylane]

Are you trying to tell me that is a rabbit in your pocket?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does this mean you missed the hat trick?

[willow]

Shall we pass the hat around?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a performance?

[willow]

Are you a drama queen?

[Gentle Tiger]

How did those two words get connected?

[willow]

Was duct tape involved in that process?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you forget about the crazy glue?

[SoulShineFemme]

Did you forget about the crazy glue?

Is crazy glue really crazy or just sadly misunderstood?

[Gentle Tiger]

How does glue feel about labels?

[SoulShineFemme]

How does glue feel about labels?

Does it seem ironic that glue is what holds the labels on?

[Starbuck]

But what about sticky notes?

[SoulShineFemme]

But what about sticky notes?

Is glue giving them the crazy eye too?

[Starbuck]

Can they have a crazy eye and a prickly tongue too?

[SoulShineFemme]

Can they have a crazy eye and a prickly tongue too?

Heheh. Is that a winning combo or what?

[Starbuck]

Heheh. Is that a winning combo or what?


It can be, but what happens if the glue gives way?

[LeftWriteFemme]

If they give the glue away will they be charging for something else?

[Starbuck]

If they give the glue away will they be charging for something else?


Can we complain about the service we receive?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it full service?

[Starbuck]

Was it full service?


You wouldn't complain about self service would you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is that the new euphemism?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it in disguise?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What ever do you mean?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was it encrypted?

[Arwen]

Is that code?

[Gentle Tiger]

Has anyone seen the decoder ring?

[Arwen]

Did you get the wrong cereal again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you hear about great sale on cereal?

[Hollylane]

You can sail on cereal? Which brand is the best at floating?

[Gentle Tiger]

You went on a soggy ship? What?

[SoNotHer]

What? Have you "swabbed the deck" lately?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you bring the swiffers?

[SoNotHer]

How quickly can a swift sailor load his ship's swivel mounted cannon?

[Gentle Tiger]

You dropped the canon ball? What?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to bowl with cannon balls?

[ladyhawkxx]

Would you like to bowl with cannon balls?

Theoretically speaking, if your testicles WERE indeed the size of cannon balls, would it not be physically impossible for one to engage in such an activity as bowling?

[Honey]

Theoretically speaking, if your testicles WERE indeed the size of cannon balls, would it not be physically impossible for one to engage in such an activity as bowling?
Wouldn't you have to make a sling for those ??

[ladyhawkxx]

Wouldn't you have to make a sling for those ?? Isn't a "cannon ball sling" the same as a "jock strap"? Am I confused??? :confused:

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you always confused by balls?

[Honey]

Are you always confused by balls?

Isn't it really the OWNER of the balls' that creates the confusion....?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it really the OWNER of the balls' that creates the confusion....?

So, who is it that OWNS your balls?

[Honey]

So, who is it that OWNS your balls?

I shant say...are hys balls bigger than mine?

[SoNotHer]

Should you also be looking at color, clarity, carat and cut?

I shant say...are hys balls bigger than mine?

[ladyhawkxx]

Should you also be looking at color, clarity, carat and cut?
Who said size doesn't matter?

[SoNotHer]

Do you keep a scale in the bedroom?

[Gentle Tiger]

What happened to the yo-yo?

[SoNotHer]

From scales to yo-yos? Is Tiger feeling weighed down and pulled by a short string?

What happened to the yo-yo?

[Gentle Tiger]

Couldn't the yo-yo be on the floor beside the scale?

[SoNotHer]

Who won that one, or were both brought to a point of mutual satisfaction?

Couldn't the yo-yo be on the floor beside the scale?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you race?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were hotwheels involved?

[Honey]

Did you race?

I'll race...can I pick who we're chasing ??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is chasing necessary when racing?

[midwest chick]

Would that be chasing balls or racing hotwheel?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are the balls blue?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it true someone was chasing cookies?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What color are your cookies?

[midwest chick]

What color are your cookies?

Do we have to choose only one color?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you baking?

[Hollylane]

Did you shake it first?

[Starbuck]

Can I help?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do need help so that you can help?

[Hollylane]

Are we having hamburger helper?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want hamburgers now?

[willow]

Is there any piggy in a hamburger?

[SoNotHer]

Who's driving this bus, and where's the wet bar?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a spill on isle 5?

[SoNotHer]

Is it time again to swab the deck?

[Dude]

How big is the wet spot?

[SoNotHer]

Is it alarming when the wet spot is bigger than the person who left it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was a fun time had by all?

[Hollylane]

Did anyone check to see if it was slippery?

[Gentle Tiger]

You went ice skating? What?

[Hollylane]

Have you seen my skate covers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you hang flyers?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a fear of flying?

[Hollylane]

Does this have to be known?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can it be known?

[Hollylane]

Is it better to be in the know, or go blindly forth?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you know the other three blindlys?