Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[betenoire]

The only rules are:

- no statements (that's obvious)
- no non sequitur (the question you ask has to make sense as a response to the previous question)

I'll go first:

Why can't I sleep?

[Gayla]

Why are you asking a bunch of people in the interwebs such personal questions?

[AtLast]

Why are you asking a bunch of people in the interwebs such personal questions?

Would being so personal be better served on the Twitters?

:blink:

[betenoire]

Why are you asking a bunch of people in the interwebs such personal questions?

Do you have something to hide?

[Gayla]

Do you have something to hide?

Don't we all?

[betenoire]

Don't we all?

What are you implying?

[Gayla]

Would being so personal be better served on the Twitters?

:blink:

Aren't people served all day long on Twitter?

[betenoire]

Aren't people served all day long on Twitter?

Was that a dirty question?

[Soft*Silver]

Is your mind always in the gutter?

[TenderKnight]

Is your mind always in the gutter?

Is it such a bad thing to have one's mind in the gutter?

[betenoire]

Is it such a bad thing to have one's mind in the gutter?

What would Jesus think?

[TenderKnight]

Would Jesus even be reading this forum?

[Gayla]

Why you gotta always bring Jesus into everything?

[betenoire]

Why you gotta always bring Jesus into everything?

Do you have a problem with the alleged religion of your forefathers?????

[Gayla]

What do you mean "alleged"?

[cane]

Do you ever really know someone?

[Gayla]

Did you read the rules?

[cane]

Did you understand my question?

(Think about it...)

[Gayla]

Why are you trying to tell me how to think?

(Yeah, I got it, I just couldn't think of a good comeback : )

[Selenay]

Why are you trying to tell me how to think?

(Yeah, I got it, I just couldn't think of a good comeback : )

Why are you questioning my authority?

[Gayla]

Who appointed you boss?

[WolfyOne]

Is authority an appointed boss?

[cane]

Does an appointed boss always have authority?

[UofMfan]

What do you care?

[cane]

Do you think that I acctually care..?

[Blaze]

If one actually doesn't care then why have a boss? Oh look... Is that a Mule?

[Rook]

Did the Boss just sneak off in the Mules Basket?

[suebee]

Is "Mule's Basket" some sort of secret code?

[ravfem]

Is "Mule's Basket" some sort of secret code?

does this basket make my butt look big?

[Bob]

Why do you have a basket up your butt?

[ravfem]

Why do you have a basket up your butt?

is that a yes?? are you saying it makes my butt look big?? you are aren't you??

[Bob]

It's wrong to lie, isn't it?

[Mister Bent]

You don't really want me to answer that, do you?

[PapaC]

Isn't the point of all this not to actually provide an answer?

[Queerasfck]

One would think so, wouldn't one?

[Mister Bent]

Depends, who wants to know?

[Queerasfck]

Where's Betenoire anyway????

[Mister Bent]

Where's Betenoire anyway????

Is there a question more annoying than that one?

[betenoire]

Is there a question more annoying than that one?

WHY ARE YOU PERSECUTING ME?

[Mister Bent]

Why do some people make everything all about THEM?

[Bob]

You know those lyrics to the Grinch song, the ones that go:

Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

?

Maybe that's why they make it all about them?

[betenoire]

You know those lyrics to the Grinch song, the ones that go:

Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

?

Maybe that's why they make it all about them?


What's with all the projecting?

[Bob]

Why must you continue to pursue me in this unseemly way?

[betenoire]

Why must you continue to pursue me in this unseemly way?

Why must you continue to flatter yourself?

[Bob]

Why did you assume I was referring to YOU?

[betenoire]

Why did you assume I was referring to YOU?

Is there someone else here?

[Bob]

Oh, do these questions have to refer specifically to someone else currently viewing this thread?

Isn't that Mr. Bent I also see here?

[Mister Bent]

What am I, chopped liver?

[Bob]

Aren't we at what they call an impasse?

[betenoire]

Given the arduous rules of this thread, isn't that impossible?

Why are you using words that I don't understand?

[Bob]

Wasn't betenoire's last post a lame attempt to divert attention away from the fact that her comeback car ran outta gas?

[betenoire]

Wasn't betenoire's last post a lame attempt to divert attention away from the fact that her comeback car ran outta gas?

Why does everything have to be about comebacks and accumulating points?

[Bob]

Why is it that only the loooooosers worry about other people keeping score?

[Mister Bent]

Why is it that only the loooooosers worry about other people keeping score?

Is it true that the Canadian point is only worth .86/American?

[Bob]

Why does the Canadian 20 dollar bill have Sandra Day O'Connor on it?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Canadian20_bill.jpg

[betenoire]

Why is it that only the loooooosers worry about other people keeping score?

Why is it that only people with very little else in their lives bother to keep score?

[betenoire]

Why does the Canadian 20 dollar bill have Sandra Day O'Connor on it?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Canadian20_bill.jpg

Who is Sandra Day O'Connor?

[Bob]

Why do the clearly substandard and lackluster Canadian institutes of 'learning' not include a class on former U.S. Supreme Court justices?

[AtLast]

Who is Sandra Day O'Connor?

Why would someone not know who Sandra Day O'Conner is... or that is Queen Elizabeth on that there money?

[JustJo]

Are we getting paid to participate in this thread now?

[ravfem]

Are we getting paid to participate in this thread now?

do you often get paid for your "participation"?

[JustJo]

do you often get paid for your "participation"?

Can I plead the 5th? :)

[ravfem]

Can I plead the 5th? :)

did you know the 5th dimension is where Mister Mxyzptlk is from?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Mxyzptlk.PNG

[Diva]

did you know the 5th dimension is where Mister Mxyzptlk is from?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Mxyzptlk.PNG



Why can't we live in the Age of PISCES, for fuck's sake?

[ravfem]

Why can't we live in the Age of PISCES, for fuck's sake?

what's fuck got to do, got to do, got to do with it?

[suebee]

what's fuck got to do, got to do, got to do with it?

What's fuck NOT got to do with, got to do with, got to do with it?

[Delish]

How did Sinead O'Connor get into this???

[TenderKnight]

How did Sinead O'Connor get into this???

Is she still causing a fuss??

[Delish]

Is she still causing a fuss??

Did she ever stop???

[Gayla]

What the hell happened in here while I was asleep?!

[SuperFemme]

do you really want to know?

[Gayla]

Why does that scare me?

[SuperFemme]

because you know us?

[Corkey]

We aren't angels?

[apretty]

pie are square?

[Delish]

pie are square?

HUH?????? :|

[Stearns]

you don't know what that is?

[Gayla]

Isn't context everything?

[Diva]

So....You're up from Your birthday nap then?

[suebee]

Aren't birthday naps constitutionally protected in your country?

[Gayla]

I get birthday naps? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

[UofMfan]

I get birthday naps? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

Why are you always in the dark?

[Diva]

Isn't asking TWO questions against the rules?

[suebee]

Isn't asking TWO questions against the rules?

There are rules?

[Diva]

There are rules?



Aren't there?

[Gentle Tiger]

Aren't there?




Is this a trick question?

[suebee]

Is this a trick question?

Didn't you know?

[Leigh]

I didn't, did anyone else?

[princessbelle]

I didn't, did anyone else?

Didn't anyone else what?

[Billy]

Didn't anyone else what?

What was the question .....:sunglass:

[Leigh]

Didn't either of you read the post before Mine?

[Billy]

Didn't either of you read the post before Mine?

Who reads the posts ........

[princessbelle]

Who reads the posts ........

We were suppose to read posts?

[Corkey]

What posts?

[Diva]

Is someone turnin' tricks in here?

[Billy]

What posts?

What time is dinner .......

[princessbelle]

What are we having?

[SuperFemme]

dinner is in ten minutes. have you washed your hands?
do you like stuffed pork chops, potatoes au rottten and fresh green beans?
if not can you pretend to like it?

[Billy]

What are we having?

Wonder how hot it will be tomorrow ........

[Billy]

dinner is in ten minutes. have you washed your hands?
do you like stuffed pork chops, potatoes au rottten and fresh green beans?
if not can you pretend to like it?

Why should I wash My hands , I don't eat with My fingers ...

[princessbelle]

Why should I wash My hands , I don't eat with My fingers ...

You don't?

[Billy]

You don't?

Do you .........

[princessbelle]

If i tell the truth, will it be held against me?

[Billy]

If i tell the truth, will it be held against me?

Whats the truth ....?

[princessbelle]

The truth about what?

[BoDy*ShOt]

The truth about what?

what do you mean exactly?

[Diva]

Is this thing on?

[Billy]

what do you mean exactly?

What exactly do you mean ?

[Billy]

Is this thing on?



Did you turn it on ?

[princessbelle]

Isn't that a little personal?

[Billy]

Isn't that a little personal?

What do you mean ?

[Diva]

Isn't it my job to turn it on?

[Billy]

Isn't it my job to turn it on?




Turn what on ?

[princessbelle]

Just what are you two turning on?

[SuperFemme]

perhaps it's night time?

[princessbelle]

Is something wrong with me cause i really like this thread?

[Billy]

Is something wrong with me cause i really like this thread?

Who is in charge here ?

[Leigh]

Will you take Me to your leader?

[Billy]

Will you take Me to your leader?

Isn't that you job ?

[Leigh]

I thought it was your job?

[Billy]

I thought it was your job?

What time is it ?

[Leigh]

Check your watch maybe?

[princessbelle]

What are we watching?

[Billy]

What are we watching?

Don't you know ?

[Leigh]

I think the tv?

[princessbelle]

Oh good, what's on?

[Billy]

Oh good, what's on?

Whats on what ?

[princessbelle]

Is that like, whos on third?

[Leigh]

What on the tv?

[Soft*Silver]

do you mean whats ON the tv or what show is on the tv?

[princessbelle]

What the heck fire dang are you talking about?

[Leigh]

Anyone else find this conversation confusing?

:blink:

[princessbelle]

What conversation?

[Blaze]

Who's having a convulsion?

[Leigh]

This thread causes convulsions?

[princessbelle]

Do you see flashing lights?

[SuperFemme]

whats wrong with convulsions?

[Soft*Silver]

Did you mean consulations?

[princessbelle]

we get a prize???????

[SuperFemme]

was i supposed to mean something?

[Leigh]

where are we going with this thread?

:D

[SuperFemme]

off the rails on the crazy train?

[Leigh]

Do we qualify to ride said train Adele?

[SuperFemme]

do i????? :hangloose:

[moxie]

Where's the chocolate cake?

[Leigh]

I dont know, where?

[violaine]

where is the other shoe?

[Gemme]

Is the cake shaped into a shoe?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the cake shaped into a shoe?

Shouldn't you just eat the cake?

[suebee]

Is the cake shaped into a shoe?

Kinda turns you on, doesn't it Gemmie? :sunglass:

[moxie]

Shouldn't you just eat the cake?

Don't you know how many calories it has?

[Gemme]

Shouldn't you just eat the cake?

Kinda turns you on, doesn't it Gemmie? :sunglass:

Isn't pure right about the calories and so what if shoe cakes turn me on a little bit?

[suebee]

Isn't pure right about the calories and so what if shoe cakes turn me on a little bit?

Anything else you'd like to share with the group My Lovely? :blueheels:

[Gemme]

Anything else you'd like to share with the group My Lovely? :blueheels:

My knees have tiny cute flesh colored hairs on them that are only visible when backlit?

[suebee]

My knees have tiny cute flesh colored hairs on them that are only visible when backlit?



Are you trying to turn me on?

[moxie]

Are you trying to turn me on?

Now why would I want to do that when I am trying to get a date with a Justin Bieber look-a-like?

[suebee]

Now why would I want to do that when I am trying to get a date with a Justin Bieber look-a-like?

Now how could I answer that when I have no idea who he is?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you trying to turn me on?

Do I have to really answer that question?

[Gemme]

Are you trying to turn me on?

Is that a bad thing?

[moxie]

Now how could I answer that when I have no idea who he is?


Since when did you live in a cave? ;)

[Nina]

Since when did you live in a cave? ;)

Does it have cave-paintings ?

[Gemme]

Does it have cave-paintings ?

Is Justin Bieber trapped in a cave where natives are painting on him?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they painting or sitting on him?

[Gemme]

Wouldn't it be funny to watch them do both?

[Soft*Silver]

wouldnt it depend on consent?

[Gemme]

Consent of the natives?

[Soft*Silver]

who you calling natives???

[Gemme]

Aren't people indiginous to the area found in called natives?

[Soft*Silver]

so,..........you werent calling Justin B a native?

[Gemme]

so,..........you werent calling Justin B a native?

A native what? :blink:

[Soft*Silver]

ooooooooooooo...did you mean Nieve?

[betenoire]

A native what? :blink:

Is the word you're looking for actually naive?

[Soft*Silver]

ooooooooooooo..is that how you spell it?

[betenoire]

ooooooooooooo..is that how you spell it?

You've never heard the "it's Evian spelled backwards" trick?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you all talking about water in code?

[betenoire]

Where have you been?

What have you heard?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where have you been?

Weren't we talking about water?

[Mister Bent]

What have you heard?

Are you referring to the thing about your mom?

[betenoire]

Are you referring to the thing about your mom?

What thing about my mom? *cry*

[Mister Bent]

What have you heard?

[Damara]

Are you all talking about water in code?

Have you ever inhaled H2O?

Edit....ok.....i was much too slow
:blink:

[betenoire]

Have you ever inhaled H2O?

Have you ever missed a whole page worth of posts?

;)

[Damara]

Have you ever missed a whole page worth of posts?

;)

ROTFL

Is that a trick question?

[betenoire]

ROTFL

Is that a trick question?

Now, would I do something like that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it a trick or a treat?

[betenoire]

Is it a trick or a treat?

You DO know what month it is, right?

[Mister Bent]

Ever think you're the only one who feels that way?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you realize that it's your fault that the song All by Myself is now stuck in my brain?

[Damara]

Ever think you're the only one who feels that way?

Um....which way are we suppose to go?

Edit....Rats! Slow on the draw AGAIN!

[Gentle Tiger]

Who said we were going anywhere?

[Damara]

Who said we were going anywhere?

Didn't Betenior say she knew what month it was and shouldn't we go there?

[Gentle Tiger]

Based on what calendar?

[Damara]

Based on what calendar?

Is there a calendar for 2012?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would that determine if we're going anywhere?

[Damara]

Would that determine if we're going anywhere?

have you ever tried using a magic 8 ball?

[cane]

Is it possible to leave every decision in life up to chance?

[RockOn]

Why gamble with your future?

[Nina]

Can we ever know what the future will hold?

[RockOn]

Should we prepare for the future even though we cannot foresee what it holds or just wait and let it happen?

[Nina]

How can we prepare for the unknown?

[cane]

Is being prepared and being ready the same thing?

[SuperFemme]

is being late really ever fashionable?
or is it just RUDE?

[Nina]

are people, for whom Rudeness is a personality trait, ever capable of any other behaviors?

[SuperFemme]

don't you ever just want to smack a rude person between the eyes?

[Nina]

If I did so, and I'd like to do so, wouldn't that make me rude and in line for a smacking?

[SuperFemme]

why do people insist on being logical?
is this how they manage to get places on time?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who has the most sex toys on BFP?

[Nina]

is a 'sex toy' being defined as an inanimate object only, or is it all inclusive?

[SuperFemme]

didn't she specify "fingers don't count"?
are we giving a prize to the weiner?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who's in charge of the memos around here?

[SuperFemme]

the interpreters?

[betenoire]

didn't she specify "fingers don't count"?
are we giving a prize to the weiner?

I can haz a ballpark frank?

[betenoire]

the interpreters?

OMG why do you have to make everything about anglophones????????

;)

[Nina]

why do I have to go out and get some tomatoes when I'd planned the whole day at home?

[Rook]

why not.....?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Take out????

[SuperFemme]

why do i giggle at the word anglophones?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Cause you are a dork?

[SuperFemme]

i thought you were gonna keep my dorkiness on the DL?

[amiyesiam]

do dorks of a feather flock together?

[chefhmboyrd]

do dorks of a feather flock together?

do dorks have feathers?

[betenoire]

do dorks have feathers?

Did DoDo birds have feathers?

[SuperFemme]

IS there a bird that has no feathers?
Like a avian version of the naked mole rat?

[cane]

Is feathers important?

[betenoire]

IS there a bird that has no feathers?
Like a avian version of the naked mole rat?

Do Penguins have feathers? Do they even count since they can't fly?

[SuperFemme]

do YOU have the happy feet?
because your environmental footprint says so, doesn't it?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Um isn't she going to work?

[SuperFemme]

are you cheerleading potty?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Want me to make you cry again?

[AtLast]

Want me to make you cry again?

Well, what can you add to the mix?

:seeingstars:

[The_Lady_Snow]

What kind of perverted fuck starts a sex toy poll?

[violaine]

do you like fresh coconut?

[SuperFemme]

do you really want to hurt me?
do you really want to make me cry?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you serious?

[SuperFemme]

what do you think? :blink:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is critical thinking a lost art?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who said you could think?:seeingstars:

[Gentle Tiger]

Did I confuse the issue with facts yet again?:readfineprint:

[The_Lady_Snow]

Facts??? Who needs those?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is someone having an allergic reaction to thinking about the facts?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you need my Benadryl?

[SuperFemme]

do you really have any left?

[NJFemmie]

What would happen if one was to be allergic to benadryl? Then what would they take?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will Benadryl help the thought process?

[SuperFemme]

benadryl will help one sleep and not think, isn't that better?
than thinking?

if one is allergic to benadryl perhaps they are not allergic to peanuts or shellfish?

[Gentle Tiger]

And did June have Benadryl?

[Gentle Tiger]

benadryl will help one sleep and not think, isn't that better?
than thinking?

if one is allergic to benadryl perhaps they are not allergic to peanuts or shellfish?

Doesn't thinking keep you from sleeping?

[NJFemmie]

Wouldn't a dream be thinking while asleep?

[SuperFemme]

doesn't benadryl keep you from thinking and force you to sleep?
if a dream is thinking while you are asleep what is a daydream?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who needs sleep?