Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[princessbelle]

We don't HAVE to use a hammer, right?:spruceup:

[weatherboi]

we have a problem with hammers here?

:mohawk:

[Nina]

is there much better than a: brand-new, pointy, sharp, comfortable seam ripper?

[Nina]

if you're ready ask someone if the question you want to ask (someone else) is 'bad' is the answer in the asking?...

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there really a solution to every people when dessert is nowhere to be found?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why didn't I know about chocolate laffy taffy?:eatinghersheybar:

[Gaige]

Do you live in a cave?

[Arwen]

Can we shout, "To the Bat Cave, Robin."?

[Gaige]

Will you be dressed as Batman?

[Arwen]

Is it okay if I prefer a catsuit and a whip?

[Gaige]

Do you know how to use that whip?

[Arwen]

If I answer in the negative, is that a positive?

[Gaige]

Do you believe that opposites attract?

[Gentle Tiger]

In a meeting someone will ask, "do you have anything to add?" Why do people almost always say, "no, I would just say..." or "no, but I would add..."? Why can't they say yes and share the thought?

[Arwen]

Can I answer that without answering that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should such people be a part of this thread?

[Tcountry]

Can they ask a question?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't they always ask questions?

[princessbelle]

Who? :seeingstars:

[Gentle Tiger]

Why do people signal to drive in one direction only to drive in the opposite direction?

[always2late]

Are we there yet?

[Arwen]

Am I going to have to pull this thread over?

[asphaltcowboi]

over where?

[Arwen]

Over there!
Over there!
Send the word
Over there
That the Yanks are comin'
The Yanks are comin'
The Yanks are coming over there.

Did you know that I often get songs stuck in my head?

[asphaltcowboi]

over yonder?
not in the cd player?

[Arwen]

Is it a bad thing that I don't have a CD player?

[Gaige]

Do you have an Ipod?

[scootebaby]

would a Zune be better?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Remember the boombox John Cusack held up on that one movie?

[dixie]

Remember the boombox John Cusack held up on that one movie?


Doesn't everyone?


http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/db15187d-18d4-4b76-a4f1-55004386d2a0.jpg

[Arwen]

Is an iPod like a boombox only smaller?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the walkman?

[Arwen]

Did you know that Sony Ericsson is phasing the Walkman out?

[Gentle Tiger]

Out? Was the Walkman in the closet?

[Gaige]

Isn't that a good place for it?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Isn't Ricky Martin out of the closet?

[Arwen]

Why is our society so obsessed with whose boots are under whose bed?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wait, are you implying that the boots were in the closet with the walkman?

[Passionaria]

You keep your Walkman in your boots?????

[little_ms_sunshyne]

How big are those boots?

[IrishGrrl]

Are they big enough to be under my bed in the first place?
:praying:

[1PlayfulFemme]

Won't your monsters eat your boots if they are under your bed?

[Gentle Tiger]

So size matters in the closet?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

How big are we talking about here?

[Gentle Tiger]

How old are they?

[Arwen]

The monsters or the boots?

[IrishGrrl]

Doesnt size always matter?

Isnt the older the better?

[Arwen]

Why are you asking two questions?

[IrishGrrl]

because I can?

:blink:

[Pixie]

Can you?????

[IrishGrrl]

can YOU?!

:|

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a statute of question limitations?

[Arwen]

Is it possible we don't know which track we need to get back on?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Have you ever driven really fast on train tracks, kinda like Dukes of Hazards style?

[IrishGrrl]

Have you ever wished you could drive that car?

[JustJo]

Do I have to be wearing Daisy Dukes at the same time?

[IrishGrrl]

would you mind? *perv*

[Arwen]

Would you mind if I did mind?

[IrishGrrl]

Would you care if I minded that you minded?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you even notice if I did not care that you minded that I minded because in reality tree never made a sound in the forest?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Is it time to put up a Christmas Tree?

[Passionaria]

On a completely unrelated note : if a rose is a rose is a rose, is the same true about PIGS???

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[little_ms_sunshyne]

Depends, What kind of pigs are we talkin about here?

[Passionaria]

Where do I begin???? :shocking:

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Where does anything begin?

[Passionaria]

Ummm...... at the beginning???

[Gentle Tiger]

How is beginning quantified?

[Passionaria]

How does one quantify time????

[Novelafemme]

is time really of the essence?

[Passionaria]

is time really of the essence?

If I search for my essence will I reach Nirvana in time?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you be on time if you travel in time?

[Passionaria]

Will you be on time if you travel in time?

Wouldn't it depend on what time you left??? :pirate-steer:

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't the mode of transportation the bigger question?

[Passionaria]

Isn't the mode of transportation the bigger question?

Aren't they selling time machines on EBAY?????

[Gentle Tiger]

How well do they keep time?

[Arwen]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Was the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland on time to anything?

[Passionaria]

How can a rabbit predict pregnancy???

[Arwen]

Did the rabbit understand the initial question?

[Novelafemme]

Do honeymooners really "do it" like rabbits.



Did the rabbit understand the initial question?

[scootebaby]

Do honeymooners really "do it" like rabbits.

has anyone ever seen how rabbits really "do it"?

[LeftWriteFemme]

has anyone ever seen how rabbits really "do it"?


Have rabbits ever watched while you do it?

[scootebaby]

Have rabbits ever watched while you do it?

if i said yes would that make me strange?

[Gentle Tiger]

How is strange being measured today?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it strange that you have not provided me with any cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did June have an allergic reaction when she typed the words "share" and "cake" in the same sentence?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do we get to keep the cake if there's an intervention? And does a cake have wheels?

[Arwen]

If we use cake to measure your inseam, won't that be messy?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Would the cake have shiny wheels to match it's frosting?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what it takes?

[Arwen]

Doesn't this just take the cake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is something stealing the cake?

[Arwen]

If I told you it's the 7 of Swords and he's got the cake, what would you say?:detective:

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a trick question since we're only supposed to ask questions in this thread? *smirk*:police:

[Arwen]

Why do you think I'm trying to trick you?

[betenoire]

Wow, do you think we're stupid or something?

[Arwen]

Wow, do you always assume the worst?

[Tcountry]

did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

[Arwen]

did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

You mean this is not all some terrific dream?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you tell the difference?

[IrishGrrl]

IS there a difference?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there more of one than the other?

[FlowerFem]

Do you want more, or is that enough?

[Passionaria]

When is enough, enough?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there time?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Do you remember the time?

[Arwen]

Will you read me a bed time story?

[Tcountry]

Do you want to sleep or just go to bed? ;)

[Gentle Tiger]

Are the two mutually exclusive?

[Arwen]

Should I tell you or let you both imagine which I prefer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do we need to know?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Isn't the imagination a deliciously sinful thing?

[Gentle Tiger]

Which came first sin or the imagined sin?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wouldn't the answer be yes because you have cause me to lust after the pineapple upside down cake that hasn't been made yet? :readfineprint:

[Queerasfck]

Why would anyone like fruitcake?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it a sin to confuse pineapple upside down cake with fruit cake?

[canadianmusician]

Do two fruitcakes = sin?

:cowboihorse: :smileywhip:

[Arwen]

Are you saying that an upside down pineapple cake is better than sin?

[Passionaria]

Are you saying that an upside down pineapple cake is better than sin?

What is your sin of preference????

[Arwen]

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How many can I pick?

[canadianmusician]

How many can I pick?

Do we really want to know??

[Gentle Tiger]

If I confess will I get to indulge in it?

[Arwen]

Isn't confession good for the soul?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is reality better than imagined sin?

[Arwen]

If I tell you my imagination makes things tangible, would you believe me?

[Gentle Tiger]

You didn't know that I am a true skeptic?

[Gentle Tiger]

And didn't you know I have to test things before I believe them?

[Arwen]

Would you believe that I've had more than my fair share of skeptics in my life? And, addendum, did you know that I've always excelled at taking tests?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there any sort of analysis done by an objective research group or QA group to verify your conclusions?

[Arwen]

Would you believe there was a panel of independent judges who all agree with my conclusions right after I fed them fried chicken, corned bread and pecan pie?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I skeptical because they ate the pecan pie?

[Arwen]

Would you believe Gentle Tiger just gave me an ear worm?

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[DomnNC]

Are you sure it was an ear worm?

[Blade]

What's an ear worm?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you hear me now?

[Arwen]

Are y'all finished with the lame jokes? :):jester:

[Gentle Tiger]

Jokes can't walk? What?

[Leigh]

What is a walking joke?

[Gentle Tiger]

Isn't it a joke that isn't lame?:blink:

[FlowerFem]

Was that just a lame attempt, or were you joking?

[Gentle Tiger]

Could that be a password protection question?

[Arwen]

Are you just going to walk all over me?

[Gentle Tiger]

With boots?

[Leigh]

Or with heels? :|

[Gentle Tiger]

On my feet? Are you kidding me? *laughing*

[Arwen]

Does anyone else think of Nancy Sinatra when you hear boots and walking?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you hear what I hear?

[justkim]

Are they the same *voices* as before?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did they say the same thing to you?

[Arwen]

Would you believe me if I told you?

[Gentle Tiger]

How will you communicate the voices differently if they are the same?

[Arwen]

Don't you know that I'm a writer so it's all in the way you phrase it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Yes but do you write right when listing the rites?

[Arwen]

I'm sorry but did you stop to think of the leftovers that would be left if you aren't right? (And, buddy...you definitely ain't right.):glasses:

[Arwen]

Did you know that the great Houdini had a brother who also performed escape tricks?

[FlowerFem]

Did his brother suffer the same fate ?

[The_Lady_Snow]

This thread is still going on?

[PapaC]

Why would you even question it?

[weatherboi]

Has anyone ever left on a jet plane not knowing when they would be coming back again?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does anyone here travel by Greyhound?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can a person say they are world traveler if they reached every destination in their mind?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does anyone really listen to Mariah Carey??

[Gentle Tiger]

Are noise cancellation headphones provided?

[FlowerFem]

Did you care that the flight cancellation really upset me ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you believe I don't like them either?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Who still believes?

[JustJo]

Are we talking about Santa Claus?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Why do we lie to our kids about "Santa"?

[scootebaby]

is Santa a lie?

[JustJo]

Should we ask the Easter Bunny?

[scootebaby]

Do you mean the rabbit in your drawer? :|

[JustJo]

Which drawers are you talking about?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Don't you just love The Rabbit??

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there only one?

[The_Lady_Snow]

One what???

[Gentle Tiger]

Is one really the magic number?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Do you believe in magic?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is magic clever trickery?

[princessbelle]

Is it only magic if it is in a young girl's heart?

[Passionaria]

Whats a woman's heart worth?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are song titles being snuck into the questions?

[Selenay]

Don't you know anything about music?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is musical knowledge required to ask whacky questions?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Isn't music magic??

[dixie]

I'm out of cake mix, so will magic brownies do?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you make the brownies without nuts in them?

[Gentle Tiger]

On your way to bed shouldn't you be thinking about when you will make me brownies without nuts to prevent allergic reactions?

[dixie]

So it's a good thing I have an aversion to nuts as well?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Did June bake brownies????

[Gentle Tiger]

Did June tease us yet again?

[FlowerFem]

Did June tease us yet again?

Are we back to the same old thing, yet again ?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is everything really the same?

[Arwen]

Are you questioning the reality of the fact that June is June but sometimes is not?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Are you saying June is like a Mounds Joy?

[weatherboi]

Ever held your breath just to prove a point?
:mohawk:

[diamondrose]

Is the point that important?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Which way are you pointing??

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you asking if June is a Mound of Joy or a candy bar or should the question be what cake is June like?

[Arwen]

If I confess that Mounds is not a two word phrase but Almond June, I mean Joy, is, will you look at me all :| and tell me I'm in the wrong thread?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you know where you are?

[Arwen]

Who are all these people and why are they in my rapidly-descending handbasket?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you expecting us to know the answer today?

[Arwen]

Do you have the appropriate number of correctly-sharpened number 2 pencils? Are you old enough to get that joke?

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't you know there are no standardized tests being given today?

[Arwen]

Is that supposed to be an answer?

[Gentle Tiger]

If an answer is given in the forest will a tree be saved?

[Arwen]

Are you familiar with Bishop George Berkeley?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you saying you need a number two pencil to discuss philosophical matters?

[Arwen]

Do you agree with Hobbes that " the life of a man is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short."?

[Gentle Tiger]

Am I exhibit A?

[Arwen]

Well, isn't A better than choice C or D in that list?

[Gentle Tiger]

What was used to mark the letters?

[Arwen]

Do I have to answer that?

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you answer if we didn't have guests?

[Arwen]

Do you think they will mind watching/listening/reading?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they taking notes with number two pencils or eating cake?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Are the #2 pencils sharp?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't that your job?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Does anyone have a working sharpener?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you too young to remember the pencil sharpeners that fit into your pencil case or sharpening a pencil with a knife?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Would you believe it if I told you a sharpen 75 -100 pencils a day?

<--------Teacher of students who must eat pencils!

[Gentle Tiger]

You have to eat pencils?:blink:

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Does anyone really eat pencils???

[Daywalker]

Is that a grammatical error by a teacher,
or defective virtual pencil lead?

:thinking:

:daywalker:

[Gentle Tiger]

Will the mystery be solved?

[princessbelle]

Is it possible to smoke a pencil?

[Gentle Tiger]

Shouldn't you have to give back a present for asking a scary question on Christmas day?

[little_ms_sunshyne]

Is the present a lump of coal?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is coal considered the new bling?

[princessbelle]

Did you not know good girls don't get coal?

[Arwen]

Are you seriously saying you are a good girl?

[Gentle Tiger]

Should we do a, "This is your brain on sugar" commercial?

[dixie]

Do we always have to blame sugar?

[dixie]

Did you know that you just totally grossed me out?

[dixie]

Is your work ever done?

[Enchantress]

Where 'O' where is the cake?

[Girl Friday]

Has anyone seen the mail box key?

[Arwen]

May we get back to GT's muffins?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did I ever have muffins?

[betenoire]

Did I ever have muffins?

OMG did you see the NPR sketch Betty White did on SNL about her dusty muffins?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was I bummed that I missed her appearance on SNL?:doh:

[betenoire]

Was I bummed that I missed her appearance on SNL?:doh:

Was I stoked that I got a Betty White calender for giftmas?

(goodnight, I'm gonna go sleep now)

[Gentle Tiger]

Would you still be a walking contradiction if you made cake, muffins or brownies for us?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you even if you don't make brownies?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What kind of brownies y'all making?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Shouldn't that depend on who wants to know??

[betenoire]

Are you two ladies having a power struggle?

[The_Lady_Snow]

What?? There's ladies here???

[weatherboi]

Hey ladyyyyy can you put some pot in the brownies????

Done int best Jerry Lewis voice

[Gentle Tiger]

Will there be Ladies brownie wrestling?