Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Arwen]

Are you in the line of fire without a donut?

[Ebon]

Do you think you can aim through the donut hole?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking if we have a spare tire?

[Arwen]

Did you just call me fat?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Anyone wanna go eat a Big Mac?

[Arwen]

Can we ride with the windows up?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you want the radio on too?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you sing with me while we ride?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Will you be playing any country??

[Arwen]

Can I play my iPod for 30 minutes and then yours?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does your IPod play country?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you sing all of the verses to My Country tis of Thee?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Sweet land of liberty?

[Arwen]

Is it okay if I don't?

[Gentle Tiger]

What genre is that?

[Arwen]

Do you like paranormal erotica?

[Ebon]

Is it written by Marilu Mann?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You know her too????

[Arwen]

Do you think she gets around?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What's she going around?

[Arwen]

Is this circular logic?

[Arwen]

No really...is this circular logic or did I murderize the thread?:pirate-steer:

[The_Lady_Snow]

What's going on in here?

[Gentle Tiger]

How can we tell?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What are you telling???

[Corkey]

Who are you telling it to?

[The_Lady_Snow]

The tiny dancer in my hand???

[Corkey]

Does Elton know?

[weatherboi]

wouldn't we have to ask Rush and his new wife?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Should I care that he doesn't?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about classified information?

[princessbelle]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, can you share some?

[lionpaw]

Do you burn the midnight oil?

[Licious]

Would I have to kill you if I told you? :blink:

[lionpaw]

One lump or two?

[Gentle Tiger]

Punches or sugar?

[Arwen]

Y'all think you're funny up in here, don't you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this yet another trick question?

[Duchess]

Who's doing what with a trick?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's the trick???

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it tricky to trick a trickster in the Twilight Zone?

[moxie]

Are you trying to give me nightmares on purpose?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What's scaring you?

[moxie]

Haven't you seen the Nightmare at 20,000 Feet episode of Twilight Zone with William Shatner?

[The_Lady_Snow]

That scares you?

[moxie]

Would you believe I also have a recurring nightmare involving George Clooney, a tornado, potato chips, and a house in the middle of nowhere?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What brand potato chips?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were the chips in the house of cards?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Were their cards in the dream?

[Gentle Tiger]

How does one measure nowhere in order to find the middle of nowhere?

[lionpaw]

Y'all think you're funny up in here, don't you?



You are making me laugh now....

[lionpaw]

And how do you get from here to there?

[moxie]

With all this talk of cards and chips are we playing Texas Hold 'Em?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were tricks involved?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were any cards hurt in the making of the house with chips?

[suebee]

Were tricks involved?

Do you know that they weren't?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are we back to doing tricks?

[moxie]

Can't we just play poker so I can kick everyone's ass and win some money?

[lionpaw]

If we are back to doing tricks, where are the treats?

[suebee]

Can't we just play poker so I can kick everyone's ass and win some money?

Wouldn't you rather play a rousing game of Chinese Checkers?

[moxie]

Don't you have rather high expectations of me to assume I know how to play Chinese Checkers?

[lionpaw]

How high can you climb?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's having Chinese?

[suebee]

Who's having Chinese?

Wanna order Chinese?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Anyone here been to China?

[suebee]

Does Chinatown count?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did the town count dancing tigers?

[The_Lady_Snow]

When did you go dancing?

[betenoire]

What kind of dancing are we talking about?

[Gentle Tiger]

Does dancing under the stars count as dancing with the stars?

[Arwen]

Is it reality if it's scripted?:sock:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it san script?

[lionpaw]

Or is it Sanskrit?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want to know about skirts?

[Nina]

Is that like skirts and skins?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a basketball game?

[Nina]

Isn't it always one game or another?

[Arwen]

If I yell "TAG! You're it," will you chase me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you run around the tree?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is anyone going dancing this weekend?

[Pixie]

Does around the house count?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a spin off from The wonder ball goes round and round?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Can you really spin your balls around and around?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Will any if you be around chocolate anytime soon?

[moxie]

How did you know I was sitting in a bathtub full of melted chocolate?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are we alone?

[suebee]

Do the chickens count?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were the chickens counted before they were hatched?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does June know y'all are coveting her chickens?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't June focused on butter at the moment?

[Arwen]

What if June is really Betty in disguise with a bit of bitter butter?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying June is a biter?

[Arwen]

Are you intimating that she's not?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you resorting to intimidation with chocolate?

[Arwen]

Are you accusing me of not liking vanilla?

[Starbuck]

What's not to like about vanilla?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you accusing me of not liking vanilla?


Vanilla? Don't you like things a bit stronger than that, Arwen?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's got the cinnamon?

[Arwen]

Why must you always play the spice card?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are spices wild?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Where the wild things are??

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you see Duchess, Arwen, Medussa, or June there?

[Arwen]

Are you not carefully stalking us like a good Tiger?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you know I had Asian tonight?

[Starbuck]

You had an Asian tonight??

[The_Lady_Snow]

Was that a joke?

[lionpaw]

What did you say?...Eh???

[The_Lady_Snow]

Didn't you see?? Was it a joke?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was it a visual joke?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Was it a funny joke?

[Arwen]

Can it be a spicy joke?

[lionpaw]

Didn't you see?? Was it a joke?



lol...good retort....

[lionpaw]

How spicy was it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they on the spice rack?

[lionpaw]

Where is the rack?

[Arwen]

Did someone say rack? Will there by leather?

[IrishGrrl]

isnt there always leather?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's got leather on?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do your ears hang low?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Like Dumbo's?

[Arwen]

Do they wobble to and fro?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does anyone know where fro is?

[Arwen]

Isn't fro hanging low?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is this the low to which your refer?

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[Gentle Tiger]

Why was she hitting Flo?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Mel's diner Flo??

[Starbuck]

Isn't the best defense a good offense?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you going to answer the question?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what helped her to go low, low, low, low and reach the flo'?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you singing?

[Rope]

Who's got the HOT fudge?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it for ice cream?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are there one hundred ways to use HOT Fudge?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you counted all those ways?

[suebee]

Do you really think a big-boned gal like me ever gets to do anything but eat the hot fudge?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Have you ever had bone soup?

[suebee]

With hot fudge?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is it getting hot in here?

[suebee]

Has anybody told you about "the change"? :|

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't that what you save in some special jar?

[suebee]

Would you like me to send you some nice phamplets on the subject?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's nice?

[suebee]

Why would I say anybody but you? :)

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who told you?

[suebee]

Do you know anybody named "Grant"? :|

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's asking?

[suebee]

If I told you, would you believe I'd have to kill you? :shocking:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did you see her face??

[suebee]

Was I wearing my glasses? :glasses:

[Arwen]

Is it pantless Friday already?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are we having a heat wave?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Wow, where did everyone go?

[suebee]

Didn't you see me when you came in?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Don't y'all ever sleep in Canada?

[suebee]

How can I sleep when I'm following you?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you "follow" Mr Bent as well?

[Arwen]

Are we supposed to follow through?

[suebee]

Did you ever NOT follow through?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's a follower?

[Arwen]

Do you know "I Will Follow You"?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying you will forever be a follower?

[Arwen]

Are you denying my ability to follow?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is it that you're following again?

[Arwen]

Do I look like a girl who follows rules?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about rulers?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What if " I ruled The World"???

[weatherboi]

would that make me a prince?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Presumptous today aren't we?

[weatherboi]

how do I hide that???

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's gonna play?

[betenoire]

Who's gonna play?

Are there rules?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Rules? For you? You're kidding right?

[betenoire]

Rules? For you? You're kidding right?

WHY does nobody take me seriously?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Is this going to be about you?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you have a problem with that???

[betenoire]

Is this going to be about you?

You mean there are things that aren't?

[betenoire]

Do you have a problem with that???

YEAH, do you HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT???

[Arwen]

Are you gettin' all up in mah grill?

[betenoire]

Are you gettin' all up in mah grill?


Did you just invite me over for burgers?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you take catsup on your burger?

[weatherboi]

Will there be condiments?

[betenoire]

Do you take catsup on your burger?

There are people who don't?

[betenoire]

Will there be condiments?

Good god, why does it always have to be about sex with you people?!?!?!
:praying:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's people?

[betenoire]

Who's people?

Was that "who is people" or "who whom do these people belong"?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Don't you have wifely duties to "tend" to?

[betenoire]

Don't you have wifely duties to "tend" to?

Are you talking about sex again?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't this what you wanted to ask about?

[Arwen]

Can I change the subject?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you the subject?

[Arwen]

Can someone rub my feet?

[suebee]

Did you ever get rid of that nasty fungus? ;)

[Soft*Silver]

is the fungus contagious?

[suebee]

Is that what they mean by "carbon footprint"?

[Arwen]

Have you bent over and looked at your butt in the mirror to see if that footprint is there?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you stepping on mushrooms?

[Arwen]

Are you supposed to step on them or smoke them or cook with them?

[Nina]

Can you believe I ate the other half?

[suebee]

Are multiple answers allowed?

[Starbuck]

Can I ask multiple questions too?

[Arwen]

Isn't this the Answer a Question with a Question thread?

[suebee]

Can I ask multiple questions too?

Are you up to the task?

Isn't this the Answer a Question with a Question thread?


Nope. You should have taken a LEFT at the zombie thread.

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying you ate half a question?

[suebee]

Is that what it sounded like? :canadian:

[Arwen]

What was I doing that made you think I was listening?:phonegab:

[suebee]

Are you having as much fun as I am?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you sure I'm having any fun?

[suebee]

Do I know you? :|

[lionpaw]

What do you know?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you care?

[suebee]

What if I DO care? :vigil:

[lionpaw]

What are you doing?

[Arwen]

Why are you asking?

[rlin]

you think she wanted to know?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you know if she knows what you think she is doing?

[betenoire]

What?

:whoop:

[Gentle Tiger]

Well did you?????

[betenoire]

Did I what?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to be tricky with your question again?

[betenoire]

What?

:whoop:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this a test on the 5 Ws?

[betenoire]

Is this a test on the 5 Ws?

But what about the H?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why is H always trying to be included?

[betenoire]

Why is H always trying to be included?

Shouldn't that be HOW is H always trying to be included?

(goodnight!)

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you raising H and then going to sleep?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How the H did you sleep?

[rlin]

does it all really revolve around H??

[waxnrope]

What the H are ya'll talkin' bout?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What's going on?

[Nina]

Why does cutting on the diagonal make it look special?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Why does cutting on the diagonal make it look special?

Do you know that cutting on the bias keeps things from raveling?

[Nina]

How is your brain able to identify unknown things on your tongue?

[weatherboi]

Wouldn't that be considered manipulation?

[Arwen]

Can I request that something be manipulated?

[weatherboi]

can you manipulate something without lying about it?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's lying now?

[rlin]

something wrong with lying around on a nice saturday afternoon???

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there circular reasoning going on in here?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did the weasel go pop?

[Gentle Tiger]

As in an explosion or a soda?

[The_Lady_Snow]

When's the last time you had soda?

[The_Lady_Snow]

The same reason she's obsessed with poop?

[LeftWriteFemme]

you mean poop goes the weasel?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did someone choke the weasel?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you carrying over your dirty bird thoughts from the :| thread?

[Gentle Tiger]

The weasels get around don't they?

[The_Lady_Snow]

You've been hanging around with Medusa huh?

[Gentle Tiger]

But didn't it start with the Big Dipper Daddy June?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who the hell is that?

[suebee]

.....and why is their dipper so big?