View Full Version : Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people
LeftWriteFemme
10-04-2011, 02:04 PM
Is this all a do-over?
willow
10-04-2011, 02:31 PM
do you have me over a barrel?
LeftWriteFemme
10-04-2011, 02:33 PM
Do you like that position?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 04:36 PM
Are you asking my position on positions?
Gentle Tiger
10-04-2011, 04:40 PM
What position were you in when you took your position on positions?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 04:42 PM
Am I in a position to answer that?
LeftWriteFemme
10-04-2011, 04:43 PM
Are you??????????????
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 04:48 PM
What does it tell you if I can reach a keyboard in this position?
Starbuck
10-04-2011, 05:55 PM
Can you play Twister with a keyboard in that position?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 06:23 PM
Isn't that what I'm doing or did you all think I was twisted up for some other reason?
UofMfan
10-04-2011, 06:24 PM
Aren't we all here twisted?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 06:30 PM
Have I come to the right party?
Starbuck
10-04-2011, 06:40 PM
You did bring your keyboard, right?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 06:43 PM
Are we talking now about the ways I play my upright (piano that is)?
;-0
Starbuck
10-04-2011, 08:08 PM
If wevbring it upright, will it be like jinga?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 08:22 PM
Doesn't that depend on how you spinet? (my fellow piano players are groaning!)
Starbuck
10-04-2011, 08:23 PM
Do you wear depends when you spin?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 08:25 PM
Wouldn't you like to find that out if I was above you in a game of Twister?
LeftWriteFemme
10-04-2011, 08:31 PM
Is your right foot on red?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 08:34 PM
Am I seeing red with each new painful twist?
Gentle Tiger
10-04-2011, 08:35 PM
Did you take your contacts out?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 08:36 PM
Did anything else pop out while I put my hand on red?
LeftWriteFemme
10-04-2011, 08:37 PM
Are we in secret contact?
SoNotHer
10-04-2011, 08:38 PM
Is it a little less secret now?
Gentle Tiger
10-04-2011, 08:41 PM
What's the password?
Starbuck
10-04-2011, 08:42 PM
Can someone cry "Uncle!"?
Hollylane
10-05-2011, 06:55 AM
Did someone pinch you?
willow
10-05-2011, 07:27 AM
can you pinch and inch?
Hollylane
10-05-2011, 07:31 AM
Are you inching towards a goal?
willow
10-05-2011, 07:47 AM
How do you plan on achieving the desired result?
Hollylane
10-05-2011, 08:03 AM
Have you seen my list?
willow
10-05-2011, 08:06 AM
do you list in order of priority?
Hollylane
10-05-2011, 08:22 AM
Would frosting be at the top of the list?
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 08:55 AM
Is there a difference between frosting and icing?
UofMfan
10-05-2011, 11:18 AM
Do you want to have your cake and eat it too?
Hollylane
10-05-2011, 11:33 AM
Isn't frosting a food group?
Gentle Tiger
10-05-2011, 11:49 AM
Are you a separatist when it comes to frosting?
Hollylane
10-05-2011, 11:56 AM
Does that mean separating the frosting from the cake?
willow
10-05-2011, 02:05 PM
Did you leave your cake out in the rain?
Starbuck
10-05-2011, 05:19 PM
If you leave your cake out in the rain, will you be dancing in your cake?
LeftWriteFemme
10-05-2011, 05:39 PM
Who will lick the cake from between your toes?
BugsAndKisses
10-05-2011, 05:46 PM
What is that growth on your toe?
Hollylane
10-05-2011, 07:08 PM
Is there a fungus among us?
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 07:22 PM
Are you all playing footsies again?
Kätzchen
10-05-2011, 07:31 PM
Did you misplace your socks again???
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 07:42 PM
Does anyone know where the matches to my singular socks are (and is there some greater metaphor in this)?
Starbuck
10-05-2011, 08:07 PM
Are all your missing socks in left sock land?
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 08:20 PM
Would it help if I was left brained?
Starbuck
10-05-2011, 08:32 PM
Do left brained people have gps systems for socks?
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 09:09 PM
Can such a thing be done?
Starbuck
10-05-2011, 09:16 PM
Can we ask Tom-Tom?
LeftWriteFemme
10-05-2011, 09:16 PM
will you tickle my bare feet?
Starbuck
10-05-2011, 09:17 PM
Is that the only place you are ticklish?
LeftWriteFemme
10-05-2011, 09:21 PM
Did I say I am ticklish?
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 09:22 PM
Was it identified in your resume?
LeftWriteFemme
10-05-2011, 09:26 PM
Did you read that trash?
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 09:30 PM
Is there some other way you can show your qualifications?
LeftWriteFemme
10-05-2011, 09:32 PM
Should I take it out in trade?
SoNotHer
10-05-2011, 09:33 PM
Would you consider yourself "rough trade"?
willow
10-06-2011, 02:20 AM
Do you take the rough with the smooth?
LeftWriteFemme
10-06-2011, 04:25 AM
Have you ever been licked by a cat?
Shadowboi2010
10-06-2011, 04:32 AM
Are you allergic to cats?
LeftWriteFemme
10-06-2011, 04:37 AM
why do you ask?
willow
10-06-2011, 06:40 AM
Am I too inquisitive?
Hollylane
10-06-2011, 06:50 AM
Isn't that allowed, even expected, in the answer a question with a question thread?
willow
10-06-2011, 07:49 AM
Is life too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets?
SoNotHer
10-06-2011, 08:13 AM
Is life to short to sleep?
LeftWriteFemme
10-06-2011, 08:18 AM
How could you be?
willow
10-06-2011, 08:26 AM
Is this the be all and end all?
LeftWriteFemme
10-06-2011, 08:51 AM
Is the end near?
Starbuck
10-06-2011, 12:58 PM
Do you see a little white light at the end of a tunnel?
LeftWriteFemme
10-06-2011, 02:57 PM
Which tunnel is it?
MrSunshine
10-06-2011, 03:19 PM
Isn't it the light one?
Shadowboi2010
10-06-2011, 06:11 PM
Are you sure a train isn't coming?
LeftWriteFemme
10-06-2011, 08:47 PM
Or is it Jersey that you see?
SoNotHer
10-06-2011, 09:35 PM
Are we Searching for Snooki?
Starbuck
10-07-2011, 12:43 AM
Okay, you got me, who is Snooki?
SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 01:14 AM
Wouldn't you have to go to the Jersey Shores to find that out (or ask my students)?
Starbuck
10-07-2011, 02:01 AM
Will you take me to the Jersey shore?
SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 02:13 AM
Wouldn't you like to check out NYC?
Starbuck
10-07-2011, 02:16 AM
Why not take me to both?
willow
10-07-2011, 07:37 AM
Do you want it all?
SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 07:48 AM
Is there any other choice?
Is there any other choice?
Isn't life about choices?
willow
10-07-2011, 02:20 PM
Is there an opt out clause?
LeftWriteFemme
10-07-2011, 04:22 PM
Are you leaving me?
SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 04:28 PM
Are you now just the Left Femme?
LeftWriteFemme
10-07-2011, 04:34 PM
why don't you stay just a little bit longer?
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SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 04:54 PM
Does that imply playing a little bit longer?
LeftWriteFemme
10-07-2011, 04:58 PM
What did you have in mind?
SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 05:01 PM
How much time do you have?
LeftWriteFemme
10-07-2011, 05:06 PM
How much time do you want?
SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 05:12 PM
Can we pull out a calendar?
BugsAndKisses
10-07-2011, 05:15 PM
Can we use the Mayan calender?
LeftWriteFemme
10-07-2011, 05:25 PM
Doesn't that end soon?
SoNotHer
10-07-2011, 11:44 PM
How soon is now?
Gentle Tiger
10-08-2011, 01:13 AM
Has it ended?
alphadaddy
10-08-2011, 01:52 AM
IS THE END SOON?
SoNotHer
10-08-2011, 02:35 AM
And what exactly does it mean when a lover tells you "You'll get yours in the end"?
Gentle Tiger
10-08-2011, 03:03 AM
Why did the book, How Then Shall We Then Live? pop into my brain?
willow
10-08-2011, 03:17 AM
What's your thoughts on pop up tents?
alphadaddy
10-08-2011, 03:27 AM
why are you looking at my pop up tent?
willow
10-08-2011, 03:30 AM
Did it catch my eye?
alphadaddy
10-08-2011, 03:32 AM
did you eye my catch?
willow
10-08-2011, 03:34 AM
Is this the one that got away?
alphadaddy
10-08-2011, 03:37 AM
should we go away together with my pop up tent?
Gentle Tiger
10-08-2011, 03:40 AM
Where are the pop tarts?
alphadaddy
10-08-2011, 03:42 AM
is the toaster on?
SoNotHer
10-08-2011, 07:54 AM
Are the lights off?
LeftWriteFemme
10-08-2011, 08:03 AM
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
SoNotHer
10-08-2011, 08:08 AM
Orange you glad?
Hollylane
10-08-2011, 08:19 AM
Can we have Tang instead?
SoNotHer
10-08-2011, 08:21 AM
Are we going to the moon?
Hollylane
10-08-2011, 08:26 AM
Are you channeling Frank Sinatra?
LeftWriteFemme
10-08-2011, 08:56 AM
Do you think I have old blue eyes?
Hollylane
10-08-2011, 08:59 AM
Where are you keeping him?
willow
10-08-2011, 12:38 PM
Are you my sister's keeper?
LeftWriteFemme
10-08-2011, 03:54 PM
What's your sister like?
SoNotHer
10-08-2011, 04:12 PM
What doesn't she like?
LeftWriteFemme
10-08-2011, 04:23 PM
Do you keep a list?
Is that list all inclusive?
LeftWriteFemme
10-08-2011, 04:29 PM
Am I on your list?
willow
10-09-2011, 11:39 AM
Are you listing to one side?
alphadaddy
10-09-2011, 12:14 PM
do i look unbalanced :seeingstars:
SoNotHer
10-09-2011, 12:49 PM
Do I have to be standing on my head to tell?
willow
10-09-2011, 01:13 PM
Is that the opposite of thinking on your feet?
SoNotHer
10-09-2011, 01:17 PM
Is this the point at which we start talking about feet?
willow
10-09-2011, 01:36 PM
Are we treading on dangerous ground?
Starbuck
10-09-2011, 04:35 PM
Who decides if it is dangerous?
SoulShineFemme
10-09-2011, 04:37 PM
Doesn't impending danger make life spicy? ;)
SoNotHer
10-09-2011, 11:04 PM
Where are the Spice Girls now?
little_ms_sunshyne
10-09-2011, 11:11 PM
Do you know the lyrics to "Spice Up Your Life" ?
SoNotHer
10-09-2011, 11:13 PM
Are you trying to say something about my bland life?
Tcountry
10-09-2011, 11:21 PM
Do u need some spice?
SoNotHer
10-09-2011, 11:41 PM
Do you need some su-gah?
little_ms_sunshyne
10-09-2011, 11:54 PM
Would u settle for brown sugar?
SoNotHer
10-10-2011, 12:02 AM
Why would that be settling? :-)
Tcountry
10-10-2011, 03:25 AM
May I have some tomorrow?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 04:34 AM
Don't you know that's my favorite?
weatherboi
10-10-2011, 04:49 AM
Have you seen my list?
Tawse
10-10-2011, 05:16 AM
was it the one on the fridge?
willow
10-10-2011, 10:12 AM
Do you like spelling out surprise messages with fridge magnets in other peoples kitchens?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 11:37 AM
What would you spell out?
Is it my turn to clean the fridge? :p
Novelafemme
10-10-2011, 12:36 PM
did you forget to clean behind your ears?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 01:28 PM
Are you willing?
Novelafemme
10-10-2011, 01:30 PM
are you serious??
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 01:31 PM
Is that okay?
Novelafemme
10-10-2011, 01:32 PM
is anything truly ok?
Words
10-10-2011, 01:35 PM
Who gets to say what's true and what isn't true?
Novelafemme
10-10-2011, 01:36 PM
are you telling the truth?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 01:56 PM
What did I say?
Novelafemme
10-10-2011, 02:00 PM
do you need me to spell it out for you?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 02:40 PM
Do you spell well?
Yes I can......W E L L.... :p Can you say it in french?
Starbuck
10-10-2011, 02:57 PM
How many people can say it in another language?
Novelafemme
10-10-2011, 02:58 PM
Can you understand the secret language of bees?
En francais...."BIEN"...How bout in spanish?
SoulShineFemme
10-10-2011, 04:55 PM
Bien means "good" in Spanish, que no?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 05:13 PM
Are you a translator?
little_ms_sunshyne
10-10-2011, 06:03 PM
Can you read lips?
Starbuck
10-10-2011, 06:12 PM
What do you want to do with your lips??
little_ms_sunshyne
10-10-2011, 06:38 PM
What if we didnt have lips?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 06:39 PM
How could we suck?
Starbuck
10-10-2011, 07:00 PM
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
LeftWriteFemme
10-10-2011, 07:02 PM
What's with those teeth?
little_ms_sunshyne
10-10-2011, 07:59 PM
Whats with the wood?
Um what kind of wood we talkin' bout?
Starbuck
10-10-2011, 08:06 PM
When do the wood chucks have a say in it all?
Gentle Tiger
10-10-2011, 11:46 PM
Isn't it after they finish chucking the wood?
SoNotHer
10-11-2011, 12:17 AM
Where is all this going?
Tawse
10-11-2011, 04:44 AM
Don't you want to go?
Gentle Tiger
10-11-2011, 05:37 AM
Are you looking for a restroom?
SoNotHer
10-11-2011, 07:34 AM
Should we be?
willow
10-11-2011, 07:57 AM
To be or not to be, is that what you're asking me here?
To be or not to be, is that what you're asking me here?
Where do you want to be ?
LeftWriteFemme
10-11-2011, 05:03 PM
Are we all going?
UofMfan
10-11-2011, 05:33 PM
Are some of us coming?
SoNotHer
10-11-2011, 06:13 PM
Is there any response to that?
Is there any response to that?
How am I supposed to respond, if I don't know what the total is?
Bootsandheels
10-11-2011, 06:38 PM
How am I supposed to respond, if I don't know what the total is?
Isn't the total based strictly on the sum of the responses?
LeftWriteFemme
10-11-2011, 07:12 PM
Do you have some?
UofMfan
10-11-2011, 07:13 PM
Do you want some?
Bootsandheels
10-11-2011, 07:19 PM
Some of what?
Whatever they have could I have some?
LeftWriteFemme
10-11-2011, 07:29 PM
Are you offering any?
SoNotHer
10-11-2011, 07:42 PM
What are we talking about?
Starbuck
10-11-2011, 08:21 PM
What are we talking about?
Who says we have to use words?
SoNotHer
10-11-2011, 08:54 PM
No words - did I miss a memo?
Hollylane
10-11-2011, 09:41 PM
Do you have a post-it?
Starbuck
10-11-2011, 10:54 PM
Can't I write it on your heart?
LaneyDoll
10-11-2011, 10:59 PM
Can't I write it on your heart?
Are you using pen or pencil?
:sparklyheart:
Hollylane
10-11-2011, 11:01 PM
Will there be a tattoo gun involved?
Starbuck
10-11-2011, 11:18 PM
Does love always have to hurt?
willow
10-12-2011, 07:54 AM
Could Cupid just send a text instead of an arrow?
SoNotHer
10-12-2011, 08:20 AM
Is this what it means to "get the shaft"?
Hollylane
10-12-2011, 08:48 AM
Doesn't that depend on whether Cupid's aim is off?
LeftWriteFemme
10-12-2011, 06:51 PM
Wasn't he pushed?
SoNotHer
10-12-2011, 06:53 PM
Are we talking about Humpty on "Hump Day"?
Starbuck
10-12-2011, 07:26 PM
Does Humpty do the Humpty dance?
Hollylane
10-12-2011, 07:27 PM
Who is going to put him all back together again after that?
alphadaddy
10-12-2011, 07:35 PM
are we the humpty keepers?
Hollylane
10-12-2011, 07:36 PM
Is there any super glue?
Starbuck
10-12-2011, 07:39 PM
Who thinks it's impossible to fit those tiny pieces of glass together without glue?
Hollylane
10-12-2011, 07:40 PM
Wouldn't you get your fingers cut?
Starbuck
10-12-2011, 07:53 PM
Shouldn't we wear gloves to protect against that?
SoNotHer
10-12-2011, 07:54 PM
What does it say if you bring gloves and a Hazmat suit to a first date?
Hollylane
10-12-2011, 08:00 PM
Was that a blind date?
Starbuck
10-12-2011, 09:08 PM
Would you set your good friend up with someone who wears a hazmat suit onna date?
LeftWriteFemme
10-12-2011, 09:14 PM
Wouldn't that insure safe sex?
Starbuck
10-12-2011, 09:55 PM
But who wants a body sized condom in the way during dinner?
SoNotHer
10-12-2011, 10:39 PM
Who wants to leave an evening of Klingon-like sex in a body cast?
Starbuck
10-12-2011, 11:01 PM
Who wants to leave an evening of Klingon-like sex in a body cast?
Now where did that cast saw get off to?
SoNotHer
10-13-2011, 12:54 AM
Did I just admit to being a Trekkie?
Shadowboi2010
10-13-2011, 04:56 AM
Ever been to one of their conventions?
willow
10-13-2011, 08:00 AM
Are you a conventional person?
SoNotHer
10-13-2011, 08:03 AM
What would you think if I had?
LeftWriteFemme
10-13-2011, 08:43 AM
Do you have pointy ears?
Hollylane
10-13-2011, 01:35 PM
How did you find out I was one of the original Keebler Elves??
SoNotHer
10-13-2011, 01:41 PM
Is it because you always call me "crackers"?
Is it because you always call me "crackers"?
Who calls you that?
SoulShineFemme
10-13-2011, 07:34 PM
Does anyone else hear the phone ringing?
Does anyone else hear the phone ringing?
You mean that high pitch annoying sound that goes on and on?
SoulShineFemme
10-13-2011, 07:38 PM
That's not the alarm clock?
That's not the alarm clock?
It sound like the beat of my heart?
SoulShineFemme
10-13-2011, 07:41 PM
Can I put my head on your chest so I can listen and compare?
Can I put my head on your chest so I can listen and compare?
Would I ever decline that sweet move? (f) :)
SoulShineFemme
10-13-2011, 07:47 PM
Did I mention it might take me 65+ years to compare? ;) :heartbeat:
Did I mention it might take me 65+ years to compare? ;) :heartbeat:
You sure you wanna spend THAT much time with me? :p
SoulShineFemme
10-13-2011, 07:52 PM
Can you feel my 1,000,000 watt grin and hear my resounding YESSSSS from all the way over here?
Can you feel my 1,000,000 watt grin and hear my resounding YESSSSS from all the way over here?
You mean from a gazillion miles away :( ?
SoulShineFemme
10-13-2011, 07:56 PM
:( Could the miles feel any longer?
:( Could the miles feel any longer?
Do you think we can switch miles to kilometres? :p
trying to get us off the :( and more LOL ;)
SoulShineFemme
10-13-2011, 08:00 PM
Do you think you will carve a pumpkin this Halloween?
LeftWriteFemme
10-13-2011, 08:40 PM
Do you own a sharp enough knife?
Starbuck
10-13-2011, 09:02 PM
How big is this pumpkin going to be?
LeftWriteFemme
10-13-2011, 09:36 PM
is there a limit?
Starbuck
10-13-2011, 09:46 PM
Who's going to carry this monster pumpkin?
Hollylane
10-13-2011, 10:46 PM
Can we watch Charlie Brown?
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willow
10-14-2011, 01:55 PM
Shall I make peanut butter popcorn to snack on while we watch?
LeftWriteFemme
10-14-2011, 01:59 PM
You don't mind, do you?
SoNotHer
10-14-2011, 02:29 PM
Do you believe in mind over matter?
LeftWriteFemme
10-14-2011, 02:41 PM
If you don't mind does it still matter?
SoNotHer
10-14-2011, 02:57 PM
Is it important how the cake bakes if you've got the batter?
(I have no idea where that came from...)
LeftWriteFemme
10-14-2011, 03:02 PM
Is the batter up?
Starbuck
10-14-2011, 03:26 PM
Will the batter still rise if the oven isn't turned on?
LeftWriteFemme
10-14-2011, 07:32 PM
Do you need someone to light your fire?
Hollylane
10-14-2011, 07:41 PM
Want to borrow my flare gun?
LeftWriteFemme
10-14-2011, 08:01 PM
Is that what turns you on?
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