Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[Hollylane]

Did you want me to flip that over?

[SoNotHer]

Am I done on one side?

[SoulShineFemme]

Does anyone know where the candy thermometer went?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Did you know I'm sweet like that?

[Hollylane]

Would you like some candy?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is sex really better than candy?

[Hollylane]

Can't I have both?

[SoulShineFemme]

Isn't there a song called "Sex and Candy"?

[Hollylane]

Do you play on the playground?

[ONLY]

Isn't there a song called "Sex and Candy"?

Hhmm do you think we would like to see a video for "sex and candy"?

[SoulShineFemme]

Hhmm do you think we would like to see a video for "sex and candy"?

Will we be eating candy while we watch it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like to eat Candy? Is she tasty?

[ONLY]

Do you like to eat Candy? Is she tasty?

:|

How can I answer that WITHOUT getting into trouble? :p

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is a memory the same as infidelity?

[SoNotHer]

If there's "high fidelity," is there also "low fidelity"?

[Hollylane]

Have you heard of the cat and the fiddle?

[SoNotHer]

Do you like Fiddle Faddle?

[Hollylane]

Isn't it kind of sticky?

[SoNotHer]

Would you have it any other way?

[Hollylane]

Did you bring the wipes?

[SoNotHer]

Do you make a mess?

[Hollylane]

Are we back to the hot mess conversation?

[SoNotHer]

And we say "hot mess" I assume we're not talking about the dropped casserole on the kitchen floor?

[Hollylane]

Was it a hot dish?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't you know if you were looking in the mirror?

[Hollylane]

Why's my hair so tangled?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't that your freshly fucked look?

[Hollylane]

If I was just fucked, would I still feel fresh?

[SoNotHer]

Was it being fresh that got you to this place (and look)?

[Hollylane]

Do you see what kind of language lack of sleep promotes??

[SoNotHer]

Is there anything else a lack of sleep promotes (or is the result of)?

[Hollylane]

Reckless writing?

[SoNotHer]

Have you wondered why "reckless" doesn't usually translate into 'fewer wrecks'?

[Hollylane]

Do we need to look for the keys again?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do we need to look for the keys again?

Are they the keys to the kingdom?

[Hollylane]

Don't you really only have to lower the drawbridge?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you open up if I use the key just right?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I give you the garage door opener?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will it open more than the garage door?

[Hollylane]

Can you keep that a secret?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Will you tell me if I promise to be a very good girl?

[Hollylane]

Good? What would be the fun in that?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you like to find out?

[Hollylane]

Will their be a introduction training manual provided?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you a little advanced for that?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I look experienced?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you smart enough to know I am calling you smart?

[Hollylane]

Isn't life like a box of chocolates?

[willow]

Do you like the unexpected?

[Gaige]

Can I have a piece or your chocolate?

[Hollylane]

Is chocolate really meant to be shared?

[Gaige]

Is chocolate really meant to be shared?

Don't you want to share with me?

[Hollylane]

Have I been told that I don't share well?

[Gaige]

can i count you since you put that thought in my head?

would it hurt your feelings if you were?

[Hollylane]

Does the truth hurt or set you free?

[Gaige]

which truth would you prefer?

[Hollylane]

Are you a non-fiction questioner?

[Gaige]

is that question for me?

[Hollylane]

Can anyone answer the question?

[Gaige]

is it too early to start drinking?

[Hollylane]

If I were in SanFran, would I already be having Irish Coffee at the Buena Vista Cafe with Paul & Larry(barkeeps)?

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2004/03/18/wi_spirits01.jpg

[Gaige]

would a cherry be on top?

[Hollylane]

Have you had your cherry limeaid today?

[Gaige]

can i have Yoo Hoo instead?

[Hollylane]

Is that enough chocolate to last the day?

[Gaige]

so we are back to chocolate?

[Arwen]

Did you know that dark chocolate may be good for diabetics in limited amounts?

[Hollylane]

Can I ask you not to repeat that ever again? Don't you know that once the chocolate eating starts, it doesn't end until I pass out?

[Starbuck]

Can I get a ride to Hershey, Pennsylvania? Home of the Hershey chocolate bar....

[Hollylane]

Can I go to the Ghirardelli factory in San Fran instead?

[Starbuck]

Can I go to the Ghirardelli factory in San Fran instead?


What makes one bit of sweet chocolate better than another?

[Hollylane]

You are joking right? Can you please go get some Ghirardelli, eat it, and report back?

[Starbuck]

You are joking right? Can you please go get some Ghirardelli, eat it, and report back?


Are you buying?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't I be willing to in order to help you through this crisis?

[Starbuck]

Wouldn't I be willing to in order to help you through this crisis?


Is it best that crisis management be brought into the equation at this time?

[Hollylane]

How about a chocolate intervention?

[Starbuck]

How about a chocolate intervention?


Bless you, can I have some Hershey's chocolate, please? :p

[Hollylane]

Can we talk about cake now?

[Passionaria]

Will you cake walk for me if I do?

[Hollylane]

Can we play musical chairs?

[ONLY]

Can we play musical chairs?

Can we have prizes for the winner? :praying:

[Hollylane]

Why not make it a cake reward?

[ONLY]

Why not make it a cake reward?

What kind of cake we talkin' bout here? :thinking:

[Hollylane]

Would chocolate be the option I'm most likely to choose?

[ONLY]

Would chocolate be the option I'm most likely to choose?

Chocolate over Vanilla? REALLY? :|

[Hollylane]

Is this a problem?

[SoulShineFemme]

Is this a problem?

Is vanilla really good for anything other than a "base" flavor?

[Hollylane]

Do I sometimes think that Lemon cake is divine?

[ONLY]

Do I sometimes think that Lemon cake is divine?

Um WHAT? DID YOU SAY BOUT VANILLA? :angry:

[Hollylane]

Am I thinking you quoted the wrong person and added a thunderstorm?

[SoulShineFemme]

Am I thinking you quoted the wrong person and added a thunderstorm?

Has the vanilla talk gone straight to our heads?

[ONLY]

Am I thinking you quoted the wrong person and added a thunderstorm?

You are correct and I apologize :) and that is me angry :angry: but you don't think I would be really angry about that do you?

[Hollylane]

Do I think that it is just a question game, and I did not believe that it was a real expression of anger?

[ONLY]

Do I think that it is just a question game, and I did not believe that it was a real expression of anger?

I do believe I enjoy this game BUT I think it might just be my time for bed......shall I pass off the question to the next person? :seeingstars:

Fun game and Nite Hollylane ;)

[Hollylane]

Was that passing?

[barnes]

should i pass some chocolate cheesecake u way ??? huh ??? u want some ?

[willow]

Can you take it as well as dish it out ?

[Starbuck]

Can you take it as well as dish it out ?




May I have a dish of chocolate ice cream and cheesecake?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Is this what we call death by chocolate?

[Starbuck]

Is this what we call death by chocolate?


What time do you think the coroner will be here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Someone ate a chocolate coroner? What?

[Hollylane]

Does anyone have any Anti-Dementor Candy to spare?

[Starbuck]

Does the chocolate coroner have a spare? I thought he was eaten?

[Hollylane]

Should I write a new book titled; Death of a Chocolate Salesman?

[Starbuck]

Should I write a new book titled; Death of a Chocolate Salesman?


Do I hear Death swinging his scythe?

[Hollylane]

When did Death join the three Chocolatiers?

[Starbuck]

When did Death join the three Chocolatiers?


Who's willing to tell Death that three's a crowd, but four is just too damn many?

[Hollylane]

Do you think he'd enjoy hanging out with Mr.Furley?

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mr-furley.jpg

[LeftWriteFemme]

Have they been after you, too?

[Hollylane]

Am I more concerned about waking up and finding this at the foot of my bed?:

http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/myfavoritemartian.gif

[Starbuck]

Am I more concerned about waking up and finding this at the foot of my bed?:

http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/myfavoritemartian.gif


Or are you worried about him eating all your chocolate cake?

[Hollylane]

Is that what he is pointing at?

[Starbuck]

Is that what he is pointing at?


Could it be he's thinking, "Brains!"?

[Hollylane]

Don't I need to keep the last few cells I have left?

[Starbuck]

Don't I need to keep the last few cells I have left?


Are you fast or do I need to tell you to start running NOW?

[Hollylane]

Are these track shoes really going to get the job done?

[Starbuck]

Are these track shoes really going to get the job done?


What was that? Did you see that? Was that him?

[Hollylane]

Are you freaking me out just before bedtime on purpose?

[Starbuck]

Are you freaking me out just before bedtime on purpose?


Have you seen that movie Scream?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was an ice cream coroner involved?

[SoNotHer]

Did you just write "ice cream coroner"? For the love of Pete, what is an "ice cream coroner"?

[Daktari]

Does the coroner usually autopsy iced cream?

[Gentle Tiger]

What will be dissected today?

[Hollylane]

Are you asking us to analyze you?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you pay the fee?

[Hollylane]

Won't I be the one traumatized? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Won't it be invigorating to dissect and ice cream coroner?

[Hollylane]

Would you use a spoon?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you use one of those in times like these?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you turning swords into plowshares?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a high risk investment?

[SoNotHer]

What kind of couch and session would you have with a financial analyst?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't you see them on the pie chart?

[SoNotHer]

Will there be any pie charts at your Thanksgiving dinner?

[Gentle Tiger]

Won't it be more like the big bang theory in reverse?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about what happens after Thanksgiving dinner is consumed?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Isn't it football after dinner?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why can't it be before and during dinner?

[SoNotHer]

Big bang before, during and after dinner or football? Or all we talking about the same thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

All are we same thing talking?

[Gaige]

huh?.........

[SoNotHer]

What just happened here?

[Gentle Tiger]

Something happened?

[SoNotHer]

Where have you been, and what have you been doing?

[Gentle Tiger]

How's that working out for you?

[Gentle Tiger]

As well as ship one to San Diego as part of the Outreach Ministry?

[Starbuck]

I wonder how much it costs to ship a perishable pie?


How many pies can you ship for Outreach?

[Gentle Tiger]

Yeah, how many and isn't' there FedEx, fancy air delivery?

[Starbuck]

Yeah, how many and isn't' there FedEx, fancy air delivery?


Will FedEx charge a surcharge on every perishable item?

[Gentle Tiger]

Now see what you've started with your cock-a-doody "Outreach Ministry"? :rofl:



Why does it have to be a cock-a-doody "Outreach Ministry"? Why can't it be a loving, caring Outreach to those in need of such a, umm...outreach?

[Starbuck]

:rofl:

Why does it have to be a cock-a-doody "Outreach Ministry"? Why can't it be a loving, caring Outreach to those in need of such a, umm...outreach?


Is someone feeling left out by the Outreach Ministry? Can't we include everyone?

[Gentle Tiger]

Yes, can't we?

[Starbuck]

Yes, can't we?


What does coconut cream pie go with best? Milk or egg nog?

[SoulShineFemme]

What does coconut cream pie go with best? Milk or egg nog?

Wouldn't eggnog be wayyyy too sweet?

[ONLY]

Wouldn't eggnog be wayyyy too sweet?

Do you mix your eggnog with chili peppers :| ?

[SoulShineFemme]

Do you mix your eggnog with chili peppers :| ?



Why in God's name would I do that? :blink:

[ONLY]

Why in God's name would I do that? :blink:

Why would you use God's name at all? :blink:

[SoulShineFemme]

Why would you use God's name at all? :blink:

Isn't it okay unless we take it in vain? :|

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the dessert bar?

[Starbuck]

Isn't it okay unless we take it in vain? :|


Yes, who is afraid of offending someone?

[Hollylane]

Isn't offensive is as offensive does?

[Gentle Tiger]

Excuse me, but what about the dessert bar?

[dixie]

Does it have a sneeze guard?

[Gentle Tiger]

As opposed to a security guard?

[Hollylane]

What will they be protecting?

[Starbuck]

What will they be protecting?


Does it need government funding? Or a bunny rabbit?

[Hollylane]

Do I have to wear a habit or an eye-patch?

[SoNotHer]

Can it be a pepperoni eye patch?

Do I have to wear a habit or an eye-patch?

[Hollylane]

Can I have extra cheese?

[SoNotHer]

Thick or thin?

Can I have extra cheese?

[Hollylane]

Do you think I am capable of making this kind of decision?

[SoNotHer]

Do you need help?

[Hollylane]

Don't I always have choices?

[SoNotHer]

A banana or a carrot?

[Hollylane]

Is zucchini on the menu?

[SoNotHer]

Watermelon perhaps?

[Hollylane]

Is that really on the list?

[SoNotHer]

Should it be on your list?

[Hollylane]

Can I have a piece of gum?

[SoNotHer]

ABC gum OK?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that all but cheese?

[Hollylane]

Did you bring the pepperoni?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why would I bring that in here?

[SoNotHer]

Did you bring the meat slicer?

[Hollylane]

Was it too long?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't that sound painful?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't it though?

[SoNotHer]

Did you go as Lorena Bobbit for Halloween?

[Hollylane]

Do you have lefty scissors I could borrow?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it a little late to asking about bobbing for apples?

[Hollylane]

Why? Did you get the worm?

[SoNotHer]

Will an apple peeler do?

[Hollylane]

You want to remove the skin?? How sadistic can you get with an apple?

[SoNotHer]

Or should I have brought out my pickle peeler?

[Hollylane]

Are you into sweet and sour?

[SoNotHer]

Is that one of the interview questions?

You want to remove the skin?? How sadistic can you get with an apple?

[Hollylane]

Was that number two on the list? Wasn't number one "Do you now or have you ever owned a pair of granny panties?"

[SoNotHer]

Is that an apple in your granny panties or do you need to take care of something?

[Gentle Tiger]

Doesn't the depend?

[SoNotHer]

Are we talking about adult diapers again?

[Hollylane]

Can I have a Popsicle?

[Gentle Tiger]

You want to put a Popsicle in a diaper? What?

[Hollylane]

Do I even know what to do with this question? Am I calling for back-up?

[mustangjeano]

Shouldn't you remove the stck first?

[SoNotHer]

Is there such a thing as a popsicle peeler?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't there be a little too much splintering for comfort?

[Gentle Tiger]

Who ate the lemon bars?

[Hollylane]

Didn't the not-so-Gentle Tiger eat the lemon bars and rub our noses in it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were you bad and needing to be shown the error of your ways?

[Hollylane]

Do you think this is new?

[Stitch]

Hey what's new?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can't you google it?

[Starbuck]

Coming in late here...what are we googling?

[Gentle Tiger]

What do you wish to know?

[SoNotHer]

What beans do you wish to spill? ;-0

[Hollylane]

Did you know that beans are high in fiber?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we begin to talk about the virtues of beans?

[Hollylane]

Beano???....

[Starbuck]

Did you know that beans are high in fiber?


Did you know that high fiber diets can cause you to pass excess gas?

[Hollylane]

Am I not really wanting to talk about the fiber any longer?

[SoNotHer]

Beano Polo???

[Hollylane]

Waldo?......

[SoNotHer]

Carmen Sandiego?

[Hollylane]

Mommy??? Do you know I tend to get lost in shopping malls?

[Starbuck]

Mommy??? Do you know I tend to get lost in shopping malls?


Where in the mall do you tend to get lost the most?

[Hollylane]

Can I use the intercom?

[SoNotHer]

Are you going to sing Karaoke on it?

[Hollylane]

Can't we wait to sing Christmas Carols until after the bird is buried?

[Arwen]

Are you making turkey kimchee?

[Hollylane]

Won't that go well with the Dweji bulgogi?

[Arwen]

Did you make some injera too?

[Hollylane]

Did I just learn something new?

[SoNotHer]

Are you paying attention?

[Hollylane]

Did you catch me looking out the window?

[Arwen]

Am I catching up on tv shows I taped over a month ago?

[Hollylane]

Do I still watch The Andy Griffith Show?

[Starbuck]

Do I still watch The Andy Griffith Show?


Does Barney still carry his one bullet?

[Hollylane]

Can we talk about June Cleaver?

[SoNotHer]

Did I just step into the five things you don't want to know about me thread?

[Hollylane]

Are you opposed to being a Stepford Wife?

[SoNotHer]

Should I post my response in the thread about anger and communication?

[Hollylane]

Can ask you to step away from my dishware?

[SoNotHer]

Surely you like a good show?

[Hollylane]

Will this be like burlesque?

[SoNotHer]

Do you like to laugh while you cry?

[Hollylane]

Is this the crying game?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't you rather play Candyland?

Is this the crying game?

[Hollylane]

No chutes and ladders?

[Starbuck]

No chutes and ladders?


How about cops and robbers? Who doesn't like a little uniform fetish?

[SoNotHer]

Who wants to be arrested and charged tonight?